Perfidious Offense! The Varangian Kingdom of Varandale, unmannered barbarians I say!

[Surly]

What ho! I say my good people, what would you do if you found that a foul act of disrespect had befallen one of the clan leaders in good standing here? Heave in disgust, you say? Hold your ears and hum your favorite song? Take pitchfork in hand and chase down the bawdy miscreant who ushered this act forth?! What an exciting situation that would be!

It appears that the mere act of registering on the forums of the Varangian pretenders' forums, even the respectable and most honorable Baron of Urth is subject to prompt account suspension for merely setting foot upon their dandy halls! This is an outrage! A disgrace! I'll have none of it!

What say you, denizens of greater Forumfallonia? Shall we gaze upon these rough fellows with a disapproving scowl? Shall we beat them ruthlessly with a hefty degree of invective? Let slip the dogs of war, my friends! No insult is undeserving, no practical joke too impractical. These reprobate scallywags are but a bag for the punching!

[Byggin]

Is that bag for the punching located in your sig? I might lose a fist if that is the case.

[Fenris Vinerave]

This is an outrage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zrm-7hEHm0&feature=related

[Shads]

I blame international communism. DIRRRRTY RED SCUM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoATWN68IZA)

[Malokae]

I blame the growing anemic child population.

[Honorius]

How dare those savage miscreants treat our most honourable Baron of Urth in such a manner!

I say someone get me my vasseline, fisticuffs it is. An act as reproachable as such must not go unpunished, dear people of Forumfallonia.

[Sivvy]

Rabble Rabble Rabble!

What petty tomfoolery. His Grace should be treated with the respect he deserves! Not thrown out like the contents of the night's chamber pot. This insult is not just an offense to the Baron of Urth, it is an insult to us all!

Apologies must be made! Forgiveness begged for! Reparations offered!

[pookums]

*taps fingertips* release the hounds

[LanMandragon]

huh?

[Arnbjorn]

Rabble Rabble Rabble!

What petty tomfoolery. His Grace should be treated with the respect he deserves! Not thrown out like the contents of the night's chamber pot. This insult is not just an offense to the Baron of Urth, it is an insult to us all!

Apologies must be made! Forgiveness begged for! Reparations offered!

You guys should convert to our beliefs. We shall die a greasy bloody death and then we will drink mead with the Gods and enjoy fair blonde women in Valhalla.

If people offend you, chop off their head and he will offend you no more.

[Helgeran]

Don't take it so hard, Baron. I get thrown out of establishments often just coz they say I smells like shit. Take no offense and feast of the remnants of their dinners past.

[Kuri]

You guys should convert to our beliefs. We shall die a greasy bloody death and then we will drink mead with the Gods and enjoy fair blonde women in Valhalla.

If people offend you, chop off their head and he will offend you no more.

I'll direct you here, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie) for already mis stating the women.

[Jimzs70]

This ones way over my head...

[Suitepee]

Rabble Rabble Rabble!

What petty tomfoolery. His Grace should be treated with the respect he deserves! Not thrown out like the contents of the night's chamber pot. This insult is not just an offense to the Baron of Urth, it is an insult to us all!

Apologies must be made! Forgiveness begged for! Reparations offered!

No. Surly is a fat,clumsy dwarf. :p

[Honorius]

No. Surly is a fat,clumsy dwarf. :p

No no, that's just his sig, he's actually a fat moderately balanced dwarf.

Also pip pip.

[Valthunaer]

What ho! I say my good people, what would you do if you found that a foul act of disrespect had befallen one of the clan leaders in good standing here? Heave in disgust, you say? Hold your ears and hum your favorite song? Take pitchfork in hand and chase down the bawdy miscreant who ushered this act forth?! What an exciting situation that would be!

It appears that the mere act of registering on the forums of the Varangian pretenders' forums, even the respectable and most honorable Baron of Urth is subject to prompt account suspension for merely setting foot upon their dandy halls! This is an outrage! A disgrace! I'll have none of it!

What say you, denizens of greater Forumfallonia? Shall we gaze upon these rough fellows with a disapproving scowl? Shall we beat them ruthlessly with a hefty degree of invective? Let slip the dogs of war, my friends! No insult is undeserving, no practical joke too impractical. These reprobate scallywags are but a bag for the punching!

Only a “dwarf” could manage to get booted out of a public mead hall, an easy task for the banefully ignorant ones. Yet lucky was he this day, for we allowed him to live, not all of his kin have managed this feat so well, but quick in fear and light on his slippers is this one.

To the followers of Yimir, bring with you only the “game of iron” in your hearts, for greet you with it shall we!


( ooc LOL :lmao: )

[Red Morgan]

Apparently you need to be a Memeber (http://varangianorder.com/Buttons/ButtonsBright/MembersGlowN.jpg) to post on their forums.

[Arnbjorn]

I'll direct you here, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie) for already mis stating the women.

The women in Valhalla that will serve us are Not Valkyries. I was referring to the creation of the Gods for our amusement. Granted the women hold no real will of their own and only live for a day until they perish... they are at least blonde and fair.

[Fro]

Only a “dwarf” could manage to get booted out of a public mead hall, an easy task for the banefully ignorant ones. Yet lucky was he this day, for we allowed him to live, not all of his kin have managed this feat so well, but quick in fear and light on his slippers is this one.

To the followers of Yimir, bring with you only the “game of iron” in your hearts, for greet you with it shall we!


( ooc LOL :lmao: )

Dissing Surly is like spitting in the face of forumfall.

[Suitepee]

Dissing Surly is like spitting in the face of forumfall.

You big suckup. Go back to kissing his ring,you foul ork. Rageon would be ashamed.

[Surly]

You big suckup. Go back to kissing his ring,you foul ork. Rageon would be ashamed.
Let us not waste time with petty disputes amongst ourselves! Focus on the task at hand! I have a whole crate a whoopie cushions I intend to see used to their full extent.

[Taroth]

What ho! I say my good people, what would you do if you found that a foul act of disrespect had befallen one of the clan leaders in good standing here? Heave in disgust, you say? Hold your ears and hum your favorite song? Take pitchfork in hand and chase down the bawdy miscreant who ushered this act forth?! What an exciting situation that would be!

It appears that the mere act of registering on the forums of the Varangian pretenders' forums, even the respectable and most honorable Baron of Urth is subject to prompt account suspension for merely setting foot upon their dandy halls! This is an outrage! A disgrace! I'll have none of it!

What say you, denizens of greater Forumfallonia? Shall we gaze upon these rough fellows with a disapproving scowl? Shall we beat them ruthlessly with a hefty degree of invective? Let slip the dogs of war, my friends! No insult is undeserving, no practical joke too impractical. These reprobate scallywags are but a bag for the punching!

I remember the days when Surly would only post one lolrp paragraph to maintain the perfect balance of troll and awesome. Tragically, Wessex regurgitated a Surly who is an embarrassment posting intentionally pathetic, over-the-top roleplaying.

Can Savant recover the lost glory of Anvil society? What mysterous secrets line Protonix and Surly's past? Find out next time on . . .

[Apex Vertigo]

You scare the shit out of me Surly...

[Estrang]

I've got googleearth, some firecrackers, a pair of binoculars, a paperbag, some dog doo doo, and a match, I also have a bike, what shuld i do?

[Arnbjorn]

Do what MacGyver would do, build a nuclear power-plant with an attached five feet tall vibrator that is mined to explode when shit hits the fan!

[shnedit]

Let us not waste time with petty disputes amongst ourselves! Focus on the task at hand! I have a whole crate a whoopie cushions I intend to see used to their full extent.

Send me in like Villa?

I've got googleearth, some firecrackers, a pair of binoculars, a paperbag, some dog doo doo, and a match, I also have a bike, what shuld i do?

Do what MacGyver would do, build a nuclear power-plant with an attached five feet tall vibrator that is mined to explode when shit hits the fan!

Wise words, wise words.

[Krush]

I think surly meant to put this in the roleplaying forum.

[Selzi]

I remember when Surly wasn't an attention whore.

Oh wait. Nevermind.

:)

[Arnbjorn]

What ho! I say my good people, what would you do if you found that a foul act of disrespect had befallen one of the clan leaders in good standing here? Heave in disgust, you say? Hold your ears and hum your favorite song? Take pitchfork in hand and chase down the bawdy miscreant who ushered this act forth?! What an exciting situation that would be!

It appears that the mere act of registering on the forums of the Varangian pretenders' forums, even the respectable and most honorable Baron of Urth is subject to prompt account suspension for merely setting foot upon their dandy halls! This is an outrage! A disgrace! I'll have none of it!

What say you, denizens of greater Forumfallonia? Shall we gaze upon these rough fellows with a disapproving scowl? Shall we beat them ruthlessly with a hefty degree of invective? Let slip the dogs of war, my friends! No insult is undeserving, no practical joke too impractical. These reprobate scallywags are but a bag for the punching!


What did you expect from Norsemen?

[Valthunaer]

Just so the other Dwarves of the realms know.... we are not foes of their kind, in fact there are Dwarves in our kingdom.. have a look. (at our guilds video).

Guild Website: ( http://varangianorder.com/)

[Red Morgan]

Just so the other Dwarves of the realms know.... we are not foes of their kind, in fact there are Dwarves in our kingdom.. have a look. (at our guilds video).

Guild Website: ( http://varangianorder.com/)

No!

[Carnivo]

I swear, surly needs to lock his computer when he's high.

[Scolin]

*A ninja appears out of no where and garotes everyone in this forum, and then I stab him in the back making me the stronger.

...Now before you are thus finished dying listent to my words... I see not the dispute of such ones that would find themselves profained, great dignitaries need rebble rousers to make them understand that they are not immune to all, that they may find a lowly peasant that worked their lands, now standing tall above there corpse as the dignitary kneels at his this one peasants feet with a knife in the back...
Remember this the royals cause the peasantry to form from common citizens, the peasantries become the impoverished, starved and desprate... and those such individuals you will find... they will put a knife in your back :sly:.

Now thus on the topic of women of blonde hair to fullfill the lustful... The valkeries were those that took the honored dead to Valhalla and they were more or less bar maides in vahalla wearing cloth draperies instead of armor when the brought those dead to Valhalla. They did not sleep with the men, well it was not unheard of but those were banished, Brunhilda was one such. She loved a mortal and allowed him to be victorious in battle when he was to die and so she was banished and improsoned. Thirdly there was those that men did fornicate with, only under a single Goddess that she would allow those women into Valhalla. Any woman that was a good wife would make it into Valhalla and so too would their partners. But there was more than one way to get into Valhalla and being a good life-partners was one of them, the other was being honorable dead, there were more but they seem to escape me at the moment. Now to the cur who stated Yimir.... The giants name is YMIR, and no sane one would join forces with one such dedicated to YMIR! Norse hate gaints, all giants, frost and the dreaded fire giant Surtr.

Fair enough I am done... you may resume your dying....
*Begins walking off
Sigh... Dignitaries upset me, probably why I tend to kill them or have another kill them... Oh well :sly: