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Nasty
10-12-2008, 04:28 AM
So I just received a video on my cellphone named MOV00187. I have no idea who the sender is, as the number is not someone I've registered. Somehow I can't download the contents from my cellphone network provider. The name of the file sounds pretty promising and I am pretty curious what the lovely contents might be.

So I send a message asking who the fuck owns the number and I get a reply "Me". I then proceed to ask who the fuck "Me." is, since I don't have anyone registered on the number. I then receive "Too bad". The number is masked (as in the subscriber has either asked to get his name concealed or the SIM card was bought during a period when subscriptions didn't require a personal ownership)

Should I:

A. Finally buy the H&K handgun.
B. Abuse my mad access powers at work.
C. Start smacktalking
D. Ask politely to have the video file titled MOV00187 sent to me on e-mail.
E. Work up a nice erection and shoot a 3 second videoclip of my huge erect penis.
F. Do nothing.
tallefred
10-12-2008, 04:30 AM
A + E.
kordoyn
10-12-2008, 04:30 AM
In order

A,C,B,E
BlackVolgan
10-12-2008, 04:31 AM
its probably just your mum

so try for E
Viluin
10-12-2008, 04:33 AM
187, lol.
Enerzeal
10-12-2008, 04:33 AM
ohh E is the obvious choice. Me would love to see E.
Nasty
10-12-2008, 04:47 AM
As much as I hate to spoil the climax, it wasn't a threat after all, it appears it was some chick I am semi dating.
I am at home, with a fucking fever, feeling like shit, and she apparantly decided to do mdma with some dodgy guys and a girlfriend of hers.

Naturally this sucks pretty bad for me. I would NOT like to see her get all fucking wasted with 2 shady motherfuckers somewhere down town, neither am I especially tempted to go there and be a hero.

I hate this scenario. Almost as much as I hate chicks who make such stupid fucking mistakes.
Wickfield
10-12-2008, 05:29 AM
Why just a pistol?

Stop being a pussy and mail-order a bazooka.


ALSO

E
Mr.Boo!
10-12-2008, 05:30 AM
E would be the best for you.
Gloomrender
10-12-2008, 05:46 AM
187, lol.

Isn't that a common police code for murder? I wonder if that's the intention...
Buckk Dich
10-12-2008, 06:20 AM
wtf hahahahaahh
Mippoose
10-12-2008, 06:25 AM
Drugs are bad.
Odie
10-12-2008, 06:59 AM
E.

/thread
NewRage
10-12-2008, 07:08 AM
she apparantly decided to do mdma with some dodgy guys and a girlfriend of hers.


Hah, how great is that? Everyone says E is the best choice, E is the only choice with any sexual relation... and your chick is doing Ecstasy. Sorry, but that gave me a chuckle.
Feyrband
10-12-2008, 07:12 AM
In order

A,C,B,E

i concur.
Weeking
10-12-2008, 07:20 AM
Send it to the cops.