The Top 10 Most Annoying Types of People

[heroshade]

10)Druggies

Normally I have nothing against people who do drugs. When The only thing that comes out of your mouth is either a story of how you got SO wasted over the weekend or a story about how you managed to outrun the cops for the 18235456th time, I really don't want to hear it. I would much rather talk to someone who matters.



9) People who cannot take a hint

I don't like being an asshole. I really don't. I like looking like the nice guy. But when some douchefuck thinks they are my friend and I have to be an asshole and tell them to leave me alone, it is VERY annoying. Jesus, how many times to I have to turn down your party invites for you to stop liking me?



8) Stupid people
Fucking listen! Jesus, why sit there and stare off into space and then ask ME what we're supposed to do? I'm not going to help you, fuck off.



7) Extreme homophobes

No, I'm not gay, but if you are a homophobe, I hope you die in a massive gang rape. Really, what business is it of yours if someone is gay or not? Unless you wake up in the morning and theres two guys macking on your floor, it doesn't affect you. Get over it!



6) Racists

This is a group of people I simply don't understand. He doesn't look like you, so obviously, he is the spawn of satan. God forbid the human race differs from that of the giant panda. No, everybody must look alike!



5) Obnoxious sneezers

Really? You need to have attention? It's 'Aw Choo!' not 'AWCHOOFAUPOMGIALMOSTDIED'.



4) WoW addicts

"OMG dood! I got teh uber sord of teh-" Shut the fuck up right now. I don't care. I don't like WoW. I don't want to hear about your experiences in WoW. I don't want to hear about you camping killdeath the murderous for eight hours entil you finally got the sword you wanted.



3) Spankeytwo

Fuck you!



2) People who think they know politics

I'm not saying I know alot about politics, but jesus god, half of these people don't even know what the person they are voting for support. I listened to some bitch yell and scream about gay rights and how gays are people too, only to express her support for McCain hours later.

And the number one most annoying type of person is....





























1) Abusive admins!!

Errr..... I mean,


1) Jocks
They aren't all bad people. Some of them are really good friends of mine. The rest of them, however, seem to think that just because they get to go sit on a bench and watch their team lose, that they can do whatever they want. ZOMG, LETS THROW WATERBALLOONS AT OLD PEOPLE AS WE DRIVE BY THEM. I love the amount of stories I hear of badass buff jocks running away from goths and gangsters. "Dude we were teepeeing houses and stuff, and then these gangster/emo/goth hybrids mutant things came outa nowhere, and I was like 'Bring it on bitch,' and then we ran our asses outa there and hid in a bush."

Thats barley even a joke.

Well, if you fit into any of these categories, please, go fuck yourself.

Feel free to flame as you wish.

[Ankh]

What about people who call you snipes, snipes?

[NapalmEnema]

11 - Fat bitches that get on an elevator to go down one floor instead of taking the mother fucking stairs.

12 - People in general I don't know but wish were dead.

Now your list is complete.

[rockyraccoon]

now for mel gibsons top 10 lists of people he hates

1) Jews

2) Gays

3) Everyone who didn't enjoy braveheart

[heroshade]

What about people who call you snipes, snipes?

What the hell? I don't even know you and you call me Snipes.


Anyway, no, that doesn't bother me that much.

[Temet nosce]

12 - People in general I don't know but wish were dead.

This is my number one and the only one that really matters. Although you worded it wrong. I do it like this.

1. If I don't know and like you I assume you would be better off dead. Guilty until proven innocent.

[rockyraccoon]

What the hell? I don't even know you and you call me Snipes.


Anyway, no, that doesn't bother me that much.

i fucking hate people who wear glasses. they go around thinking their smart and such and looking all robotic and ugly in the end.

[heroshade]

i fucking hate people who wear glasses. they go around thinking their smart and such and looking all robotic and ugly in the end.

Whyed you quote me for that?

[ejnomad07]

Whyed you quote me for that?

I wondered what was taking snipes so long to post again..I was starting to think he was spammed out. :(

[Ankh]

What the hell? I don't even know you and you call me Snipes.


Anyway, no, that doesn't bother me that much.

I lurk much.

[Saturday Saint]

What the hell? I don't even know you and you call me Snipes.

Haven't you said that before, Snipes?

[rockyraccoon]

Whyed you quote me for that?

i e-snapped to get your attention

[Lioness]

This list is bull shit.

Why am I not on it?

[ppsh42]

10)Druggies

Normally I have nothing against people who do drugs. When The only thing that comes out of your mouth is either a story of how you got SO wasted over the weekend or a story about how you managed to outrun the cops for the 18235456th time, I really don't want to hear it. I would much rather talk to someone who matters.

I have two of these bitches in my Psychology class. I mean I have nothing against people who do drugs every once in a while( I can smoke a joint here and there), but when fuckers sit in class all period long and say "FUUUUUCKKKKK, I ate these shrooms the other day and I was like WOWWWWW", I just feel like bashing their heads into the desk. It also irritates me when drugs is the only "cool" subject to talk about, and thats all you hear coming from them.

[heroshade]

This list is bull shit.

Why am I not on it?

Ummmm.... Because I don't know you....

[NapalmEnema]

This list is bull shit.

Why am I not on it?

How can anyone truly hate a land bound manatee that reeks of stale sweat and frito pie?

[Ankh]

This list is bull shit.

Why am I not on it?

This list is now sexist, you can sue him.

[Lioness]

frito pie

I have never heard of that, I had to google it.

It looks delicious.

[Behhemoth]

Whyed you quote me for that?

I hate people like rockyraccoon who get a kick out of there own posts

[heroshade]

I forgot one.


11) Emos

Depressed? Kill yourself already! I don't need to hear you bitch about your problems. I'm tired of tripping on these fuckers. They sit in the MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY! Then when I accidently step on their tightass nuthugger girl pants, they get all pissed off at me. I hope you fuckers change your mind right after you jump.

[NapalmEnema]

I have never heard of that, I had to google it.

It looks delicious.

Not only is it delicious, it will clear a fucking room when it goes through you like human draino and you start liqui-shitting yourself while laughing.

The laughing is optional, but I always found that a good laugh while you soil yourself really defuses an otherwise awkward situation.

[Ankh]

I hate people like rockyraccoon who get a kick out of there own posts

I hate people who don't know when to use "their".

My badge. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/RxRenesis8/Grammar-Police.png)

[Behhemoth]

I forgot one.


11) Emos

Depressed? Kill yourself already! I don't need to hear you bitch about your problems. I'm tired of tripping on these fuckers. They sit in the MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY! Then when I accidently step on their tightass nuthugger girl pants, they get all pissed off at me. I hope you fuckers change your mind right after you jump.

Yes, this is a major problem for me as well.
PS are you in highschool?

[Behhemoth]

I hate people who don't know when to use "their" properly.

My badge. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/RxRenesis8/Grammar-Police.png)

I hate people who acknowledge themselves as grammar nazis/police

[heroshade]

Yes, this is a major problem for me as well.
PS are you in highschool?

Yeah.

[ejnomad07]

My badge. (http://www.lewrockwell.com/grigg/15-transformers-2007-camaro.jpg)

Mine is way better..pfft.

[heroshade]

My badge. (http://www.lewrockwell.com/grigg/15-transformers-2007-camaro.jpg)

Mine is way better..pfft.

12) People who cannot differentiate between cars and badges

[ejnomad07]

12) People who cannot differentiate between cars and badges

This.

Is all I wanted. :D

Thanks Snipes!

[Behhemoth]

Yeah.

So I'm not the only one??!

[rockyraccoon]

I forgot one.


11) Emos

Depressed? Kill yourself already! I don't need to hear you bitch about your problems. I'm tired of tripping on these fuckers. They sit in the MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY! Then when I accidently step on their tightass nuthugger girl pants, they get all pissed off at me. I hope you fuckers change your mind right after you jump.

wait a minute, your in highschool? but your sig pic suggests your a 22 year old computer programmer that likes to beat off and make fun of everyone on internet gaming forums.

[Ankh]

I hate people who acknowledge themselves as grammar nazis/police

I hate people who hate people who acknowledge themselves as grammar cops.

Man, I am so original.

[Lioness]

wait a minute, your in highschool? but your sig pic suggests your a 22 year old computer programmer that likes to beat off and make fun of everyone on internet gaming forums.

You mean ClownFoot?

[Xalren]

Fatties?

[heroshade]

wait a minute, your in highschool? but your sig pic suggests your a 22 year old computer programmer that likes to beat off and make fun of everyone on internet gaming forums.

13) People who apparently don't watch ZP

[Behhemoth]

14) "gangstaz" and the fat chicks who act like whores.

[rockyraccoon]

13) People who apparently don't watch ZP

what the fucks a ZP? i guess ill make up some acronyms. i don't like people who are ffigwttanapoff. hah that actually means something

[rockyraccoon]

14) "gangstaz" and the fat chicks who act like whores.

oh so your having a rebellion issue with your gangster dad and fat whore mom?

[Ankh]

what the fucks a ZP? i guess ill make up some acronyms. i don't like people who are ffigwttanapoff. hah that actually means something

Zero Punctuation.

[heroshade]

what the fucks a ZP? i guess ill make up some acronyms. i don't like people who are ffigwttanapoff. hah that actually means something

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

Watch them. Become enlightened.

[Tzacharu]

Emos aren't on the list?

[WhySoSerious]

woot i didnt make the list

[heroshade]

Emos aren't on the list?
Second page.
woot i didnt make the list
I originally had you instead of Spanky, but I reconsidered.

[rockyraccoon]

woot i didnt make the list

i'm fucking serious because people like you piss me off.

[Ankh]

woot i didnt make the list

15) People who talk about or otherwise reference to "The Dark Knight" as if it were the second coming of Christ, just because that emo went and became an hero.

[Tzacharu]

Second page.


I was about to say...

[Xalren]

Oh god, someone said an hero.

[Metal Wolf]

Bad drivers. :bang:

[Ankh]

Oh god, someone said an hero.

Don't you just love memes?

[Musketeer]

My number one would be people who think you can categorize annoying people into ten distinct groups.

[Ankh]

My number one would be people who think you can categorize annoying people into ten distinct groups.

Clearly more than one million groups are needed.

[heroshade]

My number one would be people who think you can categorize annoying people into ten distinct groups.

Well, right now its up to fifteen, so shove it.

[Robertek]

If it weren't for 1, 2, 6, and 7 I would be a great person.

[TubeSock]

Second page.

I originally had you instead of Spanky, but I reconsidered.

:idea: Quick! Make another thread about the 10 most annoying forumfallers! Gogogo!

[heroshade]

:idea: Quick! Make another thread about the 10 most annoying forumfallers! Gogogo!

I don't want to look like TO much of a troll, I'll let you do that.

[Ankh]

I don't want to look like TOO much of a troll, I'll let you do that.

Don't you just love people who do this?

[TubeSock]

I don't want to look like TO much of a troll, I'll let you do that.

I have 5 active infraction points, I'd rather not risk b&hammer before beta.

[Tzacharu]

Don't you just love memes?

They were great when there weren't 123029103102 of them.

[rockyraccoon]

I don't want to look like TO much of a troll, I'll let you do that.

yeah but trolling brings peace, love and unity to forumfall. we need more pointless trolls like me, spankeytwo or even whysoserious.

[heroshade]

Don't you just love people who do this?

Yeah, but I love people who do it incorrectly even more.

[ppsh42]

Holy shit, I'm gone for 15 minutes and this thread turns into a clusterfuck.

[rockyraccoon]

Holy shit, I'm gone for 15 minutes and this thread turns into a clusterfuck.

that's not what your mom said last night!

EDIT: she actually said i'm gone for 15 minutes and the clusterfucks gone.

[Ankh]

Yeah, but I love people who do it incorrectly even more.

What's even more hilarious is when people think it was done incorrectly and point it out, but only further embarrass themselves.

[Baralis]

I think you forgot Women and Obama Fans.

[ejnomad07]

I think you forgot Women and Obama Fans.

Is this not the same thing????

[heroshade]

I think you forgot Women and Obama Fans.

So number two then?

[ejnomad07]

So number two then?

and 8.

[Killuminati]

This is the type of post someone makes before they An Hero.

[Curcio]

I hate stupid people who think they are smarter than they actually are. Fucking drives me insane! Especially when they try to prove you wrong after you try to something intelligible and they only respond with something completely retarded that makes you want to punch them in the face and chew their eyeballs out. :bang:

[Robertek]

So number two then?

Why not just make a 3rd number 1.

And Emo's, Rockabilly's, Mods, & Punks didn't make this list? Metrosexuals too.

[ejnomad07]

Why not just make a 3rd number 1.

And Emo's, Rockabilly's, Mods, & Punks didn't make this list?

some did...read on!

[heroshade]

Why not just make a 3rd number 1.

And Emo's, Rockabilly's, Mods, & Punks didn't make this list? Metrosexuals too.

Yeah, punks and mods pretty much fit into the emo category. And Hackapell is obviously a metrosexual.

[Rovo]

The blue color is freaking me out!

[TubeSock]

Yeah, punks and mods pretty much fit into the emo category. And Hackapell is obviously a metrosexual.

In b4 lock.

[ejnomad07]

They won't lock it..

[palo god]

The only kind of people that aren’t on the list and should be that I can think of are clinically obese people on power chairs.

[Mr.LichTwitch]

Well, if you fit into any of these categories, please, go fuck yourself.

Feel free to flame as you wish.

I don't fall into those categories, but fucking myself sounds like a great idea. Thanks man!

[heroshade]

I don't fall into those categories, but fucking myself sounds like a great idea. Thanks man!

I aim to please.

[Phalanx]

People who type in their signature after every post, even though the forum already offers that feature.

Skree

[Mr.LichTwitch]

I aim to please.

Well you must be using aimbot because that hit the spot!!!

[ppsh42]

People who type in their signature after every post, even though the forum already offers that feature.

Skree

ok, cool.

[Phalanx]

ok, cool.

Really?

[ppsh42]

Really?

No man, I was being sarcastic.

[Phalanx]

No man, I was being sarcastic.
Oh...

[GFH_Spike]

I don't hate anyone. To actively hate someone requires too much emotional investment in that individual's state of being. I don't care enough to hate.

Humans are mostly irrational animals incapable of wisely utilizing their potential. Such an action would be the equivalent of intensely disliking an ant.

Yes, I consider all humans to be as insignificant as insects in the vastness of the universe. Including myself.

[Skree]

People who type in their signature after every post, even though the forum already offers that feature.

SkreeYou bore me little man.

Skree

[Estrang]

At least now we know where another labelmaker 5000 is, oh and look, it has a whine feature in it.

[GFH_Spike]

You bore me little man.

Skree

Dear Skree,

I am addressing you without a typed closing signature. How do you respond?

[Baralis]

I don't hate anyone. To actively hate someone requires too much emotional investment in that individual's state of being. I don't care enough to hate.

Humans are mostly irrational animals incapable of wisely utilizing their potential. Such an action would be the equivalent of intensely disliking an ant.

Yes, I consider all humans to be as insignificant as insects in the vastness of the universe. Including myself.


This post is entirely to accurate. There for it does not belong in forumfall. So gtfo!

[Phalanx]

You bore me little man.

Skree
I'm like Clark Kent in Smallville. I don't joke a lot, and when I do it's laughably bad.

And I don't hate you. Who am I kidding? I'm too soft. :(

[ppsh42]

I'm like Clark Kent in Smallville. I don't joke a lot, and when I do it's laughably bad.

And I don't hate you. Who am I kidding? I'm too soft. :(

I neither understand that simile or any sense of sarcasm that you might have presented in that post.

[Vanno]

You are annoyed by Jocks? What are you, some type of NERD?

NEEEEEEEEEERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM_lEdVtDJg)

NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82BE26nOs8)

[GFH_Spike]

This post is entirely to accurate. There for it does not belong in forumfall. So gtfo!

Forumfall deserves the naked truth. Otherwise, how could they rape it?

[Slypieguy]

1) Jocks

Someone is jealous they don't get to fuck the prom queen.

[nate4449]

I think you forgot;

The Morons who followed AoC and/or WAR, honestly thinking that the games were actually going to be any good.

The retards who actually read the features lists on said games, and still followed them.

The idiots who followed said games and now refuse to believe in Darkfall like a heart-broken asian schoolgirl.

[TubeSock]

I think you forgot;

The Morons who followed AoC and/or WAR, honestly thinking that the games were actually going to be any good.

The retards who actually read the features lists on said games, and still followed them.

The idiots who followed said games and now refuse to believe in Darkfall like a heart-broken asian schoolgirl.

I just realized one group that hasn't been brought up yet...

0.1) VAPOR TROLLS

[nate4449]

I just realized one group that hasn't been brought up yet...

0.1) VAPOR TROLLS

Muahah.

Its good to know that I've made a difference.

Nobody brought that up in 7 pages? Jesus.

[Behhemoth]

I just realized one group that hasn't been brought up yet...

0.1) VAPOR TROLLS

one font too big you fool!
how can there be any vaportrolls left anyway? the worst they could say is that darkfall isn't coming out in 2008

[nate4449]

one font too big you fool!
how can there be any vaportrolls left anyway? the worst they could say is that darkfall isn't coming out in 2008

They are still over in shitsites like mmorpg .com.

They usually say BS about our superior mmorpg philosophy. Also alot of sillyness with claims that our graphics are "worse than WoW", or that Darkfall will fail because "other PvP games like AoC/WAR" failed and stupid shit like that.

Yeah, they are a pretty sad bunch.

[TubeSock]

one font too big you fool!
how can there be any vaportrolls left anyway? the worst they could say is that darkfall isn't coming out in 2008

I love how you get a suspension minutes after spreading slanderous rumours of Darkfall.

[Vanno]

I love how you get a suspension minutes after spreading slanderous rumours of Darkfall.

The Brannhammer and Sickle is not to be trifled with.

[DreadNaught]

People who feel inadequate because they didn't make it onto someone's "things I hate list", who as a result post stupid shit until they get on said list.

People who attempt to flirt with girls on the intertubes.

[Suitepee]

-People who thought AoC was going to be any good to begin with. (I didn't,I just wasn't expecting it to be THAT crap,like Dark & Light style EPIC FAIL!)

-People who think past MMORPG achievements in crappy auto-target games like AoC,EVE,Shadowbane etc mean anything to Darkfall other than a bigger e-peen to lose.

-Father Merrin. :D

-Anyone who can't come up with a more creative insult/comment towards the Mahirim than 'furries' & 'yiffs'. Back to primary/grade school,children!

-Hollywood execs that fuck up with bad sequels/bad concepts of videogames,etc etc etc.

-EA.

-Shallow women.

-Shallow men.

-Chavs.

-Posh snobs.

[kingpin]

7) exactly it's not our problem they are gay. so they should shove their "proudly gay" parades, stop braking our balls with how "special" they are and do what they want IN THEIR OWN PRIVATE PLACE! nobody gives a shit about their sexual preferences and they shouldn't force people to watch their abnormal behaivur.

6) if someone wants to be different he can be as different as he wants IN HIS OWN FUCKING HOME/COUNTRY!

this is MY HOUSE and you do WHATEVER THE FUCK I TELL YOU TO OR FUCK OFF!

so that covers it.

5) sometimes you just can't control it. it's not like they all do it on purpose.

other than these i agree but not in that order.

[t1337Dude]

I only hate geeky motherfuckers who think they are funny by being random or bring internet memes into daily conversation. And anime-loving bitches.

[rwp80]

The top 10 most annoying types of people are those who know binary and those who don't.

[kingpin]

And anime-loving bitches.

ye what's wrong with those people. i don't even know what anime exactly is and never bothered to find out.

[Lictor]

Whyed you quote me for that?

Why not? It's a good way to get your attention. I will do the same...

Stop using that blue color font, it makes my eyes hurt.

[Pcheez]

Due to my superiority complex, anyone's presence for more than 5 minutes annoys me.

But the major point that will make me go postal, Incompetence.

[Lethn]

Here's my list:

1) CEOs of major corporations who manage to act like complete dicks and still everyone puts up with them - oh how I hate them and will do everything to destroy them.

2) Politicians - do I need more description?

3) Extremist religious people or others who just vainly believe in their religion without looking around themselves at reality - Look I like the moderate religious believers but for hells sake. Get your head out of the frigging clouds because the more I talk to you the more it looks like you've been indoctrinated into your beliefs because you can't even say why you believe in it when someone asks you.

4) People who make these kind of threads because they always miss out the most annoying people just about everyone hates

5) The trolls who pretend they're not trolls - We know who you are, people who deliberately act like dicks and are clearly trolling but deny it to your face when they can't back up their comments and just resort to personal insults or flaming.

6) Idiot presidents - Yep you heard me, we all know who these folks are, they start wars for no reason and should be reasonably easy to deal with because of how stupid they act on international t.v but no one has the balls to go up against them just because they're 'the' president.

7) Assholes who think they're funny - Look I know you're an attention seeker, you've shown it to me a ton of times, but being mean to people I'm friends with in order to try and make me be your friend or impress me just isn't going to work, piss off no one likes it if you want to bully people or try and make them look like douchebags when it's really you who's the utter douchebag!

hrrm what else... What else... Oh yeah!

8) Police Forces and Army who put up with corruption even though they know they shouldn't - We all know you have a 'duty' to uphold the law and all but how can you fucking stand for the kind of corruption I can see clear as day, they're practically flashing their asses at me damnit, if I was the brigade commander in the U.S I'd rebel and rush to washington to take the president and all of congress prisoner for fucks sake.

9) Hardasses - Yep, these guys, they shit on everyone around them and talk about weaponry and how hardass they are and that they'd do this and that but we all know they're really just another bunch of attention seekers like the assholes, trying to impress as many people as possible and snub as many people as possible. We know you have a gun or know martial arts, you've told us already, it's okay, but why the fuck do you insist on constantly flaunting it in front of us when you could actually be using those skills to try and fix the situation that's currently going on in the world right now instead of sitting her and trolling us?

10) People who think they're really awesome at something but aren't - Okay, we all go on these ego streaks sometimes, it's human nature, you've practiced something for however many years or done a ridiculously awesome piece and want to show it off to the world, that's cool. But! There's this other guy who tries to attack your piece of work or decides to make some unkind comments as regard to your ability even though their work is actually ten times more shit than yours, they've got some serious issues and act arrogant just because they've doing it longer, maybe they just don't like being upstaged? Who the hell knows, regardless they're pretty much like the asshole and the hardass, begging for attention.

[Scully]

You hate wow addicts more than stupid people? >< And where are the religious fanatics?

[Lethn]

I posted religious fanatics :p

[Spk]

You forgot to mention emos, carebears and tree-hugging-hippies!

[shnedit]

People who make fucking stupid lists about things they find annoying.

[kingpin]

you people just hate religious fanatics because they're going to haven and you're not! :D

[hardboiled]

1) People who make Top10 lists.


Honorary mentions: Europeans, non-Europeans that remind me of Europeans.

[Barbarossa]

What the hell? I don't even know you and you call me Snipes.


Anyway, no, that doesn't bother me that much.

Dude.

You should have never told anyone that name.

They are gonna call you that every time you post just like everytime Skree posts all the replies all end in Skree.

You doomed yourself, bro. :D

[Pcheez]

Here's my list:

1) CEOs of major corporations who manage to act like complete dicks and still everyone puts up with them - oh how I hate them and will do everything to destroy them.


How about CEO's of medium sized corporations.

ill reject the promotion in 3-4 years if it would make you dislike me :(

[Lictor]

9) Hardasses - Yep, these guys, they shit on everyone around them and talk about weaponry and how hardass they are and that they'd do this and that but we all know they're really just another bunch of attention seekers like the assholes, trying to impress as many people as possible and snub as many people as possible. We know you have a gun or know martial arts, you've told us already, it's okay, but why the fuck do you insist on constantly flaunting it in front of us when you could actually be using those skills to try and fix the situation that's currently going on in the world right now instead of sitting her and trolling us?

Why didn't you just write:
9) Matriel

[Mungad]

1) People who make Top10 lists.


:)

[AngusFinch]

10. Racists - every time you turn on tv you always hear a black guy calling another black guy a bad name. why we all just get along? why do self hating uncle toms like chris rock have to make the world worse for everyone by harping on these old issues just to save face with the white community?

9. People who hurt animals - animals have just as much a right to be happy and prosperous as everyone else. i mean its ok to kill them to eat because of the starving children, but not for fun. how is a ground hog going to provide sport for a hunt? I don't understand it. hunting makes me sad and want to cry because animals feel pain and sadness too

8. Conservatives - these people aren't american they come in here and talk about all these foreign ideas that nobody except like religious people would believe in. which brings me to chapter 3

7. Religious people - why don't these people get it? there have been so many wars in history over religion billions of people have died, tons of cults have poisoned millions of people into death suicide cults. all I feel love for that i dont know about is mother earth. she made us through dna sequences and chance and evolution and other things like that. if you think that we just popped into some big mysterious universe because some invisible deity told us to your insane. its not mysterious at all we know everything about it we could be making real progress if these people werent around because you cant have science and god

6. sexists - women are great. they are just as smart and intelligent as men. they can do anything men can do but people keep giving them a hard time. i cant immagine what it must be like to go through life getting groped and molested around every corner because men just don't respect them. men who don't respect women should just die. and somehow they get more women than most people do. i dont understand it and it makes me hate them even more. my mom was a great woman she taught me everything i ever knew about life until i got old enough to learn things on my own. i never had any sisters and i really wanted one so i grew to treat every woman as my sister. i have a lot of respect for them and most of them are nice.

5. homophobes - i hate it when people make fun of gay people. its not fair. they didnt choose to be that way. everyone is always making jokes about them too. why is it we cant all just get along? the conservatives are always saying how its perverted or something but its totally natural. we have these parts for a reason. mother earth gave them to us to use however we want. i have a lot of gay friends and theyre really nice, as nice as my friends that are girls. if you think that its bad to be gay well go burn in your own hell you religious freak.

4. bush/ bush supporters - these people arent centrists. theyre liers. they keep supporting bush no matter what he does. he just wants a war for oil. hes really not charismatic and hes always making stupid jokes.

3. global warming deniers- people that say global warming doesnt exist are evil. they work for oil companies and they try to disuade people from the facts. it has been scientifically proven that human beings make more co2 than anything else not even with cars and reactors but when they don't recycle too. they dont recycle anything and its causing so much co2 everything is being destroyed. the ice caps and the pollar bears are in bad shape. it has been so hot this year its really hot outside right now and its october

2. holocaust deniers - these people are nazis. some guy called me a nazi today and it really upset me. its not funny. people shouldnt even talk about those evil men or reference them. holocaust deniers are anti semites or are from veniswaila and theyre trying to destroy the jews who are good people. hugo chavez has said so many times that he will whipe isreal off the map. this man is evil.

1. drug users - these people are funding terrorists and if people didnt buy drugs and bush wasnt president we would be out of iran and afghanistan now. they cause car jackings and they fund the gun trade. suddam huissein was a drug dealer before he started ruling and they made him powerful so he could buy wmds. many children die each year because of heroine anddrug related violence. it has to stop.

[Justinian]

10)Druggies

Normally I have nothing against people who do drugs. When The only thing that comes out of your mouth is either a story of how you got SO wasted over the weekend or a story about how you managed to outrun the cops for the 18235456th time, I really don't want to hear it. I would much rather talk to someone who matters.



9) People who cannot take a hint

I don't like being an asshole. I really don't. I like looking like the nice guy. But when some douchefuck thinks they are my friend and I have to be an asshole and tell them to leave me alone, it is VERY annoying. Jesus, how many times to I have to turn down your party invites for you to stop liking me?



8) Stupid people
Fucking listen! Jesus, why sit there and stare off into space and then ask ME what we're supposed to do? I'm not going to help you, fuck off.



7) Extreme homophobes

No, I'm not gay, but if you are a homophobe, I hope you die in a massive gang rape. Really, what business is it of yours if someone is gay or not? Unless you wake up in the morning and theres two guys macking on your floor, it doesn't affect you. Get over it!



6) Racists

This is a group of people I simply don't understand. He doesn't look like you, so obviously, he is the spawn of satan. God forbid the human race differs from that of the giant panda. No, everybody must look alike!



5) Obnoxious sneezers

Really? You need to have attention? It's 'Aw Choo!' not 'AWCHOOFAUPOMGIALMOSTDIED'.



4) WoW addicts

"OMG dood! I got teh uber sord of teh-" Shut the fuck up right now. I don't care. I don't like WoW. I don't want to hear about your experiences in WoW. I don't want to hear about you camping killdeath the murderous for eight hours entil you finally got the sword you wanted.



3) Spankeytwo

Fuck you!



2) People who think they know politics

I'm not saying I know alot about politics, but jesus god, half of these people don't even know what the person they are voting for support. I listened to some bitch yell and scream about gay rights and how gays are people too, only to express her support for McCain hours later.

And the number one most annoying type of person is....





























1) Abusive admins!!

Errr..... I mean,


1) Jocks
They aren't all bad people. Some of them are really good friends of mine. The rest of them, however, seem to think that just because they get to go sit on a bench and watch their team lose, that they can do whatever they want. ZOMG, LETS THROW WATERBALLOONS AT OLD PEOPLE AS WE DRIVE BY THEM. I love the amount of stories I hear of badass buff jocks running away from goths and gangsters. "Dude we were teepeeing houses and stuff, and then these gangster/emo/goth hybrids mutant things came outa nowhere, and I was like 'Bring it on bitch,' and then we ran our asses outa there and hid in a bush."

Thats barley even a joke.

Well, if you fit into any of these categories, please, go fuck yourself.

Feel free to flame as you wish.


Number 1. You

[holychicken]

Jocks at number 1? Dude, it is time to get over High School.

[hardboiled]

10. Racists - every time you turn on tv you always hear a black guy calling another black guy a bad name. why we all just get along? why do self hating uncle toms like chris rock have to make the world worse for everyone by harping on these old issues just to save face with the white community?

9. People who hurt animals - animals have just as much a right to be happy and prosperous as everyone else. i mean its ok to kill them to eat because of the starving children, but not for fun. how is a ground hog going to provide sport for a hunt? I don't understand it. hunting makes me sad and want to cry because animals feel pain and sadness too

8. Conservatives - these people aren't american they come in here and talk about all these foreign ideas that nobody except like religious people would believe in. which brings me to chapter 3

7. Religious people - why don't these people get it? there have been so many wars in history over religion billions of people have died, tons of cults have poisoned millions of people into death suicide cults. all I feel love for that i dont know about is mother earth. she made us through dna sequences and chance and evolution and other things like that. if you think that we just popped into some big mysterious universe because some invisible deity told us to your insane. its not mysterious at all we know everything about it we could be making real progress if these people werent around because you cant have science and god

6. sexists - women are great. they are just as smart and intelligent as men. they can do anything men can do but people keep giving them a hard time. i cant immagine what it must be like to go through life getting groped and molested around every corner because men just don't respect them. men who don't respect women should just die. and somehow they get more women than most people do. i dont understand it and it makes me hate them even more. my mom was a great woman she taught me everything i ever knew about life until i got old enough to learn things on my own. i never had any sisters and i really wanted one so i grew to treat every woman as my sister. i have a lot of respect for them and most of them are nice.

5. homophobes - i hate it when people make fun of gay people. its not fair. they didnt choose to be that way. everyone is always making jokes about them too. why is it we cant all just get along? the conservatives are always saying how its perverted or something but its totally natural. we have these parts for a reason. mother earth gave them to us to use however we want. i have a lot of gay friends and theyre really nice, as nice as my friends that are girls. if you think that its bad to be gay well go burn in your own hell you religious freak.

4. bush/ bush supporters - these people arent centrists. theyre liers. they keep supporting bush no matter what he does. he just wants a war for oil. hes really not charismatic and hes always making stupid jokes.

3. global warming deniers- people that say global warming doesnt exist are evil. they work for oil companies and they try to disuade people from the facts. it has been scientifically proven that human beings make more co2 than anything else not even with cars and reactors but when they don't recycle too. they dont recycle anything and its causing so much co2 everything is being destroyed. the ice caps and the pollar bears are in bad shape. it has been so hot this year its really hot outside right now and its october

2. holocaust deniers - these people are nazis. some guy called me a nazi today and it really upset me. its not funny. people shouldnt even talk about those evil men or reference them. holocaust deniers are anti semites or are from veniswaila and theyre trying to destroy the jews who are good people. hugo chavez has said so many times that he will whipe isreal off the map. this man is evil.

1. drug users - these people are funding terrorists and if people didnt buy drugs and bush wasnt president we would be out of iran and afghanistan now. they cause car jackings and they fund the gun trade. suddam huissein was a drug dealer before he started ruling and they made him powerful so he could buy wmds. many children die each year because of heroine anddrug related violence. it has to stop.

Great impression of what I put as my honorary mentions. A+, 10/10 etc.

[Rimayven]

I'm in the list, help me! I want out, what do I do?

[Lictor]

9. People who hurt animals - animals have just as much a right to be happy and prosperous as everyone else. i mean its ok to kill them to eat because of the starving children, but not for fun. how is a ground hog going to provide sport for a hunt? I don't understand it. hunting makes me sad and want to cry because animals feel pain and sadness too

I agree.

2. holocaust deniers - these people are nazis. some guy called me a nazi today and it really upset me. its not funny. people shouldnt even talk about those evil men or reference them...

Why? To forget about them and be doomed to repeat their misdeeds? Is that what you want?

...holocaust deniers are anti semites or are from veniswaila...

You mean Venezuela? You're pathetic noob/troll (1st instance).

...and theyre trying to destroy the jews who are good people.

How can you say about any large group of people (like a nation) "they are good" and about some other "they are evil"? You have truly some Nazi inclinations in you and you don't even know it. Just FYI: people are people. No matter where they come from, what is their religion, skin color, language or historical background there will always be good, evil and something-in-between people in each society. Saying "Jews are good people" is racism. So do you annoy yourself much?

1. drug users - these people are funding terrorists and if people didnt buy drugs and bush wasnt president we would be out of iran and afghanistan now...

Iraq. You're pathetic noob/troll (2nd instance).

...they cause car jackings and they fund the gun trade. suddam huissein...

Saddam Huissein. You're pathetic noob/troll (3rd instance).

[Kusghuul]

1) Jocks

What's wrong with Scots!?

[tehghost132]

The hip-hop generation - I get it, you grew up on the streetz and are really cool and dope and shit. Can you stop being a retard now?

Stupid people that think they are smart - Everyone else knows you're an idiot, stop pretending you aren't.

Leaders that dont know how to lead - Lets not get anything done for the sake of efficiency?

Other forms of what have already been listed.

[Estrang]

1) People who make Top10 lists.


:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:

[AngusFinch]

I agree.



Why? To forget about them and be doomed to repeat their misdeeds? Is that what you want?



You mean Venezuela? You're pathetic noob/troll (1st instance).



How can you say about any large group of people (like a nation) "they are good" and about some other "they are evil"? You have truly some Nazi inclinations in you and you don't even know it. Just FYI: people are people. No matter where they come from, what is their religion, skin color, language or historical background there will always be good, evil and something-in-between people in each society. Saying "Jews are good people" is racism. So do you annoy yourself much?



Iraq. You're pathetic noob/troll (2nd instance).



Saddam Huissein. You're pathetic noob/troll (3rd instance).

im sorry for affend you i try to be nice i didnt mean to make mistakes or hurt anyones feeling why is everyone mean to me? its i thought it was iran because veniswaila is the place that wants to destroy the jews who are good people

[heroshade]

16) People who have no control over the volume of their voice

Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with these people? Some bitch told me my Ipod was to loud, and I told her to shut the fuck up because she is the reason it's so loud. When I can hear you over my Ipod on full blast, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[wertyn]

16) People who have no control over the volume of their voice

Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with these people? Some bitch told me my Ipod was to loud, and I told her to shut the fuck up because she is the reason it's so loud. When I can hear you over my Ipod on full blast, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

i know right?

[Xtra-Medium]

add retarded people to that list. cruel? yea i know they didnt choose that but to god dam mutha fuckin bad

[Lioness]

add retarded people to that list. cruel? yea i know they didnt choose that but to god dam mutha fuckin bad

I feel kind of bad, but I kind of agree with that. =X

I have always felt very uncomfortable when I am around a mentally/socially challenged person.

I admire those who can freely interact with them and feel no different when they are around.

They give me the creeps...

[kordoyn]

Women.

Do I win a prize?

[Lioness]

Women.

Do I win a prize?

Women have already been mentioned.

Your prize is shame and everyone knowing that you did not read the rest of the thread before posting.

[Ragnika]

White girls with thick, fake Hispanic accents. Every time I hear this I seriously want to rip some hair out.

[BlackVolgan]

i think i could put 10, 9 and 8 into one of my best friends.

[Dazarthas]

I remember seeing Dylan Klebold's list of people types he hated... would you like to be him someday?

[Xalren]

They were great when there weren't 123029103102 of them.
It looks like I am going to have to inform the others that an hero has escaped into the wilds of the internet. Do not worry it will be euthanized soon.

[Killuminati]

I remember seeing Dylan Klebold's list of people types he hated... would you like to be him someday?

An hero alert

[Spankytwo]

Considering I am on the same list as Jocks, I will take that as a compliment.


Lol jocks beat you up.

[Spankytwo]

You Also Spelled My Name Wrong Asshole

[kordoyn]

Women have already been mentioned.

Your prize is shame and everyone knowing that you did not read the rest of the thread before posting.

Damn, someone found me out.
Cheers to you ma'am, keep it between you and I, will you?

[anairell]

1. Rapists
2. Racists
3. People who think teaching is easy
4. People who think computer gaming is a waste of time
5. Corporate criminals
6. Girls who must attach themselves to a man to feel any worth for themselves
7. Parents who give their kids whatever they want and wonder why they turn into wankers
8. Try hards
9. Idiots
10. Girls in short skirts who get mad when guys look at them

[Xalren]

2. Racists


11. People who are intolerant of others beliefs.

[Spankytwo]

11. People who are intolerant of others beliefs.

12.Xalren

[Wickfield]

1. Rapists
2. Racists
3. People who think teaching is easy
4. People who think computer gaming is a waste of time
5. Corporate criminals
6. Girls who must attach themselves to a man to feel any worth for themselves
7. Parents who give their kids whatever they want and wonder why they turn into wankers
8. Try hards
9. Idiots
10. Girls in short skirts who get mad when guys look at them

Makes my blood boil.

Both groups of people need to suck a good dick.

[Xalren]

12.Xalren

<3

[heroshade]

<3

Ahhh, so it's true what they say. The 139459th person to join the forum IS the homosexual.

[cosimo84]

my latest annoyance is with british teenage girls.

oh look at may, I'm hwhite, ottroktiv, and my bri'ish accent makes may sound diplowMATic

just shut up lil british girl, you're a conformist brainless ho and you know it

[Lethn]

lol as friends I think UK women are alright most of the time Pookums included :p but I agree with you that a lot of them can be fucking annoying as well

[Incanam]

Aww cool, snipes made a thread of the people he hates. I kind of agree with most of them.

[Ragnar Dragonfyre]

You forgot one: People who don't realize they're annoying... like you.

[Toxic Waste]

Whatever Number We're At Now:

People who quote themselves.

These guys are all fucktards who deserve to be beaten with a stick and set on fire. And then have their heads chopped of and bodies eaten.

[Shrang]

WTF?!?!?!? I do not fit within any of those groups... Something does not seem right.

[Rhambo]

my latest annoyance is with british teenage girls.

oh look at may, I'm hwhite, ottroktiv, and my bri'ish accent makes may sound diplowMATic

just shut up lil british girl, you're a conformist brainless ho and you know it

:lmao: Some of the people on these forums have the strangest hatreds. Good impression though!

[Rahavin]

my latest annoyance is with british teenage girls.

oh look at may, I'm hwhite, ottroktiv, and my bri'ish accent makes may sound diplowMATic

just shut up lil british girl, you're a conformist brainless ho and you know it

Quite possibly the best impersonation of a british accent I've seen on a forum.

[Xtra-Medium]

I feel kind of bad, but I kind of agree with that. =X

I have always felt very uncomfortable when I am around a mentally/socially challenged person.

I admire those who can freely interact with them and feel no different when they are around.

They give me the creeps...
i have a kid with down syndrome in a class. he will grab your nust, grab your ass, hug all over you and wipe his funky ass dont know where they fuck they been hands on you, rub on your head, and then do some shit like smack you in the head with a textbook. truly someone the world would be better off withought.

[Farmy]

1. Emo Kids
2. Emo Kids
3. Emo Kids
4. Emo Kids
5. Emo Kids
6. Emo Kids
7. Emo Kids
8. Emo Kids
9. Emo Kids
10. Emo Kids

[Xtra-Medium]

1. Emo Kids
2. Emo Kids
3. Emo Kids
4. Emo Kids
5. Emo Kids
6. Emo Kids
7. Emo Kids
8. Emo Kids
9. Emo Kids
10. Emo Kids

are emo kids all that bad? dont they want you to hate them? why give them what they want? i know a kid who looks "emoish" but hes just a normal kinda guy maybe most emo kids just look emo

[Rappin4Tay]

Jealous people

and people who take there anger out on the wrong people

[Lysandor]

So you love me then?

[Dazarthas]

Emos are a big problem. They draw attention to themselves and bitch incessantly about the most insignificant things, even though 99.99% of people around them have it worse than they do. In my experience, most emo kids are caucasian and straight(ish), so I honestly don't see why they deserve extra attention.

This parody song pretty much sums up the issue at hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CjjC7B6v8Y

[Bloody blade]

Emos are a big problem. They draw attention to themselves and bitch incessantly about the most insignificant things, even though 99.99% of people around them have it worse than they do. In my experience, most emo kids are caucasian and straight(ish), so I honestly don't see why they deserve extra attention.

This parody song pretty much sums up the issue at hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CjjC7B6v8Y

That is one of the greatest videos ever.

I hate people that talk to much in a confined space (like a elevator) to basically no one.

[Bloody blade]

Whatever Number We're At Now:

People who quote themselves.

These guys are all fucktards who deserve to be beaten with a stick and set on fire. And then have their heads chopped of and bodies eaten.

Call me retarded if this was supposed to be obvious and a joke, but your sig includes a quote of you. So i would be willing to beat you with a stick and set you on fire.

[Cheezo]

The only kind of people that aren’t on the list and should be that I can think of are clinically obese people on power chairs.

I was going to say this, myself, but was thwarted in my efforts by this man, here. If only I'd been here sooner.


If only.

[Vanno]

i know right?

LOL, Ken Tarmac

[Mushushu]

if you go off-topic in a off-topic thread does it = pie +/- the square root of
cos{2x}=1-2\sin^2 x ?

[Vanno]

i have a kid with down syndrome in a class. he will grab your nust, grab your ass, hug all over you and wipe his funky ass dont know where they fuck they been hands on you, rub on your head, and then do some shit like smack you in the head with a textbook. truly someone the world would be better off withought.

That kid must be especially retarded, unlike say a Chris Burke, who, while obviously having Downs, is functional. One of my best buddies, Zach, has downs and he isn't the type of drooling baffoon you describe. Then again, he has an awesome mother that didn't raise him like a complete moron, and constantly pushed him to be a functional person.

When I was younger, I was a devious son of a bitch. I'd convince other friends to wrestle with Zach; being generally concientious people, they'd try to go halfassed at first, but then realize the little fucker was incredibly strong (he was my lifting partner for some time, and at 150pounds had about a 250 pound bench, 350 squat) and also pretty versed in submissions. Anyway, I had a lot of laughs at the expense of some unsuspecting friends. Good times.

[Bloody blade]

if you go off-topic in a off-topic thread does it = pie +/- the square root of
cos{2x}=1-2\sin^2 x ?

It does, i checked the math.

[Mushushu]

then the only question remaining is which kind of pie?

[heroshade]

then the only question remaining is which kind of pie?

The pie is a falsehood.


And it's chocolate.

[Lictor]

im sorry for affend you i try to be nice i didnt mean to make mistakes or hurt anyones feeling why is everyone mean to me? its i thought it was iran because veniswaila is the place that wants to destroy the jews who are good people

Then, please, before you post always be sure to check English dictionary, atlas of the world and most importantly facts, you're grounding your statements on.

And don't troll with "jews are good people" thing. I am sure, some of them are the most marvelous people in the world and some are biggest douchebags all the same. Not everyone, who is pissed on Jews, is evil in the same way not everyone, who's pissed on i.e. Chinese, is evil. Holocaust (which really happened) doesn't change anything on that fact.

[Kusghuul]

Camp fags fucking annoy me. Gays don't, but when you talk to a camp one, all i want to do is strangle the fellow. Why can't they speak like normal human beings for fuck's sake?!

[Mo0rbid]

I have two of these bitches in my Psychology class. I mean I have nothing against people who do drugs every once in a while( I can smoke a joint here and there), but when fuckers sit in class all period long and say "FUUUUUCKKKKK, I ate these shrooms the other day and I was like WOWWWWW", I just feel like bashing their heads into the desk. It also irritates me when drugs is the only "cool" subject to talk about, and thats all you hear coming from them.

LOl i have experienced the same thing in my psychology class O_O

[heroshade]

17) Girls who say "Just kiddingz!" after they get an answer wrong.

I remember laughing the first time I heard this is seventh grade. Now that people still do it, it is annoying. Especially when they like to answer every question that is thrown at them, only to get them WRONG.

[Killuminati]

13) The OP

[heroshade]

13) The OP

Thats the plan.

[Nexus]

i fucking hate people who wear glasses. they go around thinking their smart and such and looking all robotic and ugly in the end.
It depends if they are the kind of tool that wears glasses with no lenses in for the fashion.

I wear glasses, but only at home, and only if I plan to use my pc for a long time. Else HELL NO for me.

[iLoveMonkeys]

whiners , emos and spamers

[Spankytwo]

Heroshade, why do ya hate meh?