*yawn*

[Ammon777]

*yawn*

This place has gotten extremely boring lately. We really need beta because forumfall is dull as fuck.

[trichlor]

Maybe all the interesting people are in the game now. Being part of the Hardware beta.

[Saturday Saint]

Are you insinuating that we would not need Darkfall if OT wasn't this boring?

[Ankh]

*yawn*

This place has gotten extremely boring lately. We really need beta because forumfall is dull as fuck.

[FermentedLies]

You're not helping. You should kill yourself. That would make things more fun.

[emasame]

ankh sig simply makes it fun.

we should make fun of ammon some more that will definitely spice things up.

[Ammon777]

Thats what I am hoping for. Everyone should take random insult potshots at me so that I can at least get an erection before i fall asleep today, plz.

[Saturday Saint]

ankh sig simply makes it fun.

we should make fun of ammon some more that will definitely spice things up.

I don't know if we should do this. He's a long term follower. If we anger him, he might use his death rays.

[Slaker]

a7a!

[Ankh]

ankh sig simply makes it fun.

we should make fun of ammon some more that will definitely spice things up.

Let us all just immediately copy and post what he writes in any thread.

[Bloody blade]

I agree that OT has gotten boring, but this thread has no point. Why don't you just create a thread that contains interest?

[Ankh]

I agree that OT has gotten boring, but this thread has no point. Why don't you just create a thread that contains interest?

OT contains interest?

[Ammon777]

I agree that OT has gotten boring, but this thread has no point. Why don't you just create a thread that contains interest?

Oh ok, like... Obama vs McCain, dying economy, hunting is wrong, alien visitors, interesting stuff like that?

and dont forget Palin!

[Saturday Saint]

Oh ok, like... Obama vs McCain, dying economy, hunting is wrong, alien visitors, interesting stuff like that?

and dont forget Palin!

Don't forget the NWO.

[emasame]

there could be a politics sub-forum in OT.
that would help diverge topics that require any real thought.
personally i love the idea.

[Saturday Saint]

there could be a politics sub-forum in OT.
that would help diverge topics that require any real thought.
personally i love the idea.

There could also be a gaming, technology, and more-than-advanced darkfall discussion. And a porn forum.

[Spankytwo]

I could start another abortion thread or religions thread if anyone wants some good reading material?

[inox]

So, do any of you like furry porn? Huh?

[TubeSock]

Don't forget the NWO.

Don't forget Canada!

[Odie]

You're not helping. You should kill yourself. That would make things more fun.

How about we make a suicide pact.. That could be fun?

[rockyraccoon]

yeah it also seems that this forum is lacking villa and xinnro lately. maybe their converting players into islam and homosexuality, in respective order.

[Saturday Saint]

Don't forget Canada!

What's that?

[TubeSock]

What's that?

Exactly!

One of the best trolling topics.

[Saturday Saint]

I don't remember starting a topic about Canada... Are you sure it was a trolling topic?

[lastpatagonian]

or you could all watch heroes for the next hour and let this thread die

[Goty]

Hey Ammon! Black Metal SUCKS!

[Killuminati]

Hey Ammon! Black Metal SUCKS!

Yah

[Saturday Saint]

Black Metal? Is that like Rap Metal?

[Goty]

Black Metal? Is that like Rap Metal?

Black Metal is all about the bling, bitches.

[Ammon777]

Hey Ammon! Black Metal SUCKS!
YOU KILLED KENNY !!! YOU BASTARD !!!

[HedraFan3030]

Yeah really the only reason I haven't been around much is because of betaaaa... I mean school... yeah school, that's it. Oh and I have no internet at home... PROQUE!

[TubeSock]

Black Metal is all about the bling, bitches.

Haha, I see what you did thar.

[Wickfield]

So, do any of you like furry porn? Huh?

Actually, funny story. I was walking around outside my school, and lo' and behold... what do I see?

Two squirrels fucking up against a tree. The chick squirrel was holding onto the bark of the tree, while the dude squirrel held onto her waist and thrusted upwards. They went on for around a minute or two before they parted ways.

[Wickfield]

Black Metal? Is that like Rap Metal?

That would be rapcore.

Fred Durst lacks all of the requirements to be considered a human being.

[Madrandomize]

Anyways the cake is a lie.Metal is good as long the singer doesnt sing like he is burping.

[Ankh]

Black Metal is all about the bling, bitches.

Fiddy ain't got nuthin' on these guys:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm2.jpg

[Ammon777]

Actually, funny story. I was walking around outside my school, and lo' and behold... what do I see?

Two squirrels fucking up against a tree. The chick squirrel was holding onto the bark of the tree, while the dude squirrel held onto her waist and thrusted upwards. They went on for around a minute or two before they parted ways.

hahahah thats pretty damn funny. :lmao:

[Goty]

Fiddy ain't got nuthin' on these guys:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm2.jpg

Kvlt side, niggaz!

[Ammon777]

Fiddy ain't got nuthin' on these guys:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm2.jpg

Those guys are so damn awesome. :)

[ejnomad07]

Off-Topic can lead to such interesting chats...

[biggunsar]

that's why I came to forumfall, to brighten all your fucking days.

How many contraversial things have I posted, just to get people to hang out and post.

FUck if it you dont' agree with me, i dont' expect you to.

I just want to make this forum entertaining.

[Temet nosce]

I have no idea why I'm posting in this thread but I hope it results in amusement.

Anyone want to knock over a bank? I'm still waiting for results from that guy who was going to rob a police station using Darkfall weapons.

[ejnomad07]

I have no idea why I'm posting in this thread but I hope it results in amusement.

Anyone want to knock over a bank? I'm still waiting for results from that guy who was going to rob a police station using Darkfall weapons.

What bank still has money I wonder..

[Goty]

So, I've now officially been on the phone with Microsoft over my Xbox 360 Repair for exactly 37 minutes and 10 seconds.

37 minutes to set up a repair.

10 of these 37 seven minutes have been me, sitting here with my thumbs up my ass, on Hold.

That's right, bitches. I've been on hold for 10 minutes waiting to get this shit setup.

Kill me.

[Temet nosce]

What bank still has money I wonder..

Well, if you aren't partial to banks (although actually quite a few still have money, it's just a certain type of bank that's in trouble), then I'm willing to suggest an attack on a sports stadium. Those fuckers spend to much time outside anyways, their brains have probably rotted so far that they won't notice you gunning them down and taking the cash from the registers.

[Spankytwo]

that's why I came to forumfall, to brighten all your fucking days.

How many contraversial things have I posted, just to get people to hang out and post.

FUck if it you dont' agree with me, i dont' expect you to.

I just want to make this forum entertaining.

Me> you


Now that thats cleared up, anyone know where I can find videos of sheep or rabbits screwing? Always wondered what it would look like.


Oh and bats too, if they dun lay eggs.

[Ankh]

So, I've now officially been on the phone with Microsoft over my Xbox 360 Repair for exactly 37 minutes and 10 seconds.

37 minutes to set up a repair.

10 of these 37 seven minutes have been me, sitting here with my thumbs up my ass, on Hold.

That's right, bitches. I've been on hold for 10 minutes waiting to get this shit setup.

Kill me.

The only way it could get worse is if you get a frenchie on the other end like I did.

Shit, out of context that is almost as bad as the epic Viluin quite about spit.

[Goty]

The only way it could get worse is if you get a frenchie on the other end like I did.

I got what sounded like a 12 year old Indian girl. She tried to explain to me that there was a problem getting it set up, and she was transfering me to a supervisor.

Except I couldn't understand half the shit she was saying, what with her terrible little girl indian voice.

[Temet nosce]

The only way it could get worse is if you get a frenchie on the other end like I did.

I've been trying to deal with those people for a week or so, but every time I try to get ahold of them I either get left on hold so long I give up or they're closed. Yes, seriously a fucking week (well more really, but for a long time I didn't even manage to get far enough to be put on hold).

[Ankh]

I got what sounded like a 12 year old Indian girl. She tried to explain to me that there was a problem getting it set up, and she was transfering me to a supervisor.

Except I couldn't understand half the shit she was saying, what with her terrible little girl indian voice.

The worst part of the experience was the shipping. Where I live, if you're not around exactly when dhl or whatever they use gets there, you're fucked for another week or so.

[Goty]

I'm about to hang up the damn phone.

44 minutes and holding.

[Temet nosce]

I'm about to hang up the damn phone.

44 minutes and holding.

Yeah, exactly what I did. I think they rely on you to do that.

[Goty]

I don't want to hang up, though, dammit!

I got company over, so I think we'll watch a movie, smoke, and go on with our lives with my phone on speaker phone off to the side...

Hm.

[BlackVolgan]

it has been abit sleepy lately :(

[Temet nosce]

I don't want to hang up, though, dammit!

I got company over, so I think we'll watch a movie, smoke, and go on with our lives with my phone on speaker phone off to the side...

Hm.

Do it. Seriously, it'd be nice if you could force those fuckers to actually do what they're supposed to.

[Ammon777]

So, I've now officially been on the phone with Microsoft over my Xbox 360 Repair for exactly 37 minutes and 10 seconds.

37 minutes to set up a repair.

10 of these 37 seven minutes have been me, sitting here with my thumbs up my ass, on Hold.

That's right, bitches. I've been on hold for 10 minutes waiting to get this shit setup.

Kill me.

Well if you wouldve been jamming to black metal during that time you wouldve been having an actually good time. But noooooo. :)

[Ankh]

it has been abit sleepy lately :(

Damn, it's 4 in the morning, I'm about to go to sleep, and what do I get? Walkengasm all over my screen.

I'll have nightmares now :(

[Ammon777]

Me> you


Now that thats cleared up, anyone know where I can find videos of sheep or rabbits screwing? Always wondered what it would look like.


Oh and bats too, if they dun lay eggs.

Animal Planet.

[BlackVolgan]

Damn, it's 4 in the morning, I'm about to go to sleep, and what do I get? Walkengasm all over my screen.

I'll have nightmares now :(

embrace it.

[Ammon777]

embrace it.

My imagination comes up with way more frightening things than your sig. :(

Like the night before last, I woke up in middle of the night, glanced out my window, and my imagination created a half-rotted white corpse face with bulging eyeballs and menacingly long white hair staring down at me. I had to sleep with the light on and was hiding under my covers the rest of the night, it sucked.

[BlackVolgan]

My imagination comes up with way more frightening things than your sig. :(

Like the night before last, I woke up in middle of the night, glanced out my window, and my imagination created a half-rotted white corpse face with bulging eyeballs and menacingly long white hair staring down at me. I had to sleep with the light on and was hiding under my covers the rest of the night, it sucked.

you may want to see someone about that. like a doctor.

also, im fairly confident that i can think of way more freaky shit than that :P

[Ammon777]

you may want to see someone about that. like a doctor.

also, im fairly confident that i can think of way more freaky shit than that :P
uhhhhh will over-active imagination suppression pills do the trick?

edit -- ya but its the vividity of the imagination that counts, mmk.

[BlackVolgan]

uhhhhh will over-active imagination suppression pills do the trick?

yea try not to OD on them haha

[Ammon777]

yea try not to OD on them haha

lol that would be like... OMFG I cant focus !!!

[Ankh]

also, im fairly confident that i can think of way more freaky shit than that :P

I demand an awesome artwork depicting said moar freaky shit.

[Temet nosce]

My imagination comes up with way more frightening things than your sig. :(

Like the night before last, I woke up in middle of the night, glanced out my window, and my imagination created a half-rotted white corpse face with bulging eyeballs and menacingly long white hair staring down at me. I had to sleep with the light on and was hiding under my covers the rest of the night, it sucked.

I do worse than that regularly while awake. (Well, awake, but not sober)

The other day I actually ended up trying to find my way out of a maze full of monsters, it turned out the maze was actually a massive carpet in a library between shelves. (Oh, and repeatedly the walls were covered with insects. I managed to overcome that though because I knew I wasn't sober)

[Wickfield]

uhhhhh will over-active imagination suppression pills do the trick?

edit -- ya but its the vividity of the imagination that counts, mmk.

methinks chloroform or ether will do the trick.

[Ammon777]

I do worse than that regularly while awake. (Well, awake, but not sober)

The other day I actually ended up trying to find my way out of a maze full of monsters, it turned out the maze was actually a massive carpet in a library between shelves. (Oh, and repeatedly the walls were covered with insects. I managed to overcome that though because I knew I wasn't sober)
stop downing acid, mmk?
methinks chloroform or ether will do the trick.
Kinda overkill, dont you think.

[BlackVolgan]

I demand an awesome artwork depicting said moar freaky shit.

well here's the latest quick sketch that i've done..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/scream-1.jpg

[Temet nosce]

stop downing acid, mmk?

I generally dislike South Park, but that was an awesome episode "Drugs are bad, mmk?"

[Ankh]

well here's the latest quick sketch that i've done..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/scream-1.jpg

Awesome, I love your style. Can I be your stalker?

What am I saying, of course I can.

[Ammon777]

well here's the latest quick sketch that i've done..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/scream-1.jpg
Naw, my imagination is way better. The corpse looked genuinely corpsey. With evidence of advanced states of decomp, peeling flesh, and most noteably the reason it scared me was because it was a dead corpse that was controlled by incorporeal demonic forces, so it wasnt entirely in the visual. :(
I generally dislike South Park, but that was an awesome episode "Drugs are bad, mmk?"
South Park is awesome, and ya that was a good episode.

edit -- oh and the corpse had intentions to murder me.

[Wickfield]

well here's the latest quick sketch that i've done..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/scream-1.jpg

It looks like one squiggle is banging another squiggle...

erotic.

[Wickfield]

Naw, my imagination is way better. The corpse looked genuinely corpsey. With evidence of advanced states of decomp, peeling flesh, and most noteably the reason it scared me was because it was a dead corpse that was controlled by incorporeal demonic forces, so it wasnt entirely in the visual. :(

So you imagined these forces too? Or perhaps these forces were making you imagine the corpse.

OR!!!


The corpse was making you imagine the corpse making you imagine the corpse making you imagine the corpse making you...

[BlackVolgan]

this thread is creeping me out

[Ankh]

this thread is creeping me out

Embrace it.

[Ammon777]

So you imagined these forces too? Or perhaps these forces were making you imagine the corpse.

OR!!!


The corpse was making you imagine the corpse making you imagine the corpse making you imagine the corpse making you...

uhhhh the imaginary corpse was controlled by imaginary incorporal demonic forces. Sooo... yup.
this thread is creeping me out
Embrace it.

OR !!!

Its possibly that the demonic forces were actually REAL and they were CAUSING me to imagine them controlled an imaginary corpse in order to scare me enough to piss myself off so that I lost 15 minutes of sleep that night.

Demons usually go around doing dumbass stuff like that. Theyre tricksy.

[emasame]

well here's the latest quick sketch that i've done..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/scream-1.jpg

made me lol.

[Temet nosce]

Naw, my imagination is way better. The corpse looked genuinely corpsey. With evidence of advanced states of decomp, peeling flesh, and most noteably the reason it scared me was because it was a dead corpse that was controlled by incorporeal demonic forces, so it wasnt entirely in the visual. :(

South Park is awesome, and ya that was a good episode.

edit -- oh and the corpse had intentions to murder me.

Ok, try this. Due to the way quantum mechanics work, right now in part of the multiverse that corpse actually exists and is killing you just as you imagined.

[BlackVolgan]

Embrace it.

i cant. Walken already has claimed the very breath of me.

[Wickfield]

i cant. Walken already has claimed the very breath of me.

I have a t-shirt with his face on it. It says "I got a fever", below the face.

It's entirely too small to wear anymore, but it was very comfortable to wear while it lasted.

[Ammon777]

Ok, try this. Due to the way quantum mechanics work, right now in part of the multiverse that corpse actually exists and is killing you just as you imagined.
Thats possible, because it could actually be in an alternate universe that branches off our universe. And the reason I imagined it was because it happened to my alternate self that exists in that alternate universe and timeline.

OH MY GAWD, MY ALTERNATE SELF IS DEAD RIGHT NOW !!! :ohno:

[Ankh]

Thats possible, because it could actually be in an alternate universe that branches off our universe. And the reason I imagined it was because it happened to my alternate self that exists in that alternate universe and timeline.

OH MY GAWD, MY ALTERNATE SELF IS DEAD RIGHT NOW !!! :ohno:

Mabye if you imagine yourself dying enough times, the multiverse you die in will become this one?

Imagine!

[Temet nosce]

Thats possible, because it could actually be in an alternate universe that branches off our universe. And the reason I imagined it was because it happened to my alternate self that exists in that alternate universe and timeline.

OH MY GAWD, MY ALTERNATE SELF IS DEAD RIGHT NOW !!! :ohno:

Well yes, assuming that theory of quantum mechanics is correct he's not only dead right now he's also in every stage of dying. :D

[Wickfield]

Well yes, assuming that theory of quantum mechanics is correct he's not only dead right now he's also in every stage of dying. :D

Also, every atom of his being is occupying the same space as every other atom in existence, across multiple universes.

/tesseract

[Temet nosce]

Also, every atom of his being is occupying the same space as every other atom in existence, across multiple universes.

/tesseract

Yeah, but I was saving that for later. I figured I'd build up levels of freaked out, maybe convince him to dabble with a few drugs while posting before posting that. (Well, on the bright side maybe some noob with a 100k+ join date will wander in this thread and their head will explode.)

[Ammon777]

Damn, I knew this had potential.

This is why, when I was a kid, I used to play this game called Dungeons & Dragons, because I knew in my heart, that whatever we did in the game, actually existed in another universe. Now this thread is conformation.

[Temet nosce]

Damn, I knew this had potential.

This is why, when I was a kid, I used to play this game called Dungeons & Dragons, because I knew in my heart, that whatever we did in the game, actually existed in another universe. Now this thread is conformation.

Of course it had potential, this is a genuine Forumfall™ thread. All we need is for a noob to stumble in so we can have a communal Forumfall™ barbecue.

Yep, all those wonderful characters you dreamed up are dying right now. (I love quantum mechanics)

[Brannoc]

I'm sorry to hear that.