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Vertigo Vain
09-03-2008, 20:52
Few funy quotes collected over the time. Post yours; Forumfall is best source for it over internet.


CaseD : Guns don't kill people, God does!

"If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic."
- A Christian

Originally Posted by Ftang
behead those who portray jesus incorrectly. wait, sorry. wrong religion.

Originally Posted by The Cougar:
I'd go to extreme measures to avoid being put under Shariah rule. If Muslims in Europe attempts to enforce it upon me and my countrymen I would prefer them all being put to death.
Drakhan:Sorry, thats part of their culture so you should respect that and convert.

Uzik:This is America, not Sweden. We love guns, Jesus, hamburgers, big tits and military might. If you don't like it...Get out!


sgallaty:Trust me, if the game designers wanted you as a game designer - they would hire you to be one.
Designing the game is like sleeping with the girl. This is their baby, you're not taking her to bed. You can talk to her, you can even hang out with her but at the end of the day she belongs to someone else.

Matriel:It makes them feel better to try and pretend they have a superiour culture to the US even though their violent crime is way out of control.
jonyak:: the US has a culture?

0muffins0: "Darkfall" is actually a magic word. Once used it has the power to summon trolls from out of the woodwork.

Muse:Jesus buried Dinosaur bones to test our faith.

Yin: There are PvPers and roleplayers here already. I wonder, will roleplayers finaly take an arms and brutaly slay all opponents to protect their right not to PvP?

Aragoni:IMO God is superstition (spelling?). Just like Trolls, Dragons & Valkyries.
PrimalSign:"Just like Trolls" Bullshit, this thread has already proven otherwise.

[LoD] EE:Futurity, I am going to the store soon.. Want me to grab you some more straws for you to grasp at?

Uzik:You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

Damukag:I write 'PvP safezone' on a sign in front of a cave. Inside the cave is a dragon.Profit.

Beeblebrox:FIFA has more members than UN.
End of discussion.

Aragon
But explain to me why we humans have the right to play russian roulette with mother earth?

Soltanis:
thought everyone knew what mmorpg stands for
Many Men Online Role Playing Girls

shnedit:lol , russians dont eat they just drink vodka.
They dont have time to eat in between drinking and secretly planning to resurrect Lenin and crush capitolism.

Beeblebrox:The way you guys are saying, it looks like Pong has more pvp action than AoC. I'm getting my atari back.

Originally Posted by Killuminati
The U.S. is just misunderstood we bomb random countries because we are looking for love in all the wrong places.

Don JoHnson
All we have to do is find Darwins corpse, put it into a turbine and we will have more energy than ever needed!
Jargo :
I can’t even figure out what the hell that’s supposed to mean.
Don JoHnson: there are so many dumb people, darwin is spinning in his grave!

xlStrifelx: The best survivabily spec is rerolling

"I was PKing since before pong. I invented gravity so I could grief newbies by
pushing them off cliffs and let the laws of physics take the alignment hit"

korosec:terrorism is justified as long the animals dont suffer.

Titus Ultor:I'm pretty sure America's the world champion.
I'm not sure what sport this is, but I'm sure we'd win if we cared enough to figure it out.

jcaullay:Dear Game Developers,
Nerf Rock.
Paper is fine though.
Regards,
Scissors.

Bissen:Sometimes this situation reminds me of the jews not taking the threat from the third reich seriously. Well atleast not before they were crammed together to have a "BATH".
Razli:So Global Warming is a Type of NAZI?

Yin: This site is like a landmine. Everyone finds it by accident.

bonetap:The nerf bat does aoe damage. No one is safe.

arkdecon13
"What do you do when theres blood in the streets
BUY BUY BUY!!!!"

rubico: even if you win, you are still tos

Yin: No, because only communists can share something as "common" sense, as any anti-individual freedom things are by default evil product of collectivism. Thus there cannot be shared "right" and "wrong" as it would limit peoples freedom. Everyone have a right to be "right" no matter how wrong he is.

Yellowbeard
One funny thing though, I asked Big S about the lore. What inspired it mythology, norse, religion yadda yadda. You would think I just asked him to give me a million dollars. He looked at me like he wanted to jump over the table and beat my head in. He said this is a PvP game and left it at that. I don't think he has even read the lore haha

Hackapell:The World Government wants this thread closed. I agree because it is a bad thread.
With all this anti-French feeling, you'd think Frenchmen had seduced all your mothers and left you to grow up in broken households.


Teutates
You can never trust jews! they're cockroaches, you need to exterminate them!
Weeking: Already done. There's no Jews left. Claiming that there are any is denying the Holocaust.


QaoPan:not correct my grammar much more yelping dogs
or i correct you life and make it dead

Exultus:Darkfall is full of all kinds of global warming deniers, evolution deniers, heliocentrism deniers, etc.
Darkfall's OT boards is where science comes to die.

Nefastus
You are just ignorant. You are blinded by the government's conspiracy and propaganda. Earth is flat, there's no Santa because there's no south pole, and Holocaust was a story created by Jews, who in fact, are behind the N.W.O.


Mushushu:the answer to this question can be found by divinding 42 by apple pie, then adding that answer to the square root of chocolate cake.

Gregg Gordon: They say wars are God’s way of teaching Americans geography, but, as is said in Citizen Kane, we’re going to need more than one lesson, and we’re going to get more than one.

dave: the US wins all its wars!!! we have the troops, the firepower, the technology, the willpower, and the leadership. dont forget how we crushed Germany when they blew up Pearl Harbor.
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

m0j0mann: And once again, forumfall. The call for legalised barbarity in the name of "freedom".

Caffy: I'll never understand why, in this day and age, men are still dumb enough to have 'girlfriends'. Unless you're looking to have kids it's just dumb. Imagine buying an ice cream maker when the store next door gives away free samples every day.

grateful_dead: i don't trust chinese fast food. its too communist for my taste.

Lethn: Can't we all just take the side of common sense for once for fucks sake?

Slypieguy
09-03-2008, 20:53
Uzik:You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

Stolen from family guy! Was a great scene though

shnedit
09-03-2008, 20:54
Theres too many! Its impossible!

Aragoni
09-03-2008, 20:55
I just realized something... I'm not funny. :(

Honorius
09-03-2008, 20:56
You have to much Yin.

ClownFoot
09-03-2008, 20:56
The severe lack of me is upsetting.

Slypieguy
09-03-2008, 20:59
The severe lack of me is upsetting.

The thread is about funny quotes, not stupid quotes.

shnedit
09-03-2008, 20:59
The guy who said

" There is evidence in religon. Its called the Bible"

Aragoni
09-03-2008, 21:00
The guy who said

" There is evidence in religon. Its called the Bible"

Lol yes! I remember that! Wasn't it McBach (or something like that) that said it?

ClownFoot
09-03-2008, 21:00
The thread is about funny quotes, not stupid quotes.

You're just saying that because you want to get in my pants so much it made you bitter.

Aragoni
09-03-2008, 21:01
You're just saying that because you want to get in my pants so much it made you bitter.

Personally I want to suck your freaky toe (which you should photograph and show Forumfall).

inox
09-03-2008, 21:01
The tiger tank is one of the great American inventions, though I've never seen a working one I've seen many at museums and read alot about them. Truly amazing.

Yeh.

Agge
09-03-2008, 21:02
QaoPan is the only funny one,

Gaal
09-03-2008, 21:03
My sig.
/thread

IcePillow
09-03-2008, 21:03
Aaw, I'm not in it.
I doesn't suprise me though.

Teutates
09-03-2008, 21:04
omg you quoted the reply which I got a 10 day ban from. I hope you get banned now!

shnedit
09-03-2008, 21:04
QaoPan is the only funny one,

The one from him in somones sig about Failpedo's and all hands being lost on deck makes me lol too.

Caffy
09-03-2008, 21:04
Wow, I don't think I've ever been quoted unless it was followed by a torrent of violent nerd rage. First time for everything.

The Cougar
09-03-2008, 21:05
Hey, I'm in it! Though that quote and the other one I made a bit later (which got deleted) got me an infraction. For some unexplainable reason.

Fro
09-03-2008, 21:06
needs more Surly quotes.

Pumpkin
09-03-2008, 21:12
I invented gravity so I could grief newbies by pushing them off cliffs and let the laws of physics take the alignment hit

That's the most epic thing I ever heard.

ClownFoot
09-03-2008, 21:13
Personally I want to suck your freaky toe

Now that's just taking me out of my comfort zone.

Lysandor
09-03-2008, 21:17
How did I not make the list?

ClownFoot
09-03-2008, 21:22
How did I not make the list?

A better question is how did I not make the list?

Agge
09-03-2008, 21:25
Because your both not QuoPan.

Fro
09-03-2008, 21:26
A better question is how did I not make the list?

A better question is why do you keep asking that as if it will magicly make you apear on the list.

ClownFoot
09-03-2008, 21:28
A better question is why do you keep asking that as if it will magicly make you apear on the list.

Usually when I demand attention I get it. The fact that I am still not on the list after specifically asking for it is confusing.

losinglife
09-04-2008, 05:09
You have to much Yin.

there is definitly not enough yin in there

slugy
09-04-2008, 05:15
needs more Surly quotes.
/agree

Skyborn
10-16-2008, 21:15
I couldn't decide if it was worse to necro or not search...we need to clear up the rules on that...


Aside from the influx of unknown mods, I feel like the general level of conversation has dropped from "Obama is socialist!" to "I love boobies!".


Because we aren't fucking 4chan faggots. Get off my internet.


Advanced OTers wouldn't even know that GD was split into different forums without this thread.

And now I know!


I fully support the use of teargas on any assembly that starts chanting, because chanting is lame.


You gotta be trolling me...


p.s. skyborn sending me friend requests this close to beta is just mean...

There are many more...they just need to be dug up.

PM me your favorites and I will compile them. If they could be in proper quote format (see this post) that would be great you lazy ass bastards.

m0j0mann
10-16-2008, 21:33
I'm got quoted, I got quoted! I feel special....

TBH I had totally forgotten I ever said that quote untill you posted it. Looking at it now, I see it is indeed rather epic, and will endeavor to remember it for use in later spats with states-rights advocates.

Damn though...I wish QaoPan would come back. :p

And here is my contribution to the collection, a NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN quote from no less than BIGGS LOCKMEISTER BLITZEN THE THIRD, HIMSELF!

This epic quote occured after I asked Biggs what word it was exactly that caused my thread on MMORPG.com to be locked, and here is his never-before-seen reply.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9986/biggsfaggityo0.jpg

Apparently he was trying to tell me that the word I got infracted for was "fa***t".
At least, that's what he says he meant.....

Skyborn
10-16-2008, 21:36
Dude...are you trying to get infracted...cause if so you are doing great!

Damwa
10-16-2008, 21:37
Heh, the QaoPan quote spurs images of some poorly translated Hong Kong C-movie about ass-kicking and Spelling Bees..

Aragoni
10-16-2008, 21:38
I'm a very boring individual since I'm not quoted by anyone. :(

Razli
10-16-2008, 21:39
The one from him in somones sig about Failpedo's and all hands being lost on deck makes me lol too.

Its in my Sig.

And I got in it.

Yippy.

m0j0mann
10-16-2008, 21:39
Dude...are you trying to get infracted...cause if so you are doing great!

Ally my infractions are expired, I can take it. That Biggs-quote is too epic not to share.

Though, Biggs has his views about things that are epic as well:

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8646/biggsonepicwo1.jpg

Skyborn
10-16-2008, 21:39
No quotes from me. I'm a very boring individual.

If I weren't to lazy to look up the viking thread from a while back I bet we could find one in there...

Hyster
10-16-2008, 21:42
Do not eat cake found in public bathrooms.

Use a old one of mine

Helgeran
10-16-2008, 21:43
The words under my sig. Sadly my wit peaked Dec 2005, the day I joined.

tallefred
10-16-2008, 21:48
I'm got quoted, I got quoted! I feel special....

TBH I had totally forgotten I ever said that quote untill you posted it. Looking at it now, I see it is indeed rather epic, and will endeavor to remember it for use in later spats with states-rights advocates.

Damn though...I wish QaoPan would come back. :p

And here is my contribution to the collection, a NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN quote from no less than BIGGS LOCKMEISTER BLITZEN THE THIRD, HIMSELF!

This epic quote occured after I asked Biggs what word it was exactly that caused my thread on MMORPG.com to be locked, and here is his never-before-seen reply.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9986/biggsfaggityo0.jpg

Apparently he was trying to tell me that the word I got infracted for was "fa***t".
At least, that's what he says he meant.....

Thanks for a great laugh. In before the infraction.

Drakhan
10-16-2008, 21:50
Hah, this QuoPan fella has some good ones. Thanks for that :)

This reminds me of my favorite retard Alice McField back in the days of UO on Europa Server.

He was a retard with limited english skills (or the best troll I ever encountered). I think many of his posts went through google translator or something).

Best sum up I could find was this is you want to kill a few minutes:
http://noxins.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=14&Itemid=27

Thanks to Noxin for the flash :)

Serenius
10-16-2008, 21:52
I couldn't decide if it was worse to necro or not search...we need to clear up the rules on that...


Quickly, quickly, ban him for talking about the rules!

Skyborn
10-16-2008, 21:54
I wish I had mod powerz cause I would require at least one quote in each post or it would get the dizleted.


Be quiet snipes you Mormon lover.

See...that wasn't hard now was it.

Serenius
10-16-2008, 21:55
I wish I had mod powerz cause I would require at least one quote in each post or it would get the dizleted.



See...that wasn't hard now was it.

I'd had quoted something but there is nothing here quote worthy.... but there, I just quoted you... so ha.