What drugs were involved?

[stalwart]

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.


Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.


oh shit. seriously?


if this happened to me, i'd roll over, go back to sleep, and in the morning, go to a shrink and get some anti-gay pills for having gay dreams.


http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

[Reikson]

wasnt there already a huge thread on this or was that another forum?

[Lysandor]

Uh...

[stalwart]

yea, but this has a poll. new and improved version.

[Zionist]

Re-post I think.


Either, the story was epic. I mean imagine waking up at night and seeing someone rubbing seasoning on your body then smacking you around with a sausage.

[Reikson]

yea, but this has a poll. new and improved version.

sorry for questioning you master of forumfall

[stalwart]

sorry for questioning you master of forumfall

it's just an excuse for failing to use search. fucking a. the story is less than a day old and didn't think to use search.

[Khumash-Gor]

i voted lsd... anyone know the answer?

[Jackhowitzer]

I just posted this yesterday..

[Jackhowitzer]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=67624

[stalwart]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=67624

lmao, mine's already almost better.

and your big text got nuked?

[Jackhowitzer]

lmao, mine's already almost better.

and your big text got nuked?

No, I changed it as it messed up, and yours may have a poll, but it's still a cheap knock off of the original (mine) :P.

[tallefred]

Definitely weed. I think we should implement a death penalty for using it.

[stalwart]

No, I changed it as it messed up, and yours may have a poll, but it's still a cheap knock off of the original (mine) :P.

this gives me an idea for a forumfall contest. two people post the exact same thread at the exact same time. whichever one gets the most replies wins. also, a lock means immediate lose.

Definitely weed. I think we should implement a death penalty for using it.

weed? no wai. i put that in there as a gimme... if this guy would've done some pot before this, he would've ended up chillin on his couch and being cool. the second sentence makes me think you're trolling.

[Jackhowitzer]

Here, I'll leave you with a piece of advice Stalwart, damn it they don't have the USE SEARCH READ THE FAQ smileys anymore.. :(.

[Jackhowitzer]

this gives me an idea for a forumfall contest. two people post the exact same thread at the exact same time. whichever one gets the most replies wins. also, a lock means immediate lose.

Or whoever posts it first wins, and the one that posts second loses because he's fat and can't win the race. :P Using the fat/race as a metaphor. Not actually calling you that lol.

[Tzacharu]

this gives me an idea for a forumfall contest. two people post the exact same thread at the exact same time. whichever one gets the most replies wins. also, a lock means immediate lose.



weed? no wai. i put that in there as a gimme... if this guy would've done some pot before this, he would've ended up chillin on his couch and being cool. the second sentence makes me think you're trolling.

I'm in!

[stalwart]

wow, learn2edit your posts to reply. fucking double-poster. that's why your threads suck, eh?

[Jackhowitzer]

Or you could learn to actually use the fucking search before you post an old news story like a forumfall nublet.

[ClownFoot]

LSD. Definitely LSD.

[Whisky Bob]

You must be kidding me LSD wins. I guess no one ever had LSD. Such thing as the guy did can be caused by ayahuasca or ecstasy

[Jackhowitzer]

Meh, I voted LSD..

[stalwart]

You must be kidding me LSD wins. I guess no one ever had LSD. Such thing as the guy did can be caused by ayahuasca or ecstasy

i kind of lumped ecstasy into the rest of the amphetamines.

Meh, I voted LSD..

good to see you fell in and joined my thread. thanks!

[Grim_Hellfire]

does games count .. i mean like they get you addicted and it'll ruin you

[stalwart]

does games count .. i mean like they get you addicted and it'll ruin you

lol. i can see it... after a 200 hour darkfall binge, 500 angsty teenagers lost their mind and went around slapping people with their sausages (2 inches this time) and robbing them.

[RootBeerFloat]

Eh, I could see somethin like that on weed, be some funny shit to do. That is if your used to breaking into peoples houses, weed wont really make you do anything you wouldn't do normally.

[Nefastus]

I suspect crack and/or LSD.

[Salo]

Re-post I think.


Either, the story was epic. I mean imagine waking up at night and seeing someone rubbing seasoning on your body then smacking you around with a sausage.


I'd assume I had somehow become an extra in a monty python sketch...

[Parabola]

All of the people answering LSD are fucking hilarious and fucking morons. Fucking hilarious because I get a good laugh out of peoples presumptions of hallucinogens and fucking morons because they know absolutely nothing about LSD and yet hold opinions on it.

[tallefred]

weed? no wai. i put that in there as a gimme... if this guy would've done some pot before this, he would've ended up chillin on his couch and being cool. the second sentence makes me think you're trolling.

Course I'm trolling. Unless there actually are people who think there should be a death penalty for using weed??

[emasame]

no idea

ive never tried lsd, but judging from what ive heard of the effects it could be possible but i dont think so.

so i picked other.

[Bellangeri]

Lol I Smack You Wit Sausage!

[Goty]

Definitely that Whacky Mary J.

[Commuted]

Amphetamines

But not E
It can't be E

[Nefastus]

All of the people answering LSD are fucking hilarious and fucking morons. Fucking hilarious because I get a good laugh out of peoples presumptions of hallucinogens and fucking morons because they know absolutely nothing about LSD and yet hold opinions on it.

It actually seems as you have absolutely no clue about LSD. If you don't think it could make someone trip so bad to commit some thing, then you have no knowledge of LSD and it's possible effects. I personally seen people trip so bad that they'd go running naked around the forest in the middle of the winter yelling that they are a ghost and nobody can see them, then find them trying to cover themselves with snow because they thought that trees were alive and trying to get him.

Even mushrooms can be trippy. Back in the high school, a class mate ate an 8th of shrooms in class and in the middle of a quiz got up and ran out of class and school yelling that he was being chased by Mickey Mouse with a knife. He jumped and held on to the back of the bus until cops pulled him off.

Hallucinogens can give you an amazing and inspiring trip but they can also turn you into a lunatic psycho capable of doing anything.

[Maize]

It actually seems as you have absolutely no clue about LSD. If you don't think it could make someone trip so bad to commit some thing, then you have no knowledge of LSD and it's possible effects. I personally seen people trip so bad that they'd go running naked around the forest in the middle of the winter yelling that they are a ghost and nobody can see them, then find them trying to cover themselves with snow because they thought that trees were alive and trying to get him.

Even mushrooms can be trippy. Back in the high school, a class mate ate an 8th of shrooms in class and in the middle of a quiz got up and ran out of class and school yelling that he was being chased by Mickey Mouse with a knife. He jumped and held on to the back of the bus until cops pulled him off.

Hallucinogens can give you an amazing and inspiring trip but they can also turn you into a lunatic psycho capable of doing anything.

This man speaks the truth. But only in larger quantities, or a bad bit of lsd.
What this guy did seems more like the village idiot's idea of a bad joke than pure crazy. Maybe with some coke or speeders thrown into the mix.

[Paralda]

One drug: Pure Genius. Pure genius and Meth.

[Kietharr]

Most likely LSD and/or shrooms if it was just one drug.

[Grim_Hellfire]

lol. i can see it... after a 200 hour darkfall binge, 500 angsty teenagers lost their mind and went around slapping people with their sausages (2 inches this time) and robbing them.

don't forget rubbing spices

[losinglife]

how many threads on this do we have running... yeesh