(Guide)English sms for frenchy's^^

[dedra]

So i think that on MMORPG, many people speak english ans much sms :/


The problem is for the french and other who don't enderstend the english sms :O


It's for this reason that i've decide to create this topic for help them^^


so i don't be a good english but i endestend texte and i can speak him (bad T.T) and the
sms isn't a problem^^



so... begin's :p



the bases...


****so too the french the 0-9 characters are used in the words with they pronontiacions:

exemple: me too= me 2 ( 2[two]) weight= w8 (8[eigtht])

the number most courant are 2 ,4 and 8.

****for the word, the english pronontiacion isn't too the french:
a= èy
b= bi
c= si
d= di
e= i
f= èf
g= ji
h= èch
i= ay
j= jay
k= kay
l= èl
m= èm
n= èn
o= o
p= pi
q= kiou
r= are
s= ès
t= ti
u= you
v= vi
w= dubbleyou
x= èx
y= èye
z= zèd


So it isn't dificult :)

for the rest i can't help you to learn english bases^^

Have a fun

By dedra

[shnedit]

Fro listen up to these kind words of advice.

[Ruyan]

C'est le brouillard total.

[dedra]

C'est le brouillard total.


Si t'a des questions pose en mp ^^" aparement ce genre de topics d'aide plaisent pas aux ricains :/ si ys pensent qu'a eux tempi^^

[Helgeran]

I suddenly had a deja vu (proably a french word btw) to some old nightmare I had when I had a really bad fever, it was about something like this. Maybe I had a vision of the complete, awful void of meaningless this thread is and how it threatens to suck my soul out and put an apostrophe over it.

[Delwyn]

I suddenly had a deja vu (proably a french word btw) to some old nightmare I had when I had a really bad fever, it was about something like this. Maybe I had a vision of the complete, awful void of meaningless this thread is and how it threatens to suck my soul out and put an apostrophe over it.

I just had a deja vu of daan16's shitty polls...

[Arkh]

Hi mister 84k, can you please stay out of OT for this kind of topic ?
I don't know, go to the newb forum for example.

[shnedit]

I will not insult you anymore. Hackapell may decend and injure me more.

I love you frenchy. I want to kiss you.

[Helgeran]

I just had a deja vu of daan16's shitty polls...
That is a memory! Oh wait so was mine :(
What is great about actual deja vus is that the event only actually happened once.

[Mneh]

I'm at a loss for words.


what is this

[Temet nosce]

I'm at a loss for words.


what is this

Punishment for waking up?

[Gunther TheBlack]

Brannoc, Please ban Fro's teacher.

[Vmax]

ARTHUR: Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table.
Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a
sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he
can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.
Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling]
ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
silly king-a?!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by
force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur
King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!
Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal
food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS: Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!...
ARTHUR: Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
FRENCH GUARD: Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting]
LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR: No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir.

[AmonDominus]

In before lord of Locking Hackapell

[Ababoba]

My brain begin to melt every time I see French trying to speak English!

[Slaker]

Si t'a des questions pose en mp ^^" aparement ce genre de topics d'aide plaisent pas aux ricains :/ si ys pensent qu'a eux tempi^^

On dit Americain et je ne croie qui'ils rient de toi a cause qu'il ne pense juste a eux. Je pense qu'ils rient de toi a cause que ton poste ne fait aucun sens et tu ecrit tres mal en anglais.


This guy seems to have trouble with both languages, even his french is bad. Anyway he thinks that you guys are selfish americain and that you are laughing at him and his stupid post for multiple reasons.

[Gunther TheBlack]

My brain begin to melt every time I see French trying to speak English!


I get the same when i see an american trying to speak french :p

[Viluin]

SMS? text messaging?

[Slaker]

SMS? text messaging?

Yeah I don't get it either. There is nothing about SMS in his post.

[Vmax]

I get the same when i see an american trying to speak french :p

Or a texan americain trying to speak english

[Vmax]

wink wink?

Viluin I find you unavoidable wink wink nuts nuts say no more sig offensive :D

[Ruyan]

On dit Americain et je ne croie qui'ils rient de toi a cause qu'il ne pense juste a eux. Je pense qu'ils rient de toi a cause que ton poste ne fait aucun sens et tu ecrit tres mal en anglais.


This guy seems to have trouble with both languages, even his french is bad. Anyway he thinks that you guys are selfish americain and that you are laughing at him and his stupid post for multiple reasons.

Now I'm relieved... my french sucks camelballs, but normally I can understand quite a bit. What he wrote didn't make any sense to me.

[Viluin]

Viluin I find you unavoidable wink wink nuts nuts say no more sig offensive :D

It stands out doesn't it?

[Slaker]

Now I'm relieved... my french sucks camelballs, but normally I can understand quite a bit. What he wrote didn't make any sense to me.

it didn't make any sense to me either, there is some missing letters in every words haha.

[Reikson]

Or a texan americain trying to speak english

says the dutch:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtNfb6D3Mc

[Spinewire]

i hope this does not attract more frenchies to the forums

[Gunther TheBlack]

i hope this does not attract more frenchies to the forums


I hope it does. Fro wouldn't be lonely anymore then.

[Tiberias]

It's wonderful to see Fro's family taking an interest in his hobby.

[Arkh]

My brain begin to melt every time I see French trying to speak English!
Then, I need to post more. Free forumkill ftw.