View Full Version : [Hyperion] The Duke of Wessex, The Baron of Urth, and Kingdom Rulership
Surly
09-08-2008, 05:20 AM
Until further notice, Hyperion is being ruled by the Council of Lords and the Duchy of Wessex is being ruled by its Regent, me. The Society of the Anvil is under the regency of Savant Slade.
Any contact with the Duke of Wessex may now be sent to me directly. The two clans who contacted me yesterday pertaining to business with the Anvil Society should now contact Savant (on our forums (http://forums.anvilsociety.com), username "Savant" or AIM - Savant102331). My username on the Duchy of Wessex forums is "Surly von Fishbarrel". As always, the Audience Chamber (http://www.lumensolis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5) on the Hyperion forums is the best place for prospective clans wanting to join Hyperion to open discussions.
Members of either clan with questions may PM me here, or post on their clan forums, but please don't make such discussions public.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 05:21 AM
Mike still w/o interwebs?
Surly
09-08-2008, 05:22 AM
Mike still w/o interwebs?
Not exactly.
LanMandragon
09-08-2008, 05:24 AM
Not exactly.
You fired him?
alfaroverall
09-08-2008, 05:26 AM
I see conflict brewing within Hyperion pre-release. I'm intrigued. Will the three massive alliances of doom survive the transition into beta? Stay tuned til next month to find out!
Or was there never a Duke Wessex in the first place, and Surly was him all along...?
LanMandragon
09-08-2008, 05:28 AM
I see conflict brewing within Hyperion pre-release. I'm intrigued. Will the three massive alliances of doom survive the transition into beta? Stay tuned til next month to find out!
Or was there never a Duke Wessex in the first place, and Surly was him all along...?
What three? Who's the third? Am i dreaming again?
Delthayre
09-08-2008, 05:29 AM
Sacre bleu? Est il un coup d'etat?
TangerineSky
09-08-2008, 05:30 AM
Surly = The Duke of WSX
Taroth
09-08-2008, 06:05 AM
Surly = The Duke of WSX
HOLY SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
That's just screwed up. Although I guess its one less super ego in power.
But what happens to SoTA and who the fuck would rather lead Wessex then Anvil Society?
PrimalSign
09-08-2008, 06:17 AM
Not exactly.
So you did kill him.
Surly
09-08-2008, 06:58 AM
HOLY SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
That's just screwed up. Although I guess its one less super ego in power.
But what happens to SoTA and who the fuck would rather lead Wessex then Anvil Society?
Who said it had anything to do with preference? The Anvil's everything I want in a guild, but Wessex has a crease or two that needs ironed out.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 07:23 AM
Does that mean I'm hired?
Surly
09-08-2008, 07:25 AM
Does that mean I'm hired?
I'd be tempted, but you're pretty dangerous.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 07:34 AM
I'd be tempted, but you're pretty dangerous.
I'm reformed.
Surly
09-08-2008, 07:38 AM
I'm reformed.
Yeah, but I can't trust you. Trust is a two-way street, and I've pretty much obliterated any possibility of you trusting me.
Sel'Karim
09-08-2008, 07:38 AM
A former black-smith now in charge of the Duchy of Wessex. I must confess that I'm very impressed with the social mobility within Hyperion.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 07:39 AM
Yeah, but I can't trust you. Trust is a two-way street, and I've pretty much obliterated any possibility of you trusting me.
I'm willing to give you a 14th chance.
Surly
09-08-2008, 07:41 AM
I'm willing to give you a 14th chance.
Which I can't trust because it's patently undeserved and you obviously have another motive.
Estrang
09-08-2008, 07:41 AM
Don't do it Surly, look at his smile, the smile of evil.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 07:47 AM
Which I can't trust because it's patently undeserved and you obviously have another motive.
It's not undeserved, don't be so hard on yourself.
Surly
09-08-2008, 07:49 AM
It's not undeserved, don't be so hard on yourself.
lol I'm not self-loathing, it's just logical.
Ghostpaw
09-08-2008, 07:51 AM
There is a interesting difference between Protonix's signature smile and Surly's signature smile. It is like yin and yang.
Valroth
09-08-2008, 07:52 AM
This is a strange development :confused:. Good luck with your new position Surly.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 07:53 AM
lol I'm not self-loathing, it's just logical.
pish posh, you didn't do anything that bad
Surly
09-08-2008, 08:03 AM
A former black-smith now in charge of the Duchy of Wessex. I must confess that I'm very impressed with the social mobility within Hyperion.
This is a strange development :confused:. Good luck with your new position Surly.
How Oromea plans to function without said social mobility, I will never understand!
Kwaidan
09-08-2008, 08:06 AM
I can't believe they unbanned you :o
carebear forum mods :p
Protonix
09-08-2008, 08:09 AM
C'mon Surls, I'll help yew iron.
Apex Vertigo
09-08-2008, 08:13 AM
I've been waving the Surly is Duke banner for a long time now. Hell, you even confessed it in a post once, and don't you try to play that off as sarcasm! I'm so on to you... like a fat kid on cake.
Sel'Karim
09-08-2008, 08:42 AM
How Oromea plans to function without said social mobility, I will never understand!
Our traditions have worked for 80,000 years!
Atnas
09-08-2008, 09:17 AM
These are strange days indeed.
Ghostpaw
09-08-2008, 09:20 AM
These are strange days indeed.
Indeed. Everything seems to be happening so fast. Big event after big event keeps going by. At this rate, Darkfall beta will come very soon.
Angelmar
09-08-2008, 09:47 AM
Helps explain your interest in not griefing Wessex in SB...
I actually got to have several conversations with one Manny, who purported to be the Duke... this may have been a conspiracy, but Surly isn't said Manny, the late Duke of Wessex.
I wonder if this is an effort by Surly to keep a major member of his powerbloc from falling apart (or beginning to look unstable). Can't let the those numbers drop!
Does Surly win Forumfall if he becomes Duke of WSX, Thane of SotA, Aredhel (or w/e elf gibberish the Oromea call their leader) of Oromea, Doge of the Republic etc.. etc..?
Surly
09-08-2008, 09:52 AM
Helps explain your interest in not griefing Wessex in SB...
I actually got to have several conversations with on Manny, who purported to be the Duke... this may have been a conspiracy, but Surly isn't said Manny, the late Duke of Wessex.
I wonder if this is an effort by Surly to keep a major member of his powerbloc from falling apart (or beginning to look unstable). Can't let the those numbers drop!
Does Surly win Forumfall if he becomes Duke of WSX, Thane of SotA, Aredhel (or w/e elf gibberish the Oromea call their leader) of Oromea, Doge of the Republic etc.. etc..?
I hear there's a bonus level where I can try for Community Manager.
Spartan791
09-08-2008, 09:53 AM
I hear there's a bonus level where I can try for Community Manager.
That's after Darkfall's release.
Spades Felligan
09-08-2008, 09:54 AM
Surly has taken the cake.
RiddleSG
09-08-2008, 10:15 AM
Surly has taken the cake.
Actually, Surly baked the cake, offered Forumfall a slice, they all took one not realising it was filled with roofies, then while they were sleeping Surly buttfucked them into oblivion!
..... without lube!
BladeSLicer
09-08-2008, 12:31 PM
Did Manus have some sort of terrible Karate accident?
TokFarlig
09-08-2008, 12:52 PM
Did Manus have some sort of terrible Karate accident?
Sadly yes, he kicked a guy into 5 parts with a single kick. There was a lot of blood.
Honorius
09-08-2008, 12:59 PM
I've been waving the Surly is Duke banner for a long time now. Hell, you even confessed it in a post once, and don't you try to play that off as sarcasm! I'm so on to you... like a fat kid on cake.
The Emperor/King is right, what brilliant observational skills His Grace has.
Thorpeyrox
09-08-2008, 01:02 PM
Although I'm slightly lost be recent relevations, I still see Wessex being lead by a decent person so I'm happy. If the Duke really was Surly all along I wouldn't be too fussed.
Spartan791
09-08-2008, 01:09 PM
Didn't Manus Dei and Surly Spitforge play together at SB before the "Duchy of Wessex" was created?
So, how is it the same person?
Well, I wouldn't be surprised too tbh with all these drama happening in here.:p
Drohn Moharri
09-08-2008, 01:14 PM
Manus Dei? Finally I know his surname.
pookums
09-08-2008, 01:20 PM
Actually, Surly baked the cake, offered Forumfall a slice, they all took one not realising it was filled with roofies, then while they were sleeping Surly buttfucked them into oblivion!
..... without lube!
This sounds like the most plausible explanation. Now we finally know why so many forumfallers always sound so butthurt!
alfaroverall
09-08-2008, 01:55 PM
What three? Who's the third? Am i dreaming again?
Mercenary Union. Just starting to form now.
Arnbjorn
09-08-2008, 02:04 PM
Let's just hope Surly stays as the 'charming' self.
Does this mean Hyperion is weakened? Or stronger than ever?
Suitepee
09-08-2008, 02:06 PM
Let's just hope Surly stays as the 'charming' self.
Does this mean Hyperion is weakened? Or stronger than ever?
It means absolutely nothing. You should just ignore it and carry on. :D
RiddleSG
09-08-2008, 02:09 PM
I'd say 'as strong as ever' is a better term. I can't see it changing too much really. Underneth it all, Manus and Surly want whatevers best for the kingdom as a whole. So it'll be business as usual.
Slaker
09-08-2008, 02:15 PM
I wonder what happened to King Manus:rolleyes:
Protonix
09-08-2008, 02:32 PM
Well someone had to be elevated to Duke of Wessex when Manus became King of Hyperion, that was always the plan anyway, I always thought Aeneas would get the job, though he never seemed too interested in an executive type position, I reckon that Thirlan would've probably been considered but his interests and skills lay in the Exchequer, so while it's a bit odd that a dwarf rules a mainly human state, given the other options it makes sense.
Though I'm not quite sure yet on Hyperion council of lords ruling body, a kingdom without a king, perhaps simply a prolonged absence from Manus forced the situation.
Slaker
09-08-2008, 02:44 PM
Well someone had to be elevated to Duke of Wessex when Manus became King of Hyperion, that was always the plan anyway, I always thought Aeneas would get the job, though he never seemed too interested in an executive type position, I reckon that Thirlan would've probably been considered but his interests and skills lay in the Exchequer, so while it's a bit odd that a dwarf rules a mainly human state, given the other options it makes sense.
Though I'm not quite sure yet on Hyperion council of lords ruling body, a kingdom without a king, perhaps simply a prolonged absence from Manus forced the situation.
Aeneas can't get the job as of now because of real life situation.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 03:00 PM
Aeneas can't get the job as of now because of real life situation.
baby kicking his ass?
Slaker
09-08-2008, 03:10 PM
baby kicking his ass?
Something with his acting career.
Protonix
09-08-2008, 03:12 PM
Oohh good, that's promising.
Slaker
09-08-2008, 03:16 PM
Oohh good, that's promising.
Indeed.
Rhynn
09-08-2008, 03:37 PM
Dwarves were born rulers anyway. I fail to see this as anything out of the ordinary. ;)
Helgeran
09-08-2008, 04:21 PM
I wonder what happened to King Manus:rolleyes:
Political assassination.
Mordred
09-08-2008, 04:33 PM
Yes Manus and Surly used to play together on SB way way way back when. Think Surly kept playing SB for a while though I dont know what happened to Manus.
Still these events certainly make for a good read, im intrigued what other things are going to happen before release.
Spikey
09-08-2008, 04:53 PM
This is almost as interesting as the time when I took a shit and it had some nuts in it.
Until further notice, Hyperion is being ruled by the Council of Lords and the Duchy of Wessex is being ruled by its Regent, me. The Society of the Anvil is under the regency of Savant Slade.
Any contact with the Duke of Wessex may now be sent to me directly. The two clans who contacted me yesterday pertaining to business with the Anvil Society should now contact Savant (on our forums (http://forums.anvilsociety.com), username "Savant" or AIM - Savant102331). My username on the Duchy of Wessex forums is "Surly von Fishbarrel". As always, the Audience Chamber (http://www.lumensolis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5) on the Hyperion forums is the best place for prospective clans wanting to join Hyperion to open discussions.
Members of either clan with questions may PM me here, or post on their clan forums, but please don't make such discussions public.
I saw this coming ages ago. It was obvious who was calling the shots. Truth is Surly controls hyperion.
RiddleSG
09-08-2008, 05:25 PM
I saw this coming ages ago. It was obvious who was calling the shots. Truth is Surly controls hyperion.
It's not as cut and dry as you may think it is. It's certainly not something that was written in the prophecy ball along with the whole Hyperion saga. It's just reacting to recent events beyond the control of the leadership. Theres no conspiracy here this time.
Killersos
09-08-2008, 05:37 PM
We just go with the flow
shnedit
09-08-2008, 05:54 PM
We just go with the flow
The flow of fine draught beer!
It's not as cut and dry as you may think it is. It's certainly not something that was written in the prophecy ball along with the whole Hyperion saga. It's just reacting to recent events beyond the control of the leadership. Theres no conspiracy here this time.
Realy? I saw it coming shortly after i joined the hyperion forums.
Shads
09-08-2008, 06:10 PM
Don't forget to tune in next week folks for the 3187th installement of the throat-gripping testicle-crunching nut-chewing saga of Hyperion, in which we discover the truth behind the Duke's disappearance and Surly's fatness/emotional instability.
Red Morgan
09-08-2008, 06:15 PM
Realy? I saw it coming shortly after i joined the hyperion forums.
Eh, life just gets in the way sometimes and things come up. This is probably the last thing Surly wants to do right now anyways.
Eh, life just gets in the way sometimes and things come up. This is probably the last thing Surly wants to do right now anyways.
Oh realy, did he tell you that himself?
Spartan791
09-08-2008, 06:19 PM
Yes, I did tell him.
Oops, wrong account.
Damn.
shnedit
09-08-2008, 06:19 PM
Yes, I did tell him.
Oops, wrong account.
Damn.
The plot thickens.
Red Morgan
09-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Oh realy, did he tell you that himself?
No, I didn't find out about this until late last night, and I was too exhausted to ask details. The SotA will be fine and Wessex needs him more right now, so he's doing the right thing. Still, if I were him, I wouldn't want to make a change like this so close to beta.
No, I didn't find out about this until late last night, and I was too exhausted to ask details. The SotA will be fine and Wessex needs him more right now, so he's doing the right thing. Still, if I were him, I wouldn't want to make a change like this so close to beta.
But you're not him (or are you?) and you dont know his motives.:ninja:
Helgeran
09-08-2008, 06:28 PM
Oh realy, did he tell you that himself?
Seriosly, Wessex and Surly are not a match made in heaven. He spent a few years building up SotA and I bet he's more happy with those members.
RiddleSG
09-08-2008, 06:29 PM
But you're not him (or are you?) and you dont know his motives.:ninja:
So, do tell. Do you know another reason as to why Surly's taken over Wessex? Or are you just surmising?
Not everything has to have a 'dramatic gopher' attached to it.
JF Isher
09-08-2008, 06:33 PM
Still, if I were him, I wouldn't want to make a change like this so close to beta.
If he was going to make a change now was the time to do it.
If there is any drama behind this (and I don't care) it's best to get it over with. Hyperion's strength will likely be that decisions can be swiftly made and handed down, and its weakness is the inevitable drama that comes with such a system. It would likely fail hard in a game without consequences; however, that's why I'm wishing everyone in Hyperion their best (against the alfar), because I want to see a sandbox game like DF have the ability to support clans that use a real system of government.
Dorundain
09-08-2008, 06:43 PM
Eh, life just gets in the way sometimes and things come up. This is probably the last thing Surly wants to do right now anyways.
That's what I would have figured. Nothing against Wessex; Surly's just so closely tied to everything that is the Anvil Society.
Anyway, I can't think of a better replacement for Manus than Surly, and I'm sure the Anvil Society will be fine in his absence.
Slaker
09-08-2008, 06:48 PM
If he was going to make a change now was the time to do it.
If there is any drama behind this (and I don't care) it's best to get it over with. Hyperion's strength will likely be that decisions can be swiftly made and handed down, and its weakness is the inevitable drama that comes with such a system. It would likely fail hard in a game without consequences; however, that's why I'm wishing everyone in Hyperion their best (against the alfar), because I want to see a sandbox game like DF have the ability to support clans that use a real system of government.
I don't see the problem and there is no drama behind this. Manus became the King of Hyperion, so Wessex needed a new Duke. Since Aeneas can't fullfill this role at this time, Surly will do the job and Savant will now lead Sota. It might not be permanent.
Merrin
09-08-2008, 07:02 PM
Self-proclaimed children of Auros bending knee to a squat gnomerking from the mountain. Those who dare call themselves Blood Heirs within this Duchy of Wessex are an utter disgrace to greater Mercia and the champions of Auros across Agon.
LanMandragon
09-08-2008, 07:13 PM
sweet. Merrin showed up. Drama incoming.
Sivvy
09-08-2008, 07:19 PM
Self-proclaimed children of Auros bending knee to a squat gnomerking from the mountain. Those who dare call themselves Blood Heirs within this Duchy of Wessex are an utter disgrace to greater Mercia and the champions of Auros across Agon.
((God forbid RL throws a curveball into our little RP universe...))
The spiritual leader of Wessex is still a pure-blooded heir of Auros. He will ensure this temporary situation does not result in the corruption of the souls of Wessex. Though I suspect you care more about pride then such things.
Suitepee
09-08-2008, 07:23 PM
Self-proclaimed children of Auros bending knee to a squat gnomerking from the mountain. Those who dare call themselves Blood Heirs within this Duchy of Wessex are an utter disgrace to greater Mercia and the champions of Auros across Agon.
By the way,you missed out on being the Official Human Advocate. :D
Auros has champions? I thought Auros had a band of squabbling human peasantry that worship rich land barons under the guise of 'religious Auros/Malaut preachers'.
Oh wait,half your petty race chooses to worship another god. Some 'grand champion' Auros turned out to be.
Sivvy
09-08-2008, 07:31 PM
By the way,you missed out on being the Official Human Advocate. :D
Auros has champions? I thought Auros had a band of squabbling human peasantry that worship rich land barons under the guise of 'religious Auros/Malaut preachers'.
Oh wait,half your petty race chooses to worship another god. Some 'grand champion' Auros turned out to be.
What this pup fails to realize is that its own race has polythestic worship of the Bitch Queen and the Moonbeast.
Suitepee
09-08-2008, 07:32 PM
What this pup fails to realize is that its own race has polythestic worship of the Bitch Queen and the Moonbeast.
What this impudent human fails to realise is that Theia is the DOMINANT force among the Mahirim,and the Moon Beast cultists are but a minor pest.
And please don't call the superior goddess of Darkfall a Bitch Queen. She will remember such things when she takes over Agon...
As opposed to the MASSIVE divide caused between the humans' love of inferior gods such as Auros and Malaut. Aurass and Malapuppet if you ask me. :p
pookums
09-08-2008, 08:08 PM
Blah blah worship of the Bitch Queen blah blah
You dare to utter my name?
Surly
09-08-2008, 09:15 PM
You dare to utter my name?
You realize of course that this gives me impunity in calling you a bitch.
Drohn Moharri
09-08-2008, 10:25 PM
Stick it to those auros loving bastards your grace!
Taroth
09-08-2008, 10:29 PM
I don't see the problem and there is no drama behind this. Manus became the King of Hyperion, so Wessex needed a new Duke. Since Aeneas can't fullfill this role at this time, Surly will do the job and Savant will now lead Sota. It might not be permanent.
Interesting. So the ex-Duke is now the leader of the alliance with no clan directly backing him. Sounds like the pope without a religion.
Does this mean Hyperion is weakened? Or stronger than ever?
Easily stronger, if only because everyone loves Surly and wouldn't attack him out of respect.
I must admit, even though the Duke is technically at a higher position, Surly has far more direct power. Personally, I'd like to hear what Savant has to say about the whole thing.
Shads
09-08-2008, 10:31 PM
Stick it to those auros loving bastards your grace!
He's not tall enough to reach the appropriate orifices.
Metal Wolf
09-08-2008, 10:38 PM
Political assassination.
Shutup will you! you want to disappear too?
pookums
09-08-2008, 10:46 PM
You realize of course that this gives me impunity in calling you a bitch.
You may call me as you wish, as ever. No matter how many human tribes you command, you will never be mahirim.
At best, you shall be known to me as "Rex" if you insist on your delusions of grandeur. Perhaps I will teach you to fetch, beg and roll over at my word.
mantoe
09-08-2008, 11:32 PM
^ I don't know about you, but this woman turns me on.;)
Warhawkz
09-08-2008, 11:36 PM
Hyperion is nothing :lmao:
Lindorn
09-08-2008, 11:41 PM
Maybe Im ignorant of the politics here, but I was foolish enough to believe there was more than 3 or 4 major power structures. I mean I figured we'd at least all wait until release to start holding each other's dicks. I guess I understand where it comes from though. Everyone is afraid because of everything they feel is riding on this game when it comes to reputation. It would be a shame for your mere 100 man guild to get stomped flat and look like a bunch of fools after waiting around for all these years wouldn't it?
Kaorn
09-08-2008, 11:50 PM
Until further notice, Hyperion is being ruled by the Council of Lords and the Duchy of Wessex is being ruled by its Regent, me. The Society of the Anvil is under the regency of Savant Slade.
Any contact with the Duke of Wessex may now be sent to me directly. The two clans who contacted me yesterday pertaining to business with the Anvil Society should now contact Savant (on our forums (http://forums.anvilsociety.com), username "Savant" or AIM - Savant102331). My username on the Duchy of Wessex forums is "Surly von Fishbarrel". As always, the Audience Chamber (http://www.lumensolis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5) on the Hyperion forums is the best place for prospective clans wanting to join Hyperion to open discussions.
Members of either clan with questions may PM me here, or post on their clan forums, but please don't make such discussions public.
Asshole, now have to put up with another month of conspiracy threads and speculations about Hyperion while you and Duke snicker in the corner.
But this does provide great material for the next installment of the Tale of Hyperion.
RiddleSG
09-08-2008, 11:53 PM
Hyperion is nothing :lmao:
Awww, bless you! You're a dear arn't ya, arn't ya! xxxx
Metal Wolf
09-08-2008, 11:54 PM
woman
Lol.
Protonix
09-09-2008, 01:31 AM
It's not as cut and dry as you may think it is. It's certainly not something that was written in the prophecy ball along with the whole Hyperion saga. It's just reacting to recent events beyond the control of the leadership. Theres no conspiracy here this time.
I am inclined to agree with this statement.
Honorius
09-09-2008, 01:34 AM
Hyperion is nothing :lmao:
That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Protonix
09-09-2008, 01:39 AM
I shouldn't have turned down the offer to become the new Duke of Wessex, that thread would have been epic :(
Drohn Moharri
09-09-2008, 02:38 AM
I shouldn't have turned down the offer to become the new Duke of Wessex, that thread would have been epic :(
If only Proto if only...
Mhorham
09-09-2008, 02:43 AM
I shouldn't have turned down the offer to become the new Duke of Wessex, that thread would have been epic :(
Holding out for the BIG prize?
LaytoRest
09-09-2008, 04:23 AM
Actually, Surly baked the cake, offered Forumfall a slice, they all took one not realising it was filled with roofies, then while they were sleeping Surly buttfucked them into oblivion!
..... without lube!
And it felt... Great.
Delthayre
09-09-2008, 04:26 AM
Holding out for the BIG prize?
I suspect that Protonix might be waiting to be offered the very position of Sun God itself. If one has already declined Dukeship of Wessex, what higher post is there left to attain?
Sir Charles: What about Proto?
Dr. Herder: Remember he's suffering from delusions of grandeur. In reality he's an Troll, a Forumfall aristocrat, a member of the ruling class. Naturally, he's come to believe there's only one person grander than that: the Lord Auros Almighty Himself.
Sir Charles: Are you Wessian?
Dr. Herder: No.
Sir Charles: [slowly] Ah.
Anyone who knows whence I drew the quote that I altered for that wins 5,000 of my utterly worthless Pretentiously Good Taste Points, redeemable in any urban ghetto for a bullet in the body part of their choice.
Beorg
09-09-2008, 04:28 AM
Wait...what?
Protonix
09-09-2008, 04:30 AM
I suspect that Protonix might be waiting to be offered the very position of Sun God itself. If one has already declined Dukeship of Wessex, what higher post is there left to attain.
It's scary how close you are to being correct.
d_arcturus
09-09-2008, 04:30 AM
words
So I just realized your sig probably say "His Grace, Surly whatshisname" and not "Dis grace, Surly whatshisface"
VidarDf
09-09-2008, 04:30 AM
more "yawn" pissing forth from surly.
Atnas
09-09-2008, 09:34 AM
What's yawn pissing? Sounds green.
RiddleSG
09-09-2008, 10:15 AM
What's yawn pissing? Sounds green.
Is that when you piss in someones mouth while they're yawning? Sounds yummy!
Dorundain
09-09-2008, 10:51 AM
What's yawn pissing? Sounds green.
I take exception to that remark. Green has nothing to do with yawn pissing.
Atnas
09-09-2008, 12:03 PM
Well it reminds me of lawn, and a lawn usually has grass and grass is green... soooo... maybe he just made a typo, eh? Maybe he meant Surly pissed on the lawn! That would make sense since Wessex likes to frolick in the sun.
pookums
09-09-2008, 01:50 PM
Well it reminds me of lawn, and a lawn usually has grass and grass is green... soooo... maybe he just made a typo, eh? Maybe he meant Surly pissed on the lawn! That would make sense since Wessex likes to frolick in the sun.
Pip pip! What-ho and toodle-oo old bean :0
Atnas
09-09-2008, 01:56 PM
What say you, eh, old bean? Fox hunt? Splendid! Bloodyhellmarmeladecupoftea.
RiddleSG
09-09-2008, 02:56 PM
Hurdy Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy Hurdy hur?
Slaker
09-09-2008, 03:06 PM
Hurdy Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy Hurdy hur?
What?
shnedit
09-09-2008, 05:56 PM
Hurdy Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy Hurdy hur?
Good to be back on topic.
Shads
09-09-2008, 07:13 PM
Pizza.
UrriChiselbeard
09-09-2008, 08:01 PM
Wait...what?
Beorg here.
Zwarp
09-09-2008, 08:04 PM
Pizza.
Skull?
pookums
09-09-2008, 08:07 PM
Good to be back on topic.
That was totally on topic. SotA is full of swedish chefs...I mean dwarfs...
Kran De Loy
09-09-2008, 08:07 PM
Hurdy Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy Hurdy hur?
Good to be back on topic.
Hows the Swedish Chef on topic?
UrriChiselbeard
09-09-2008, 08:26 PM
when the hurlyburlie' gone, when the battle's lost and won.
Or so.
Why does noone close this thread?
It was ment as a pure announcement.
But if you wanna keep on playin, I can stay outside till 9 o'clock!
Taroth
09-09-2008, 08:56 PM
when the hurlyburlie' gone, when the battle's lost and won.
Or so.
Why does noone close this thread?
It was ment as a pure announcement.
But if you wanna keep on playin, I can stay outside till 9 o'clock!
I swear I read that five times over, trying to see if it rhymes.
Unfortunately I'm too sober.
Atnas
09-09-2008, 11:56 PM
Hows the Swedish Chef on topic?
Hello.
HedraFan3030
09-10-2008, 12:42 AM
I am surprised the conspiracy theorists haven't pointed to the lack of attention HYPE-eron has been getting lately. I mean seriously Hyperion almost wasn't the center of the DF universe for a second, until Surly threw all this drama into the pot :lmao:. I think this is just a pathetic (all be it succiesful) attempt to keep us on everyone's minds. :ninja:
Also keeping with this thread has anyone seen a correlation to clan drama and the release? Or is that just me.
Atnas
09-10-2008, 12:44 AM
Not much drama in here, I'd say.
Slaker
09-10-2008, 12:47 AM
Drama queen!
Lictor
09-10-2008, 12:49 AM
good night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waia83h6Y2k)
Protonix
09-10-2008, 12:55 AM
deleted!
Protonix
09-10-2008, 12:56 AM
Skull?
good form!
Taroth
09-10-2008, 02:34 AM
good form!
I see how you broke 10k :P
Protonix
09-10-2008, 03:42 AM
I see how you broke 10k :P
sheer skill and determination!
Honorius
09-10-2008, 03:43 AM
sheer skill and determination!
Something the kids just don't have anymore. :(
Protonix
09-10-2008, 03:45 AM
Something the kids just don't have anymore. :(
That's because all kids know these days are goddamn video games, they're otherwise useless.
evolyze
09-10-2008, 05:36 AM
Why wouldn't anyone in Wessex step up and take leadership of their own guild? Are there not long time veterans of this guild fit for leadership? How do members of Wessex feel about being ruled by an outsider? If I was a long time member and some outsider was given rulership and to call the shots I would be outraged and revolt.
I suppose I'm totally missing something here...
That or the Wessex sheep have no spine.
LanMandragon
09-10-2008, 05:36 AM
sheer skill and determination!
This is bullshit. I have been at 7k for forever. Since you left it just all went downhill.
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 05:39 AM
Why wouldn't anyone in Wessex step up and take leadership of their own guild? Are there not long time veterans of this guild fit for leadership? How do members of Wessex feel about being ruled by an outsider? If I was a long time member and some outsider was given rulership and to call the shots I would be outraged and revolt.
I suppose I'm totally missing something here...
That or the Wessex sheep have no spine.
Surly is a long time member of Wessex. He did a great deal for Wessex under the name Baron von Fishbarrel. They're already familiar with him as a WSX leader.
evolyze
09-10-2008, 05:51 AM
Surly is a long time member of Wessex. He did a great deal for Wessex under the name Baron von Fishbarrel. They're already familiar with him as a WSX leader.
Ahhh I see... And how does SoTA feel about their leader having interests in another guild?
Or is Wessex known to be for alternate characters anyway?
LordTenacious
09-10-2008, 05:53 AM
We only mind a little. I mean, it will be awesome when (if) Surly returns but as Surly once said himself, we can operate just fine even without him at the helm of the ship.
Oh, and no, WSX isn't for alternates. At least to my little knowledge, anyways.
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 06:20 AM
Ahhh I see... And how does SoTA feel about their leader having interests in another guild?
Or is Wessex known to be for alternate characters anyway?
We're fine with it. Many SotA members hate Wessex, but it ain't no thing.
monte
09-10-2008, 02:23 PM
The funny thing is, Surly isn’t gone from the Anvil. He still hits our forums, still going to be playing a dwarf, still part of our kingdom, and still going to be able to give his wise advice to the current leaders of the Anvil.
All he is doing is taking charge of WSX for a time. If anything this should help bring the two guilds together. I mean, who really has time to lead two different guilds?
Savant has been around since the creation of the Anvil and helped make the guild what it is today. So I don’t see how having him lead us will make a difference in the Anvil.
Lictor
09-10-2008, 02:48 PM
Who is actual leader of SotA? If it's not a secret.
Protonix
09-10-2008, 02:50 PM
Savant
RiddleSG
09-10-2008, 02:56 PM
Who is actual leader of SotA? If it's not a secret.
Cidius
Lictor
09-10-2008, 03:02 PM
Savant
Cidius
there is no user (on this Forum) with nick Cidius. And Savant is actually posting recruitment posts -- so i take it, he's the boss. And can I ask how many members are there in SotA? I know they are purely dwarf clan, right?
monte
09-10-2008, 03:16 PM
there is no user (on this Forum) with nick Cidius. And Savant is actually posting recruitment posts -- so i take it, he's the boss. And can I ask how many members are there in SotA? I know they are purely dwarf clan, right?
Savant is, and we are the largest dwarfen guild.
As for numbers... We have more then enough.
d_arcturus
09-10-2008, 04:31 PM
there is no user (on this Forum) with nick Cidius.
Because Cidius got banned, for being too awesome of a leader.
Lictor
09-10-2008, 04:31 PM
Savant is, and we are the largest dwarfen guild.
Ok.
As for numbers... We have more then enough.
enough for what? :sly:
Slaker
09-10-2008, 04:32 PM
Ok.
enough for what? :sly:
to kill you. Over and over again.
RiddleSG
09-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Ok.
enough for what? :sly:
For an all Dwarf erotic action movie.
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Because Cidius got banned, for being too awesome of a leader.
One day he will return, and lead us all to victoly!
Lictor
09-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Because Cidius got banned, for being too awesome of a leader.
Surely (not Surly), even though banned it should be possible to search him up in Members List... Unless he was too awesome to even be user on this forum. :rolleyes:
Lictor
09-10-2008, 04:35 PM
to kill you. Over and over again.
Stop, that's not what you dwarfs do! :eek:
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 04:40 PM
Surely (not Surly), even though banned it should be possible to search him up in Members List... Unless he was too awesome to even be user on this forum. :rolleyes:
There was an unfortunate incident where he was totally framed for posting images of holocaust victims, monkeys raping dogs and horse cocks. You probably won't see him in the members list until he's out of solitary confinement.
RiddleSG
09-10-2008, 04:46 PM
There was an unfortunate incident where he was totally framed for posting images of holocaust victims, monkeys raping dogs and horse cocks. You probably won't see him in the members list until he's out of solitary confinement.
Don't forget the Ban evasion he was accused of. Even though it was his ISP that had some sort of glitch which made him look like he was trying to create an account using a proxy.
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 04:49 PM
Don't forget the Ban evasion he was accused of. Even though it was his ISP that had some sort of glitch which made him look like he was trying to create an account using a proxy.
Yeah, it was totally obvious that "ImNotCidius" and "NotCidius" weren't really him. Not only does it say it's not him, but who would be so stupid as to use their real name in their alts for ban evasion?
Lictor
09-10-2008, 04:49 PM
There was an unfortunate incident where he was totally framed for posting images of holocaust victims, monkeys raping dogs and horse cocks. You probably won't see him in the members list until he's out of solitary confinement.
He indeed sounds like an awesome leader for SotA (and not only)! Hopefully, the time in this "solitary confinement" is spent on writing a book about new world dwarfish order. And when he comes out, he will be more powerful, than ever before...
Red Morgan
09-10-2008, 05:38 PM
He indeed sounds like an awesome leader for SotA (and not only)! Hopefully, the time in this "solitary confinement" is spent on writing a book about new world dwarfish order. And when he comes out, he will be more powerful, than ever before...
He will be back... after we complete the ritual.
Kali ma.... Kali Ma Shakti de!
Spades Felligan
09-10-2008, 05:41 PM
Yeah, Cidius's strength is so powerful, we can barely contain him on our own forums.
Lictor
09-10-2008, 06:02 PM
He will be back... after we complete the ritual.
Kali ma.... Kali Ma Shakti de!
Poor he, one could say he will completely loose heart to the Society!
Surly
09-11-2008, 01:42 AM
Poor he, one could say he will completely loose heart to the Society!
lol, puns.
Beorg
09-11-2008, 04:24 AM
He will be back... after we complete the ritual.
Kali ma.... Kali Ma Shakti de!
"Cover your heart Docta' Jones!"
Cidius
09-11-2008, 04:15 PM
Imagine the scene with the dude ripping out penises instead of hearts.
Well imagine him massaging the area like he did in the movie.
Honorius
09-11-2008, 11:04 PM
Imagine the scene with the dude ripping out penises instead of hearts.
Well imagine him massaging the area like he did in the movie.
The version I saw did that, what were you watching?
Kalandros
09-13-2008, 08:23 AM
I didn't know they made horror-porn based on Indiana Jones. Wonder how much they paid Harrison Ford for that one?!?
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