Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?

[ClownFoot]

The age old question, who is better, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? If you don't know which is which then get the fuck out of thread, you shouldn't have clicked it in the first place. I'm a Picard fan myself.

No joke answer included, this is serious business.

[Durindana]

fucking kidding me?

Picard. A thousand times Picard

Kirk actually nailed all those idiot alien bitches with big tits, Picard was a stud enough that they wanted to fuck him but he never bothered

[Red Morgan]

How can you not pick Kirk? Seriously.

[AceKaosis]

wow i thought jack ass town was miles away, dont be a red suit

[Selzi]

I was going to flame the OP for starting such an idiotic thread.

Then I realized who it was and decided it would be smarter to sit in my corner and be quiet.

[Paralda]

Kirk, most definitely. Shatner ftw.

[Arintyll]

Kirk, the man made pimpin universal.

[Rahavin]

Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEIICbllAI)

[Pernix]

Picard is the Chuck Norris of sci-fi really.

[ClownFoot]

Picard is so much better. He's like your sexy grandfather. His voice just makes me melt.

[doma]

Picard

[Desperado[1G]]

whatever

Picard couldn't carry Kirk's jockstrap

[Dazarthas]

Picard is so much better. He's like your sexy grandfather. He's voice just makes me melt.

I'm going to try to reserve his vocal cords, so that when he dies, I can have his voice.

Picard > The universe and everything in it, because all life resides in his right nut.

[TubeSock]

You guys realize you're just destroying the image of forumfall with this thread. I wouldn't be surprised if some WoWfag popped out of nowhere and started a flame war in this thread calling everyone a nerd.

[ClownFoot]

You guys realize you're just destroying the image of forumfall with this thread. I wouldn't be surprised if some WoWfag popped out of nowhere and started a flame war in this thread calling everyone a nerd.

A true man would have no shame in his love for Jean-Fucking-Luc Picard.

[Beeblebrox]

Picard because he's also psychic. And bald.

[Desperado[1G]]

Xavier =/= Picard

[Rahavin]

Picard because he's also psychic. And bald.

If you rub a bald man's head you get good luck.

True fact.

[Rokolith]

Here's to the finest crew in starfleet!

[Rokolith]

A true man would have no shame in his love for Jean-Fucking-Luc Picard.

Finnaly starting to shed the polite little act and become the demon prince of forumfall again I see. :D

[ClownFoot]

Seriously though, other than Young Robert Plant and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, Picard is the only man I was ever sexually attracted to.

[what]

Picard is the Chuck Norris of sci-fi really.

then kirk is bruce lee :p

[Dazarthas]

then kirk is bruce lee :p

Bruce Lee might have beaten Chuck Norris, but he's the one who's dead.

[Kheiron]

Picard. He's the embodiment of the perfect captain.
Kirk is a redneck in comparison.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

How can you not pick Kirk? Seriously.

QFT.

Only some **** euro fags would pick Picard. New Star Trek sucks.. has always sucked and will always suck.

[David F]

Picard would kick Kirk's butt in a bareknuckle fight.

[Khumash-Gor]

The age old question, who is better, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? If you don't know which is which then get the fuck out of thread, you shouldn't have clicked it in the first place. I'm a Picard fan myself.

No joke answer included, this is serious business.

picard ftw. his political skills coupled with his far superior tactical skills wins out over kirk's impressive social skills (with the ladies at least)

also, picard was once a borg

[bluthorn]

Bald guy with an awesome voice and command presence> KHAAAAANNNNN!

[Kheiron]

picard ftw. his political skills coupled with his far superior tactical skills wins out over kirk's impressive social skills (with the ladies at least)

also, picard was once a borg

They just liked Kirks spaceship. Seriously, get two identical blokes, put one in a Corolla and one in a Viper and send them out picking up chicks, and see what happens. If Kirk was a transport captain, he wouldn't get near as much arse, and probably a lot more herpes.

[Salo]

Picard. The man had gravitas. And, he's the one you'd want commanding the troups: much less likely to get distracted at a crucial moment by alien totty.

[Red Morgan]

Picard was always that Q guy's bitch. Kirk would have beat his ass the moment he tried acting all omnipotent and godlike.

Hell, I remember that one episode when Kirk killed Apollo. He fucking killed a Greek god. Kirk wins.

[ClownFoot]

Hell, I remember that one episode when Kirk killed Apollo. He fucking killed a Greek god. Kirk wins.

As already stated, Picard was once a borg. How much better can you get?

[Red Morgan]

As already stated, Picard was once a borg. How much better can you get?

Oh I don't know... how about being a GOD SLAYER?

[Lysandor]

Picard had the balls to wear the red shirt.


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[ClownFoot]

Oh I don't know... how about being a GOD SLAYER?

God slaying is over rated. I'm an atheist anyway, thus I don't believe there was any gods for him to slay, meaning he just randomly killed an innocent civilian.

[Kinsari]

Picard without a doubt. Kirk was a little bitch in comparison. Picard got stabbed in the heart and still went on to be captain and kick ass.

[Kheiron]

Q is the closest thing to a god there, and Picard keeps outsmarting him. Those greek gods were probably aliens with impressive holography who scanned the ships computer core.

[Slypieguy]

neither you fucking nerds

[Durindana]

Picard without a doubt. Kirk was a little bitch in comparison. Picard got stabbed in the heart and still went on to be captain and kick ass.

good point, I'd forgotten about that. The pussy who stabbed him through the fucking heart (think about how hardcore that is) in a BARFIGHT for God's sake had to stab him in the BACK - because Picard would've whipped his ass if he'd made a frontal approach

[odd_rhodes]

Picard is both a badass and a silver fox. Kirk needed speech therapy.

[Protonix]

Seriously though, other than Young Robert Plant and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, Picard is the only man I was ever sexually attracted to.

sean connery > picard in sexiness, though it's reasonably close..sort of.

[DR.NUMBERS]

Picard without a doubt. Kirk was a little bitch in comparison. Picard got stabbed in the heart and still went on to be captain and kick ass.

Not only did he get stabbed in the heart, but he pulled the knife out and killed his attacker with it.

[Mulambo]

Although I like Picard, I voted Kirk because the og startrek series tackled moar political issues and was moar socially pushy. the later series was just leik kewl special effects and worf.

[Gaal]

Picard is almost as badass as putin.

[DR.NUMBERS]

Although I like Picard, I voted Kirk because the og startrek series tackled moar political issues and was moar socially pushy. the later series was just leik kewl special effects and worf.

Yeah and? Worf made the show.

"When a man can no longer stand and face his enemies, it is time for him to die."

"This man cannot be defeated, only killed."

[Toxic Waste]

Picard, but only because his name reminds me of pecan. I like pecans.

[losinglife]

Tho kurk was a ladies man, picard was pretty much badass all around.

[doma]

You guys realize you're just destroying the image of forumfall with this thread. I wouldn't be surprised if some WoWfag popped out of nowhere and started a flame war in this thread calling everyone a nerd.

What image of forumfall does not allow for the awesomeness that is Picard?

[IcePillow]

I would say... Picard!

[tallefred]

I've only seen the shows with Piccard. Maybe I shouldn't have voted.... still, it seems I picked the winning side.

[Spineless_DoO]

fucking kidding me?

Picard. A thousand times Picard

Kirk actually nailed all those idiot alien bitches with big tits, Picard was a stud enough that they wanted to fuck him but he never bothered

He is a sausage smuggler. Rainbow man. Takes it in the ass.

Kirk hands down. Kirk is classic. Picard is a fill in.

[Revelant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHw6ow2el0

Engage.

[Ryo]

Kirk haz the awesomeness, he is the best:D

[Ludo]

The series still suck monkey balls but I picked Picard.

[tarsus]

Kirk's an ass, he always gets his ensigns killed.

[Pcheez]

Captain Akbar.