View Full Version : Coffee VS Tea
heroshade
09-05-2008, 01:06 AM
Just a random poll. Do you like coffee or tea better? Personally, I like coffee, but none of that Starbucks crap. Discuss
Someone
09-05-2008, 01:07 AM
Tea!!! I fucking hate coffee, it smells fucking vile and tastes worse. Nothing but Tea and lots of it for me.
kordoyn
09-05-2008, 01:08 AM
Tea beats out coffee any day.
Delthayre
09-05-2008, 01:09 AM
I badly mislike coffee, but quite like tea. In the morning I drink a slightly less astringent English Breakfast blend that a local shop sells and for the evening I usually drink either Lapsang Souchong or Earl Grey. I prefer strong black teas and generally abhor green tea, but I do enjoy an occassional pot of Jasmine tea.
I am quite surprised that the first three responses to this thread have all been by people who prefer tea to coffee.
Lotharr
09-05-2008, 01:09 AM
I don't like any of the two choices too much. Anyway, coffee breath smells like shit.
maskedtears
09-05-2008, 01:10 AM
I've never had coffee. So I'll go with tea. :)
AlmostLife
09-05-2008, 01:11 AM
Cooooooooooffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Carl Ragadamn
09-05-2008, 01:11 AM
Tea, the smell of coffee makes my migraine explode and makes me want to die.
heroshade
09-05-2008, 01:12 AM
I don't like any of the two choices too much. Anyway, coffee breath smells like shit.
You're supposed to brush your teeth afterwards. AFTERWARDS! Don't do it before, or it will taste worse.
Rahavin
09-05-2008, 01:13 AM
Don't like either very much...but coffee is all right sometimes.
Behhemoth
09-05-2008, 01:13 AM
aw man coffee just tastes so good... tea just tastes like juice or something, nothing special. plus it makes you feel warm for like 8 hours after you drink it.
Telemachos
09-05-2008, 01:13 AM
Coffee all day.
epicor
09-05-2008, 01:13 AM
i like bot, but i vote tea cause i order it more. But i drink it southern usa style. have had english tea & nearly vomited
Lotharr
09-05-2008, 01:14 AM
You're supposed to brush your teeth afterwards. AFTERWARDS! Don't do it before, or it will taste worse.
So, some people would have to brush their teeth like... seven times a day?
Merrin
09-05-2008, 01:14 AM
Tea.
Coffee Black
09-05-2008, 01:14 AM
i like tea, but i am coffee addicted :)
Behhemoth
09-05-2008, 01:15 AM
i like tea, but i am coffee addicted :)
see look, coffee is so good people name themselves after it.
heroshade
09-05-2008, 01:15 AM
i like tea, but i am coffee addicted :)
I slapped myself when I read your name and then your post.
Coffee Black
09-05-2008, 01:18 AM
i usually drink 1.5 l of coffee. so my friends gave me nickname "coffee" <meaby not orginal but fit lol>
but tea is good too >> sencha
Lethn
09-05-2008, 01:19 AM
Why isn't there a both option? :(
Behhemoth
09-05-2008, 01:19 AM
Why isn't there a both option? :(
what are you, some american-british human hybrid?
Lethn
09-05-2008, 01:20 AM
Why do people insist on putting others in stereotypes? I'm half-irish actually :p
Behhemoth
09-05-2008, 01:21 AM
Why do people insist on putting others in stereotypes? I'm half-irish actually :p
kool. drink koffi
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452136
pookums
09-05-2008, 01:24 AM
I drink Clipper green teas (especially the one with ginseng) or Earl Grey, always black with no sugar. Sometimes if I stop at Sainos before work, I see if they have any random and revolting looking flavours and take them to work with me to gross people out with. The last one I had was lemongrass and lavender which after you get over the smell didn't taste too bad.
No doubt once all the americans get online the votes for cawfee will go up again.
Ha, this thread actually reminded me of an article ....http://rumandmonkey.com/articles/280/
Malhavok
09-05-2008, 01:44 AM
If I had to choose one I could not live without it'd be coffee. Tea still has its place though, especially iced tea.
Kagetora8151
09-05-2008, 01:49 AM
I like tea over coffee. I live in the Midwestern USA!
DR.NUMBERS
09-05-2008, 01:50 AM
Coffee in the morning and sometimes the evening, tea all the time.
5%Luck
09-05-2008, 01:53 AM
Im a coffee feind most of the week. But when I pull out a bong better bust out the tea cup and a jar of honey!
100 cups of coffee episode futurama #1
English black teas are the bomb( like i can even begin to know how good english tea realy is!)
Doppo
09-05-2008, 01:53 AM
I prefer tea myself.
Lachrymose
09-05-2008, 01:54 AM
i can't stand coffee, but i do enjoy tea every now and then.
Jargo
09-05-2008, 01:54 AM
Coffee is the superior beverage, but I love green tea.
Rhasta
09-05-2008, 01:58 AM
Coffe and cigarettes are the only shit that can save you if you slept 3 hours and need to go to work.
Layedballer
09-05-2008, 01:58 AM
I drink REAL coffee, none of that sugared down Starbucks crap that's on every block. I take my coffee black. But my favorite is espresso.
Sometimes I wish I was back in Italy
ClownFoot
09-05-2008, 02:11 AM
Personally, I like coffee, but none of that Starbucks crap.
Does that even count as coffee? It's like a drop of coffee then a glass full of whipped cream and sprinkles.
so my friends gave me nickname "coffee" <meaby not orginal but fit lol>
That's bull. You pulled your name directly from Semi-Pro. One of the main characters is called Coffee Black.
Arintyll
09-05-2008, 02:51 AM
Coffee Coffee Coffee ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH must make moar COFFEE!!!11!!
but yeah, I like coffee.
Tea is quite enjoyable but more of a relaxing drink for me whereas coffee is what I hook up to my IV to keep me functioning on 18hr days.
Wickfield
09-05-2008, 02:54 AM
I don't drink either regularly... but I enjoy both. I voted coffee cuz I drink it slightly more often than tea.
Pernix
09-05-2008, 02:55 AM
I can't believe tea is winning.
Geistre
09-05-2008, 02:56 AM
Coffee instills unwarrented bowel movements. Tea 4tw baby.
Slaker
09-05-2008, 02:56 AM
Coffee of course!
Spoon-Manni
09-05-2008, 03:04 AM
Can you coffebag someone! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! No you bloody well can't!
Tea wins by default.
TubeSock
09-05-2008, 03:08 AM
Mango Juice!
bluthorn
09-05-2008, 03:09 AM
Both taste awful.
But tea is the least bad of the two.
David F
09-05-2008, 03:17 AM
Earl Grey with milk. Makes you feel all warm and cozy.
Tea.
alfaroverall
09-05-2008, 03:18 AM
Tea, though I don't drink a whole lot of either. I like the "Earl Grey Green" tea that they sell in some places, which is basically just green tea with the oil of bergamot that gives the Earl Grey flavor added in.
Drohn Moharri
09-05-2008, 03:55 AM
Tea is better than coffee but hot tea is just kinda meh. In the south everyone drinks sweet tea which is basically undrinkable because it tastes like sugar water, but unsweet cold tea is pretty good.
heroshade
09-05-2008, 04:20 AM
Why do people insist on putting others in stereotypes? I'm half-irish actually :p
I'm 100% Irish and I live in America. I win!
Also, theres no both option because the point of the poll is to find out which one people like more.
Grim_Hellfire
09-05-2008, 04:21 AM
tea cools you down ..but for me it depends on which one is sweeter :P
alfaroverall
09-05-2008, 04:25 AM
tea cools you down ..but for me it depends on which one is sweeter :P
Tea generally balances you out. If you're hyper it pulls you down; if you're down it pulls you up. I'm not sure exactly why, but I think it has to do with the caffeine being mixed with a whole boatload of extremely weak depressants which basically affect you differently depending on your mental state.
losinglife
09-05-2008, 06:53 AM
tea hands down. Also way to make the 30billionth poll on this topic.
heroshade
09-05-2008, 06:59 AM
tea hands down. Also way to make the 30billionth poll on this topic.
Apparently search has failed me then.
Zionist
09-05-2008, 07:00 AM
Coffee. Ever try truffle or a mocha frap? Coffee and chocolate mix.
losinglife
09-05-2008, 07:18 AM
Apparently search has failed me then.
you have failed you :(
Xtra-Medium
09-05-2008, 07:24 AM
tea or you have no class
Eclipso
09-05-2008, 07:36 AM
Both
Coffee in the morning and during the day type thing
Sweet tea when at home .... so good both of them!
slayerdp
09-05-2008, 07:49 AM
Coffee all the way
DeathByCactus
09-05-2008, 07:50 AM
Coffee... good on morning hunts. Ice tea rocks too though, don't drink much warm tea however.
Linker
09-05-2008, 07:58 AM
Tea. End of discussion.
Coffee Black
09-05-2008, 08:03 AM
That's bull. You pulled your name directly from Semi-Pro. One of the main characters is called Coffee Black.
First. Read with understanding. Second. I have this nickname for over 15 years. I need to find what You talking about with Semi-Pro. I found this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0839980/fullcredits#cast so who, from main characters have name Coffee Black....
Helgeran
09-05-2008, 08:36 AM
Coffee smells godly but tastes awful, tea smells bad and tastes nothing.
Proper Talent
09-05-2008, 08:40 AM
Depends what you make your tea with.
Kraven
09-05-2008, 09:09 AM
retitle: Men vs. Women/British
Helgeran
09-05-2008, 09:11 AM
retitle: Men vs. Women/British
You mean Old bitches with brown teeth vs. Women/British.
Kusghuul
09-05-2008, 09:44 AM
Tea, by Joves!
Spineless_DoO
09-05-2008, 10:53 AM
Coffee keeps me going. Tea is for english fags.
tallefred
09-05-2008, 11:11 AM
Every time I drink coffee I get a headache, get spacy and feel sick. I still drink it occasionally when I forget what it does to me. I love tea though, great stuff.
Largion
09-05-2008, 11:16 AM
Coffee all the way!
nice poll :D
i like tea best, but i also really like the smell of coffee but not the taste very much :p
Lo_k'Mir
09-05-2008, 11:21 AM
For me it's tea ftw! :D
Tea is for pussies, but coffee are for 40 year olds with no brain activity - so where is the "they both suck" option?
Pcheez
09-05-2008, 11:32 AM
With the high concentration of UK people in here im not surprised at the high tea poll.
I drink both, but tea once in a blue moon.
Coffee, strong enough to give a normal man a heart attack, 6 cups a day, for me.
shnedit
09-05-2008, 11:46 AM
I cant drink coffee anymore, gives me toothache. Might be as I take it with 3 sugars anyway.
Tea is win.
Extra marks if your butler serves you it.
Kusghuul
09-05-2008, 11:50 AM
Coffee, strong enough to give a normal man a heart attack, 6 cups a day, for me.
Funny how everyone that drinks coffee gives his coffee something like that description.
Threven
09-05-2008, 11:59 AM
Tea with lots of sugar.
Largion
09-05-2008, 12:21 PM
I cant drink coffee anymore, gives me toothache. Might be as I take it with 3 sugars anyway.
Tea is win.
Extra marks if your butler serves you it.
Im disappointed in you! :(
Vertigo Vain
09-05-2008, 12:50 PM
I drink tea because i like the different flavours and tastes.
I drink coffee only because of coffein if need to get myself fit for something.
So its taste vs effect.
Taste wins. My vote goes for tea.
Pernix
09-05-2008, 01:55 PM
Tea is for girls. What the fuck is going on here??
Haldred
09-05-2008, 02:03 PM
I enjoy tea in the afternoons or night
BUT fucking coffee any time else.
losinglife
09-05-2008, 02:06 PM
Tea is for girls. What the fuck is going on here??
you are a girl!
Daisy Diamond
09-05-2008, 02:18 PM
I do like a nice cup of tea, I do. It's most refreshing. But in the mornings I like to mainline coffee...
Aldur
09-05-2008, 02:20 PM
I like both coffee and tea. It's hard for me to choose.
If you asked me to choose between the Beatles or Elvis, then I could give you an answer.
shnedit
09-05-2008, 02:22 PM
If you asked me to choose between the Beatles or Elvis, then I could give you an answer.
So, beatles or elvis? Which one do you prefer?
Pernix
09-05-2008, 02:39 PM
you are a girl!
I am? Brb, fapping to myself.
losinglife
09-05-2008, 02:41 PM
I am? Brb, fapping to myself.
well dont be a snob, send some pics to me!
forestchild
09-05-2008, 02:41 PM
Just a random poll. Do you like coffee or tea better? Personally, I like coffee, but none of that Starbucks crap. Discuss
Coffee but coffee is main drink in holland not tea, maybe thats why, i grew up with coffee.
Aldur
09-05-2008, 02:43 PM
So, beatles or elvis? Which one do you prefer?
Beatles
Satorian
09-05-2008, 03:02 PM
Tea, definitely. Can't stand coffee, but drink about three litres of tea a day. Usually Dilmah brands, always unsugared. Favorite is large leaved green sencha in a pot.
Coffee is just vile.
DrGreenThumb
09-05-2008, 03:16 PM
Tea all the way baby!
I love the smell of coffee,however,it pales in comparison to the mighty tea!
nah,each to their own,i just can't drink that stuff,smells good though.
milky 2 sugars please...and it so isn't my turn!
(and don't forget,mushrooms go aloot better with tea too :P)
shnedit
09-05-2008, 03:19 PM
Tea, definitely. Can't stand coffee, but drink about three litres of tea a day. Usually Dilmah brands, always unsugared. Favorite is large leaved green sencha in a pot.
Coffee is just vile.
Yeh I have to drink a entire pot of tea in the morning to even function, otherwise I slow down in a cloud of steam and break.
DrGreenThumb
09-05-2008, 03:21 PM
Yeh I have to drink a entire pot of tea in the morning to even function, otherwise I slow down in a cloud of steam and break.
i can relate,my intake of nicotine is highly needed for me,with large doses of tea at such times.
IcePillow
09-05-2008, 03:31 PM
Coffee, for the breath!
stingerII
09-05-2008, 03:35 PM
tea ... my coffees taste vile!
Capricious
09-05-2008, 03:37 PM
Black coffee, daily.
I get headaches when I don't drink coffee.
Carl Ragadamn
09-05-2008, 03:40 PM
Black coffee, daily.
I get headaches when I don't drink coffee.
Caffeine addiction is a bitch...try going without for like 3 days, its a riot.
Capricious
09-05-2008, 04:14 PM
Caffeine addiction is a bitch...try going without for like 3 days, its a riot.
If my last coffee is on monday, I'm usually fine by wednesday and can continue on sans caffeine.
Other than coffee, I only drink water/juice/beer/wine, so I guess no other sources of caffeine in my diet.
Tea!!! So many different types. not a huge coffee fan, i dont despise the stuff but its not my cup of tea. Oh i made a pun.
shnedit
09-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Tea!!! So many different types. not a huge coffee fan, i dont despise the stuff but its not my cup of tea. Oh i made a pun.
Ok i beleive you now, you like tea you must be a brit.
Daisy Diamond
09-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Tea!!! So many different types. not a huge coffee fan, i dont despise the stuff but its not my cup of tea. Oh i made a pun.
Yes you did! *laughs* and I for one enjoyed it.
richtomania
09-05-2008, 04:47 PM
every morning is a tea morning.
every evening is a tea evening.
Spinewire
09-05-2008, 05:27 PM
Both are pretty shitty i drink neither
Spikey
09-05-2008, 05:30 PM
Being English tea is in my blood.
Ultimo
09-05-2008, 05:59 PM
Here is what I don't get about coffee. Millions of years of evolution has taught us to avoid bitter things. In nature, bitter = bad. Yet, some people still drink coffee...
Then again, I do drink beer...
Ragnaroth
09-05-2008, 06:28 PM
Coffee ofcourse:D tea is for wussy's xD no just kidding, i just like coffee because of the cafaïne in it.. Or however u say that in english :P The stuff that keeps you awake :)
verboten
09-05-2008, 09:57 PM
I would choose tea, I will have a coffee on occasion though tea is my obvious preference.
Horseman
09-05-2008, 09:58 PM
Coffee, about 5 cups a day.
Both are pretty shitty i drink neither
Theres a type of tea for everyone! For you i'd think sloppy turd with some tea leaves would be most appropriate.
ClownFoot
09-05-2008, 10:06 PM
I forgot to mention, I voted for coffee.
Capricious
09-05-2008, 10:12 PM
I forgot to mention, I voted for coffee.
Good info. Good info.
Ababoba
09-05-2008, 10:14 PM
Tea sucks and I have never tasted coffee. Where is the 3rd option?
Tea sucks?
Take that back before i stab you.
Largion
09-05-2008, 10:21 PM
Tea sucks and I have never tasted coffee. Where is the 3rd option?
Take a soft drink and let the adults have this thread.
And coffee is a must every morning!
I'm swedish => I prefer coffee
Capricious
09-05-2008, 10:28 PM
Tea sucks and I have never tasted coffee. Where is the 3rd option?
I guess he didn't add an "I'm 5 years old" option.
Daccus
09-05-2008, 10:42 PM
I like both, but I love coffee more. When you start roasting your own coffee beans you get coffee that tastes so much better than anything you can buy at the supermarket or Starbucks.
paade
09-05-2008, 10:47 PM
coffee wins, tea is almost tasteless. Also, strong coffee makes your poop quicker.
tea is almost tasteless.
No its not pluss theres so many different types. Its as tasteless as you want it to be.
Tyler
09-05-2008, 11:01 PM
you people are freaks coffee is the best.
not to say tea is bad, it has it's place. but coffee reigns supreme.
tsakalos
09-05-2008, 11:27 PM
Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:ohno::ohno::ohno::o hno:
WhySoSerious
09-05-2008, 11:29 PM
you people are freaks coffee is the best.
not to say tea is bad, it has it's place. but coffee reigns supreme.
At least tea doesnt turn your teeth brown
Grim_Hellfire
09-05-2008, 11:29 PM
i rarely drink coffee and when i do , my throat becomes agitated and my stomach feels like burning + eating whole wheat ceral with milk and ice coffee gives you the "poof"
dragonkillking
09-06-2008, 08:35 AM
TEA! is brilliant we english like it so much that we named one of are letters after it and I don't think there is a letter coffee.
Slypieguy
09-06-2008, 08:40 AM
Fuck coffee
Nothing beats REAL tea (sweet tea in the south)
palo god
09-06-2008, 08:43 AM
I like both but I like tea more because I grew up on it.
Mr.LichTwitch
09-06-2008, 08:58 AM
Coffee. Tea is for pussies and the British. In all honesty, I like both and give the slight edge to coffee because it satisfies my caffeine addiction.
Spankytwo
09-06-2008, 09:06 AM
Lol @ tea
Tea is for women and men without genitals
palo god
09-06-2008, 09:10 AM
Lol @ tea
Tea is for women and men without genitals
So ice tea is for men without genitals? you fail so hard its barely comprehensible.
Spankytwo
09-06-2008, 09:14 AM
So ice tea is for men without genitals? you fail so hard its barely comprehensible.
Tea vs Coffee
Not Ice Tea vs Lemonade
cuz Ice tea is iced and coffee isnt (well it can be, but we aint argueing cold drinks, now are we?)
Besides, beer>ice tea
heroshade
09-06-2008, 09:16 AM
Iced tea is the only kind of tea I will drink.
slugy
09-06-2008, 11:32 AM
i dont really like either unless you put about 3 sugars in, so i guess my answer is i hate them both.
Honest Bill
09-06-2008, 12:00 PM
Tea, because it keeps my char walla out of trouble
Tea.....
Could drink it hot... Would prefer it cold, With mass sugar...lol
Coffee,..because I can get so many flavors.
I like the taste of tea and stuff...
But much more love the effect of coffee.
Soo coffee.
Eskareon
09-06-2008, 04:29 PM
Seems like many people voting for tea are not voting for real tea but herbal teas.
Astaren
09-06-2008, 04:41 PM
Real coffee for real men mixed with some vodka or something keeps me going :D
CaseD
09-06-2008, 07:08 PM
I'm English, it's an easy choice.
dragonkillking
09-06-2008, 07:12 PM
Tea Tea and more tea the british invaded countrys to get the stuff
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.