Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan

[Jackhowitzer]

I've realized I've never made a thread on this.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him. Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excalibolg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic. Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.

To sum it up. It's hilarious. No, it's not hentai before you ask or say it is, and no it isn't an anime for pedo's.

It also has a lot of pop culture references.

Check my sig for more info.

[deja TBH]

no it isn't an anime


Anime sucks and this is anime.

[Jackhowitzer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FQif9eKv6s

There's episode 1/2 part 1 of 2, or part 1 of 3 I forgot lol.

[Haart Maystorm]

I've realized I've never made a thread on this.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him. Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excalibolg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic. Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.

To sum it up. It's hilarious. No, it's not hentai before you ask or say it is, and no it isn't an anime for pedo's.

It also has a lot of pop culture references.

Check my sig for more info.

Yes, but are there Super Saiyans?

If not, then I'm not interested.

[Jackhowitzer]

Yes, but are there Super Saiyans?

If not, then I'm not interested.

Nope :P, god damn what is it troll feeding time today? Well, at least you put in the effort, unlike the dumb ass above my second post.

[Lethn]

......... o_0

That's honestly the only reaction I can give really.

[Atnas]

Awful, awful, awful. I've started to hate japanese culture with a passion.

[Jackhowitzer]

Awful, awful, awful. I've started to hate japanese culture with a passion.

If you hate it so much than why do you enter a thread and post in it about anime? :P

[Atnas]

If you hate it so much than why do you enter a thread and post in it about anime? :P

To let you know that even if you try to spread it, I will always be here to hate it. Can't let you think the world is without its haters.

[Jackhowitzer]

Oh, I know there's always someone out there that'll hate something :p.

[Atnas]

Yes, because I just told you. Duh.

[Paganini]

Needs more super saiyans imo

[Jackhowitzer]

Yes, because I just told you. Duh.

No, because I knew before you told me durr.

[Atnas]

No, because I knew before you told me durr.

Yeah, because I told you in an earlier post before I explained why, geez.

[ClownFoot]

If it doesn't have pokemon, ninjas, or saiyans it isn't anime imo.

[Slaker]

If it doesn't have pokemon, ninjas, or saiyans it isn't anime imo.

lol.

[Enerzeal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FQif9eKv6s

There's episode 1/2 part 1 of 2, or part 1 of 3 I forgot lol.

*shudder*

I just had a grey fox banging head into floor repeatedly moment thanks to that, I was like meh.. meh.. meh... pip pipipipipipipipiipipiipipururupipiipi AAAGGHHHHHHHHHH IM LOSING MY MIND!!!

[Jackhowitzer]

*shudder*

I just had a grey fox banging head into floor repeatedly moment thanks to that, I was like meh.. meh.. meh... pip pipipipipipipipiipipiipipururupipiipi AAAGGHHHHHHHHHH IM LOSING MY MIND!!!

You can skip the intro though :P.

[IwannabeaMahirm]

I've loved this since the first season. It's not hentai nor lolicon, but it's got some ecchi elements to it.

[Jackhowitzer]

I've loved this since the first season. It's not hentai nor lolicon, but it's got some ecchi elements to it.

Yeah :D, my favorite scene was from second season when they were all taking a bath together.. that was pretty funny.

[Haart Maystorm]

If you hate it so much than why do you enter a thread and post in it about anime? :P

"Because he's the hero that Forumfall deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."

[Jackhowitzer]

"Because he's the hero that Forumfall deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."

How many times did you watch The Dark Knight again? lmfao

[Kusghuul]

If it doesn't have pokemon, ninjas, or saiyans it isn't anime imo.

it's got assassins? Japanese ones, so = Ninjas

[angelfang]

Awful, awful, awful. I've started to hate japanese culture with a passion.

+1

watch some real cartoons, like X-Men and Darkwing Duck.

[WhySoSerious]

anime is for pedophiles

[Fledrel]

its a pretty funny anime, how the angel keeps killing him then rezing him, lmao

[Behhemoth]

Is there an english version of this show? And isn't it translated to english as lucky star or something?

[WhySoSerious]

its a pretty funny anime, how the angel keeps killing him then rezing him, lmao

it can be only funny for so long, then it becomes repetitive and stupid

[Behhemoth]

Wow I am interested in this show after the first 3 minutes

[Jackhowitzer]

It has begun.

[Jackhowitzer]

Is there an english version of this show? And isn't it translated to english as lucky star or something?

Yes there's an english version, it's just harder to find

[dark-M]

Detroit Metal City is a man's anime

http://www.animevenue.com/Detroit-Metal-City-01.html

but il check your link out

[Killuminati]

This (http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9523/facismou0.jpg)

Is what anime does to you...

[WhySoSerious]

Detroit Metal City is a man's anime

http://www.animevenue.com/Detroit-Metal-City-01.html

but il check your link out

that drawing style is really, really creepy

[Jackhowitzer]

Detroit Metal City is a man's anime

http://www.animevenue.com/Detroit-Metal-City-01.html

but il check your link out

Yeah, I'll have to watch that one.

[Lieal]

Didn't you talk about this in the anime thread? Does it deserve it's own thread? I wouldn't have thought so.

[Killuminati]

Didn't you talk about this in the anime thread? Does it deserve it's own thread? I wouldn't have thought so.

never underestimate the power of stupid.

[Jackhowitzer]

Didn't you talk about this in the anime thread? Does it deserve it's own thread? I wouldn't have thought so.

I think so, but at least I'm not an ass about it.

[Barbarossa]

I've realized I've never made a thread on this.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him. Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excalibolg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic. Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.

To sum it up. It's hilarious. No, it's not hentai before you ask or say it is, and no it isn't an anime for pedo's.

It also has a lot of pop culture references.

Check my sig for more info.

And you have not yet realized that none of us give a flying fuck about it either, now have you?

[Lieal]

I think so, but at least I'm not an ass about it.

:(

I is sowwie.

Pleeze dont be hurt!

[alfaroverall]

That looks and sounds like it would be a blast to watch while on a hallucinogen of some sort.

[Jackhowitzer]

And you have not yet realized that none of us give a flying fuck about it either, now have you?

Seems like some do if they like it. You give a fuck about it if your trying to say you don't give a fuck about it, yet your reading about it and posting in a thread about it. Closet anime lover.

[Jackhowitzer]

:(

I is sowwie.

Pleeze dont be hurt!

Don't you have other threads to moderate besides this one? :sly: Well, at least you'll attract attention, just stand there and look pretty.

[Someone]

Why are you all so hating about this show. It's got everything it needs, especially his class apparent apathy towards his fate and the fact that several classmembers have been turned into animals by a psychotic angel that keeps killing another of their classmates in horrible fashions, and they don't give a flying shit. Honestly I just find the whole thing to be crazily funny, I just wish there was more of it, and maybe that they could find a better rezzing spell, hearing her chant out Piripiripiri pirpir pi or whatever the fuck it is grates on my eardrums like being earraped by a large black man.

[Jackhowitzer]

Why are you all so hating about this show. It's got everything it needs, especially his class apparent apathy towards his fate and the fact that several classmembers have been turned into animals by a psychotic angel that keeps killing another of their classmates in horrible fashions, and they don't give a flying shit. Honestly I just find the whole thing to be crazily funny, I just wish there was more of it, and maybe that they could find a better rezzing spell, hearing her chant out Piripiripiri pirpir pi or whatever the fuck it is grates on my eardrums like being earraped by a large black man.

Sums it up exactly.

[LordTenacious]

Well, watching anime is like having my eyeballs fucked by an ogre's cock.

[Jackhowitzer]

Well, watching anime is like having my eyeballs fucked by an ogre's cock.

Than get your eyeballs fucked by an ogres cock before you watch it.

[VidarDf]

if thats someones name in the title, i wouldn't blame him if he wasn't able to spell it till the 5th grade.

[Jackhowitzer]

if thats someones name in the title, i wouldn't blame him if he wasn't able to spell it till the 5th grade.

Now this is sig worthy, to bad I ran out of space :(.

[Vertigo Vain]

What a waste of the anime.

Its basicaly a copy, but with totaly blunt humor of the great "Excel Saga".

I suggest you watch Excel Saga (aka most absurd anime ever) to see how qualitative animes in "exprerimental anime "genre actualy work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excel_Saga
Dokuro copied most elements from it, in worse quality, puting accent on violence - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Excel_(Yarisugi).jpg

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQoiORtmiNs
And spin off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7PLNYzf7s0

But thouse types of anime are difinetly not for everybody, yet its harder to find a more funy anime ever then Excel - if you understand at least 10% of jokes there.

[Spinewire]

I've realized I've never made a thread on this.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him. Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excalibolg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic. Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.

To sum it up. It's hilarious. No, it's not hentai before you ask or say it is, and no it isn't an anime for pedo's.

It also has a lot of pop culture references.

Check my sig for more info.unless i can have a wank to it i don't see the point imo...

-edit OMFG i have to read it aswell, Jesus H Christ, you ask too much of me kind sir.

[Jackhowitzer]

What a waste of the anime.

Its basicaly a copy, but with totaly blunt humor of the great "Excel Saga".

I suggest you watch Excel Saga (aka most absurd anime ever) to see how qualitative animes in "exprerimental anime "genre actualy work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excel_Saga
Dokuro copied most elements from it, in worse quality, puting accent on violence - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Excel_(Yarisugi).jpg

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQoiORtmiNs
And spin off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7PLNYzf7s0

But thouse types of anime are difinetly not for everybody, yet its harder to find a more funy anime ever then Excel - if you understand at least 10% of jokes there.


I don't trust you because of your horrid spelling.

[Killuminati]

It may not be a hentai, but it sure as hell is ecchi.

[Jackhowitzer]

It may not be a hentai, but it sure as hell is ecchi.

Well, at least the ecchi keeps your eyes on the screen :P. Never a dull moment ^_^.

[Nexus]

I did watch the link, and it made me sick. But I felt compelled to watch. Its actually pretty funny, in a violent perverted way.

But still funny.

Funny enough to warrant watching the next ones :P

[Jackhowitzer]

I did watch the link, and it made me sick. But I felt compelled to watch. Its actually pretty funny, in a violent perverted way.

But still funny.

Funny enough to warrant watching the next ones :P


Wooo, and another one is converted to the dark side.. "mimics Darth Vader's breathing apparatus"

[Haart Maystorm]

Hah, alright, I watched the first and second(?) 'seasons', and I have to admit, it made me laugh; which is interesting, because I hate all but like... 2 anime's.

But I got insanely confused with the transition from the end of the first to the start of the second season. It's almost as though I missed out on... well pretty much an entire seasons' worth of stuff.

[Jackhowitzer]

If ya'll are sickened by the violence I hope you never watch Elfen Lied (which is also a darker more serious series with lots of blood and violence, but it also has emotion and follows a good storyline that isn't cliched, and has some funny moments, but it isn't all happy and cheery like Dokuro Chan nor is it really meant to be)


Also NFSW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lh5EUUsOxc

It's about a girl who escapes from a lab on an island and has these "invisible hands on her back" called vectors which she uses to kill people with, she cuts off body parts, limbs, etc.. lots of people die she spares no one. It's hard to get into the plot without revealing spoilers, just watch, it's very gloomy and depressing. She also gets multiple personality disorder, where she's all innocent. At certain times through the story she switches back to Lucy.

[Nexus]

This is pretty funny, but it drags on a bit when its not mindless violence, sexual humour or funny reactions to the first two.

[Jackhowitzer]

Yeah, but IMO it's worth it. And for that guy that wanted something to fap to, it shows her boobs in the beginning.

[Ezion]

Yeah, but IMO it's worth it. And for that guy that wanted something to fap to, it shows her boobs in the beginning.

...Isn't she supposed to be 13?
Also, her sister is supposed to be...9?


Pedo train inc. (http://www.funnyforumpics.com//forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg)

[Haart Maystorm]

...Isn't she supposed to be 13?
Also, her sister is supposed to be...9?


Pedo train inc. (http://www.funnyforumpics.com//forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg)

Well, the main kid dude WAS going to make the 'Pedo future', so uh... I guess thats the point, eh?

[Jackhowitzer]

...Isn't she supposed to be 13?
Also, her sister is supposed to be...9?


Pedo train inc. (http://www.funnyforumpics.com//forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg)

Yep, also lol@the pic. Just watch Elfen Lied, it doesn't have any pedophilism if that makes you happy lol. Except at one point where

Major sad spoiler ahead for Elfen Lied, some might be sick. BTW Mayu's a homeless runaway living near the docks in some boxes feeding her dog Wanta. &This is the reason she ran away, down below and what happens to her after as short as I can put it*

The girl named Mayu reveals that she was sexually molested by her father, and it shows a cutscene of her pulling down her pants and her dad saying you know what to do(which sickens me the shit out of me, but it makes the series all the more dramatic) and her mother doesn't protect her because she is jealous. So eventually Kohta and his cousin get official custody of her later in the story after talking with her parents or w/e
It doesn't show any actually touching or sicker shit going on, but that's the only thing that really sickened me throughout the series.

[Jackhowitzer]

...Isn't she supposed to be 13?
Also, her sister is supposed to be...9?


Pedo train inc. (http://www.funnyforumpics.com//forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg)

Also, watch the girl turn around and look like she's 25 or so, just kind of fat. Or some old chick, or even worse.. a man XD.

[Killuminati]

Yep, also lol@the pic. Just watch Elfen Lied, it doesn't have any pedophilism if that makes you happy lol. Except at one point where

Major sad spoiler ahead for Elfen Lied, some might be sick. BTW Mayu's a homeless runaway living near the docks in some boxes feeding her dog Wanta. &This is the reason she ran away, down below and what happens to her after as short as I can put it*

The girl named Mayu reveals that she was sexually molested by her father, and it shows a cutscene of her pulling down her pants and her dad saying you know what to do(which sickens me the shit out of me, but it makes the series all the more dramatic) and her mother doesn't protect her because she is jealous. So eventually Kohta and his cousin get official custody of her later in the story after talking with her parents or w/e
It doesn't show any actually touching or sicker shit going on, but that's the only thing that really sickened me throughout the series.


Elfen Lied dragged and it got old with the heads coming off every 5 seconds during action sequences.

[Jackhowitzer]

Elfen Lied dragged and it got old with the heads coming off every 5 seconds during action sequences.

You forgot the arms, legs, hands, and the odd disembowling here and there. She didn't cut everyone's head off lol. She also twisted em off, or made them explode. She also ripped the stuff off too. It had good talking parts too ya know? :P

[dzdncnfusd]

I'm sorry man, but this show has been on mah hard drive for about eight months and I NEVER got past the first(and second...) episode. The only thing remotely entertaining about this is the shooped monkey head, which is depressing since it seemed like a decent premise, which it was until the second death. I'm not saying that people being horribly mangled and dismembered isn't funny, Excel Saga, as some guy mentioned, is the perfect example. But this show really, really, sucks at it. (The Kim-Jong-Il bit was amusing.)

By the way why wasn't this in that other anime thread. There are better shows that deserve a thread.

Elfen Lied dragged and it got old with the heads coming off every 5 seconds during action sequences.

I agree in a sense that while the violence was hardly a problem for me, the inconsistent mood and setting threw me off. There was one point where Nana was arriving at Kouta's residence and saw Lucy/Nyu and went "CHRIST FUCKING JESUS NAOZ MAH CHANCE TO GET HER BAK 4 MAKIN MEA PARAPLEGIC" and while it does last for a moment, the show does a 180' and pulls a joke a bit later. (Hell, there was one instance where Nana's prosthetics were used as a butt of a joke. Kinda hard to sympathize with a character's misfortune when the writers poke fun at it.) Other than that it was a fairly decent show.

Detroit Metal City is a man's anime


Bet ya can't rape 10 times.

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

[Jackhowitzer]

I'm sorry man, but this show has been on mah hard drive for about eight months and I NEVER got past the first(and second...) episode. The only thing remotely entertaining about this is the shooped monkey head, which is depressing since it seemed like a decent premise, which it was until the second death. I'm not saying that people being horribly mangled and dismembered isn't funny, Excel Saga, as some guy mentioned, is the perfect example. But this show really, really, sucks at it. (The Kim-Jong-Il bit was amusing.)

By the way why wasn't this in that other anime thread. There are better shows that deserve a thread.

It's all good, everyones entitled to there opinion. :D I should've made an Elfen Lied thread lol.

[Behhemoth]

NeDe MoaR DokUro ChAN!
bo bobo bo bobobo is pretty funny too in a retarded kind of way

[Jackhowitzer]

NeDe MoaR DokUro ChAN!
bo bobo bo bobobo is pretty funny too in a retarded kind of way

I hate bobobobooobobobobobobobo or however the hell you spell it. I swear to god I'd set fire to that show in a minute.

[Nazertheen]

I watched this anime as my non-anime savvy friend watched it over my shoulder, he called me a pervert about every 1/2 episode.

Come to think about it I think I may have even gotten the recommendation to see Dokuro-chan from Darkfall.

This goes to show, don't listen to everything you see on the intardwebz.

Here's a thread though "D. Gray Man stops at episode 103! WTF?!"

[Behhemoth]

I hate bobobobooobobobobobobobo or however the hell you spell it. I swear to god I'd set fire to that show in a minute.

You just have to appreciate the extreme stupidity of it.

[Vertigo Vain]

Bet ya can't rape 10 times.

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

Per second.

[Jackhowitzer]

Per second.

That seems like it would be a little hard.. XD.

[Jackhowitzer]

Also, I'm watching Shadow Star Narutaru atm, it's a pretty good psychological thriller. The music just sets the mood, but otherwise certain parts are rather dull, the psychopaths make it great though.

[strayfe]

Yeah :D, my favorite scene was from second season when they were all taking a bath together.. that was pretty funny. FEW SPOILERS

HAHA my favorie are a mix of 3 I think... When he is drinking water from the fossit and it gets sliced and all of a sudden blood slices down his cheek. You get this cold watery bloody feelin, You actually get a sense of going into shock watching it.... Second one was in the lake when he is squirting water at her and she squirts back, he realises how dangerous its gotton and is like "wait a second"! 3rd Is the one after that when dokoro made stew for the classmates. So they gave it to sakura to test and he thinks its a lovey dovey "friendship scene" And then he gets sick and just about dies and then dokuro gives him a (Pe) (Do) outfit.