omg ewwwwwww!

[ClownFoot]

Okay, so I went out for some chinese food with my friends. After we are all done I go to the bath room to wash up(chinese food is greasy as fuck). While I'm washing up this old dude with a handle bar mustache comes in and stares at me for a few seconds. Keep in mind I'm the only guy in there, so I'm wondering if he wants something from me. Anyway, he just goes into the stall near me then, and I promptly forget about him. I finish up washing, but then I hear a really faint noise. I can't even tell what it is it's so quiet. So I start drying my hands, but then the noise comes back, and this time it's louder. This time I distinctly hear:

"fap fap fap fap... fapfapfapfap fap fap... fap"

At this point I just kinda said "fuck it, I'm getting out of here" and got out of that place with my hands still dripping with water. God, it was creepy.

[hostileEffect]

Glad I don't go to cities often... I'm probably going to get CCL ASAP, in a few years.

[Xtra-Medium]

lmao hardest laugh of the day, thats funny as shit

[no-one]

Looks like "your the man", lol

[Largion]

Someone likes you! He did a fapfap while thinking about doing degrading things to you.
Do you feel dirty and used?

[Knocky]

Okay, so I went out for some chinese food with my friends. After we are all done I go to the bath room to wash up(chinese food is greasy as fuck).


Let me be the first one to let you in on the big secret.

The food you are calling "chinese" food is nothing of the sort.

It is an Americanized bastardation of their real food.

Next time you go in, ask for the Chinese-ethnic menu to see what real Chinese food is.

[jordanleroux]

Any one else feeling like having chinese food tonight?

[Metal Wolf]

What does that post have to do with old men using Clownfoot as a sexual toy?

[Spart]

That's great. That guy will have the memory of you for a while.

[Silverhandorder]

Let me be the first one to let you in on the big secret.

The food you are calling "chinese" food is nothing of the sort.

It is an Americanized bastardation of their real food.

Next time you go in, ask for the Chinese-ethnic menu to see what real Chinese food is.

You are a moron there are real Chinese restaurants around. He did not specify which it was, so you cant know whether eh was talking about a restaurant or a fast food place.

[Wickfield]

Pics or it didn't happen.


*And in reality, Clownfoot... I'm sorry for your loss. My sincerest apologies about how unclean you must feel now.

[thest3alth]

Wow you make me want to go... -.-

[ClownFoot]

Someone likes you! He did a fapfap while thinking about doing degrading things to you.
Do you feel dirty and used?

Yes, yes I do. This is no laughing matter guys, I feel like I was raped.

That's great. That guy will have the memory of you for a while.

Oh god... I hope not.

*And in reality, Clownfoot... I'm sorry for your loss. My sincerest apologies about how unclean you must feel now.

Thank you wickfield, a good friend, as always.

[Knocky]

You are a moron there are real Chinese restaurants around. He did not specify which it was, so you cant know whether eh was talking about a restaurant or a fast food place.

Doesn't matter, it is the same for most of them.

They have American menus and Chinese menus.

As for the "moron" comment, next time you visit a Chinese restarant, look and see if any of them are fat.

Chances are they are not.

They eat steamed food and serve fried foods drenched in sauces to Americans.

[Lorth]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! you have a bf now!

[Wickfield]

Doesn't matter, it is the same for most of them.

They have American menus and Chinese menus.

As for the "moron" comment, next time you visit a Chinese restarant, look and see if any of them are fat.

Chances are they are not.

They eat steamed food and serve fried foods drenched in sauces to Americans.

No need to turn this thead into a flame war about the quality of American Chinese food vs. actual Chinese food.

This thread is supposed to be about making fun of Clownfoot for being sexually attractive to a creepy old guy.

[Largion]

Yes, yes I do. This is no laughing matter guys, I feel like I was raped.


I bet in hes mined he had a friend that would jump in and help him hold you down while he had it his way whit your body and after he was done they would swich position. :lmao:

[Warhawkz]

sounds like a YMCA locker room..

[5%Luck]

Looks like "your the man", lol

Signed!

[Brannoculars]

I can verify that this happened, as I witnessed everything. The only difference is that I didn't get caught. :ninja:

[Knocky]

No need to turn this thead into a flame war about the quality of American Chinese food vs. actual Chinese food.

This thread is supposed to be about making fun of Clownfoot for being sexually attractive to a creepy old guy.

First of all Clownfoot is hawt!

Secondly I love the sauce covered fried up Chinese food. Especially sesame chicken w/ white rice. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADBF&resnum=0&q=sesame+chicken&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title) Yummee.

I am simply saying that the menu you see is designed for fast food America.

If you want health Chinese food then you have to ask for THEIR ethnic menus.

[Cidius]

I can verify that this happened, as I witnessed everything. The only difference is that I didn't get caught. :ninja:Alt much?

[Ammon777]

Let me be the first one to let you in on the big secret.

The food you are calling "chinese" food is nothing of the sort.

It is an Americanized bastardation of their real food.

Next time you go in, ask for the Chinese-ethnic menu to see what real Chinese food is.

Ya! Real Chinese is food is stuff like worms, insects, living octopus, dogs, and kittens. Jeez noobs learn real chinese food.

[ClownFoot]

This thread is supposed to be about making fun of Clownfoot for being sexually attractive to a creepy old guy.

:(

I can verify that this happened, as I witnessed everything. The only difference is that I didn't get caught. :ninja:

The gimmick has wore off IMO. You were a one trick pony and guess what? People can get tired of seeing the same trick over and over again.

[shnedit]

Why not join in?

[tallefred]

I think it's hawt.

Also I want to hear more about this old guy.

[Largion]

Why not join in?

Or atleast make a pose so he had something more then a memory to fap to. ;)

[Silverhandorder]

The funniest thing is if he imagine all of that. Maybe the old man peed on himself and was trying to wipe it off.

[ClownFoot]

The finniest thing is if he imagine all of that. Maybe the old man peed on himself and was trying to wipe it off.

I can only hope this is what really happened.

[Ammon777]

Obviously the old guy was having a major heart attack and was desparately clawing with his fingers on the side of the stawl, trying to get a little attention because he was taking his very last breaths of air. He couldnt talk or anything cuz he was in so much pain. He was dying. OMG you sick pervert! He needed help!

But no, first thing that comes to your mind is he is wacking off...

This is wuts wrong wit peeple todai. Too much pron.

[Largion]

I can only hope this is what really happened.

You know its not true. We all know he wanted to do whit you and every time your eyes are closed you can see him inside the booth.

[Nasty]

obviously u have this effect on handlebar mustache men, career opportunity no doubt

[ClownFoot]

You know its not true. We all know he wanted to do whit you and every time your eyes are closed you can see him inside the booth.

Why can't you people console me and tell me I'm jumping to conclusions. I feel so dirty atm. It's like I've been raped or something. Can I get this guy charged with sexual assault or something?

obviously u have this effect on handlebar mustache men, career opportunity no doubt

I don't want any part of this career(unless it's with sezy boys and girls).

[Ammon777]

I'm telling you, he was just having a heart attack. Its commonplace.

[tallefred]

Hey, I just realized something. I'm old, have a handlebar mustache, and just had a heart attack in a bathroom. Are you guys talking about me?





























I had a heart attack while jerking off to the beautiful boy who was in the bathroom with me.

[Largion]

Why can't you people console me and tell me I'm jumping to conclusions. I feel so dirty atm. It's like I've been raped or something. Can I get this guy charged with sexual assault or something?


I have heard that alot of the victims of sexual crimes turn to prostitution. And Im sure you deserved it! Maby you where looking on him in a sexual manner.
:lmao:

[forestchild]

dripping tomuch and he was bang bang bang on toilet seat:P

[Justinian]

Okay, so I went out for some chinese food with my friends. After we are all done I go to the bath room to wash up(chinese food is greasy as fuck). While I'm washing up this old dude with a handle bar mustache comes in and stares at me for a few seconds. Keep in mind I'm the only guy in there, so I'm wondering if he wants something from me. Anyway, he just goes into the stall near me then, and I promptly forget about him. I finish up washing, but then I hear a really faint noise. I can't even tell what it is it's so quiet. So I start drying my hands, but then the noise comes back, and this time it's louder. This time I distinctly hear:

"fap fap fap fap... fapfapfapfap fap fap... fap"

At this point I just kinda said "fuck it, I'm getting out of here" and got out of that place with my hands still dripping with water. God, it was creepy.

nice fake story

[palo god]

lol, someone has a soft spot for clownfoot.

[Kekshorts]

stop being a pussy, you should have slammed down the bathroom door and started fapping right in his face.

[palo god]

stop being a pussy, you should have slammed down the bathroom door and started fapping right in his face.

That wouldn't end well, unless your gay.

[Kekshorts]

lol, someone has a soft spot for clownfoot.
i wish i had german porn stars fapping to me in bathroom stalls, i dunno about you. It's been a dream of mine for quite some time.

[Kekshorts]

That wouldn't end well, unless your gay.
it may if you did it for a few seconds to see his reaction to someone breaking a stall door to interrupt his masturbating just to masturbate right in his face.

[ClownFoot]

I have heard that alot of the victims of sexual crimes turn to prostitution. And Im sure you deserved it! Maby you where looking on him in a sexual manner.
:lmao:

I highly doubt that. I mean, I tried not to make eye contact.

lol, someone has a soft spot for clownfoot.

You guys are jerks. I'm traumatised here! No one even cares!

stop being a pussy, you should have slammed down the bathroom door and started fapping right in his face.

How would that solve my problem? Wouldn't he just, you know, like it?

[tallefred]

How would that solve my problem? Wouldn't he just, you know, like it?

I would have loved it.

Also I just want you to know how very good you were. SOOO good. In fact I think I will go for round 2 right now.

[Kurog]

clownfoot you cant expect us to care we aint carebears
and aye talk of chinese food made me hungry : P

[Lethn]

Any one else feeling like having chinese food tonight?

For some strange reason I have a strange craving for curry... Shame it's 1:20am right now.... The thought of clownfoot of all people going ewwwww is really funny lol :D

[ZeaL-]

I think you are being inconsiderate about other peoples needs.

[ClownFoot]

I think you are being inconsiderate about other peoples needs.

And I think you guys are all being inconsiderate about my feelings.

[ZeaL-]

No, you aren't listening.

[Protonix]

What the fuck, when I said that I wanted to do that with you, you said no, but now you go ahead and let some fucking old guy with a handlebar mustache do it?

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[Kaorn]

Any one else feeling like having chinese food tonight?

I do, but I would probably go with take out.

[slugy]

Okay, so I went out for some chinese food with my friends. After we are all done I go to the bath room to wash up(chinese food is greasy as fuck). While I'm washing up this old dude with a handle bar mustache comes in and stares at me for a few seconds. Keep in mind I'm the only guy in there, so I'm wondering if he wants something from me. Anyway, he just goes into the stall near me then, and I promptly forget about him. I finish up washing, but then I hear a really faint noise. I can't even tell what it is it's so quiet. So I start drying my hands, but then the noise comes back, and this time it's louder. This time I distinctly hear:

"fap fap fap fap... fapfapfapfap fap fap... fap"

At this point I just kinda said "fuck it, I'm getting out of here" and got out of that place with my hands still dripping with water. God, it was creepy.


you were the last thing he saw before fapping.

[Ammon777]

you were the last thing he saw before fapping.

ahahaha so true. :ohno:

[ClownFoot]

What the fuck, when I said that I wanted to do that with you, you said no, but now you go ahead and let some fucking old guy with a handlebar mustache do it?

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But he never asked me first! He never gave me the chance to say no.

[Qikdraw]

Was it Sen. Larry Craig??

[Ammon777]

Was it Sen. Larry Craig??
No, he woulda asked for oral by using the palm upwardz signal.

[Dazarthas]

Sucks to be you, ClownFoot... though tonight I was hanging out with some friends, and one of them got hit on by gay guys. He'll never wear sandals at the mall again...

[Baralis]

So I start drying my hands

my hands still dripping.

Are you sure you didnt assist?

[Madrandomize]

So you are clownfoot from forumfall?


FAP FAP FAP FAP NOM NOM FAP FAP NOM FAP FAP


High five!

Splooch!!

[Layedballer]

You are a moron there are real Chinese restaurants around. He did not specify which it was, so you cant know whether eh was talking about a restaurant or a fast food place.

Give you a hint, he used the term greasy. REAL Chinese is NOT greasy at all
That being said, sucks to be you, but at least you were thought of while someone was masturbating:sly:

[Zwarp]

Okay, so I went out for some chinese food with my friends. After we are all done I go to the bath room to wash up(chinese food is greasy as fuck). While I'm washing up this old dude with a handle bar mustache comes in and stares at me for a few seconds. Keep in mind I'm the only guy in there, so I'm wondering if he wants something from me. Anyway, he just goes into the stall near me then, and I promptly forget about him. I finish up washing, but then I hear a really faint noise. I can't even tell what it is it's so quiet. So I start drying my hands, but then the noise comes back, and this time it's louder. This time I distinctly hear:

"fap fap fap fap... fapfapfapfap fap fap... fap"

At this point I just kinda said "fuck it, I'm getting out of here" and got out of that place with my hands still dripping with water. God, it was creepy.

are you cute?

[Ocoma]

ClownFoot, does it bother you that I fap to your sigpic? :ohno:

[Ababoba]

Why didn't you go fap with him?

[Layedballer]

Why didn't you go fap with him?

He's shy :(