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WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 02:29 AM
Actor/Musician Will Smith, Dead At 37

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Will Smith, the famous actor and musican, has died late Sunday night in his home town of Philadelphia.

Smith, 37, was killed in a car accident late in the evening. Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.

One eyewitness who will remain nameless stated "The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror".

"This is a long sad day for us." Wayne Phillips Philadelphia cheif of police said.

Will Smith was the second of four children of Caroline and Willard Smith Sr. He grew up in middle class West Philadelphia and got the nickname 'Prince' because of the way he could charm his way out of trouble. Pursuing music, he met Jeff Townes at a party and they soon began performing together as DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After his music sales stated to slide Will began an acting career on the hit TV Show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will basically played himself; a street-smart West Philly kid transplanted to Beverly Hills. The series lasted 6 years. During that time, he ventured into movies where the critics took note of him. In 1996 he had a huge hit with the Blockbuster Independence Day where he played the alien-battling Marine Corps Captain Steven Hiller.

The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"

Phillips said "It's a really sad moment for us."





























Lulz you gaiz fell 4 it kekekkekeke

Salo
09-26-2008, 02:30 AM
Shit. I hadn't heard anything about it. *Shakes head* sad loss.

[eta] or is this a troll? I didn't read the post in full I just skimmed.

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 02:31 AM
"goes into Darth Vader mode" NoooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOO

lafayette
09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
This could have been much better, i give it an F for FAIL!

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Was this some very subtle fresh prince roll? If not, post a link.

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
I believe we should all post quotes from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in his honor, also link to story?

Morthor
09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
Source or youre a liar.

edit: I should probably learn to read the whole post... OP is damn annoying.

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
LOL, wait, this is such bullshit.

Salo
09-26-2008, 02:33 AM
I only saw the licence plate bit after I'd posted :P

DR.NUMBERS
09-26-2008, 02:33 AM
Lie. Not on Wikipedia = untrue.

Sofaism
09-26-2008, 02:33 AM
Took 4 days for this one to be released eh?

FAKE

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:34 AM
I say ban the op for being a lamer.

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 02:34 AM
http://willsmithdead.ytmnd.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith

ON HIS WIKIPEDIA IT DOESN'T HAVE HIS DOD! SO HE MUST NOT BE DEAD!!! OHH phew.

Exidium
09-26-2008, 02:34 AM
Obvious Troll is obvious, yet some are unaware

Uilamin
09-26-2008, 02:34 AM
it is made up shit, google and wikipedia both had nothing

DR.NUMBERS
09-26-2008, 02:35 AM
http://willsmithdead.ytmnd.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith

ON HIS WIKIPEDIA IT DOESN'T HAVE HIS DOD! SO HE MUST NOT BE DEAD!!! OHH phew.

My thoughts exactly.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:36 AM
Brannoc needs to bring down his wrath upon the OP, also I hate the op's name.

Ungraylessness
09-26-2008, 02:36 AM
I can rest easy knowing my facts are in the hands of the world's finest fact checkers.

Pernix
09-26-2008, 02:36 AM
Took 4 days for this one to be released eh?

FAKE

I'm glad you pointed out it's fake. I so didnt get that.

Beorg
09-26-2008, 02:37 AM
This isn't even funny.

hardboiled
09-26-2008, 02:38 AM
When talking about Will Smith one automatically skims for mentions of Fresh Prince.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 02:39 AM
it is made up shit, google and wikipedia both had nothing

No shit.

Half of the post was misspelled, and reeked of fail.

Apex Vertigo
09-26-2008, 02:40 AM
This scared me for a second :(.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 02:40 AM
This scared me for a second :(.

that was what i was going for

/bow

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 02:40 AM
Brannoc needs to bring down his wrath upon the OP, also I hate the op's name.

If I remember correctly Brannoc hates copypasta... Actually all mods hate copypasta with a passion. I want to see some infractions up in this bitch!

Gloomrender
09-26-2008, 02:41 AM
I don't think I'd care if Will Smith died.

Uilamin
09-26-2008, 02:44 AM
No shit.

Half of the post was misspelled, and reeked of fail.

you think I actually read the article? I just read the title and was like hmm lets check wikipedia, and it was like good thing i didn't waste the minute reading the garbage the person posted and instead wasted 30 seconds on wikipedia... which i demand back btw.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:44 AM
I don't think I'd care if Will Smith died.

Eh the only good thing about Will Smith is he has constantly tried to become a better actor. One day he may actually be decent (he was close to decent in I am Legend, to bad the CGI team screwed him over).

Stax
09-26-2008, 02:44 AM
Nice try, but I smell BULLSHIT.....




nice try to lie.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 02:44 AM
If I remember correctly Brannoc hates copypasta... Actually all mods hate copypasta with a passion. I want to see some infractions up in this bitch!

Come here and cry on my shoulder child. Did I scare you? cmon here it will be okay

/hug

Uilamin
09-26-2008, 02:46 AM
Come here and cry on my shoulder child. Did I scare you? cmon here it will be okay

/hug

you probably didn't but you did make a post with the intent of starting flaming/trolling which I believe is against the EULA.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 02:47 AM
you think I actually read the article? I just read the title and was like hmm lets check wikipedia, and it was like good thing i didn't waste the minute reading the garbage the person posted and instead wasted 30 seconds on wikipedia... which i demand back btw.

Yeah... I find that half the stuff I do on forumfall makes me want those precious minutes back. :(

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 02:47 AM
Yeah... uhh.. I got nothing.. for the moment..

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:48 AM
you probably didn't but you did make a post with the intent of starting flaming/trolling which I believe is against the EULA.

Channel Brannoc in a fit of banhammer rage...Retired staff should get one good Suspensionhammer shot per month as a retirement package.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 02:48 AM
you probably didn't but you did make a post with the intent of starting flaming/trolling which I believe is against the EULA.

did people actually believe it? are you in some sort of will smith cult? I never thought people would react so strongly to a joke post.


inb4 "omfg thats not funny"

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 02:48 AM
Come here and cry on my shoulder child. Did I scare you? cmon here it will be okay

/hug

I don't see how your post fits with mine, but okay. I like hugs.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 02:49 AM
I see theres some hard core will smith fans here

Apex Vertigo
09-26-2008, 02:50 AM
I see theres some hard core will smith fans here

You don't even know.... I have a shrine in my closet and a collection of Will Smith posters covering all 4 walls in my room.

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 02:53 AM
I would have been a sad panda if he was really dead.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:55 AM
I see theres some hard core will smith fans here

Dont mistake a hatred of you, for love of will smith.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 02:56 AM
I would have been a sad panda if he was really dead.

As a leopard, a predator of the panda, I just ate you. Regardless of whether or not you were sad, you were very tasty.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 02:57 AM
As a leopard, a predator of the panda, I just ate you. Regardless of whether or not you were sad, you were very tasty.

I found this quite chuckle worthy.

Ungraylessness
09-26-2008, 02:58 AM
As a leopard, a predator of the panda, I just ate you. Regardless of whether or not you were sad, you were very tasty.

I like all my meat to be crying or somehow expressing despair when it's slaughtered.

kehmesis
09-26-2008, 02:59 AM
Man I got wtfpwned. Fucker.

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 03:00 AM
Dont mistake a hatred of you, for love of will smith.

I agree with this.

As a leopard, a predator of the panda, I just ate you. Regardless of whether or not you were sad, you were very tasty.

That was very, very rude of you. You could at least ask my permission before eating me.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:03 AM
I like all my meat to be crying or somehow expressing despair when it's slaughtered.

You would loved snared rabbits then, they scream.

Drift0ner
09-26-2008, 03:05 AM
how did people find this thread offensive again?

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:07 AM
how did people find this thread offensive again?

not offensive, ppl found it stupid.

Lord Caim
09-26-2008, 03:11 AM
This thread confuses me. I'm trying to decide whether the troll was actually convincing to some, or if most of the posters here like Will Smith so much they cut themselves at the first mention of him dying.

Either way the troll wasn't very good. Don't give it away at the end next time.

Feyrband
09-26-2008, 03:13 AM
i lol'd irl. till i got to the bottom ,you bastard.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:16 AM
This thread confuses me. I'm trying to decide whether the troll was actually convincing to some, or if most of the posters here like Will Smith so much they cut themselves at the first mention of him dying.

Either way the troll wasn't very good. Don't give it away at the end next time.

yeah well i actually put it there because some people took it too seriously.

either way. lol.


that is all.

tallefred
09-26-2008, 03:18 AM
Nice one, I told my roommates about this as I was reading it. I think they hate the Internet a little bit more now.

Beorg
09-26-2008, 03:22 AM
Eh the only good thing about Will Smith is he has constantly tried to become a better actor. One day he may actually be decent (he was close to decent in I am Legend, to bad the CGI team screwed him over).

I thought he did quite good in Pursuit of Happyness.

Come to think of it, the last few movies I've seen him in I've purchased. Buying IRobot was a mistake, but I enjoyed most of what he's in. If they would have stuck to the book in I Am Legend, and used a little better CGI as you stated, it would have been even better.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 03:24 AM
yeah well i actually put it there because some people took it too seriously.

either way. lol.


that is all.

And now, if we continue to post in this thread, it will get locked. Who knows, a mod might even make an attempt at a witty one-liner before they shut it down.

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 03:25 AM
And now, if we continue to post in this thread, it will get locked. Who knows, a mod might even make an attempt at a witty one-liner before they shut it down.

We might get another ninja lock where they don't even say anything. I always hate those.

Durindana
09-26-2008, 03:27 AM
how can you read through

The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror

and not smell the troll

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:28 AM
And now, if we continue to post in this thread, it will get locked. Who knows, a mod might even make an attempt at a witty one-liner before they shut it down.
We can only hope.
We might get another ninja lock where they don't even say anything. I always hate those.

I agree and grats on 5k.

heroshade
09-26-2008, 03:28 AM
Fucking idiots...

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:28 AM
how can you read through



and not smell the troll

Who bothered to read it? I saw the OP's name and new the post to be trash.

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 03:29 AM
I agree and grats on 5k.

OOOO! Yaysies! I didn't even notice!

"basks in glory"

Behhemoth
09-26-2008, 03:29 AM
Hah I actually believed this

heroshade
09-26-2008, 03:30 AM
Hah I actually believed this

I didn't. It WhySoSerious and theres no link....

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:33 AM
I didn't. It WhySoSerious and theres no link....

maybe i shoulda linked a rickroll to go along with it.

or some random wikipedia article


owell ill try harder next time.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:36 AM
maybe i shoulda linked a rickroll to go along with it.

or some random wikipedia article


owell ill try harder next time.

Personally I hope you dont get a next time.

Baldr
09-26-2008, 03:37 AM
To the troll. I advise you to move your bed out onto a railroad track and sleep there overnight. It'll be like camping out side, dont worry, nothing will happen.

ClownFoot
09-26-2008, 03:38 AM
Trust me nothing will happen.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he may get hit by a train or something. You know, because there are trains on train tracks.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:39 AM
Actually, I'm pretty sure he may get hit by a train or something. You know, because there are trains on train tracks.

I see what you did there


im so hurt by your insults guys. be more gentle imo.

KoLecK
09-26-2008, 03:40 AM
lol I read the first title, told myself it was fake, and scrolled to the end to see that I was right.

Metal Wolf
09-26-2008, 03:41 AM
Haha, quality troll.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:43 AM
Actually, I'm pretty sure he may get hit by a train or something. You know, because there are trains on train tracks.

In America our trains fly, we dont need tracks.

Haha, quality troll.

lying makes you sterile.

HawksBrigade
09-26-2008, 03:43 AM
Nice one :)
Had me going till I read that "Fresh on the license plate" part :lmao:

Warhawkz
09-26-2008, 03:44 AM
I told my mom as soon as I saw the thread name and she started crying cus he's her FAVORITE actor, so she wanted to me tell u "That wasn't funny", although, i thought it was good :D

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:46 AM
Nice one :)
Had me going till I read that "Fresh on the license plate" part :lmao:

I told my mom as soon as I saw the thread name and she started crying cus he's her FAVORITE actor, so she wanted to me tell u "That wasn't funny", although, i thought it was good :D

Both of you plz hand in your OT posting privilege card, and go back to GD to grind a few more lvls.

Sokkwi
09-26-2008, 03:47 AM
I would have to say you would have to be an idiot to believe this one. Do you not think that every fricken channel on the tv would be having a willsmith day the day he died.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:50 AM
Both of you plz hand in your OT posting privilege card, and go back to GD to grind a few more lvls.

yeesh if you think this thread is stupid why do you bother even coming in?


trying to ruin mah lulz?

angelfang
09-26-2008, 03:51 AM
Didn't know he was only 37. Hope he becomes like Denzel, Cuba Gooding Jr and Forest Whitaker, and take part in more serious movies, get dat Oscar.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 03:51 AM
yeesh if you think this thread is stupid why do you bother even coming in?


trying to ruin mah lulz?

Trying to keep it up top, and praying to see that lovely suspended under your name.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:51 AM
I would have to say you would have to be an idiot to believe this one. Do you not think that every fricken channel on the tv would be having a willsmith day the day he died.

im still not getting why everyone is taking it up the ass.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 03:53 AM
Trying to keep it up top, and praying to see that lovely suspended under your name.

*cough cough* this may or may not be the only account i have *cough cough* maybe


are you a relative of will smith? if you are then im sorry for my troll, but since your not i really cant see why you or anyone is mad.

grow up child.

ctowndown
09-26-2008, 04:00 AM
Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.

An official report would never say stuck, so I knew you were lying. Good try though, lulz.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 04:01 AM
An official report would never say stuck, so I knew you were lying. Good try though, lulz.

Shut up, beaver.

Jackhowitzer
09-26-2008, 04:01 AM
This thread is an epic failwin. I dunno, how would you describe something that fails yet wins?! Winfail? Failwin? Winnafail?

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 04:03 AM
*cough cough* this may or may not be the only account i have *cough cough* maybe


are you a relative of will smith? if you are then im sorry for my troll, but since your not i really cant see why you or anyone is mad.

grow up child.

I am not mad, I just hate your name and low post quality.

Spankytwo
09-26-2008, 04:04 AM
5/10 because some people fell for it

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 04:04 AM
I am not mad, I just hate your name and low post quality.

provide me links to epic threads and posts you have created

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 04:06 AM
provide me links to epic threads and posts you have created

You're not going to get anything up that alley. Spankytwo is just another perpetually ticked off Canadian with a personal vendetta for reason and logic.

Youknowho
09-26-2008, 04:07 AM
kekekkekeke

He plays WoW.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 04:08 AM
provide me links to epic threads and posts you have created

Go read the archives. In the meantime my 4k+ says your a nub and that I am right when I assert that you suck at post quality.

Spankytwo
09-26-2008, 04:09 AM
You're not going to get anything up that alley. Spankytwo is just another perpetually ticked off Canadian with a personal vendetta for reason and logic.

Dont drag me in to this you ignorant idiotic **** sapien.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 04:12 AM
Go read the archives. In the meantime my 4k+ says your a nub and that I am right when I assert that you suck at post quality.

4000k useless posts doesnt make you a good poster. you just spout useless comments until your post count is high, then brag bout how long youve been in these forums


ive never seen your name, ive been following these forums since 2005.

Wickfield
09-26-2008, 04:13 AM
Dont drag me in to this you ignorant idiotic **** sapien.

Your never-ending spelling fail continues...

I'm just stating the truth. You do always find a way to flame someone or make a trolling post.

And what do you mean? You were already directly involved, I was just stoking the fire and getting some cheap shots in.

Killuminati
09-26-2008, 04:15 AM
OP is such a failure.

Fail troll is fail.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 04:15 AM
4000k useless posts doesnt make you a good poster. you just spout useless comments until your post count is high, then brag bout how long youve been in these forums


ive never seen your name, ive been following these forums since 2005.

quoting my post so the retard doesnt miss this.

Spankytwo
09-26-2008, 04:16 AM
Your never-ending spelling fail continues...

I'm just stating the truth. You do always find a way to flame someone or make a trolling post.

And what do you mean? You were already directly involved, I was just stoking the fire and getting some cheap shots in.

I had sex with your mom, then I went and did your grandma.

Then I dug up your great grandmas corpse and did the ol horizontal tango with it too.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 04:18 AM
4000k useless posts doesnt make you a good poster. you just spout useless comments until your post count is high, then brag bout how long youve been in these forums


ive never seen your name, ive been following these forums since 2005.

quoting my post so the retard doesnt miss this.

Yep everyone has been following the forums since forever. Its like being innocent in prison.

Your post quality is low, you should run with the "I am new and dont know better" angle.

Also quoting yourself is high class.

WhySoSerious
09-26-2008, 04:24 AM
Yep everyone has been following the forums since forever. Its like being innocent in prison.

Your post quality is low, you should run with the "I am new and dont know better" angle.

Also quoting yourself is high class.


I still dont get what "angle" youre trying to get at me from.

anyway, if you can make a thread that goes to 20 pages without having to bump yourself. ill kindly suck your dick.

Carl Ragadamn
09-26-2008, 04:26 AM
I still dont get what "angle" youre trying to get at me from.

anyway, if you can make a thread that goes to 20 pages without having to bump yourself. ill kindly suck your dick.

a 2000 post thread? Jesus you dont even forumfall right, everyone knows the cool kids run 100 post pages.

I am not trying to get at anywhere other than the end of my work day.

I just think your name is dumb and your threads suck.

Maas
09-26-2008, 04:27 AM
FYI, a troll thread does not make it OK to spam yourselves into internet idiocracy