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Aragoni
09-09-2008, 14:48
Hahahahahaha... I'm dieing from laughter atm. Only 1/5th of everyone that's doing the tests get drafted and I, even though I'm a lazy bum, was one of the "lucky" ones.
Probably going to be an "Artilleriunderättelsesoldat (http://www.lumpen.nu/Lumpen/Utbildningar/Egen-sokning/?btkd=GD905&fsgr=2)". I don't know what that is in English but their mission is to find, with a radar, the enemy's artillery and then warn the others.
There's also a possibility that I'll get 2 other professions: 1. Sambandsoldat, förare (http://www.lumpen.nu/Lumpen/Utbildningar/Egen-sokning/?btkd=KO902&fsgr=2). Dunno how to translate this profession though. :)
2. Truck driver (http://www.lumpen.nu/Lumpen/Utbildningar/Egen-sokning/?btkd=MK929&fsgr=2) and their mission (duh..) is just to transport food, ammo and such.

jonyak
09-09-2008, 14:51
good for you?

Weeking
09-09-2008, 14:52
That's not the draft. Draft is only for service during wartime.

Kusghuul
09-09-2008, 14:52
Förare = Führer.

Aragoni, Der Führer.

EDIT: Military Service is what it's called here.

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 14:53
That's not the draft. Draft is only for service during wartime.

True. Military service. Lol. Damn.

Uzik
09-09-2008, 14:53
Enjoy fighting Russia.

Wickfield
09-09-2008, 15:04
You just got served...

or rather, you're now being told to serve. :confused:

doma
09-09-2008, 15:05
Have fun.
I actually had fun as my time as a conscript.
It was pretty cold, but fun.

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 15:06
Have fun.
I actually had fun as my time as a conscript.
It was pretty cold, but fun.

Hopefully I'll have fun too!

stalwart
09-09-2008, 15:07
That's not the draft. Draft is only for service during wartime.

what?

learn2define? (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+draft&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

Lethn
09-09-2008, 15:07
*stares blankly and hoots*

Atnas
09-09-2008, 15:08
Sucks for you!

RiddleSG
09-09-2008, 15:10
You'll look back and be thankfull for the experiences you had while doing Military service, i bet you.

Atnas
09-09-2008, 15:10
Like how he missed Darkfall!

inox
09-09-2008, 15:12
Like how he missed Darkfall!

ha-ha

aragoni, can i have your beta key if you get one? :O pleasepleaspelapelpsalepaslepasle

Killuminati
09-09-2008, 15:12
Why are you laughing about this? I would be pissed.

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 15:13
You'll look back and be thankfull for the experiences you had while doing Military service, i bet you.

Like my father and everyone else? Everyone hated it.


ha-ha

aragoni, can i have your beta key if you get one? :O pleasepleaspelapelpsalepaslepasle

No.

Odinffs
09-09-2008, 15:13
The norwegian army wouldn't let me in, the bastards.

So I think you're lucky, I was one of the few who actually wanted to guard the norwegian-russian border, but couldn't get in because of some previous medical problems.

You'll probably have a good time there anyways.

holychicken
09-09-2008, 15:14
That's not the draft. Draft is only for service during wartime.
Uh, no it isn't. Draft = compulsory military service.

Should I define compulsory or do you think you can look it up for yourself?

inox
09-09-2008, 15:14
No.

But I said the magic word.

Edit; Several times, actually.

Agge
09-09-2008, 15:16
... Soo you got one of them "nintendo jägare" positions.

Yeah um, don't worrie about it is al I got to say.

Weeking
09-09-2008, 15:17
They don't punish people for not showing up for førstegangstjeneste across the border in Norway anymore.

RiddleSG
09-09-2008, 15:17
Like my father and everyone else? Everyone hated it.

Sir Grumps-alot.


Of course you'll hate it if you go in with that Attitude! Just scratch it off as a period of your life to try something that you never would. Chicks fucking dig a positive attitude!

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 15:24
... Soo you got one of them "nintendo jägare" positions.

Yeah um, don't worrie about it is al I got to say.

Nintendo jägare? Please elaborate. :D


Sir Grumps-alot.


Of course you'll hate it if you go in with that Attitude! Just scratch it off as a period of your life to try something that you never would. Chicks fucking dig a positive attitude!

Lucky for YOU I'm gay.

RiddleSG
09-09-2008, 15:26
Nintendo jägare? Please elaborate. :D



Lucky for YOU I'm gay.

Lucky indeed. A/S/L?

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 15:29
Lucky indeed. A/S/L?

18(I support NAMBLA)/Male(G-spot in anus ftw)/Sweden(flexible).

paade
09-09-2008, 15:33
youll do fine (http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg )

Pcheez
09-09-2008, 15:35
Lol.

I get away from draft, 1 year compulsory army service.

See if it was just service it wouldnt be bad, but 8 months of it is commando practice.

Had a friend who tried to go in as logistics bec he was a fat bastard, they didnt let him.

He weighed about 350lbs.

1 year later hes 120 lbs.

Its fucked up.

Anyway, i dont have a brother, patriarchal society ftw, so no male to carry on the legacy if anything happens to me. As such, no forced conscription for meh.

Still get your names put down in war reserves regardless tho, but 1,000$ to the brig general magically erased it.

I can think of 4 billion other people more qualified to die for my country than me, heh.

Scully
09-09-2008, 15:38
I volunteered.

Largion
09-09-2008, 15:38
I only had to tell them that I dident want to do it and they let me go. :lmao:

Kusghuul
09-09-2008, 15:54
I postponed my Norwegian service, as I was doing my uni exams. They want me for marine jeger;p

Tzacharu
09-09-2008, 15:56
youll do fine (http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg )

I just laughed so hard.

Anyway, good luck to you. Hopefully WWIII won't be happening within your time of service.

Keep Forumfall in your thoughts.

Weeking
09-09-2008, 16:12
Uh, no it isn't. Draft = compulsory military service.

Should I define compulsory or do you think you can look it up for yourself?
Draft = Disability Rights Advocates For Technology http://www.draft.org/draft3/

Niles
09-09-2008, 16:49
lol! Sucks to be you.

shnedit
09-09-2008, 16:55
I will miss you.:( Kiss goodbye?

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 16:55
I will miss you.:( Kiss goodbye?

The training doesn't start until July. Kiss me goodbye then. :p

shnedit
09-09-2008, 16:57
The training doesn't start until July. Kiss me goodbye then. :p

Ah good. More precious hours together.

Skyborn
09-09-2008, 17:05
I am in the military, granted I volunteered but hey...like anything the military will give you as much as you put into it...if you screw off for your mandatory time you will hate it and complain about it the rest of your life. If you get involved and meet fun people its a great time.

As a side note I made out with a girl from Norway when I was 15...her name was Kjersti, smokin hot.

sexyDudemanguy
09-09-2008, 17:09
enjoy death

let us know what aventurine headquarters lewk like

Spades Felligan
09-09-2008, 17:11
Good luck. Basic is the worst, it gets alot better afterwards. I'm currently being trained a combat medic in the Finnish Army, been here for almost 3 months now.


As the post above said, you'll get as much out of the army as you put into it. Be positive and pro-active of what you want to do as a specialization, and you'll get it. Don't loaf around and bitch miserably and get stuck with something shitty.

Don't be ashamed of being an idiot during basic, everyone is like that in the beginning.

1.JK, KAARTJK

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 17:12
Good luck. Basic is the worst, it gets alot better afterwards. I'm currently being trained a combat medic in the Finnish Army, been here for almost 3 months now.


As the post above said, you'll get as much out of the army as you put into it. Be positive and pro-active of what you want to do as a specialization, and you'll get it. Don't loaf around and bitch miserably and get stuck with something shitty.

Don't be ashamed of being an idiot during basic, everyone is like that in the beginning.

1.JK, KAARTJK

M'kay. Probably going to (if I get good grades) go into Iraq (peace-keeping shit) afterwards if I enjoyed it. :)

Selzifan
09-09-2008, 17:12
Why are you laughing about this? I would be pissed.

European mind, doesn't understand that people are supposed to have rights.

Poacher
09-09-2008, 17:42
We Brits have no national service, though some here could use it! I plan on joining after teh Uni anyway. Good luck, have fun :D

Zwarp
09-09-2008, 17:58
The training doesn't start until July. Kiss me goodbye then. :p

you're late. Don't you know its september already? You been hibernating in your basement?

Aragoni
09-09-2008, 18:30
you're late. Don't you know its september already? You been hibernating in your basement?

Yupp. :)

tallefred
09-09-2008, 18:38
pleasepleaspelapelpsalepaslepasle

Entropy at work.

epicor
09-09-2008, 18:39
wow just in time to not get to play dfo. sucks to be you!