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Rageon
09-03-2008, 09:11 PM
Orks

Chapter One
Orks

We all know and love Orks. Big bulky brutish single-minded beasts that care little for everyone else than them selves.

This is a description you find most commonly to fit orks. Aventurine and our Darkfall team have made little difference. For they gave Darkfall Orks intelligence, enough for them to learn magic, to understand each other, to learn to write and to believe in an fire dragon.. Orks are also too known for their talking gift. Ex.

"Green! Iz der any utter color?" - Warhammer Orks.

"The mud around your feet… the buzzing of a million little insects… the rich smell of rotting vegetation upon the wind… there are many places in the world, but no place beats the swamps of Morak."
- Biggor Stonecrusher, Defenders of the Swamp knight. - Darkfall Ork.

The difference is clear.

Chapter Two
Orkish Lore

Orks from different games have different lore. This is an fact that is very clear shown in Games like...World Of Warcraft, Warhammer The Age Of Reckoning and Darkfall. Example:

The Orcs in World of Warcraft's have no deity, and is lead by a Warcheif. Both of these things came from their history, their lore.

The Orks in Warhammer is lead by a warboss, and thats that. He is the wiser, he is the leader.

Now, in Darkfall, the Ork's most common deity is The Fire Dragon. One day, The Grand Messenger of The Fire Dragon, Arxanthos, went into a cave and came out and said : 'Hey! I saw I fairly pretty firedragon in there...And it talked to me! Hey, Lets worship it'. As there is no exact information about this happening, this is how i think it.
Anyhow, Arxanthos does this and converts some orks to be his priests. Slowly they get power, and they begin the creation of the Dragonbound.
Some orks resisted, The Thugs Guild and The Iron Orks. The Dragonbound sacrificed to this famous dragon, and they questioned it.

"If we sacrifice everyone else, who will be left to build, clean and make food? Only us, that's who!!! If you ask me, the Dragonbound are crazy and Grand Messenger Arxanthos is a big, fat, talky cheat."
- Arhard Deathspear, Iron Ork officer.

"In the olden days, it was every ork to himself and the will of the strongest always previle… prelaive… decided. To bring back those happy days, when death was everywhere, we must slay the dragon and chop off the Big Head!"
- Angrar Stabface, Guild of Thugs member.

They simply asked why orks should begin hiding behind a big dragon. While these questions were asked, The Grand Messenger Arxanthos had received the message that a day soon the Big Burning should realize. The Big Burning was when the orks should gather all their orks, all their strength in one, One great army. They should raid all, and burn Agon. When every life was set out, they should take ultimate domination of Agon and rule the world.Of course they'll meet serious resistance, not that they think of that.

Chapter Three
The Orkish Territory


I don't know how many forms of orks which has been made, but indeed there has some. All been placed different locations, different landscapes, which out from that also have been giving them a form of...Personality.

The Orks in Darkfall are no difference. They live in the Swamps of Morak, in the central eastern part of Agon's main continent. Their neighbors, The Dwarves of Dvergheim and the Humans of Mercia, are in a never-ending war with the orks. To The Swamps Of Morak's east side lies the jungle continent, or sub-continent, of Yssam – An great celestial dragon is known to roam Yssam. To the southeast of The swamps is Silvertown – A neutral city state. And to Morak's westside lies the Pall of Oncylus which slowly spreads across Agon's heartland.

It is hard to say that the Swamps of Morak is a beauty. It rains much of the time, and the swamp pools around are indeed not looking clean. Insects swarming around everywhere, over everything.
It is hard not to sink in the muddy ground.

But not is there only swamp, but too is there rough lands.. A great part, more precisely, a third part of Morak is also covered in volcanoes, magma and stone. Given that the sun rarely shines, Morak is no wonder of an landscape.

That is not to say about Flaming Skull, The capital city of the orks. It is surrounded by a lava 'lake', lying on the edges of an volcano. Minor eruptions of the volcano is frequent, and well known in Flaming Skull. No concern, as a matter of fact, It pleases the orks. Because all the ash rains down, and covers the shining sun to be a big black sun.
Right in the middle of Flaming Skull, there is an pyramid like building. It is the Great Stairs, and that is the lair of the Fire Dragon. Dozens, no, sometimes even hundreds, of victims, sacrifices are through into the ever burning building.
Around Flaming Skull there is three small towns. They are :
Metal Heart
Chopping Necks
New Flayed Elf

Metal Heart is one of three small towns. This is one of the places were new orkish adventures uses to start their travel. Metal Heart is positioned on an island, and is surrounded of swampy liquid.

Chopping Necks is another one of three small towns. This is also one of the places were new, fresh orkish adventures start their travels to lands off far. Chopping Necks is located on-top of a pillar system, which rises from a lava lake.

New Flayed Elf is another of the three small towns – But probably the most interesting. To start with, its a port community town where the new orkish sailors usually gather to begin journeying. But New Flayed Elf is an town that lies beside Flayed Elf. Flayed Elf was exactly a town like New Flayed Elf, but Flayed Elf was burned to the ground after a volcano eruption. The Flaming Skull orks were ordered to build another New Flayed Elf beside Flayed Elf's ruins.

Chapter Four
Orkish Factions

There are a good amount of different factions in Darkfall. The orks have too, a good amount.

Some of them are:

The Iron Orks
The Dragonbound
The Guild Of Thugs
The Erodach
The Defenders Of The Swamp

The Iron Orks.

The Iron Orks is an elite group of one of Moraks greatest armies, as a matter of fact, One of the greatest on all Agon. This army is lead by Big Head Uzrok. Rumors tell, that Big Head Uzrok plans to wrest the power from the Dragonbound, were the use of Iron Orks are included. The Iron Orks are utterly loyal to Uzrok and they'll do whatever he bids.

The Dragonbound

The Dragonbound are priests and clerics that have gathered under the Grand Messenger Arxanthos, and The Fire Dragon. They have gathered in the faith that Grand Messenger Arxanthos dream messages from the great red dragon is true, and that the Big Burning shall happen.

The Guild Of Thugs

The Guild of Thugs is an organized, highly - That is by orkish standards - group of thugs, thieves and Outlaws in general, that fights for Morak to break in anarchy. They undermine The Big Head Uzrok's army, and despite the Dragonbound.

The Erodach

An alien race to Darkfall, the Erodach is superior creatures with affiliation to the element fire. The Erodach see them selves ally with the Fire Dragon, Ally with the orks. They are haughty and cold – They may have come to Agon for other reasons than told, for reasons surely kept secret.

The Defenders Of The Swamp

The Defenders of The Swamp – Their name tells much about them, really. It is an orkish community of guards and soldiers, knights and brutes, that seek to keep the Swamps of Morak clean from Sadayel and other scum.

Chapter Five
The Enemies of the orks, The enemies of The Swamp

The Enemies of the Orks, the enemies of the swamp – Yes, in fact, the orks bear quite a lot of enemies.

Mentioning some of them =
The Sadayel
Humans
Dwarves
Mirdain
Alfar.

The Sadayel...The Sadayel is an lizard race, a savage half-civilized lizard race. They live on different wooden plateu's made of Swamp wood, in the deepest corners of Morak.

The Human

I write about orks, not blasted humans! Click here if you want to find people who was written about humans...! (http://darkfallonline.com/races/humans/index.html)

The Dwarves

Click Here to find something about low drunkards (http://darkfallonline.com/races/dwarves/index.html)

The Mirdain

Click here to find out about pointy eared humans that are two feet taller than standard. (http://darkfallonline.com/races/mirdain/index.html)

The Alfar

Here to find out about pointy eared humans that are two feet taller than standard and BLACK (http://darkfallonline.com/races/alfar/index.html)..

Chapter Six
Why play an Ork?
I wonder it came to chapter six. I always thought i would get tired of writing at chapter three or something.

My personally favorite chapter. Because this is where my newly found title comes in.

Why play an Ork - Many asks that question, and now I'll put a list that explains why :


Ugly
Stupid
Not Cool
Smelly
They don't have any cool territory


....

Ugly

Hah! Thats one of the great things with orks. They are so ugly that they are laughable to look at.

Stupid

Another one of the things that make orks great. With the brain capacity = 2-5, the orks are incredibly stupid. Most fantasy / sci-fi authors and games put them thinking - "ME SMASH!" - Darkfall didn't - Though, with a blending of stupidity and intelligence, it makes Orks fun to roleplay.

Not Cool

I aint going to answer this one. Because, un-discussable, Orks are cool.

Smelly

You ever smelled to an ork? No? Didn't think so.

They don't have any cool territory

Really, Get a life! Luckily, there isn't that many that runs off with this one.


Now to another list, that explains why to play an ork. This list may be long...:


Cool
Great Racial Weapon
They are big
Endurance
Roleplay
Stupidity
Intelligence
Orkish Mage - Ever thought of that?
Just... Morak...!
I don't care with volcanoes, I am an ork
DEATH PIG!
I can beat my dad and my mum at the same time...!


Cool

Because, un-discussable, Orks are cool.

Great Racial Weapon

Its the Aldarûk we're talking about here. An big granite like axe, that chops orkish enemies to pieces!

They are big

Which makes them superior!

Endurance

You see, orks in Darkfall have an incredibly big body - They get beated mostly every day by their own friends, which gives them an great éndurance.

Roleplay

Orks are the funniest, The funniest race to roleplay.

Stupidity

Makes them even funnier to roleplay, funnier to PVP with, funnier to Carebear with.

Intelligence

Makes them even funnier to roleplay, funnier to PVP with, funnier to Carebear with.

Orkish Mage - Ever thought of that?

PVP'ers! Did you ever think of the epicness of an Orkish mage in battle beating up your friends, when you see a big bulky fireball hitting your face and annihilating you?

Just...Morak...!

Think of how cool Morak is ! - And anyhow, if you don't like Morak - For Crying out loud, Explore the world!.

I don't care with volcanoes, I am a ork!

Any normal human would fall over in his concerns for an volcano in eruption. Orks don't.

DEATH PIG!

The Death pig may be the greatest mount in decades! A great pig with tusks, with an great ork on-top of it, hitting you to your doom...DEATH PIG!

I can beat my mum and my dad at the same time!

Orks can - I promise you!...



Best Regards, Orkish hails and bowings...!

Rageon, your own ork.

Anyhow, if this doesn't impress you - PM me, and I'll use my secret weapon.

Mole
09-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Ok I clearly forgot the meaning of this forum

Rageon
09-03-2008, 09:20 PM
Free targets!



But anyways nice post.

Wut?

WhySoSerious
09-03-2008, 09:37 PM
Orcs are free targets for us all=)

Because of the ernomous size, if you still didn't get.


But anyways nice post.

Wut?

Nehemia
09-03-2008, 09:41 PM
The only good ork, is a dead one. You're welcome to visit Mirendil, nothing decorates your ugly face more than few arrows.

Jonkar
09-03-2008, 09:42 PM
Like I said on our clan forums, excellent post Rageon! :)

Hopefully we get to see more Orks now.

Rageon
09-03-2008, 09:51 PM
The only good ork, is a dead one. You're welcome to visit Mirendil, nothing decorates your ugly face more than few arrows.

Was that a challenge?

Dagger
09-03-2008, 10:07 PM
Orks

Chapter One
Orks

We all know and love Orks. Big bulky brutish single-minded beasts that care little for everyone else than them selves.

This is a description you find most commonly to fit orks. Aventurine and our Darkfall team have made little difference. For they gave Darkfall Orks intelligence, enough for them to learn magic, to understand each other, to learn to write and to believe in an fire dragon.. Orks are also too known for their talking gift. Ex.

"Green! Iz der any utter color?" - Warhammer Orks.

"The mud around your feet… the buzzing of a million little insects… the rich smell of rotting vegetation upon the wind… there are many places in the world, but no place beats the swamps of Morak."
- Biggor Stonecrusher, Defenders of the Swamp knight. - Darkfall Ork.

The difference is clear.

Chapter Two
Orkish Lore

Orks from different games have different lore. This is an fact that is very clear shown in Games like...World Of Warcraft, Warhammer The Age Of Reckoning and Darkfall. Example:

The Orcs in World of Warcraft's have no deity, and is lead by a Warcheif. Both of these things came from their history, their lore.

The Orks in Warhammer is lead by a warboss, and thats that. He is the wiser, he is the leader.

Now, in Darkfall, the Ork's most common deity is The Fire Dragon. One day, The Grand Messenger of The Fire Dragon, Arxanthos, went into a cave and came out and said : 'Hey! I saw I fairly pretty firedragon in there...And it talked to me! Hey, Lets worship it'. As there is no exact information about this happening, this is how i think it.
Anyhow, Arxanthos does this and converts some orks to be his priests. Slowly they get power, and they begin the creation of the Dragonbound.
Some orks resisted, The Thugs Guild and The Iron Orks. The Dragonbound sacrificed to this famous dragon, and they questioned it.

"If we sacrifice everyone else, who will be left to build, clean and make food? Only us, that's who!!! If you ask me, the Dragonbound are crazy and Grand Messenger Arxanthos is a big, fat, talky cheat."
- Arhard Deathspear, Iron Ork officer.

"In the olden days, it was every ork to himself and the will of the strongest always previle… prelaive… decided. To bring back those happy days, when death was everywhere, we must slay the dragon and chop off the Big Head!"
- Angrar Stabface, Guild of Thugs member.

They simply asked why orks should begin hiding behind a big dragon. While these questions were asked, The Grand Messenger Arxanthos had received the message that a day soon the Big Burning should realize. The Big Burning was when the orks should gather all their orks, all their strength in one, One great army. They should raid all, and burn Agon. When every life was set out, they should take ultimate domination of Agon and rule the world.Of course they'll meet serious resistance, not that they think of that.

Chapter Three
The Orkish Territory


I don't know how many forms of orks which has been made, but indeed there has some. All been placed different locations, different landscapes, which out from that also have been giving them a form of...Personality.

The Orks in Darkfall are no difference. They live in the Swamps of Morak, in the central eastern part of Agon's main continent. Their neighbors, The Dwarves of Dvergheim and the Humans of Mercia, are in a never-ending war with the orks. To The Swamps Of Morak's east side lies the jungle continent, or sub-continent, of Yssam – An great celestial dragon is known to roam Yssam. To the southeast of The swamps is Silvertown – A neutral city state. And to Morak's westside lies the Pall of Oncylus which slowly spreads across Agon's heartland.

It is hard to say that the Swamps of Morak is a beauty. It rains much of the time, and the swamp pools around are indeed not looking clean. Insects swarming around everywhere, over everything.
It is hard not to sink in the muddy ground.

But not is there only swamp, but too is there rough lands.. A great part, more precisely, a third part of Morak is also covered in volcanoes, magma and stone. Given that the sun rarely shines, Morak is no wonder of an landscape.

That is not to say about Flaming Skull, The capital city of the orks. It is surrounded by a lava 'lake', lying on the edges of an volcano. Minor eruptions of the volcano is frequent, and well known in Flaming Skull. No concern, as a matter of fact, It pleases the orks. Because all the ash rains down, and covers the shining sun to be a big black sun.
Right in the middle of Flaming Skull, there is an pyramid like building. It is the Great Stairs, and that is the lair of the Fire Dragon. Dozens, no, sometimes even hundreds, of victims, sacrifices are through into the ever burning building.
Around Flaming Skull there is three small towns. They are :
Metal Heart
Chopping Necks
New Flayed Elf

Metal Heart is one of three small towns. This is one of the places were new orkish adventures uses to start their travel. Metal Heart is positioned on an island, and is surrounded of swampy liquid.

Chopping Necks is another one of three small towns. This is also one of the places were new, fresh orkish adventures start their travels to lands off far. Chopping Necks is located on-top of a pillar system, which rises from a lava lake.

New Flayed Elf is another of the three small towns – But probably the most interesting. To start with, its a port community town where the new orkish sailors usually gather to begin journeying. But New Flayed Elf is an town that lies beside Flayed Elf. Flayed Elf was exactly a town like New Flayed Elf, but Flayed Elf was burned to the ground after a volcano eruption. The Flaming Skull orks were ordered to build another New Flayed Elf beside Flayed Elf's ruins.

Chapter Four
Orkish Factions

There are a good amount of different factions in Darkfall. The orks have too, a good amount.

Some of them are:

The Iron Orks
The Dragonbound
The Guild Of Thugs
The Erodach
The Defenders Of The Swamp

The Iron Orks.

The Iron Orks is an elite group of one of Moraks greatest armies, as a matter of fact, One of the greatest on all Agon. This army is lead by Big Head Uzrok. Rumors tell, that Big Head Uzrok plans to wrest the power from the Dragonbound, were the use of Iron Orks are included. The Iron Orks are utterly loyal to Uzrok and they'll do whatever he bids.

The Dragonbound

The Dragonbound are priests and clerics that have gathered under the Grand Messenger Arxanthos, and The Fire Dragon. They have gathered in the faith that Grand Messenger Arxanthos dream messages from the great red dragon is true, and that the Big Burning shall happen.

The Guild Of Thugs

The Guild of Thugs is an organized, highly - That is by orkish standards - group of thugs, thieves and Outlaws in general, that fights for Morak to break in anarchy. They undermine The Big Head Uzrok's army, and despite the Dragonbound.

The Erodach

An alien race to Darkfall, the Erodach is superior creatures with affiliation to the element fire. The Erodach see them selves ally with the Fire Dragon, Ally with the orks. They are haughty and cold – They may have come to Agon for other reasons than told, for reasons surely kept secret.

The Defenders Of The Swamp

The Defenders of The Swamp – Their name tells much about them, really. It is an orkish community of guards and soldiers, knights and brutes, that seek to keep the Swamps of Morak clean from Sadayel and other scum.

Chapter Five
The Enemies of the orks, The enemies of The Swamp

The Enemies of the Orks, the enemies of the swamp – Yes, in fact, the orks bear quite a lot of enemies.

Mentioning some of them =
The Sadayel
Humans
Dwarves
Mirdain
Alfar.

The Sadayel...The Sadayel is an lizard race, a savage half-civilized lizard race. They live on different wooden plateu's made of Swamp wood, in the deepest corners of Morak.

The Human

I write about orks, not blasted humans! Click here if you want to find people who was written about humans...! (http://darkfallonline.com/races/humans/index.html)

The Dwarves

Click Here to find something about low drunkards (http://darkfallonline.com/races/dwarves/index.html)

The Mirdain

Click here to find out about pointy eared humans that are two feet taller than standard. (http://darkfallonline.com/races/mirdain/index.html)

The Alfar

Here to find out about pointy eared humans that are two feet taller than standard and BLACK (http://darkfallonline.com/races/alfar/index.html)..

Chapter Six
Why play an Ork?
I wonder it came to chapter six. I always thought i would get tired of writing at chapter three or something.

My personally favorite chapter. Because this is where my newly found title comes in.

Why play an Ork - Many asks that question, and now I'll put a list that explains why :


Ugly
Stupid
Not Cool
Smelly
They don't have any cool territory


....

Ugly

Hah! Thats one of the great things with orks. They are so ugly that they are laughable to look at.

Stupid

Another one of the things that make orks great. With the brain capacity = 2-5, the orks are incredibly stupid. Most fantasy / sci-fi authors and games put them thinking - "ME SMASH!" - Darkfall didn't - Though, with a blending of stupidity and intelligence, it makes Orks fun to roleplay.

Not Cool

I aint going to answer this one. Because, un-discussable, Orks are cool.

Smelly

You ever smelled to an ork? No? Didn't think so.

They don't have any cool territory

Really, Get a life! Luckily, there isn't that many that runs off with this one.


Now to another list, that explains why to play an ork. This list may be long...:


Cool
Great Racial Weapon
They are big
Endurance
Roleplay
Stupidity
Intelligence
Orkish Mage - Ever thought of that?
Just... Morak...!
I don't care with volcanoes, I am an ork
DEATH PIG!
I can beat my dad and my mum at the same time...!


Cool



Great Racial Weapon

Its the Aldarûk we're talking about here. An big granite like axe, that chops orkish enemies to pieces!

They are big

Which makes them superior!

Endurance

You see, orks in Darkfall have an incredibly big body - They get beated mostly every day by their own friends, which gives them an great éndurance.

Roleplay

Orks are the funniest, The funniest race to roleplay.

Stupidity

Makes them even funnier to roleplay, funnier to PVP with, funnier to Carebear with.

Intelligence

Makes them even funnier to roleplay, funnier to PVP with, funnier to Carebear with.

Orkish Mage - Ever thought of that?

PVP'ers! Did you ever think of the epicness of an Orkish mage in battle beating up your friends, when you see a big bulky fireball hitting your face and annihilating you?

Just...Morak...!

Think of how cool Morak is ! - And anyhow, if you don't like Morak - For Crying out loud, Explore the world!.

I don't care with volcanoes, I am a ork!

Any normal human would fall over in his concerns for an volcano in eruption. Orks don't.

DEATH PIG!

The Death pig may be the greatest mount in decades! A great pig with tusks, with an great ork on-top of it, hitting you to your doom...DEATH PIG!

I can beat my mum and my dad at the same time!

Orks can - I promise you!...



Best Regards, Orkish hails and bowings...!

Rageon, your own ork.

Anyhow, if this doesn't impress you - PM me, and I'll use my secret weapon.

suitepee chose well i see!

Rageon
09-03-2008, 10:13 PM
suitepee chose well i see!

Thanks.

Ramedis
09-03-2008, 10:54 PM
lol... now whats it about lol??

Sgt. John Knock
09-03-2008, 10:58 PM
lol... now whats it about lol??

Mirdain I think.

Go Grumph! You rawk! Love the thread :D

PrimalSign
09-03-2008, 11:14 PM
The only good ork, is a dead one. You're welcome to visit Mirendil, nothing decorates your ugly face more than few arrows.

Nothing is more satisfying than wiping the smugness from an elf's face - with a battle-ax.

"Oh look at me, I'm a defender of the ancient forest."

You forgot trees burn, ELF! What will be left of your precious forest after the Great Burning arrives? Ash and embers, hah!

Rageon
09-04-2008, 07:23 AM
Big Burning ?


"If we sacrifice everyone else, who will be left to build, clean and make food? Only us, that's who!!! If you ask me, the Dragonbound are crazy and Grand Messenger Arxanthos is a big, fat, talky cheat."


Trees can burn, but I want mirdain slave!

mutantmagnet
09-04-2008, 01:31 PM
"They don't have any cool territory"

You are not an Ork! The fresh putrid smells of our bogs when the sun is at its highest envigorate even the laziest among us after being halfway done with a hard days work. The ashen sky envelopes our land in longer periods of darkness ensuring our young are raised without fearful of being without light as so many of the weaker races. The drooping willows and still lakes juxto.. juxte.. next to the barren wastelands caused by our volcanoes are awe impaling.


Just to be serious and less orkish for a moment I hope the devs change their minds about not making children npcs because I want to roam the swamps of Morak and see firsthand their wacky ideas of childraising. It speaks volumes about Ork culture that they simply throw their kids out of the villages and let mother nature raise them. But the details about how this all works is sketchy. Do they just throw them out the moment they enter the world or do they wait until the can atleast walk and talk (it makes more sense that they would wait but I can't be sure with the dev's wordings)?

I think it's because of their family structure is what has made the Orks fight among themselves a lot and they just got lucky a Dragon god decided to make camp at one of their volcanoes.(or is it? duh duh duh...)

Silky
09-04-2008, 01:32 PM
orcs are cool, but i dont think id want to play one

mutantmagnet
09-04-2008, 01:37 PM
*clubs silky* That's Orks halfbreed.

Silky
09-04-2008, 01:41 PM
hehe, sorry mate, my bad

Rageon
09-04-2008, 01:47 PM
"They don't have any cool territory"



This is an Argument used by those 'running' from playing orks. Please read the text better.

PrimalSign
09-04-2008, 04:10 PM
Big Burning ?

Wanna fight about it?

Trees can burn, but I want mirdain slave!

Too weak to work, too weak to please. You can't get anything out of a mirdain before it snaps in two.

Grognak
09-04-2008, 04:34 PM
Nice writeup, is that all official Darkfall lore or just speculation?


I've been really curious about the language- my Clan planned on speaking UO Orcish or a (watered down version of it at least), I hope that it doesn't clash too much with normal Darkfall Orkish.

PrimalSign
09-04-2008, 05:03 PM
I've been really curious about the language- my Clan planned on speaking UO Orcish or a (watered down version of it at least), I hope that it doesn't clash too much with normal Darkfall Orkish.

You act as if the Blacktongue/Warhammer hybrid was ever a part of official Ultima Online lore. Don't let it stop you. Be an Ork, do what you want and if anybody gives you shit for it, curb-stomp them.

Nehemia
09-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than wiping the smugness from an elf's face - with a battle-ax.

"Oh look at me, I'm a defender of the ancient forest."

You forgot trees burn, ELF! What will be left of your precious forest after the Great Burning arrives? Ash and embers, hah!

First, I am not defending Mirendil's everblooming beauty, I just use it as my hunting grounds. You forgot that mirdain won't allow few greenskins to enter our sacred grove with torches.

timsyourgod
09-04-2008, 06:24 PM
Lady, we ain't waitin for an invitation and there wont just be a few of us. As for Mirdain slaves i would agree with PrimalSign. Their to weak to be worth the effort. Better to feed them to the birds and dogs than to waste time enslaving them.

Nehemia
09-04-2008, 06:25 PM
Lady? Oh, don't keep repeating that same mistake again, I'm far from lady.

PrimalSign
09-04-2008, 06:39 PM
First, I am not defending Mirendil's everblooming beauty, I just use it as my hunting grounds. You forgot that mirdain won't allow few greenskins to enter our sacred grove with torches.

Who said anything about torches?

The boys are gonna roll in with Warhulks baby! Prepare for Agon's biggest bonfire 'cause you're the main course. I just hope there are enough elves to feed our pigs bwahaha!

Vogular
09-04-2008, 07:49 PM
Waargh Mi ork smash head to all no orkish, blood, bones and broken necks.

Nice post good energy

mutantmagnet
09-05-2008, 12:34 AM
This is an Argument used by those 'running' from playing orks. Please read the text better.

Your sentence structures sucked. My fault for skimming but your fault for being inconsistent on your message.

SekMorag
09-05-2008, 02:47 AM
Hoowah!!!

Fudgy_Neeples
09-05-2008, 04:16 AM
My Ork senses smell carebears and fairies in this thread. ARRRRGH!!!! /smash head

I approve of this thread.

Marrik
09-05-2008, 04:30 AM
"They don't have any cool territory"

You are not an Ork! The fresh putrid smells of our bogs when the sun is at its highest envigorate even the laziest among us after being halfway done with a hard days work. The ashen sky envelopes our land in longer periods of darkness ensuring our young are raised without fearful of being without light as so many of the weaker races. The drooping willows and still lakes juxto.. juxte.. next to the barren wastelands caused by our volcanoes are awe impaling.


Just to be serious and less orkish for a moment I hope the devs change their minds about not making children npcs because I want to roam the swamps of Morak and see firsthand their wacky ideas of childraising. It speaks volumes about Ork culture that they simply throw their kids out of the villages and let mother nature raise them. But the details about how this all works is sketchy. Do they just throw them out the moment they enter the world or do they wait until the can atleast walk and talk (it makes more sense that they would wait but I can't be sure with the dev's wordings)?

I think it's because of their family structure is what has made the Orks fight among themselves a lot and they just got lucky a Dragon god decided to make camp at one of their volcanoes.(or is it? duh duh duh...)

they dont throw them all out. they throw out the weak ones and let them die (like the Spartans did IRL).

the rest of them are kept together until they grow up, and they are encouraged to fight and steal food from each other, so that the ones too weak to fight starve to death, and the survivors get tougher.


it was talked about back when devs released info through Warcry.

rp1117
09-05-2008, 06:58 AM
Orks ARE the Spartans of Darkfall, you will see.

I'm glad to see a small amount of Ork community and culture well represented. sorta.

WARNING: If you're under 16 you might find this mildly offensive

All humans look like the Bee Gees (and have medieval lore fetishes), Mirdain look like drag queens (the girls too) Dwarves are the better of the bunch but are essentially drunken & basically down syndrome (specially the girls) and Humans and Elves don't even appreciate them or else they'd be them... Alfar are angry WoW goth kids(who used to play night elf rogues and are obsessed with PKing anything that walks.)OMGOMGOMG must pWn ahem** then they get ganked and bitch about it on Ventrillo Moving on! Mahirim are alright, but they're fur fags, they'd have pink fur if they could... so that leaves us with Orks, we're pretty br00tal, and enjoy a sense of community we value strength and honor above all else (Not TREES, not money, not shiny plate mail armor or knightly titles, not PKing and ganking everything that walks etc.) Oh and I'm sure anyone under 16 finds us unattractive and unworthy of playing. :sly:
but Darfkall is 18+ anyway.

In all seriousness,
I look forward to hearing from you Pk thief obsessed Alfars, Agnostic Indifferent sun worshiping fellowship forming nightly trotting humans, sexually frustrated Dwarves, sexually confused Mirdan and quadrupedal werewolves.

This is my overview, you'll find that its very accurate and UN-biased.

on a lighter note!
you're welcome to join Orks and smash some pink skins!

Flave
09-05-2008, 11:11 AM
Orks smash! Go GREEN MACHINE!

PrimalSign
09-05-2008, 04:06 PM
If you want to know what Orks are - just wrap up Spartans, Vikings, Cowboys, Pirates, Space Marines, and everything badass humans do into one lean green awesome machine.

Rokolith
09-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Very very nice. I agree with nearly all of it, ORKS RULE!! :D

longclaw
09-05-2008, 11:54 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than wiping the smugness from an elf's face - with a battle-ax.

"Oh look at me, I'm a defender of the ancient forest."

You forgot trees burn, ELF! What will be left of your precious forest after the Great Burning arrives? Ash and embers, hah!
Hey Orcs like slaughtering Miridan too. Cool.

Sgt. John Knock
09-06-2008, 01:32 AM
If you want to know what Orks are - just wrap up Spartans, Vikings, Cowboys, Pirates, Space Marines, and everything badass humans do into one lean green awesome machine.

'cept they're not lean. They're big built mothertruckers.

Also, in the Mirdain V Ork arguement, Orks can camoflage in the forest, whereas Mirdain stand out like sore thumbs in Morak.

Also, warhulks. Just in general. :idea:

mutantmagnet
09-07-2008, 12:09 AM
I'm sure the elves will have warhulks too but they more likely would look more at place at a homecoming parade than a battlefield.

Grognak
09-09-2008, 07:31 PM
You act as if the Blacktongue/Warhammer hybrid was ever a part of official Ultima Online lore. Don't let it stop you. Be an Ork, do what you want and if anybody gives you shit for it, curb-stomp them.

Heh, thats the plan.


PKing people while staying completely in character is the most fun part about Bloodclan! :D

Iloplex
09-11-2008, 03:33 AM
Im REALLY having trouble deciding between orks and mahirim i mean ork PWN YOUR SOCKS, but i love the idea of primal fury death powerz

RichieV
09-11-2008, 04:24 AM
Blood and Thunder ;)

Carbonlegend
09-11-2008, 12:16 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than wiping the smugness from an elf's face - with a battle-ax.

"Oh look at me, I'm a defender of the ancient forest."

You forgot trees burn, ELF! What will be left of your precious forest after the Great Burning arrives? Ash and embers, hah!

OFT , Ork are awesome. Rageon good job man you did brilliantly.

Suitepee
09-11-2008, 01:57 PM
Holy crap Rageon used his advocate powers to the extreme! :eek:

Methinks I need to do my own at some point.

Burz'Ro
09-12-2008, 01:45 AM
Thanks a lot for the summary, Rageon.

Hoowah Orkz!

joobs
09-12-2008, 02:56 AM
hoooowahhhhh!

Rageon
09-12-2008, 07:40 AM
Orks!

Aerowyn
09-12-2008, 09:43 PM
Not to mention that by sheer factor of their awesomeness, orks naturally deserve trybut from... well, everyone!

Nooogggrraaahhh!

Drunkenork
09-12-2008, 09:45 PM
Nice write up

Darksheitan
09-13-2008, 04:30 AM
Orks 4 Life

AOD_Flamefleir
09-23-2008, 05:27 AM
Blood and Thunder ;)

Strength and Honor!

Crazy Hermit
09-23-2008, 06:02 AM
all orks should band together under the banner of sauron

Crazy Hermit
09-23-2008, 06:17 AM
Orks ARE the Spartans of Darkfall, you will see.

I'm glad to see a small amount of Ork community and culture well represented. sorta.

WARNING: If you're under 16 you might find this mildly offensive

All humans look like the Bee Gees (and have medieval lore fetishes), Mirdain look like drag queens (the girls too) Dwarves are the better of the bunch but are essentially drunken & basically down syndrome (specially the girls) and Humans and Elves don't even appreciate them or else they'd be them... Alfar are angry WoW goth kids(who used to play night elf rogues and are obsessed with PKing anything that walks.)OMGOMGOMG must pWn ahem** then they get ganked and bitch about it on Ventrillo Moving on! Mahirim are alright, but they're fur fags, they'd have pink fur if they could... so that leaves us with Orks, we're pretty br00tal, and enjoy a sense of community we value strength and honor above all else (Not TREES, not money, not shiny plate mail armor or knightly titles, not PKing and ganking everything that walks etc.) Oh and I'm sure anyone under 16 finds us unattractive and unworthy of playing. :sly:
but Darfkall is 18+ anyway.

In all seriousness,
I look forward to hearing from you Pk thief obsessed Alfars, Agnostic Indifferent sun worshiping fellowship forming nightly trotting humans, sexually frustrated Dwarves, sexually confused Mirdan and quadrupedal werewolves.

This is my overview, you'll find that its very accurate and UN-biased.

on a lighter note!
you're welcome to join Orks and smash some pink skins!

In the alfar culture, all weak alfar are killed. only the strong survive. So they are like spartans as well. And I think that the orks, mahirm and alfar should stop wasting their time fighting each other and instead team up to crush humans, elves, and dwarves.

Froed
09-23-2008, 06:20 AM
I really like orks. Although I'm inclined to prefer spelling it "orcs", it's just so streamlined. Anyways, I agree that the devs' approach has put them higher on the intelligence meter than Warhammer orks ever have been and higher on the brutal, hateful, destructive meter than the WoW orcs are.

Xez
09-27-2008, 08:22 PM
Ug,

stomp stomp mi try to will a acade.. academu.. CLEVER ork. mi will explore dhe deepest dungeons. mi will find all dhe sekrets and mi will try to investi.. investoga... UNDERSTAND dhem.

Gug'ye