View Full Version : Whats in your Pockets
Reikson
09-09-2008, 08:06 PM
I have keys, a knife, a phone, earphones and of course my wallet. What is in your pockets?
jonyak
09-09-2008, 08:06 PM
a hole
Reikson
09-09-2008, 08:07 PM
where does said "hole" lead to? someplace fun?
jonyak
09-09-2008, 08:08 PM
where does said "hole" lead to? someplace fun?
my dick.:D
Capricious
09-09-2008, 08:09 PM
Why do you care what is in my pocket? Pervert.
Oh, and way to contribute another shitty thread to OT.
shnedit
09-09-2008, 08:13 PM
3 Lighters, some mints and a fiver that a had forgotten about untill now.
Cheers!
Temet nosce
09-09-2008, 08:13 PM
Currently nothing, but if I was going somewhere I'd be wearing different clothing and a coat in which case I'd have...
Pipe
Stuff to fill pipe
Three lighters
Cigars
Multitool
Knife (Serious as opposed to the multitool)
Keys
Money
Guillotine (for the cigars)
Water bottle
Painkillers
Cell phone
(Possible extras)
Flashlight
Scale
Alcohol
Soda
Lighter fluid
etc...
I carry a great deal in my pockets when I'm actually doing anything. Probably why I almost always wear a jacket.
Red Morgan
09-09-2008, 08:21 PM
A gnome.
Spikey
09-09-2008, 08:22 PM
C4,
Lube,
Wallet,
Mobile Phone,
Prosthetic Leg,
Lamp Shade,
Ipod,
Headphones,
General Purpose Sealant.
Corpse
09-09-2008, 08:22 PM
My hand was as I opened this thread, other then that nothing.
Zwarp
09-09-2008, 08:22 PM
Wallet hiding my secret penis-door.
Currently nothing, but if I was going somewhere I'd be wearing different clothing and a coat in which case I'd have...
Pipe
Stuff to fill pipe - I bet its the green stuff
Three lighters
Cigars
Multitool
Knife (Serious as opposed to the multitool)
Keys
Money
Guillotine (for the cigars)
Water bottle
Painkillers
Cell phone
(Possible extras)
Flashlight
Scale
Alcohol
Soda
Lighter fluid
etc...
I carry a great deal in my pockets when I'm actually doing anything. Probably why I almost always wear a jacket.
2 Cell Phones (1 work/1 personal)
1 Wallet
Keys
Money and money clip
Thats it.
Titanium Buck knive 110
€ 130.00 in a moneyfold
creditcard holder with a few cards
little seal bag with 5 grams purple power
lighter
1gb mem chip
Shads
09-09-2008, 08:27 PM
A squad of female strippers. Actually they're in my pants right now.
I'm not wearing any pants.
Killuminati
09-09-2008, 08:28 PM
A bazooka
shnedit
09-09-2008, 08:29 PM
A bazooka
Nickname for your dong? I call mine MAX.
Zwarp
09-09-2008, 08:30 PM
Nickname for your dong? I call mine MAX.
Why? Mine doesn't have a name, its amnesic.
Nickname for your dong? I call mine MAX.
Excuse me?
Killuminati
09-09-2008, 08:31 PM
Nickname for your dong? I call mine MAX.
sounds like a name for a little feller.
holychicken
09-09-2008, 08:33 PM
The poster above me's hand.
I kindly ask that you remove it, it is freaking me out.
Lotharr
09-09-2008, 08:35 PM
Both of my hands, at this very moment.
Killuminati
09-09-2008, 08:35 PM
The poster above me's hand.
I kindly ask that you remove it, it is freaking me out.
I didn't know you had dreams like that. Maybe, we can meet up as long as you wear a furry costume so I can get turned on.
Whisky Bob
09-09-2008, 08:37 PM
Stardust
Golden Brown
Lucy in the sky with Diamonds
Master25
09-09-2008, 08:40 PM
A rocket.
When the calender hits 21/12/2012 i will shoot myself to the moon.
holychicken
09-09-2008, 08:43 PM
I didn't know you had dreams like that. Maybe, we can meet up as long as you wear a furry costume so I can get turned on.
Oh, it wasn't a dream, but I might take you up on that offer anyway.
Jangang
09-09-2008, 08:44 PM
1 Pack Camel Filters
1 Bic Lighter
1 Key Ring with keys and a Bus Pass
1 Cell Phone
Exciting eh?
Niles
09-09-2008, 08:45 PM
Nothing at the moment.
tazco
09-09-2008, 08:52 PM
Currently nothing, but if I was going somewhere I'd be wearing different clothing and a coat in which case I'd have...
Pipe
Stuff to fill pipe
Three lighters
Cigars
Multitool
Knife (Serious as opposed to the multitool)
Keys
Money
Guillotine (for the cigars)
Water bottle
Painkillers
Cell phone
(Possible extras)
Flashlight
Scale
Alcohol
Soda
Lighter fluid
etc...
I carry a great deal in my pockets when I'm actually doing anything. Probably why I almost always wear a jacket.
I don`t know but pipe and 3 lighters something tells me its not green its white and problly rock like....
For your sake i hope its windy that you have 3 lighters and that it is green.
Carl Ragadamn
09-09-2008, 09:00 PM
.78 cents
a reciept from lunch
2 loose .45 hollowpoints.
Eclipso
09-09-2008, 09:03 PM
2 lighters ( one not working but be damned if i am going to throw it out!)
£2.53 in various coinage.
Tobacco
Rizlas
Filters
Mobile Phone
Headphones.
Remind me to run if i ever bump into someone from forumfall, you all seem to be carrying knifes!
ClownFoot
09-09-2008, 09:10 PM
The One Ring
Forgin
09-09-2008, 09:11 PM
As soon as I get home I empty my pockets but when I have stuff in my pockets:
Phone
Ipod nano
Keys
Wallet
shnedit
09-09-2008, 09:15 PM
The One Ring
Frodo???
AtanasRikard
09-09-2008, 09:16 PM
Lessee here:
Keys
Wallet
Cell phone
Chapstick
2 Condoms
oh and.... your girlfriend's phone number
ClownFoot
09-09-2008, 09:17 PM
Frodo???
Nope, Bilbo. l2LotR, noob.
shnedit
09-09-2008, 09:17 PM
oh and.... your girlfriend's phone number
You have my hands phone number? WOW WHAT A CLEVER LITTLE HAND I HAVE.
shnedit
09-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Nope, Bilbo. l2LotR, noob.
Hows hiding from sauron comming along?
ClownFoot
09-09-2008, 09:19 PM
Hows hiding from sauron comming along?
Sauron's not a threat atm, that big ass dragon what's-it's-face is.
shnedit
09-09-2008, 09:20 PM
Sauron's not a threat atm, that big ass dragon what's-it's-face is.
Oh. Thats ok then little hobbit! Watch out, goblins may try to rape you!
Jangang
09-09-2008, 09:26 PM
Oh yeah, my wallet too. LOL
LanMandragon
09-09-2008, 09:33 PM
wallet
Keys
Iphone
Nicotine gum
Asthma inhaler (which is odd cause I don't really use it anymore but carry it mostly out of habit I thiink)
ClownFoot
09-09-2008, 09:36 PM
Pen
Wallet
Keys
Change
Phone
Grocery list
Dredgon
09-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Darkfall beta
Brannoc's address
6 pack
no-one
09-09-2008, 09:49 PM
A pack of Marlboro with 18 cigarettes left, one Bic lighter and $24.70
El Chupacabra
09-09-2008, 10:26 PM
nothing
Tzacharu
09-09-2008, 10:30 PM
Wallet
Keys
4GB Flash drive
Atoyota
09-09-2008, 11:07 PM
The eyeball of my pet dog as the end of my key chain, keys and keyring, pack of Trojans (j/k), cigarettes, bic lighter, knife 6" blade with saw and gutting blade C shaped, a flint stone that encases a compass, and odd change and bills... money clip, Cards and ID, no wallet.
tallefred
09-09-2008, 11:10 PM
I have my wallet, some change, papers, tissues, and a hand which is moving vigorously up and down.
AtanasRikard
09-09-2008, 11:12 PM
You have my hands phone number? WOW WHAT A CLEVER LITTLE HAND I HAVE.
Oh, you got me... It was wrong of me to think that any forumfaller (other than myself) was anything more than an unfuckable virgin.
alfaroverall
09-09-2008, 11:12 PM
Nothing, but about an hour ago there was my cell phone, my wallet, and some money.
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