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Kusghuul
09-11-2008, 09:58
http://nordeurope.kp.ru/daily/24160/374185/
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/artikkel.php?artid=525934

Couldn't find it in English, but...

A bunch of Russian Satanist cannibals stabbed 4 other Russian youths (1 boy and 3 girls) 666 times each before eating various limbs and body parts. 8 men with connections to the Russian Satanist community are currently held by the police. The 4 youths also had connections with the growing Satanist community in Jaroslavl. 4 of the men held in custody are also under investigation of exhuming a dead woman from a cemetary. They're also known to have eaten a cat.

Discuss.

Oniloke
09-11-2008, 10:04
in genrall... russians are fucked up!

Weeking
09-11-2008, 10:09
It's not illegal to eat a cat.

Kusghuul
09-11-2008, 10:10
It's not illegal to eat a cat.

In Russia it seems to be.

EDIT: Reading through it again, they weren't under investigation for eating a cat, it's only noted that they had eaten one.

Oniloke
09-11-2008, 10:23
It's not illegal to eat a cat.

It's illegal in norway.. and sweden, denmark, england... alot of countries!

Valroth
09-11-2008, 10:29
They seem like some good old fashioned fun-loving blokes.

Runiat
09-11-2008, 10:42
It's illegal in norway.. and sweden, denmark, england... alot of countries!
No.. I'm fairly certain it's not.

Of course, only very few professional butchers deal in cat-meat, so depending on how you kill it you might be guilty of animal abuse, but while I'm no lawyer I do know how to use google and I do know where to find the laws of Denmark.

Social Taboo != Law

Lethn
09-11-2008, 10:43
Do those Russian satanists have women in their group as well? *shivers and cowers in a corner*

Sidius
09-11-2008, 10:46
Messed up, i think this takes the cake over that decaptitation etc on that bus in Canada.

Sazchu
09-11-2008, 10:51
well, every religion has some fucked up people.

Corpse
09-11-2008, 11:00
I wonder what happens if they lose count stabbing exactly 666 times.

Carbonlegend
09-11-2008, 11:03
Its funny though. They list all there prolific crimes and then at the end. Most heinous crime of all they ate Mr Tibbles the local cat.

losinglife
09-11-2008, 12:20
good old russians, they never leave you dissapointed.

pedro del negro
09-11-2008, 12:35
I wonder what happens if they lose count stabbing exactly 666 times.

they go to heaven...

Helgeran
09-11-2008, 12:37
Reality is always more silly and fucked up than any writer would dare write.

Ziegler
09-11-2008, 13:01
I eat pussy too.......:eek:


You sure those werent american tourists? I thought only americans were supposed to be that fucked up.

Was it Denmark a few years ago that had to let a man go for screwing cows...cause there wasnt a law against it on the books?

Kusghuul
09-11-2008, 13:01
I eat pussy too.......:eek:


You sure those werent american tourists? I thought only americans were supposed to be that fucked up.

Was it Denmark a few years ago that had to let a man go for screwing cows...cause there wasnt a law against it on the books?

And I was damn lucky, I tell you!

Ziegler
09-11-2008, 13:24
And I was damn lucky, I tell you!

hey man...if you can go where a bull has been, my hat's off to ya.

Scully
09-11-2008, 14:15
It's the new evul! A satanist commie cannibal! Only ones evil enough to match are the jews.

Surly
09-11-2008, 14:21
Most interesting thing in this thread is that it's illegal to eat cats in some countries. I'm going to go kill and eat a cat this week just to bask in my freedoms.

bluthorn
09-11-2008, 14:26
o_O..
O_o....

How did they count out 666 separate knife stabs? I mean, what with the gore flying everwhere I would've lost count

Carl Ragadamn
09-11-2008, 14:28
Most interesting thing in this thread is that it's illegal to eat cats in some countries. I'm going to go kill and eat a cat this week just to bask in my freedoms.

My bet is you get arrested and put in jail for a few days, before the legal system figures out that it is not illegal. They will then release you and tell you to not do it again, or they will arrest you for not compiling with Law Enforcement.

Aragoni
09-11-2008, 14:52
Aw man.....! I always wanted to be part of a Satanic cult when I was 13 and just discovered Black Metal. :(

Helgeran
09-11-2008, 15:03
Most interesting thing in this thread is that it's illegal to eat cats in some countries. I'm going to go kill and eat a cat this week just to bask in my freedoms.
No it's not illegal to eat them. Slaughtering without a license is. That poor fool had customs and laws mixed up.

Killuminati
09-11-2008, 15:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk

Kusghuul
09-11-2008, 15:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk

Poor dog!

Etrurian_Akab
09-11-2008, 15:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk

That's totally a futurama head"!!!!

All hail to the science progress!!!
I want my living head in a glass!!!

And don't care, it's just a dog... that head dog could save many... human heads??? jajajaja....

Killuminati
09-11-2008, 16:21
jajajaja....

We laugh like this is in forumfall...hahahahaah. I don't wanna see that again Mr.

tallefred
09-11-2008, 16:22
Goddamn Russians and their religious oppression.

palo god
09-11-2008, 16:56
http://nordeurope.kp.ru/daily/24160/374185/
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/artikkel.php?artid=525934

Couldn't find it in English, but...

A bunch of Russian Satanist cannibals stabbed 4 other Russian youths (1 boy and 3 girls) 666 times each before eating various limbs and body parts. 8 men with connections to the Russian Satanist community are currently held by the police. The 4 youths also had connections with the growing Satanist community in Jaroslavl. 4 of the men held in custody are also under investigation of exhuming a dead woman from a cemetary. They're also known to have eaten a cat.

Discuss.

I'm sure no one from any other country has ever done this before.:rolleyes:

epicor
09-11-2008, 17:00
this is an odd one, but i honestly cant feel more than just a little sorry for the youths. Getting involved in satanism is pretty much asking for something retarded to happen to you. Even if you arent worshipping the biblical satan, any kind of 'dark arts' type worship is bound to lead to trouble

Any santarians here? Thats some scary nonsense too, if you believe in demons etc. of course.

Kenuat
09-13-2008, 09:49
you guys believe every text you reading? what about using good ol' brain?

Helgeran
09-13-2008, 09:55
I'm sure no one from any other country has ever done this before.:rolleyes:
Yeah those ruskies shouldn't feel so damn special, we have 3-4 satanist cannibal cults revealed each year.