Surly weighs 290 pounds

[Viluin]

Proof here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/18198303b2d99f4d/

He did not mention his name, but I'm sure he won't deny it!

[Fro]

Proof here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/18198303b2d99f4d/

He did not mention his name, but I'm sure he won't deny it!

And surlys hatred of fat people was all just a cunning ruse to stop us from realising he himself is a fat basterd?

[Viluin]

I already regret doing this. :bang:

Well, not really. It's fun.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Proof here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/18198303b2d99f4d/

He did not mention his name, but I'm sure he won't deny it!

This doesnt seem very nice.

[Surly]

Your phone service sucks balls.

[Slypieguy]

NSFW ads on that site

[Viluin]

Your phone service sucks balls.

No u. I could hardly understand what you were saying.

This doesnt seem very nice.

I'm not insulting anyone. :)

NSFW ads on that site

No.

[pookums]

Roflmao

[Fro]

I didn't even bother clicking the link.

[Paralda]

How did you get Surly's number..?

[pookums]

He posted it in another thread

[Surly]

How did you get Surly's number..?
I posted it in the picture thread.

[tallefred]

Epic.

[Viluin]

So you do weigh 290 pounds?

[Bunkah]

Rick Rolls are bannable stuff!! :D

[pookums]

So you do weigh 290 pounds?

And that's AFTER he went to Fat Camp

[Capricious]

NSFW ads on that site

Yea, thanks Viluin...oh, wait.

[Corpse]

Seeing as he has posted pictures of him self, these insults are rather dull.

[Slypieguy]

this thread is going places

[Viluin]

Seeing as he has posted pictures of him self, these insults are rather dull.

Pictures are no proof. He flat out admitted he weighs 290 pounds!

[holychicken]

Isn't it obvious that Surly has some kind of deformity, whether it be physical or social, that makes him an outcast? Obesity wouldn't surprise me.

[Largion]

Viluin should try out for Idol or something!

[Fluffington]

Pictures are no proof. He flat out admitted he weighs 290 pounds!

290 pounds of muscle!

[Corpse]

Pictures are no proof. He flat out admitted he weighs 290 pounds!

I admit to having a 12 inch mondo penis.

[shnedit]

Proof here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/18198303b2d99f4d/

He did not mention his name, but I'm sure he won't deny it!

Your not being nearly nice enough to fit your new leaf.

I knew you'd slip.

[Capricious]

Someone fill me in, I can't listen to audio ATM.

[Largion]

Rick Rolls are bannable stuff!! :D

They atleast have the rule
You may not at any point in time distribute any real life personal information about fellow community members or Aventurine employees.

[ExiliuM]

"But anyway, I sang for you, so... the least you could give me is like, uh, sex."
"Sex?"
"Yes."
"Uuuuhhhh... alright."

Lmao

[Fro]

So surly are you a fatty mcfat arse sack of shit?

[Viluin]

I'm pretty sure this is not against the ToS.

At least not enough to matter. :idea:

[Shamoke]

Oh so that call was from the Netherlands. Your phone numbers are gay by the way.

[Mordhak]

Epic shit. Shame you couldn't understand fuck all of what Surly was saying.

[Corpse]

Epic shit. Shame you couldn't understand fuck all of what Surly was saying.

That wasnt surly, it was the teacher from charlie brown on the other end.

[Largion]

I'm pretty sure this is not against the ToS.

At least not enough to matter. :idea:

All report Viluin so he gets a ban before getting 10000+!

[Viluin]

Oh so that call was from the Netherlands. Your phone numbers are gay by the way.

Teh plot thickens.


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[Fro]

Teh plot thickens.


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The guy didn't sound dutch though. This is how the dutch speak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtNfb6D3Mc&feature=related

[Fluffington]

All report Viluin so he gets a ban before getting 10000+!

Reporting is a totally sure fire way to make sure someone definately gets infractions, for real.

[Shamoke]

Teh plot thickens.


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No, I was on vent when you sent him a text. I was trying to discover what the hell city you lived in I think the digits were 31(Netherlands) and then 466 (which I couldn't find what city that was, just that it was from a mobile phone).

[pookums]

The guy didn't sound dutch though. This is how the dutch speak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtNfb6D3Mc&feature=related

I've only ever known one dutch guy who talked like that lol. The rest of them sounded slightly danish.

[Viluin]

No, I was on vent when you sent him a text. I was trying to discover what the hell city you lived in I think the digits were 31(Netherlands) and then 466 (which I couldn't find what city that was, just that it was from a mobile phone).

I used a mobile phone. The area code is 0031. And that 466 can't be true. Mobile phones don't have area codes related to cities btw, lol.

[Surly]

No, I was on vent when you sent him a text. I was trying to discover what the hell city you lived in I think the digits were 31(Netherlands) and then 466 (which I couldn't find what city that was, just that it was from a mobile phone).
It doesn't matter Shamoke, my terrible secret (http://www.anvilsociety.com/pub/fatsurly.jpg) is out.

[shnedit]

It doesn't matter Shamoke, my terrible secret (http://www.anvilsociety.com/pub/fatsurly.jpg) is out.

I like your boobs, alot.

[Viluin]

It doesn't matter Shamoke, my terrible secret (http://www.anvilsociety.com/pub/fatsurly.jpg) is out.

Trying to cover it all up with a joke? :D

[Fluffington]

Trying to cover it all up with a joke? :D

That may be the first unedited picture on the internet.

[pookums]

It doesn't matter Shamoke, my terrible secret (http://www.anvilsociety.com/pub/fatsurly.jpg) is out.

I'm jealous. Your boobs are bigger than mine.

[Mordhak]

This thread is growing alarmingly fast. Not to mention the quality of the posts.

Pookums I vote you upload a pic to compare.

[Corpse]

I'm jealous. Your boobs are bigger than mine.

Proof.

[Rokolith]

Trying to cover it all up with a joke? :D

You thought it was funny.

[Brett]

this thread fails. leave poor surly alone.

[Shamoke]

I used a mobile phone. The area code is 0031. And that 466 can't be true. Mobile phones don't have area codes related to cities btw, lol.

Yeah I didn't know that since over here we don't have city codes just area codes. Surly said the first digits were 011-31-466. The first three numbers are used for calling out of America to another country, the second one is the country code, and the third one is suppose to be the city code I guess, but looking it up gave me shit about it being a mobile number. From my very very limited understanding of international calling there are apparently hubs that calls go through and I think 466 is a mobile hub or some shit.

Anyway, you have excellent English skills!

[Viluin]

Should I be expecting calls in the middle of the night now?

Yeah I didn't know that since over here we don't have city codes just area codes. Surly said the first digits were 011-31-466. The first three numbers are used for calling out of America to another country, the second one is the country code, and the third one is suppose to be the city code I guess, but looking it up gave me shit about it being a mobile number. From my very very limited understanding of international calling there are apparently hubs that calls go through and I think 466 is a mobile hub or some shit.

Anyway, you have excellent English skills!

Whoa, then Surly must've seen a really long ass number on his phone's screen.

[Shamoke]

Should I be expecting calls in the middle of the night now?

Expecting? Or hoping?

[tallefred]

Probably not, since we'll be needing the rest of that number in order to have much hope of getting through.

[Viluin]

Expecting? Or hoping?

Both. By the way, did you call me yesterday? I got a call from an unknown caller, but I couldn't pick up because I was busy.

[Fro]

Should I be expecting calls in the middle of the night now?



Whoa, then Surly must've seen a really long ass number on his phone's screen.

I'm scared, you speak better english then most of my freinds.

[Shamoke]

Both. By the way, did you call me yesterday? I got a call from an unknown caller, but I couldn't pick up because I was busy.

Nope. Surly didn't tell me your whole number.

[tallefred]

Dammit Surly. Learn to share.

[Viluin]

Nope. Surly didn't tell me your whole number.

Basically, he only gave you area codes. There are actually 9 more digits. :lmao:

[Yantheman]

Any way to get a transcript of that conversation?

[xKilljoy187]

Rofl, he still hasn't denied it. This thread is priceless..

[Surly]

Basically, he only gave you area codes. There are actually 9 more digits. :lmao:
What, you want me to give out your number?

[tallefred]

I'm fairly certain that he does.

[Surly]

Any way to get a transcript of that conversation?
Me: Hello
Viluin: Hello? Who is this?
Me: This is Ken.
Viluin: I wrote you a song.
Me: Let's hear it
Viluin: Rickroll... so what do you think?
Me: Well, I liked it. I'd like to hear the chorus, to get the full effect, but that's a pretty good start.
Viluin: What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
Me: I said I'd like to hear the chorus, but it's a pretty good start.
Viluin: Yeah, nah, I think I'm done singing you know. But anyway, I sang for you, so the least you could give me is, uh, sex.
Me: Sex?
Viluin: Yes.
Me: Uhh, okay. When would you like to come and collect?
Viluin: What are you wearing right now.
Me: Uhh, a T-shirt and some jeans.
Viluin: Well take it off then, you know.
Me: Oh you mean over the phone? Nah, no, I don't do that sort of things.
Viluin: Oh. Why not?
Me: I just prefer the real thing, that's all.
Viluin: Oh well that's going to be tough. Well, anyway, could I have one of your recipes? I heard you're a really good cook.
Me: Oh yeah, yeah. For what do you want a recipe?
Viluin: I don't know, something that tastes good.
Me: Okay, umm, how about... bread fried in pig lard and covered in sugar?
Viluin: Covered in sugar... are you fat?
Me: Yeah
Viluin: Cool
Me: About 298 pounds.
Viluin: Whoa-lee-shhhit.
Me: Yeah.
Viluin: Obesity. Oh you're an American, right? Yeah, I know.
Me: Yeah, it's normal for us. My neighbors are all like 350 pounds, so I'm like the skinny guy in the neighborhood.
Viluin: Oh so it makes you feel good, right? Some one's fatter than you.
Me: Yeah, that's how it works.
Viluin: Anyway it was nice talking to you, I have to go now. Goodbye.

[Khumash-Gor]

lol nice. true community bonding

surly, didnt you once give your number to kinghussien? i think that would be a funny conversation.

[Viluin]

What, you want me to give out your number?

No. Not on the forums, obviously.

Me: Hello
Viluin: Hello? Who is this?
Me: This is Ken.
Viluin: I wrote you a song.
Me: Let's hear it
Viluin: Rickroll... so what do you think?
Me: Well, I liked it. I'd like to hear the chorus, to get the full effect, but that's a pretty good start.
Viluin: What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
Me: I said I'd like to hear the chorus, but it's a pretty good start.
Viluin: Yeah, nah, I think I'm done singing you know. But anyway, I sang for you, so the least you could give me is, uh, sex.
Me: Sex?
Viluin: Yes.
Me: Uhh, okay. When would you like to come and collect?
Viluin: What are you wearing right now.
Me: Uhh, a T-shirt and some jeans.
Viluin: Well take it off then, you know.
Me: Oh you mean over the phone? Nah, no, I don't do that sort of things.
Viluin: Oh. Why not?
Me: I just prefer the real thing, that's all.
Viluin: Oh well that's going to be tough. Well, anyway, could I have one of your recipes? I heard you're a really good cook.
Me: Oh yeah, yeah. For what do you want a recipe?
Viluin: I don't know, something that tastes good.
Me: Okay, umm, how about... bread fried in pig lard and covered in sugar?
Viluin: Covered in sugar... are you fat?
Me: Yeah
Viluin: Cool
Me: About 298 pounds.
Viluin: Whoa-lee-shhhit.
Me: Yeah.
Viluin: Obesity. Oh you're an American, right? Yeah, I know.
Me: Yeah, it's normal for us. My neighbors are all like 350 pounds, so I'm like the skinny guy in the neighborhood.
Viluin: Oh so it makes you feel good, right? Some one's fatter than you.
Me: Yeah, that's how it works.
Viluin: Anyway it was nice talking to you, I have to go now. Goodbye.

I couldn't hear what you were saying half the time. :( My phone was on speaker next to my PC headset.

[Surly]

lol nice. true community bonding

surly, didnt you once give your number to kinghussien? i think that would be a funny conversation.
Yeah, I posted that in another thread I was arguing with him in... he called me and said "Is this surly?" and I said "yeah" and he said "you're stupid!" and hung up really fast.

[Selzi]

That truly was epic, Viluin.

Also, you have a pretty good voice.

[Alfar Glory]

what you way 130 kg !!!! :)) what the fudge ( maybe I converted it wrong if so please correct ) how tall are you ? in cm please I'm european :)

[Lethn]

Why is it that almost everything forumfall posts that requires a stream manages to fuck with my browser in someway even if it's a tiny bit?

lulz hillarious, surly your an idiot :D

[Khumash-Gor]

Why is it that almost everything forumfall posts that requires a stream manages to fuck with my browser in someway even if it's a tiny bit?

its a virus. they were trying to steal your porn

[Vanno]

Hey Surly, we should team up and form the snack pack.

[Lethn]

its a virus. they were trying to steal your porn

I think that forumfall has better things to do than look through MY porn :sly:

[Viluin]

what you way 130 kg !!!! :)) what the fudge ( maybe I converted it wrong if so please correct ) how tall are you ? in cm please I'm european :)

He's a dwarf.

[Reikson]

that was the gayest thing I have ever heard, is that how all people from the Netherlands sound?

[Alfar Glory]

He's a dwarf.

yeah okay but I would still like to see a number because I saw a picture of his face and he didn't have the FAT face so either he isn't 130 kg or the fatness spared his face and only attacked his body :)

[Viluin]

that was the gayest thing I have ever heard, is that how all people from the Netherlands sound?

Uhh, yes. We have male voices. Surly sounded like a girl tbh.

But my accent makes it unbearable.

[Mulambo]

thx for posting the transcript.

[Maize]

Uhh, yes. We have male voices. Surly sounded like a girl tbh.

But my accent makes it unbearable.

I thought the accent made it funnier.

[stalwart]

that's viluin? i recognized surly, but jee-sus, where you from, V?

[Mordhak]

that's viluin? i recognized surly, but jee-sus, where you from, V?

Checking his Location might help.

[stalwart]

lmao. i KNEW it.

[Honorius]

Surly is a fat ass, he larps you know.

[Slaker]

haha I can't believe you did that V! hahaha

Its on my Ipod now!

[Yantheman]

haha yes, thanks for the transcript

[Jester814]

So you do weigh 290 pounds?

Did you even look at his pic in the pic thread?

[TubeSock]

This cake is delicious. You can't have any though, because it's a lie.

[Uzik]

Since when is calling someone from the internet so revolutionary.

We have ventrillo.


It's not like hearing a forumfaller's voice is somehow special. Although I will admit that Uzik has one sexy voice...

[Mippoose]

Surlys not fat, he's my BFF IRL, DYK?

[Bloody blade]

Surly is still my hero.

[CareBearStare]

haha I can't believe you did that V! hahaha

Its on my Ipod now!

Heh...sounds like the humor that goes on, on the Anvil forums. Great stuff.

To the OP: But, it doesn't really matter how fat he is in real life, when he makes sweet love to your skull in DFO, now does it?

[Taroth]

I didn't believe it was Surly until he said so himself.

Surly talks like a fatty.

[losinglife]

cant even hear surly talk.

[Viluin]

cant even hear surly talk.

Increase the volume. I had to amplify his voice by 10-15dB to get it like this. But you should be able to hear most of it.

[Vanno]

he larps you know.

Lulz, everyone knows that larpers are mostly pencil neck geeks with the obligatory fat guy.

[Viluin]

By the way guys, I have a confession to make. I had a bit of a cold yesterday so my voice sounded a tiny bit different from usual. It's even worse today, I can destroy Chocolate Rain now.

[Rossco]

That was made of epic. I thought it was fake, untill Surly posted the transcript, and used "Me".

[Carl Ragadamn]

By the way guys, I have a confession to make. I had a bit of a cold yesterday so my voice sounded a tiny bit different from usual. It's even worse today, I can destroy Chocolate Rain now.

Call him again in 2 hrs, it will be like 2am and he will be cranky.

[Viluin]

Call him again in 2 hrs, it will be like 2am and he will be cranky.

I won't be home at that time, so I wouldn't be able to record it.

But I can still call him.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I won't be home at that time, so I wouldn't be able to record it.

But I can still call him.

Who needs a recording, if you can disrupt his sleep for a few days, he will blow up in epic form on the boards.

[losinglife]

Increase the volume. I had to amplify his voice by 10-15dB to get it like this. But you should be able to hear most of it.

shitty speakers at work. I am stuck with what i got. Also, i kinda expected you to have more of an accent in your voice.

[Honorius]

Lulz, everyone knows that larpers are mostly pencil neck geeks with the obligatory fat guy.

That's horribly racist.

[pookums]

Who needs a recording, if you can disrupt his sleep for a few days, he will blow up in epic form on the boards.

Viluin, I will pay you to do this

[G.Struepp]

But my accent makes it unbearable.i think it's pretty good, you should hear my accent - i zink i'm a perfect example of ze german accent...:D

[shnedit]

That's horribly racist.

Still, it is true.

[Viluin]

shitty speakers at work. I am stuck with what i got. Also, i kinda expected you to have more of an accent in your voice.

My accent isn't as bad as other dutchies, I guess. I've heard some pretty bad ones.

[Lachrymose]

moral of the story: don't give you your phone number on the internet.

[shnedit]

moral of the story: don't give you your phone number on the internet.

I was half tempted to post a mates number as mine as see what happens.

[Vanno]

Still, it is true.

So sayeth the me.

[Dorundain]

There's no way Surly weighs 290 pounds.

I'd put him at 180, tops. Probably 170.

He's a skinny bastard. But I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone pretend to be fat on the internet.

[Surly]

I'm fat.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I'm fat.

Its still better than being an emo.

[Viluin]

There's no way Surly weighs 290 pounds.

I'd put him at 180, tops. Probably 170.

He's a skinny bastard. But I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone pretend to be fat on the internet.

Well, it's your word against his. He probably knows best!