arguement between 2 drunks over penis size escalates into a gunfight leaving 3 dead

[Marrik]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20080911111707939C544430


in a bar in south africa, 2 drunk guys were peeing at the urinals, when they got into an arguement about who had a bigger penis. their groups of friends got involved in the arguement.

it escalated to a scuffle, shortly after which one of the groups went to their cars, armed themselves, and came back in shooting. 3 people were killed and 2 more were injured.

the 5 men who did the shooting, including 2 cops, were arrested the next morning.


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Three people were shot dead and two others are fighting for their lives after a remark about a patron's penis size escalated into a bloodbath at a tavern in Umbilo, Durban, on Wednesday night.

Horrified customers ducked for cover as gunmen opened fire at the Merseyside Pub and Tavern on Hillier Road.

Five men, including two police officers, were arrested at 4am on Thursday.

Police said Nick Jansen van Rensburg, 57, and Rory Menzes, 40, were both shot in the chest and Shawn Strydom, 33, was shot in the head. All three men died at the scene. Two men were wounded and were rushed to a local hospital.

A police source said the two groups of men had been inside the tavern watching the World Cup qualifying game between England and Croatia last night.

"At some stage, one man from each group went into the tavern's toilets and there was an argument over the size of their penises."

When the men returned to their friends the argument escalated.

"At some stage some of the men went outside and there was a scuffle. One group returned to the tavern to watch the game and the other group remained outside," the source said.

"The men then went to their cars, opened their boots and returned to the tavern where they opened fire on the five men."

He said the shooters then casually exited the tavern, jumped into their vehicles and left.

Police spokesperson Inspector Michael Read said the altercation started at 9pm. He said that after an argument in the car park one group had returned to the pub, leaving the other group in the carpark.

Read said the men then entered and in a "precision style" picked out the five men they had had the argument with.

"The station commissioner of the Umbilo police station then formed a task team and by 4am four men had been arrested," Read said.

A witness to the shooting, Michelle Andrew, who works at the tavern, said she suspected there would be a fight when a group of men approached the other in a dispute over the size of their penises.

"Things turned nasty very quickly and they decided to have a fight outside," said Michelle Andrew. "I decided to herd regular customers to the back of the bar when one group of men, who were regulars at the pub, walked back in."

Andrew said she was standing at the front of the tavern when she saw the other group of men approach with guns drawn.

"I was trying to get patrons inside and to close the door but they were big, strong guys and they just barged in. One of the guys who was killed actually pulled me out for the way," she said, the events of last night's horror only just sinking in.

"One of the patrons had been coming here for twelve years. I can't explain what it was like to sit on a bloody floor and comfort people you've known for a long time as they are dying," she said.

Andrew's husband, Louis, was one of those injured, the bullet grazing the back of his head.

[alfaroverall]

Penis size is serious business. So is e-penis size.

Also, good to have you back posting "wtf?!" news stories, Marrik.

[Drunkenork]

.... issues.

[Fro]

Cops who kill people over who has the bigger wanger. We need more of that.

[Lioness]

*sigh* What is with men and their penises?

I'm beginning to think men obsess over penises more than women do... Which is scary.

I don't think I'd ever kill Pamela Anderson just because she has bigger boobs than me...

[Lethn]

This is why I think people who try to diss others over things like that are idiots.

I'm beginning to think men obsess over penises more than women do... Which is scary.

LOL :D

[ClownFoot]

Some people may think this got a little extreme, but come on folks. Do you really wanna walk out of a bar with everyone in there knowing you have a small penis? Of course not, you would have done the same thing.

[Lethn]

People that take the piss out of another persons penis size or inability with women are either trying to cover up how pathetic they are or are homosexuals trying to hide it, enough said really.

[Spades Felligan]

*sigh* What is with men and their penises?

I'm beginning to think men obsess over penises more than women do... Which is scary.

I don't think I'd ever kill Pamela Anderson just because she has bigger boobs than me...

TROLL ALERT.

[Lioness]

TROLL ALERT.

LOL how is that trolling?

Trolling would be me saying something about religion or what currently released online game is the best... Or anything having to do with WoW whatsoever...

[VidarDf]

Some people may think this got a little extreme, but come on folks. Do you really wanna walk out of a bar with everyone in there knowing you have a small penis? Of course not, you would have done the same thing.


its true, i'll shoot 10 guys and a girl if i thought one of them had a bigger penis then me.. let alone 5.

[Drunkenork]

*sigh* What is with men and their penises?

I'm beginning to think men obsess over penises more than women do... Which is scary.

I don't think I'd ever kill Pamela Anderson just because she has bigger boobs than me...

Well I know in California at least the amount of boob jobs here suggest differently, also I have never seen two men break info fights over a sales at stores.

[Spades Felligan]

LOL how is that trolling?

Trolling would be me saying something about religion or what currently released online game is the best... Or anything having to do with WoW whatsoever...

It's obvious you're not a real girl. Girls don't exist on the internet. Hence, you're a troll pretending to be. Any thread concerning the subject of women in them will instantly be turned into a 50+ page cluster fuck before being locked,

[Largion]

It must have been small dicks to be that insecure about the size.

[ClownFoot]

It's obvious you're not a real girl. Girls don't exist on the internet. Hence, you're a troll pretending to be. Any thread concerning the subject of women in them will instantly be turned into a 50+ page cluster fuck before being locked,

Actually, she posted pics last night.

[Spades Felligan]

Then again, any topic about penis size will also turn into a 50+ page clusterfuck before being locked too.

[Lioness]

It's obvious you're not a real girl. Girls don't exist on the internet. Hence, you're a troll pretending to be. Any thread concerning the subject of women in them will instantly be turned into a 50+ page cluster fuck before being locked,

No, seeing as how that has already happened and I proved I'm a girl, that won't happen as long as a moron doesn't come along and try to say: "No! I want the internet to be a sausagefest! Girls don't exist! Gimme' more penis!".

Like you just did.

[Spades Felligan]

Actually, she posted pics last night.

Where?

[wertyn]

whats so funny about that article?

[VidarDf]

whats so funny about that article?


ummm that 5 people got shot.. duhh.

[Lioness]

whats so funny about that article?

Well... It's about guns... penises.... a pub... men....

Sounds like a joke to me.

[ClownFoot]

It's funny because people died. Death is hilarious, especially when it's over something like penis size.

[Spades Felligan]

No, seeing as how that has already happened and I proved I'm a girl, that won't happen as long as a moron doesn't come along and try to say: "No! I want the internet to be a sausagefest! Girls don't exist! Gimme' more penis!".

Like you just did.

It's awfully conspicuous when a 'girl' on the internet flaunts her gender with a name like "Lioness" with a sig depicting a Blondie, makes pithy remarks about men, and manages to find a way talk about her breasts in a thread about blowing people away over penis size. "Hey look everyone! I'm a girl!"

You should meet Brilliant from AS some time.

[Sin]

My penis is bigger then all of ya'lls.

[Lioness]

It's awfully conspicuous when a 'girl' on the internet flaunts her gender with a name like "Lioness" with a sig depicting a Blondie, makes pithy remarks about men, and manages to find a way talk about her breasts in a thread about blowing people away over penis size. "Hey look everyone! I'm a girl!"

You should meet Brilliant from AS some time.

Oh, sorry... Should I instead act like a man...?

That post makes absolutely no sense. OBVIOUSLY I'm going to fucking act like a girl, I'm a girl. I don't even know how to respond to that idiocy...

And my sig rocks. =_=

And it's not my fault men are stupid...

[Lethn]

You mean like clownfoot and most people do with flaunting about how cool they are all the time even though they're clearly not?

[VidarDf]

Oh, sorry... Should I instead act like a man...?

That post makes absolutely no sense. OBVIOUSLY I'm going to fucking act like a girl, I'm a girl. I don't even know how to respond to that idiocy...

And my sig rocks. =_=

And it's not my fault men are stupid...


that seems strangely very... non hetero.

[Sin]

And it's not my fault men are stupid...

U HAV OHFFENDID ME!

EY DIMEND UHPOLEOGIES

[emasame]

i wonder who won, the bigger wangs or the smaller wangs

[Lioness]

that seems strangely very... non hetero.

That's because I'm bi...

But this thread has absolutely nothing to do with me or my sexuality. =_=

It has to do with penises and killing people.

[ClownFoot]

You mean like clownfoot and most people do with flaunting about how cool they are all the time even though they're clearly not?

You motherfucker! I hope you get anally penetrated by a knife tonight.

[Agge]

I thought al black people had huge dicks?

[ClownFoot]

I thought al black people had huge dicks?

It was an arguement about which was huger.

[VidarDf]

That's because I'm bi...

But this thread has absolutely nothing to do with me or my sexuality. =_=

It has to do with penises and killing people.


what have you done lioness! you just stepped into a whole new level of forumfall stalking. now your not just a cute girl in a civic.. your a cute girl that likes other cute girls in civics. you poor girl:)

[Fro]

Where?

Yeh, where?

[Lethn]

You motherfucker! I hope you get anally penetrated by a knife tonight.

I'd love them to try when I'm in a locked house and have a sword in my room that'd be bigger than their dick and knife put together.

No seriously, I also have a spear that's even bigger but that's in a storage area because it's a pain to keep around my bedroom >_<.

[Sin]

Yeh, where?

Yeah, that's right. WHERE?

[Lioness]

Yeah, that's right. WHERE?

Are you people serious? =_=...

Wow.

ClownFoot I'm starting to think you were right..

[Lindorn]

I'm beginning to think men obsess over penises more than women do... Which is scary.

Actually the reason men obsess over penis size is because it's part of the selection process women use to pick men from a survival standpoint. I'm not saying it matters in any sexual way (most women say it doesn't in surveys), but it's the image and self confidence stigma associated with it. Women care whether they realize it or not. And if a woman has a litmus test for choosing a mate, naturally men are going to argue and compete over who passes that test most effectively.

[Fro]

Are you people serious? =_=...

Wow.

ClownFoot I'm starting to think you were right..
You damn right we're serious. Oh and never do anything to even remotely boost clownfoots ego.

[ClownFoot]

I'd love them to try when I'm in a locked house and have a sword in my room that'd be bigger than their dick and knife put together.

No seriously, I also have a spear that's even bigger but that's in a storage area because it's a pain to keep around my bedroom >_<.

So you would stab your own mother if she was trying to anally penetrate you with a knife? Or what if the attacker took your sword and used that instead of a knife. Then what? Would you take it like a man or cry like a little baby?

[Agge]

It was an arguement about which was huger.

I think that leaves me with one conclussion.

Guy number one: IT'S OVER 9000!!

Guy number two: ...

Guy number two to number three: get the gun.

[ClownFoot]

Are you people serious? =_=...

Wow.

ClownFoot I'm starting to think you were right..

I am always right. But NOOOOOoooOOO, don't listen to me. I'm only so fucking awsome that I know everything.

You damn right we're serious. Oh and never do anything to even remotely boost clownfoots ego.

It's too late! This is like an orgasm for me! People think I am right, that means people think I am god and the rightful ruler of the earth. It has been said, you cannot take it back.

[VidarDf]

So you would stab your own mother if she was trying to anally penetrate you with a knife? Or what if the attacker took your sword and used that instead of a knife. Then what? Would you take it like a man or cry like a little baby?


i'd cry like a little baby clownfoot:(

[Lioness]

It's too late! This is like an orgasm for me! People think I am right, that means people think I am god and the rightful ruler of the earth. It has been said, you cannot take it back.

I just accidentally gave a guy an orgasm over the internet... Weird...

[Lethn]

So you would stab your own mother if she was trying to anally penetrate you with a knife? Or what if the attacker took your sword and used that instead of a knife. Then what? Would you take it like a man or cry like a little baby?

Break her neck or knock her out? I did mention I do martial arts right? But honestly I'm not looking to start an e-peen war here :D I was just joking anyway just still in a bit of a mood over 'that' thread which was posted ;)

[ClownFoot]

i'd cry like a little baby clownfoot:(

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

[VidarDf]

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.


i was only crying before in theory.. now i'm really crying! I HATE YOU!

[ClownFoot]

I just accidentally gave a guy an orgasm over the internet... Weird...

It was no accident. You knew what you were doing.

Break her neck or knock her out? I did mention I do martial arts right? But honestly I'm not looking to start an e-peen war here :D I was just joking anyway just still in a bit of a mood over 'that' thread which was posted ;)

What thread? I'm curious.

[Lindorn]

Thread derailed.

[emasame]

whos the not sure if i want chick in your sig clownfoot, anyway.

[ClownFoot]

whos the not sure if i want chick in your sig clownfoot, anyway.

No idea. Epicor made it for me, and apparently he used his wife to pose for sigs before, so maybe that's it?

[emasame]

youre using a pic of his wife in your sig.
lololol
ask him for nudes.

[ClownFoot]

The choo-choo train has left the rails! Everyone evacuate to prevent loss of life(and/or infractions).

[emasame]

this could be worse than the metro crash that happened here in california.

[Lindorn]

Well it certainly helped me make the decision as to whether ill be letting my girlfriend take the metro link to work.

[Fro]

Well it certainly helped me make the decision as to whether ill be letting my girlfriend take the metro link to work.

Letting?

[emasame]

you dont put your women on a leash?

[Spades Felligan]

That's because I'm bi...

But this thread has absolutely nothing to do with me or my sexuality. =_=


Well, you just made it about your sexuality.

Your essence of man-meat is now too obvious now, faker!

[Fro]

you dont put your women on a leash?

Only when i'm felling kinky.

[Lioness]

Well, you just made it about your sexuality.

Your essence of man-meat is now too obvious now, faker!

Lmao, whatever...

You act like I care what one ass hole who can't even make ONE on-topic post thinks.

[Spades Felligan]

You're not familiar with OT, are you?

[Dazarthas]

If people could kill each other over the internet, articles like this would be commonplace... but replace penis size with e-peen.

[Bodu]

It's awfully conspicuous when a 'girl' on the internet flaunts her gender with a name like "Lioness" with a sig depicting a Blondie, makes pithy remarks about men, and manages to find a way talk about her breasts in a thread about blowing people away over penis size. "Hey look everyone! I'm a girl!"

You should meet Brilliant from AS some time.

"Her" breasts... well that's an assumption right there.... he was probably just talking about his man-boobs

[Mordhak]

So guns really are compensational behaviour.

[Sin]

Off topic means you derail topic with off topic subjects.

AMIDOINITRIGHT?

[Jarkovii]

Before you know it, Lioness is going to pull out a 9 and start blasting Forumfallers because they have a bigger penis than her.

This train fell off the fucking bridge.

[Lindorn]

If we all lived in the world of action movies, Spades would run through the crossfire of 70 heavily armed terrorists to stop the leader from hitting the nuclear detonator. We'd all like at him and be like "he's insane". But he'd still be the one saving the world. Then when we saw his victory we too would wish we had done this.

[Vanno]

I thought al black people had huge dicks?

I thought it was only African-Americans, the rest weren't breeders.

[Jackhowitzer]

This is exactly why people shouldn't talk shit over the internet.

[Vanno]

This is exactly why people shouldn't talk shit over the internet.

What is?

[Lethn]

This is exactly why people shouldn't talk shit over the internet.

*agrees and smacks head on table repeatedly from despair*

[Someone]

I think we're all missing some important points here. First, South Africans are fucking crazy. Not only did they not respect the urinal code of conduct by mentioning other mens penises, they also didn't abide by the binding result of a bar brawl. Instead they go and get guns and kill the winners, this is not cool, waiting outside and jumping the winners and beating the piss out of them is acceptable, to be crying vaginas over your loss and then get guns to get even is not acceptable.

Second. Where are the pictures. We have been told that there are pictures that may or may not be facked that a woman here is in fact really a woman. Still they have not been delivered, instead you guys have been derailed with topics of knife sodomy and the likes, which although interesting is not what you should be focusing on. For shame guys, soon people will think that we're just sick twisted loons instead of sick twister desperatedly looney homicidal lunatics with pyromanic tendencies.

[Lioness]

If you people are really hell-bent on seeing my pictures, show me or make a thread compiled of forumfallers' pictures... I'm not going to just post my pictures on a random thread... I can't believe I'm even posting this. =_=

[Someone]

If you people are really hell-bent on seeing my pictures, show me or make a thread compiled of forumfallers' pictures... I'm not going to just post my pictures on a random thread... I can't believe I'm even posting this. =_=

And you shouldn't have. For now I have dredged up a topic from earlier this month, behold: http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=65799&highlight=Forumfallers+pictures . An already created picture thread with lots and lots of pics in it, and to many pages for me to go through them all. Now either hold fast to your promise or be held in low regard by probably me and some other guys for as long as we can remeber, which is probably a day or two. Now choose!

[Carl Ragadamn]

If you people are really hell-bent on seeing my pictures, show me or make a thread compiled of forumfallers' pictures... I'm not going to just post my pictures on a random thread... I can't believe I'm even posting this. =_=

There are atleast 2 pic threads a few pages back. It really does not matter if you show your pic or not, the dicks will still be dicks to you.

[Lioness]

There are atleast 2 pic threads a few pages back. It really does not matter if you show your pic or not, the dicks will still be dicks to you.

Well maybe I can get them to stfu for a few days?

[Ezion]

It's funny because people died. Death is hilarious, especially when it's over something small like penis size.
Fix'd and QFT.

[Lindorn]

Well maybe I can get them to stfu for a few days?

Id say this is one of those ignorance is bliss situations. I'd avoid it personally.

[Lioness]

Id say this is one of those ignorance is bliss situations. I'd avoid it personally.

Too late.

[Lindorn]

Too late.

You have unleashed hell's wrath. May God have mercy on your soul!

[Madrandomize]

Nice story.
Natural selection on its finest.

Darwin wins again.

[Hackapell]

This derailed and not in a useful way.