Whats the worst pain you ever experienced?

[Toilet]

The worst pain i ever experienced was when i spilled tea over myself.




I dont drink it anymore.

[Lindorn]

The worst pain I've ever been in was having poison oak rash over every inch of my body. Head to toe. Yes....even that.

[Maver]

I went "Superman" into a stair way after tripping over a big tea house.. a bike.. a hose, and a scooter. It was a shock throughout my whole body and since then I cant run AT ALL because my chest gets a huge pain. The first week I could barely walk or get up because of my back.. now it just hurts to lay down flat.

[palo god]

When I had valley fever, its a very horrible and painful disease where you develop red rashes all over your body and you constantly bleed from them, also they itch and the itching never stops so you have to scratch them , but when you scratch them it feels like someones stabbing you with a knife there and you bleed even more, the pain is so horrible that you cant sleep and you stay awake until you get knocked out by fatigue.

Thats how it looks like btw. (http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/cobumps.jpg)

[Lethn]

I think nearly having my toe chopped off was the worst type of pain I've ever experienced.... Strangely enough because of nerve damage I didn't feel anything until it started healing, then it hurt like fuck and made any cuts I got before hand seem like nothing.

[Ryokoshin420]

I woke up one morning on the cold bathroom floor after a bar night and I had a hangover. I had the runs and puked the whole morning too. Worst pain ever.

[Layedballer]

Clipped by a drunk driver while walking ON THE SIDEWALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY mind you(Seriously who the hell is drunk at 2 p.m.?) Threw me into the wall of a building,I fractured bones(Whole left side pretty much) with only a broken wrist/ half my fingers. A concussion and multiple cracked ribs, some disks in my spine(worst part imo) were "moved" as they put it and I had to go through some pain to "move" them back.
I could have easily been killed, and amazingly I've nearly made a full recovery. It hurts to run still but it's getting better and my ribs are sore if I breathe in(This was 2 years ago) Although I do have poor circulation in my left wrist/hand so it constantly falls asleep. My right pinky can move all around which I could not do before so it wasn't all for loss.
And as far as I know they never caught them, last time I walk on the 4th of July

[paperjack]

I broke a leg and fell onto the sea. The salt in the water hurt like hell.

[tallefred]

I broke my lower leg going off a half pipe for the first time. You know how people say when they break something that it doesn't hurt so bad? This wasn't one of those times.

[Salo]

Tough call, there's a few to choose from lol.

That description of valley fever sounds like it feels a bit like a very bad eczema flare up. One of the worst pains, to me, is water splashing on an eczema rash.

I think the one that really sticks in my mind as most shockingly painful, though, would be the car door closing fully on my fingers when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure I've had other stuff hurt as much, but that one really impacted in my 5 year old mind.

Last year I managed to get my hand bitten by a dog whilst posting leaflets through people's doors. That was fun, obviously. That was a shock, that one. 100 doors in and I'm in a world of my own workin on autopilot, forgot rule number1 : watch out for dogs; they guard letter boxes :P Next thing I know, a Staffordshire Bull has clamped its jaws down on my fingers. Fark me, what a mess he made of one of em. Nowt serious, but gory to look at.

Met the dog, when the owner came out to investigate my yelp of pain, it was actually a really bonny little dog. Very friendly once I'd been invited into the house to clean my hand up.

[Steelbadger]

I got a nerf vortex is the groin. Hard.

It brings a tear to my eye even now.

[chimp]

mmm ive never broken bones or had any horrible flesh eating diseases, or been hit by cars, or chopped one of my appendages off.

cuz im a ninja

[palo god]

mmm ive never broken bones or had any horrible flesh eating diseases, or been hit by cars, or chopped one of my appendages off.

cuz im a ninja

A naruto ninja? or a real ninja like this (http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/retard_ninja.jpg).

[Toilet]

When I had valley fever, its a very horrible and painful disease where you develop red rashes all over your body and you constantly bleed from them, also they itch and the itching never stops so you have to scratch them , but when you scratch them it feels like someones stabbing you with a knife there and you bleed even more, the pain is so horrible that you cant sleep and you stay awake until you get knocked out by fatigue.

Thats how it looks like btw. (http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/cobumps.jpg)

Talking about this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccidioidomycosis

[BlackVolgan]

my pinky finger was broke for a week. All the while i thought it was dislocated and i tried over and over to pop it back into place. That wasn't fun, or intelligent.

[palo god]

Talking about this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccidioidomycosis

Yes, the pic is inaccurate though as it is a moderate case, the pic I posted is an extreme case(the kind that I had).

[paade]

some years ago i got an infection (wasnt infection, but something similar. My english fails here.) to my spinal cord. And let me tell you, until you had that, you dont know what pain is. I couldnt sleep longer than like 10 minutes, simple turning in bed would take 5 minutes and i actually had to plan ahead when i needed to go to crapper. Timing 3 different painkillers (not your normal headache painkillers, these were some nasty shit) just right gave me a small window if i actually had to move somewhere. I think it took me close to 4 months before i could actually sit without passing out.

[Maize]

I split my femur down the center getting hit by a car. It took just over a month for the doctors to stretch my leg (with pulleys and weights connected to a pin through my knee) back out to where it was supposed to be, and let it heal. Every morning the nurse would come in and add more weights to the pulley system, which would result in me screaming myself hoarse for the next few hours until I passed out. About halfway through my time in the hospital, I came down with a horrible case of chicken pox.

[stingerII]

Don;t have anything that interesting, I think tummy cramps. I must have screwed something up with all my boozing.
I swear sometimes I feel like my gut's about to explode

[Satan]

salmonella poisoning from peter pan peanut butter

i puked and shit my bed for several days straight with a violent fever




on a side note my brother is in his bed with alcohol poisoning i believe. hes puking everywhere. i threw a towel on him

[Leathe]

2nd degree burns on my hands and wrists.

[Vertigo Vain]

Geez is there a single person that didn't broke any bones, wasn't hit by a car and isn't suffering from incurable viruses?

This topic makes OT look like leprosorium.

[Ruyan]

Having a boil cut out without any painkillers.

You know something is gonna go down, when your doc gives you some rubber thing to "bite on to"!

[Helgeran]

Jumping headfirst into the TV table as a child. The edge cut it in twain and I couldn't see for all the blood. Now that I think of it it probably didn't hurt as much as it freaked me out. The scar is nice though, looks like a smile.

[Ammon777]

Last year I was sleeping. My bed is next to a cement wall. And I had a violent dream and I kicked the wall as hard as I fucking could. I kicked it so hard that my big toenail fell off competely, blood was gushing out of big toe, and I was taken to hospital. Turns out I had fractured the bone in my toe. It was a dull throbbing pain for about a month, it had to be wrapped in bandages. But the real pain occurred a couple days later, when I was walking up stairway too fast, I stubbed the same toe on the stair and blood started gushing out again. That hurt really bad. I could barely walk for weeks.

When I went to the doctor, he had to peel the toenail off because it was split into three sections and one section was lodged deep into my toe, thats where all the blood was coming from. The peeling process hurt bad too, and was freaky to watch. I wasnt on painkillers at the time. My big toenail is grown back fine now, though. Took about 2 months to complete itself.

[Shillelagh]

General Discussion

[Ammon777]

Having a boil cut out without any painkillers.

You know something is gonna go down, when your doc gives you some rubber thing to "bite on to"!

Yeah they gave me a stick thing to bite down on too, when they were removing my toenail.
General Discussion
Yeah... And?

[IcePillow]

Hmm, when the doctor put needles in my spine. Long fucking needles.

[Ammon777]

Clipped by a drunk driver while walking ON THE SIDEWALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY mind you(Seriously who the hell is drunk at 2 p.m.?) Threw me into the wall of a building,I fractured bones(Whole left side pretty much) with only a broken wrist/ half my fingers. A concussion and multiple cracked ribs, some disks in my spine(worst part imo) were "moved" as they put it and I had to go through some pain to "move" them back.
I could have easily been killed, and amazingly I've nearly made a full recovery. It hurts to run still but it's getting better and my ribs are sore if I breathe in(This was 2 years ago) Although I do have poor circulation in my left wrist/hand so it constantly falls asleep. My right pinky can move all around which I could not do before so it wasn't all for loss.
And as far as I know they never caught them, last time I walk on the 4th of July
Damn dude. My pain was nothing compared to your pain. Sorry that happened. Dumbass drunk driver, anyway.

[Ruyan]

Last year I was sleeping. My bed is next to a cement wall. And I had a violent dream and I kicked the wall as hard as I fucking could. I kicked it so hard that my big toenail fell off competely, blood was gushing out of big toe, and I was taken to hospital. Turns out I had fractured the bone in my toe. It was a dull throbbing pain for about a month, it had to be wrapped in bandages. But the real pain occurred a couple days later, when I was walking up stairway too fast, I stubbed the same toe on the stair and blood started gushing out again. That hurt really bad. I could barely walk for weeks.

When I went to the doctor, he had to peel the toenail off because it was split into three sections and one section was lodged deep into my toe, thats where all the blood was coming from. The peeling process hurt bad too, and was freaky to watch. I wasnt on painkillers at the time. My big toenail is grown back fine now, though. Took about 2 months to complete itself.

uuuhh I feel with you man! I had the toenail thing happen to me as well, but luckily no bones were broken and my toenail fell off by itself.
Did hurt like hell tho!

[Ammon777]

I think the one that really sticks in my mind as most shockingly painful, though, would be the car door closing fully on my fingers when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure I've had other stuff hurt as much, but that one really impacted in my 5 year old mind.
When I was a kid, I got my fingers closed in doors ALL THE TIME. I still remember screaming my ass off.
uuuhh I feel with you man! I had the toenail thing happen to me as well, but luckily no bones were broken and my toenail fell off by itself.
Did hurt like hell tho!
Hehe. The pain was the worst especially like a week later, when it starts healing again. Its a dull throbbing pain that never ends. Luckily i got on some pain meds so it was okey. Couldnt walk very well.

[palo god]

Geez is there a single person that didn't broke any bones, wasn't hit by a car and isn't suffering from incurable viruses?

This topic makes OT look like leprosorium.

Who said its incurable? it lasts about 3 weeks to a month.

[Lethn]

General Discussion

I second that :p people here are way more civil, well discounting the religious and political zealots of course but they're ignored quickly.

[willithesm]

Last year I was sleeping. My bed is next to a cement wall. And I had a violent dream and I kicked the wall as hard as I fucking could. I kicked it so hard that my big toenail fell off competely, blood was gushing out of big toe, and I was taken to hospital. Turns out I had fractured the bone in my toe. It was a dull throbbing pain for about a month, it had to be wrapped in bandages. But the real pain occurred a couple days later, when I was walking up stairway too fast, I stubbed the same toe on the stair and blood started gushing out again. That hurt really bad. I could barely walk for weeks.

When I went to the doctor, he had to peel the toenail off because it was split into three sections and one section was lodged deep into my toe, thats where all the blood was coming from. The peeling process hurt bad too, and was freaky to watch. I wasnt on painkillers at the time. My big toenail is grown back fine now, though. Took about 2 months to complete itself.

Holy shit! Makes me not want that for sure!

[Krej]

I once took my moms bike to a friends house. And I took a shortcut over a small grassy field. A sneaky hole hid in the tall grass, and it ate my frontwheel.. Shit happend so fast, I found myself hanging on the tubes going up from the pedals to the handlebars, I could feel and taste my own balls with my tounge, then I fell over and lied down in the grass for 15 mins.

[tallefred]

Wow I feel kind of petty posting about my broken leg. Though come to think of it, 3 weeks after I got it (I still hadn't gotten a cast since I was in a boarding school in Switzerland, and the administration thought it was probably just a sprain and would heal by itself), I slipped when hopping down a ramp with a puddle on the bottom. That hurt a hell of a lot more than the original break for some reason.
I still have problems with that foot, I can't move it much and it hurts if I run on it. Doctor says I probably will have arthritis since I didn't get it checked out right away.

[Krej]

uuuhh I feel with you man! I had the toenail thing happen to me as well, but luckily no bones were broken and my toenail fell off by itself.
Did hurt like hell tho!

Me3, I was walking in a lake and I hit a pointy stone, popped most my toenail off.

[Skribbles]

been waitin for darkfall for about 5 years now... does that count? :)

[Mech]

Large amount of liquid nitrogen.


Ouch.

[Astaren]

I got kicked in the nuts.. it hurt

[Fro]

When i got my dick trapped in my zip.

[Agge]

Probebly the time I first got me some booze.

Downed a bottle of whiskey with another friend, it was a fucking blast for a few houers.

I guess it al ended with me getting somekind of lesser alchol poisoning.

I have smashed up my head twice, dislocated my arm but nothing beats that damn pain, and it went on for maybe 2-3 houers.

[Gravesend]

Shit, some of you guys are really unlucky. As for broken bones, I've had my ankle snapped in half twice, but that doesn't get the "worst pain" award.

It'd have to go to the time I had my fingernail ripped off. That sucked hard.

[Tomaj]

As a little kid i was attempting to sneak some brownies my mom had made. stupid me droped the fucking pan im my toe, the toenail came off by its self slowly throughout the day. after it came off i bleed for about 3 hours, not bad but enugh so make a mess of the couch. ya good times.

[Spart]

When I broke my wrist, and a week after that had set it, they had to re set it. That was painful.

Also when I found out I really don't like Morphine. That did nothing for me, painwise, but did make me really sick for a few days afterwards. Not fun.

[Agge]

Acctualy, this is the worst pain I ever felt:

I forgot to uncheck the non-member usergroup when sending out that spam... so here's a special "fuck you" spam mail to everyone who mistakenly got that last one.

Kiss my ass.

Surly, you broke my heart </3

[Gunther TheBlack]

Can't come up with much atm .

One during football when someone tackled me sideways with a straight leg into my ankle. It made a 90° turn and my leg turned blue up to my knee.

Also i cut off my thumb and i had it reattached without getting a painkiller.


Those pop into my mind atm. Can't be arsed to think longer :p

[Eclipso]

when i was a kid i was on one of those huge fuck off swings... and went a bit off course, it had wire ropes to hold the structure up and i managed to get caught in it.
as i wrapped around it the wire rope ripped off 3 of my fingernails and mushed the rest of my hands.
to top it off i fell off the swing and fell like 3 metres on to rocks below.
that fucking hurt!

Two years ago was at work and a part of the ceiling collapsed on me while i was on a scaffold. got hit by the ceiling and massive light , then faceplanted the concrete, broke both my arms and knocked me out , chipped my jaw and had to have all the ct scans and all that.
The worst part of that was the pain i was in while waiting at the hospital.

[Krej]

When i got my dick trapped in my zip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE

[Razli]

Somewhere between having a Fractured Skull (At the back) or nearly cutting the top half of my finger off.

[Salo]

My friend's 12 year old son just broke his arm. Well, i say broke, actually more like snapped. Clean break through both bones, held together by skin. *suppresses a slight shudder*

[ClownFoot]

Car battery hooked up to my nuts.

[Salo]

Car battery hooked up to my nuts.



Ok. I have to ask. How/why ?

[ClownFoot]

Ok. I have to ask. How/why ?

Nah, I'm full of shit. It never actually happened.

[Ammon777]

My friend's 12 year old son just broke his arm. Well, i say broke, actually more like snapped. Clean break through both bones, held together by skin. *suppresses a slight shudder*

Damn! Does that shit even grow back? I mean do the bones even reattach? I dunno...

[Satorian]

This topic makes OT look like leprosorium.
LOL. Right on. :)

Worst pain I've ever experienced is stubbing a toe, to be honest. Far from anything people here report. I mean, I've had a broken collar bone, broken fingers, ripped out the nail of my right middle finger, torn ligaments in my ankle and my knee, several rib contusions, suppuration of airways and bronchial tubes, a piece of flesh ripped out at my left elbow (which was the oddest sight ever as it filled with a clear liquid and then regrew into tissue over the following weeks) but none of them hurt that badly for some reason. Yet stubbing a toe drives tears to my eyes and is damn near unbearable.

[Satorian]

Damn! Does that shit even grow back? I mean do the bones even reattach? I dunno...

Yeah, they do.

[Carbonlegend]

Damn! Does that shit even grow back? I mean do the bones even reattach? I dunno...

They use a massive metal structure to hold the bones together and encourage it to grow back.

[Ammon777]

LOL. Right on. :)

Worst pain I've ever experienced is stubbing a toe, to be honest. Far from anything people here report. I mean, I've had a broken collar bone, broken fingers, ripped out the nail of my right middle finger, torn ligaments in my ankle and my knee, several rib contusions, suppuration of airways and bronchial tubes, a piece of flesh ripped out at my left elbow (which was the oddest sight ever as it filled with a clear liquid and then regrew into tissue over the following weeks) but none of them hurt that badly for some reason. Yet stubbing a toe drives tears to my eyes and is damn near unbearable.

I hear ya. I stubbed a broken toe that had recently lost its toe nail! I swear that hurt so bad I was cussing to my mom for like a whole minute.

[Elicas]

Somehow, I managed to twist around two vertebrae and my left hip. I could barely walk for weeks, and the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong. I finally went to a chriopractor who told me what was wrong and fixed it in a few minutes.

[Gaal]

Getting my hand cut of by my asshole father and then falling down this massive gabage shute. Luckily my sister picked me so I went to the doctors and they got me this awesome robot one.

[ClownFoot]

Getting my hand cut of by my asshole father and then falling down this massive gabage shute. Luckily my sister picked me so I went to the doctors and they got me this awesome robot one.

Wow, that sounds so familiar for some reason!

[Ammon777]

Getting my hand cut of by my asshole father and then falling down this massive gabage shute. Luckily my sister picked me so I went to the doctors and they got me this awesome robot one.
Was ur father Darth Vader? :lol:

That mustve been right after ur best friend got carbon freezed, man that would hurt like a bitch, but he was alive and in perfect hybernation.

[Gaal]

Was ur father Darth Vader?

maibi.....

[Ammon777]

maibi.....
So like... did you really believe that he was your father when he said "search your feelings, you know it to be true" or were just scared of the possibility at the time? cuz I saw in your family home video you were like "NOOOOOoooOOOoooo thats not true, thats impossible! NOOOOOO !!!"

[Hitom]

Hemorrhoids man, their nasty, and hurt like hell.
They can also trick you into thinking that you have cancer in your ass.

[Gaal]

No but actually one time, I feel out of a tree and fucked up all my fingers and took a big chunk out of my elbow. Yep, the branch I was hanging on broke and if it wasn't for my ninja skills I probably would have been brain dead instead of gettin my finger dislocated.

[Magni]

As a kid I stepped on a rusty nail. It got stuck in the bone, so it took a while to pull/wiggle/yank it out. I felt the pain all the way up behind my eyes.

When I got home my mom just patched me up and told me to go to bed. I couldn't sleep for days. It kind of sucked.

[MayneIdeedIt]

I killed a guy and ate his balls.

[Arcador]

I had what they call reactive arthritis (good it heals). It was based entirely on chemical reaction of my body reacting too strong on some sort of virus infection.

The peak moments were 2 days in which the center of the pain was in the knee. When I tried to move it - I was struck by unimaginable (well so far for me at that moment there) pain that impulsed threw my body. And I again repeat - nothing orthopedic - just chemical reactions. Well 2 days were no sleep days - I move, I cry of pain (lol until that moment I thought I am tough and pain cannot scare me) I get knocked over by fatigue, fell asleep, move a little my leg subconsciously (you know the brain wants to stretch it a little) and they I wake up in a pain I can't even scream.

After that the pain was a barely noticeable and it faded away.

But it gave me a lesson - pain have no limits and can never be ready for more pain. Chemistry owns that.

[Mr.LichTwitch]

I never had any pain worse than a migraine headache. I'm talking about a headache so bad that it makes you puke. Everything makes it worse too: Light, noise, movement, breathing, and living.

Edit: I've been through a severely sprained ankle and 19 stitches to my right eye brow. Neither come close to a migraine. I'm not one of those people that gets a bad headache and calls it a migraine.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I never had any pain worse than a migraine headache. I'm talking about a headache so bad that it makes you puke. Everything makes it worse too: Light, noise, movement, breathing, and living.


Heh try a Migrane that does not ever go away, have had mine since Feb 1996. The first 8 months I could only sleep 20 hrs a day until my body adapted to the pain. The only cool thing is that when we go to a bar, I can impale a fork into the meat of my hand without flinching as a bar trick (and I mean drive it in and let it stick there until I have to pull it out). Its weird now that I have adapted to the high pain lvl, I dont notice things like cuts or smashing my toes.

[Agge]

Heh try a Migrane that does not ever go away, have had mine since Feb 1996. The first 8 months I could only sleep 20 hrs a day until my body adapted to the pain. The only cool thing is that when we go to a bar, I can impale a fork into the meat of my hand without flinching as a bar trick (and I mean drive it in and let it stick there until I have to pull it out). Its weird now that I have adapted to the high pain lvl, I dont notice things like cuts or smashing my toes.

Doodeedoodeedooooo

Oh and I call BULLSHIT on that.

[ClownFoot]

Doodeedoodeedooooo

Oh and I call BULLSHIT on that.

You don't actually think he was serious, do you?

[Carl Ragadamn]

Doodeedoodeedooooo

Oh and I call BULLSHIT on that.

Ya because I would still be working on my undergrad degree at age 30, just for fun (11 semesters of medical withdrawal ftl).

You don't actually think he was serious, do you?

One of the very few things I wish that I was not serious about.

[Mr.LichTwitch]

:lmao: I would've mentioned the 10 year renob, but that's not pain.

[Fro]

Heh try a Migrane that does not ever go away, have had mine since Feb 1996. The first 8 months I could only sleep 20 hrs a day until my body adapted to the pain. The only cool thing is that when we go to a bar, I can impale a fork into the meat of my hand without flinching as a bar trick (and I mean drive it in and let it stick there until I have to pull it out). Its weird now that I have adapted to the high pain lvl, I dont notice things like cuts or smashing my toes.

Only 20 hours a day???

[Agge]

You don't actually think he was serious, do you?

well, he must have been because: http://esum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/serious.jpg

[Fellan]

I would have to say that my worst pain ever was a bone infection in my left wrist. I had it for six months before my parents bothered to bring me to a doctor. For most of that time, I could barely move my wrist, and it hurt like hell if something touched it. I got pretty lucky though, apparently there was a good chance that my left arm wouldn't grow anymore, so I would have a stubby arm.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Only 20 hours a day???

As in thats all I could do. My highschool counted third year Spanish as an english credit and let me graduate. I missed nearly the entire second half of my Senior year.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I would have to say that my worst pain ever was a bone infection in my left wrist. I had it for six months before my parents bothered to bring me to a doctor. For most of that time, I could barely move my wrist, and it hurt like hell if something touched it. I got pretty lucky though, apparently there was a good chance that my left arm wouldn't grow anymore, so I would have a stubby arm.

You should have let it get worse, the stubby arm would have made you stand out in a crowd. Sadly now your just another average person.

[MayneIdeedIt]

Following up on my previous post, the worst pain I ever experienced was shitting out the guys balls.

[Wickfield]

I was playing soccer two years back and a friend landed hard on my right foot, splintering my big toenail into the flesh. Then it got infected, which gave it this perpetual throbbing pain.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I was playing soccer two years back and a friend landed hard on my right foot, splintering my big toenail into the flesh. Then it got infected, which gave it this perpetual throbbing pain.

Cut it off with an axe and get them to change your Forum name to ClownfootToo.

[Wickfield]

Cut it off with an axe and get them to change your Forum name to ClownfootToo.

Well... then I got antibiotics for it, and saw a podiatrist and he picked the toenail out. cool stuff.

Never really had any intense pain though, never broken any bones, sprained or pulled anything, no migraines, intense viral infections, car accidents, falls from tall buildings, gunshot wounds...
I guess I'm just special.

EDIT: I guess you win the thread?

[Fro]

As in thats all I could do. My highschool counted third year Spanish as an english credit and let me graduate. I missed nearly the entire second half of my Senior year.

Because of a headache? Pussy.

[Estrang]

The worst pain I've ever been in was having poison oak rash over every inch of my body. Head to toe. Yes....even that.

How and why?

[Carl Ragadamn]

Because of a headache? Pussy.

eh it was more the light and sound sensitivity, and the brutal Vertigo.

[Forgin]

The pain when I noticed the darkfall video was downloading with only 1 KB/s

[Lotharr]

What can I say, you guys have some hardcore stories up in here.

[Fro]

eh it was more the light and sound sensitivity, and the brutal Vertigo.

That just makes you a bigger pussy.

[Spineless_DoO]

Worst pain for me was after they removed 2 softball sized tumors from around my kidneys. They went in through my stomache, took all my intestines out and layed them on a tray, removed the cancer and stiched me up. After I filled up with about 52 pounds of fluid so it only made it worse. The pain was constant in every position. I couldnt lay on my front or my back and on my side I risked a colapsed lung because of the fluid. Needless to say I did not sleep much for about 2 monthes. Ive been electricuted, fallen from 30ft in the air, hit by cars, crashed offroading a bunch of times and none of the pain came even close to the pain I felt after that surgery. Pain pills where not an option at the time. I have bad reactions to all of them aside from dilauden(bad speller I know). Problem is that stuff is so strong and addictive I could only take 2mg every 6 hours.

[trichlor]

I leaned my left hand on a piping hot wood stove and cooked that right good. Dropped a pantry on my big toe, the nail came off, I limped for a bit but really it wasn't that bad. I was underneath a railcar offloading liquid hot asphalt when the hose came off and covered my right arm, now my hands match so it's good.:D I've never broke any bones (knock on wood).

But I'd say the worst pain I ever had (still don't know what does it) was something went wrong up in my sinuses and nose cavity. It literally felt like it all plugged up, swelled up, and was trying to push my skull apart from the inside. Still happens from time to time, but the worst is over. I guess they're migraines, but damn...

[ClownFoot]

What was the worst pain you ever experienced?

Sex with your mom. She's a bit too kinky for my tastes.

[Fro]

Sex with your mom. She's a bit too kinky for my tastes.

Yeh i wasn''t too happy about the whip with spikes on it either.

[ClownFoot]

Yeh i wasn''t too happy about the whip with spikes on it either.

It was the spiked dildo that finally made me say "fuck it" and get the hell out of there.

[Uzik]

Root canal. Novacaine wore off and he hit the nerve. If I was ever going to torture someone, it would be with the nerves in your teeth.

[Kyrendis]

64 seperate wasp stings. I stepped in a nest. I was 12. The poison almost killed me. I couldn't see for a week because of the swelling around my eyes.

[Weeking]

Ear infection with the ear canal clogged up by wax, had to go to the emergency room. Pussy doctor refused to get it out because of the possible infection complicating stuff. That's right, the only reason he thought it was infected was the pain as he couldn't even see in there. Think I got painkillers and antibiotics, and maybe anti-inflammatory meds or I was clever enough to get it myself which dealt with it. But I was in agony for at least 12 hours before I got them. I had an ear infection as a kid too, but that was nothing compared to this as the actual pain was caused by the ear canal swelling up with stuff in it I think.

[Kailas]

Some of my buddies and I were up in the mountains riding my quads, which we do all the time, so we decided to up the ante and joust on them and fight with airsoft guns (it's impossible to hit anything with an airsoft gun going 60 mph, btw) and at one point I had swung onto the back of a quad trying to shoot at another friend and I wasn't paying attention to the road so when we hit a huge bump that tilted the thing forward a good 45 degrees I went flying over the driver's head into a huge pile of gravel that almost formed a perfect right angle with the ground, feet in the air, head smashed against the ground. Then the quad righted itself and my friend couldn't stop in time so it hit me at a good 30-40 mph. It's funny now, but at the time it sucked, what with the broken ribs.

I have bad luck with ribs, when I was a kid I got run over by a dogsled and it broke my ribs too. Don't ask me how that happened, the whole thing was pretty surreal.

[Taroth]

My dick/hand after watching the df video.

[Shamoke]

I had really horrible stomach pains for a few hours one day. I don't know what they were but they were the most painful thing ever. I also broke my ankle (or leg) but that wasn't too bad. I tried to walk on it because I thought it was a sprain so I waited a full day before getting it looked at. It made an awesome noise when I rotated my ankle.

[Satorian]

Some of my buddies and I were up in the mountains riding my quads, which we do all the time

"Riding your quads", is that what kids call it these days?

[ChillyUK]

i was rollerblading at rampworx skatepark about 4 years ago

went for a sweatstance (google it) on some rail with a drop below.. missed front foot.. left leg went to one side.. right foot went to other.

JUST missed my nuts.. smacked my inner thigh on the rail.. fell about 6 foot to the ground onto my hipbone.. didnt break anything but was brused in such an awkward place i couldnt walk for 3 weeks.. whole right hip was black with bruising and basicaly had to quit skating for half a year cos it still hurt to do certain positions in tricks long after it "healed"

[WhySoSerious]

i was handling some sodium peroxide with a small cut on my finger in lab class and when i leaned over the table.... i tripped and stubbed my toe it hurt

[Atnas]

I've never really experienced any extreme pain, which I am thankful for! All I can remember is trying to bicycle down some steps thanks to some weird logic I was using. Not sure how it looks in the rest of the world, but it had these rails you use for a baby carriage, and I reasoned that if I just made sure I stayed in the middle, I would be safe!

All I can remember is starting to roll, and then how I was lying next to my bike on the pavement, pretty damn bloody. My parents took a photo of it, but I think I lost it, lol.

[-Havoc-]

I broke my left arm and fractured my right in attempts to start an earthquake when I was 5. Idiot, rofl.

[Atnas]

I broke my left arm and fractured my right in attempts to start an earthquake when I was 5. Idiot, rofl.

Evil bastard.

[nwyrkr7642]

I have broke my arm, put my hand on a boiling pot of water dropped a glass shower door on my toe and nothing compares to eating a habanero pepper. When i swirled that crap around in my mouth i first thought it wasnt so bad...then it started to burn and i went through my can of root beer i had in front of me..didnt help..a half gallon of milk didnt help either. So i vomited that up and drank the other half gallon. ..i have no tolerance for taht hot shit and am deathly afraid of that habanero smell now. Twas not a fun experience :(

[Hemlawk]

Burned my palm on piping hot pan. Luckily I dropped it instantly and didnt even get 2nd degree burns.

[Selzi]

I think I scraped my knee once.

[Atnas]

I have broke my arm, put my hand on a boiling pot of water dropped a glass shower door on my toe and nothing compares to eating a habanero pepper. When i swirled that crap around in my mouth i first thought it wasnt so bad...then it started to burn and i went through my can of root beer i had in front of me..didnt help..a half gallon of milk didnt help either. So i vomited that up and drank the other half gallon. ..i have no tolerance for taht hot shit and am deathly afraid of that habanero smell now. Twas not a fun experience :(

I know what you mean. I was working in a kitchen as a cook for a while, and we had some education on different hot... uh, vegetables, I guess? Fruits? Anyway, the head chef told us he had a friend who ate one but forgot to wash his hands afterwards and then went to the toilet to take a piss (I think it was a habanero anyway). Moments later they heard him scream because he had well... put his hands on his dick.

[Bawlin]

Tie between stabbing myself in the eye with scissors and getting hit by a car twice. Never broken a bone though.

[Salo]

Tie between stabbing myself in the eye with scissors and getting hit by a car, twice.


Driver was pretty focussed huh?

[ClownFoot]

One time my mom told me she didn't love me and my real father was a homeless man who got her drunk. That hurt me in ways you will never know.

[Everto]

I took a bigass shit last night, battle of the Gulf of Mexico.

My ass was bleeding for a couple of seconds, and it hurt to sit down.
and it was so hard to go to bed. :(

i'm not even kidding.

[Arintyll]

Toss up between getting my leg broken in a ice hockey game or grabbing the barrel of the 25mm cannon on my Bradley at NTC after the night portion of live fire. I was exhausted and trying to crawl out of the drivers hatch. The barrel wasn't glowing anymore so in my mentally exhausted state I didn't think and grabbed it to pull myself up. I can still hear the sizzling sounds and smell the burnt flesh. Good times...

[RED777]

when i was 11 i was hit by some biotch in the intersection. She tryed to drive through a red light and i wasn't watching for her i was running over to my friend and bamm biotch sent me flying through the air like eddy gordo from tekken u know when no one knows how to do the combo's right. I personally don't remember jack shit but my friend told me after 5 seconds of laying on the ground i tryed to stand up and i was yelling "u stupid bitch" "wtf i am gonna fucking kill u" and all that and then i collapsed, if u could imagine a 5'10" white boy trying to stand up with one arm and one leg, but yeah i don't remember any of that but it all worked out i sued her for being a retarded biotch. i am not at liberty to say how much but it was enough to make me happy ^ ~ my wounds healed well hehe.......$_$

[Harijan]

Undercut while playing basketball. Sheered off every ligament in my knee. People who saw it tell me now that the the Shaun Livingston injury was very similar to what happened to me.

That was 4 years ago. The repair surgeries have left the three inches below my knee without any feeling.

I started playing basketball again about a year ago.

Here is the Livingston video, if you havn't seen it (very graphic).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kalIPs18BI

[Cribble]

When a girl bitched slapped me so hard that no longer have sense in my left cheek.

[Salo]

When a girl bitched slapped me so hard I have no sense in my left cheek.


Can we assume you mean the one on your face?

[Cribble]

Can we assume you mean the one on your face?

Yeah

[surGeonFFS]

Broke my collar bone once. Wasn't too bad though.

[Slaker]

I know what you mean. I was working in a kitchen as a cook for a while, and we had some education on different hot... uh, vegetables, I guess? Fruits? Anyway, the head chef told us he had a friend who ate one but forgot to wash his hands afterwards and then went to the toilet to take a piss (I think it was a habanero anyway). Moments later they heard him scream because he had well... put his hands on his dick.

This shit happened to one of my friend, man it must hurt!!!

[Mortimer Dclxvi]

emotional pain

[Everto]

emotional pain

Emo baby child put your mascara on.

. . . if I get an infraction for this message, the mod/admin who gave it to me is an emo baby.

[Hemlawk]

Toss up between getting my leg broken in a ice hockey game or grabbing the barrel of the 25mm cannon on my Bradley at NTC after the night portion of live fire. I was exhausted and trying to crawl out of the drivers hatch. The barrel wasn't glowing anymore so in my mentally exhausted state I didn't think and grabbed it to pull myself up. I can still hear the sizzling sounds and smell the burnt flesh. Good times...

Ouch... on both

[Aegon]

Death. Everyone I know who ever died. Unexplainable to any of you obviously.

[Rufus]

I tripped going up some concrete stairs without shoes, kicked my foot in to stop myself from falling and broke my big toe. And then I kept on stubbing it in the folling days. That hurts....

[Everto]

I tripped going up some concrete stairs without shoes, kicked my foot in to stop myself from falling and broke my big toe. And then I kept on stubbing it in the folling days. That hurts....

Wait, does that mean you CANCELED OUT falling UP stairs?!

You sir are a God among Men.

[Xtra-Medium]

i think i had pneumonia, idk whatever it was it felt like i had shrapnel in my lungs, it hurt so bad to breath that i could only take tiny breaths and they would make me have a muscle spasm, i also had a temperature of 103 so i was having those strange fuckin dreams that scare the shit out of you.

[Vmax]

A so called "rigid bronchoscope test"...
Thats when they go into your lungs with a bar with a light and a camera attached.
That way the doc and I could look at my lungs at the inside on a monitor... Turned out to be lovely pinky colour and no problem but man that hurts.

[Hemlawk]

Oh I have to add...

I once got stabbed in the eye with a pool stick. I scrathed the ball off the table, me and my bro bent over to pick it up, and i leaned into the stick.

My eye turned black and deeeep red, i was bleeding out of the corner of my eye.... it hurt like hell!

[padge]

Clipped by a drunk driver while walking ON THE SIDEWALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY mind you(Seriously who the hell is drunk at 2 p.m.?) Threw me into the wall of a building,I fractured bones(Whole left side pretty much) with only a broken wrist/ half my fingers. A concussion and multiple cracked ribs, some disks in my spine(worst part imo) were "moved" as they put it and I had to go through some pain to "move" them back.
I could have easily been killed, and amazingly I've nearly made a full recovery. It hurts to run still but it's getting better and my ribs are sore if I breathe in(This was 2 years ago) Although I do have poor circulation in my left wrist/hand so it constantly falls asleep. My right pinky can move all around which I could not do before so it wasn't all for loss.
And as far as I know they never caught them, last time I walk on the 4th of July

same thing, except the guy was not drunk, just lost control plowed into me on the sidewalk. fractured my leg just below the hip, then when i hit the ground it shoved the broken bone into my hip. i only have half a knee cap on my right leg, and the entire leg is torqued out 30 degrees. also had a major concussion. spent 9 weeks in the hospital, while they slowly pulled the bone back into place, and then another 12 weeks in a full body cast, from just under my arms all the way to my feet.

i did get to punch a cop when i came to. he was holding me down and dotted him in the nose. i was only 7, but ya, fuck tha cops.

[Rufus]

Wait, does that mean you CANCELED OUT falling UP stairs?!

You sir are a God among Men.

I honestly thought it wasn't possible to fall up stairs...but I was very...very wrong.

[AmonDominus]

Wow. Seeing the replies here makes me feel like a lil wimp.

Once as a child I fell from like 2-3meters. It was some old playhouse and I crashed thru the floor so my arms were like on the sides and somehow I cut my 'oxter' thingie. First I went into shock and didn't understand wtf happened.
Then I felt beneath the shoulder - 'oxter' something squishy, like blood and viscera(guts). I then tried to hold the guts thingie from coming out and went home. Later I remember screaming at the hospital.

Dentists are evil aswell. When they drill holes and shiet near the nerves.

[Every1_is_Fat]

When i was in 4th grade i had a boner AND DROPPED THE DESK THING ONE THE TIP OF MY DESK!! i was bleeding out the top it hurt so bad omfg. and then taking a piss was horrible it hurt so bad. I had a football game later that night so i put kleenex in my nut cup to cushion it it was fine during the game i come home and my skin scabbed over the kleenex I had to rip it out!

[Nani]

This thread is worth gold I must say.

[Every1_is_Fat]

i think i had pneumonia, idk whatever it was it felt like i had shrapnel in my lungs, it hurt so bad to breath that i could only take tiny breaths and they would make me have a muscle spasm, i also had a temperature of 103 so i was having those strange fuckin dreams that scare the shit out of you.
yea i had the same thing minus the dreams and +2 to the temp , couldnt even keep my eyes open

[Skree]

If you have never been burned bad there is no way to describe it.

A gall bladder gone bad will make you it's bitch.

Skree

[Tyler]

i was cuttin up jalapeno for chili once, when i had to go piss, drinking alot that day, whilst makin the chili. anyways run upstairs pul my junk out and start pissin, all of a sudden it feels like somone is holding a lighter under my sack. worst pain of my life, sat in the shower sprayin my balls with cold water for like twenty minutes wouldn't go away.

finally i come back to my chili and it had scorched on the bottom! the agony.

a mistake you only make once, wash ands hafter handlin any peppers.

[Muse]

Losing the 2 people I loved the most on this Earth at the same time.

[emasame]

crushed the tip of my middle finger with a door
it kind of sucked, but i dont remember it all too well i was like 11,
i guess it couldnt have been too bad since it isnt very memorable.

[Trent Fireblood]

I got shot point blank in the chest with a BB rifle. Luckily my clothes helped slow it. That did hurt quite a lot.

Also I used to do full contact Arnis De Mano and my guard slipped off my bicep. So this big guy hit me full whack with a heavy stick, my bicep kind of turned black. About an hour later I had so much pain I nearly passed out.

I had an operation whilst I was awake and they cut me and asked if it hurt.

I don't want to carry on, this will lead to trauma!

[Kaorn]

I got stuck by a jelly fish all up and down both legs, my hand, and arm, it hurt. But not that bad as much as it was surprising.

[Rahavin]

I nair'd my genitals after a friend suggested it as a fast and painless way to go 'scorched earth' policy.

It burned quite a bit.

[sexyDudemanguy]

I thought my girlfriend was pregnant

She truly was

happy ending though, just wait!










she had a miscarriage

we broke up

[omnigol]

One time I started reading a thread in GD because I thought I was in off topic.

[kingpin]

dentist...drill in particular. anesthesia my ass!

now i afraid even that damn mirror they use and i am 24
i also can't watch any movie scene which involves dentists. and i watched the most dissgusting movies ever made.

i need therapy to get over it :(

[sexyDudemanguy]

dentist...drill in particular. anesthesia my ass!

now i afraid even that damn mirror they use and i am 24
i also can't watch any movie scene which involves dentists. and i watched the most dissgusting movies ever made.

i need therapy to get over it :(

roflmao, that sound is SO TERRIBLE!! I cringe just at the thought of hearing those drilling machines, GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bang:

[Bunkah]

Biting my tongue while chewing! :D

[pyrow]

Having someones football helmet front cage part go under my helmet cage and up into my jaw with full running impact force. Dislocated and broke the right side of my jaw.

[jordanleroux]

Considering the large male population here, any answers that are not "kicked in the balls" have become irrelevant.

[Bunkah]

Considering the large male population here, any answers that are not "kicked in the balls" have become irrelevant.


Being kicked in the balls is actually a good sensation... :eek:

[Rahavin]

Considering the large male population here, any answers that are not "kicked in the balls" have become irrelevant.

Being kicked in the balls hurts for a minute tops.


Walk it off, you pussy.

[Computer]

I went "Superman" into a stair way after tripping over a big tea house.. a bike.. a hose, and a scooter. It was a shock throughout my whole body and since then I cant run AT ALL because my chest gets a huge pain. The first week I could barely walk or get up because of my back.. now it just hurts to lay down flat.

Something similar happened to me :)
I had to get stitches and i never looked at nails the same way.

[Xtra-Medium]

When i was in 4th grade i had a boner AND DROPPED THE DESK THING ONE THE TIP OF MY DESK!! i was bleeding out the top it hurt so bad omfg. and then taking a piss was horrible it hurt so bad. I had a football game later that night so i put kleenex in my nut cup to cushion it it was fine during the game i come home and my skin scabbed over the kleenex I had to rip it out! goddam that fucked up, once i got bit by like a spider or somethin on the tip, and it swelled up an shit was pretty bad

[Blitzkrieger]

Worse pain I had is kidney stones. No idea how i got em, but i know how i got rid of em... very painful.

One of the worse pain is the psychological pain of seeing the red urine stream. Youre like... oh god, that can't be good.
But then when the stone actually come out, you realise that psychological pain is nothing.

[Belantis]

I took a dive from a cliff and ripped my tympanum. Worse pain ever until I got pain-killers the next day.

[Jo0wZ]

meh, I was stabbed with a knive in my leg, I stepped on a wild wasp nest (the blue/green ones), I had a tri-hook in my right arm from fishing and it was removed out of my flesh without painkillers, and well I was kicked in my chest by my sensai on karate training and fell on my head on concrete (passed out)...
but one thing I will never forget, a few years ago I had a terrible pneumonia (the kind where people can die from) and imagine almost coughing your lungs out literary.

[Mungad]

Reading some Forumfall threads...

[Infliction]

>.> 2 girls 1 cup, mebe?
Thinkin' 'bout it I've never been in so much pain that I've remembered it. A cut or scrape here, but nothin' serious.

[Killuminati]

I've gotten my ass kicked a couple of times..it wasn't pleasant. I got a boo boo also!

[palo god]

>.> 2 girls 1 cup, mebe?
Thinkin' 'bout it I've never been in so much pain that I've remembered it. A cut or scrape here, but nothin' serious.

2 girls 1 cup is nothing compared to finger paint.

[Killuminati]

2 girls 1 cup is nothing compared to finger paint.

kids in a sandbox

[Beorg]

When I was five, I tried to ride my wolfhound down the stairs with a cookie in my hand...Needless to say, it was my first trip to the hospital.

[Infliction]

2 girls 1 cup is nothing compared to finger paint.


You've said 'nuff to make me satisfied, The words 'finger paint' alone send shivers through me.

[TubeSock]

Ever since my last stroke, I've b- HNGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[HiroProtagonist]

Waking up in the middle of wisdom tooth extraction with one of the doctors hands on your forehead, his foot on the chair and a pair of pliers in your mouth/rivers of blood pouring from your mouth......and yes it leaves a lasting impression.

[Jordan2650]

i dont do much so it looks like i will decide between these two...

1: my friend ran down a hill with a bunch of trees (it was a VERY steep hill) and i thought "hey! i could do that" i missed the tree that he used to stop and kept going. it felt like i was falling. I had the choice of hitting a tree, or keep going and hit the fence (there was a 10 foot drop RIGHT after the fence. no kidding) lets just say that the tree beat me to the decision.

2: there was a SLIGHT (and i mean slight) earthquake that knocked a ceremamic cow of my moms slightly to the right (it had been there since i was born). I opened a cabiniet for a glass, and it fell on top of me and broke on my head. I had to get stitches. It was fun describing that to the people that stitched it up :D

[Thaeds]

+1 for migraines.

About two hours before I get a migraine my peripheral vision gets some dancing black splotches in it. Pretty soon I have no peripheral vision at all. It's really really weird. Not black, just not there. People can be standing right in front of me and I’ll only be able to see their face. Then I start to get dizzy, a gentle but repetitive throbbing, and slight nausea, bit but I'm still alright. This stage of the migraine is just annoying.

About an hour later I become completely allergic to light and sounds. I find a room which is completely dark and lay down. Those LED glowing red lights or whatever on electronics set my brain on fire. You know how your eyes sense light and your brain interprets it as pictures? Well imagine if your brain just interpreted light as pain instead. That’s how it feels, like I see and hear pain.

Then there is a huge feeling of pressure from behind my forehead like something is trying to get out. As well as the actual headache, which isn't a headache at all. It's so much worse than a regular headache I barely even notice when I get regular headaches anymore. It's like you can feel the blood flowing through your brain and it's full of battery acid.

Pain killers (at least over the counter ones) don't do shit. What does help though is sleeping pills. Those are amazing if I take them right at the start, but if I wait too long they don't do much, because in a few minutes the nausea kicks up a notch...

You want to throw up so bad because then maybe the nausea will go away, but you can't, sometimes for an hour or more. When you finally do vomit for the first time there are some temporary endorphins and a moment of relief, it's almost orgasmic but it doesn't last long. Every time I start vomiting I have to taste those fucking sleeping pills mixed with stomach acid again. They taste soooooo bad. The vomiting it's self I don't actually mind so much, even though the fits last 20 minutes or so sometimes. It does wonders to distract me from the pain.

The main reason this whole thing is so bad is because all you can do is think about the pain. You can’t watch TV or listen to music because you understand lights and sounds as pain. So there is nothing to distract you from the excruciating headache, nausea, pressure in your head or your stomach contracting over and over as you try to throw up for the thousandth time.

Worse yet no matter how hard you try, or how tired you are, you can’t get to sleep. Even if I manage to drift off, every five or ten minutes I’ll wake up I have to get up to start vomiting again (making my way to the bathroom in the dark, even if it's noon cause I'll have a pillow or something over my head to block the light). Most of the time at this point I'm really dehydrated, so every time I throw up I'll drink a little Gatorade and take some more sleeping pills, both of which come up in a few minutes, but even if the pills don't let me go to sleep they still allow my mind to wander and escape my body just a little bit.

It's a cycle of laying and thinking about the pain, getting up, vomiting, then laying back down to think about the pain some more. After about an hour I am so exhausted I might not even bother to move from the bathroom floor or get up at all. Sometimes I just lay on the floor on my side and dry heave. Even though I know tomorrow it will be all over, I am literally pleading to die. The last time I had a migraine I got my mom to lay down and just hold me. I just turned 22.

My migraines usually last about eight hours if I can't hold down the sleeping pills long enough to pass out. I think the only reason I pass out in the end at all is from sheer exhaustion. Then I sleep for twenty consecutive hours or so and wake up feeling like I was hit by a truck. I’m starving with a terrible headache, nausea, body pains all over, and I'm still sensitive to light. However it's really nothing in perspective. It usually takes me three days before I am completely back to normal. I get migraines about twice a year.

I have broken fingers and sprained ankles before, they hurt, but not much. I haven’t ever really had severe physical pain but I don’t see how it can really compare. This thread is cool.

[Xtra-Medium]

You've said 'nuff to make me satisfied, The words 'finger paint' alone send shivers through me.

what is this "finger paint" u speak of?

[Infliction]

what is this "finger paint" u speak of?

Ask palo god, I haven't a clue nor do I intend on finding out.

[Mole]

Well maybe when I got shot. just to my right leg, didn't hurt after a while, but when it went in, I cried.

[Kuri]

Hmm,..I guess having a tree fall on me on my 8th birth hurt,.fractured a few ribs, broke my left wirst trying to stop it from falling, screwed up my left elbow / shoulder from the weight of it, needless to say I would rather stayed 7 forever. :D

Another bad one, falling out of a 35 mph golfcart on a stone road next to a ditch and the ball hitch hitting my balls when I flew off, messed up my left arm again, trying to stop me from falling, and a concussion from falling headfirst into the ditch.

[palo god]

what is this "finger paint" u speak of?

Its a video about 100 times worse then 2 girls 1 cup where a whole bunch of girls shit everywhere and vomit on everything then paint them selfs with it and other nasty stuff.

[Rahavin]

Its a video about 100 times worse then 2 girls 1 cup where a whole bunch of girls shit everywhere and vomit on everything then paint them selfs with it and other nasty stuff.

I was about to watch it because I didn't think it would get much worse than 2g1c.

I am now going to avoid it.

[TubeSock]

I have a very sensitive gag reflex.

You can imagine shit hit the fan when I saw BME pain olympics.

[Serc Repsac]

Worst pain I ever experienced that's a tough one, I've experienced all sorts of interesting pains.

Ripping my finger open, seeing the bone and having some doc sow me up without pain killer.(Interesting story behind this, was the doc was a son of a bitch and when he came to numb me up he shoved the needle right into my open finger. I wanted to pull the needle out and shove it into his eye. Then the prick left for about an hour to go watch some tv or something and he came back and started sowing me up after the shit wore off.)

There's also my freshman in your high school I carried a dozen or so chairs up vertical steps and messed my back all up. Working Night Shift at Safeway stocking the shelves only made my back worse so every morning I wake up to pain and go to sleep to pain. Eh whatever.

Then there's when the dentist figured he could drill and fill my tooth without numbing.. Needless to say that was unpleasant.

Then my last one was more recent when I had to get a root canal. Only pain I felt during that one was when they melted the polymer and put it into the drill open roots of my tooth. That made me sad panda.

I guess the last one I'll mention is once a year I deal with an ingrown toenail. That's painful up until I deal with it. Cutting the nail down and ripping the bitch out isn't a happy time. It's pretty gnarly with all the blood. The next day though is fantastic, the constant pain is gone and you suddenly realize how much pain you were actually in.

Word

[Coronach]

My worst one was in the middle of my bout with gall stones. Had them for a couple of months, growing more rapid up until the point where I was getting them every day and was hauled off to hospital spontaneously. Better yet, painkillers have no effect on me and the side effects I get from vicodin are debatably worse (eight hours of motion sickness so extreme that any light, even penetrating through eyelids sent me into bouts of regurgitation).

Preface over, the worst one was when I was attending a college lab that was running late one night. Started getting cramps and feeling ill, went out into the hall to let it pass so I didn't go around breaking glassware. Paced around out there until it finally hit, and I think the area was infected at this time because it eventually scaled up to about five times worse than any previous. By the time I realized it was going badly I was too far isolated from anyone to call for help (plus my vocal cords were constricted by then). Vision started tunneling and all of my muscles started cramping up. I guess it was a "black-out," because I lost all senses... Except for the pain. Laid on a bench like that for 15-30 minutes (not quite sure) until it all passed.

I'm at least appreciative of the event in that it raised my pain threshold considerably.

[Yatenkaiohu]

Falling off a two story building and chipping my ankle... Yeah it sucked.

[Kamixox]

When I sat on a toilet after having an expensive Indian Cuisine meal.

[Rashgar]

Kidney stone. Passed a kidney stone with no pain meds for my first stone.

I was balled up on the floor in the fetal position for about 9 hours with my legs thrashing uncontrolled like I was riding a bike. then i started pissing a little blood as the stone ripped its way through my uretor.

The second stone I did not have the will to pass it with no meds so went to the emergency room where they shot me full of morphine. Funny thing is my legs still did the bicycle thing through the meds. Seems its a natural reaction as your body forces all the muscles to contract and force a stone through a non-elastic tube.

[Kamixox]

Kidney stone. Passed a kidney stone with no pain meds for my first stone.

I was balled up on the floor in the fetal position for about 9 hours with my legs thrashing uncontrolled like I was riding a bike. then i started pissing a little blood as the stone ripped its way through my uretor.

The second stone I did not have the will to pass it with no meds so went to the emergency room where they shot me full of morphine. Funny thing is my legs still did the bicycle thing through the meds. Seems its a natural reaction as your body forces all the muscles to contract and force a stone through a non-elastic tube.

Would that mean that your genitalia, would look like a saggy vagina after the passing of the stone?

[TubeSock]

Would that mean that your genitalia, would look like a saggy vagina after the passing of the stone?

Son of a bitch made me spit out my drink.

[kehmesis]

I broke a hand playing soccer, and while it sucked and hurt, it wasn't all that bad.

I also hurt my wrists little by little by falling on them constantly (playing soccer, again). Especially the right one. I never went to see a doctor for it so I don't know what I had, but it hurt enough that I couldn't wipe my ass with my right hand (wiping with your band had is mentally very painful. God that sucks!). It wasn't intense pain, but the constant pain that lasted for months in my wrist was pretty fuckin' annoying. And whenever I fell on it while it was hurt brought a tear to my eyes, but the worst of the pain went away quickly.

I also hit my head on a table with a sharp edge. It hit the top of my right ear and it split the top of it in 2 (there's now a crack in the cartilage). That actually didn't hurt so much. It's when the doctor put 4 needles in it to numb it before stitching it. Man, that sucked. Afterward, my ear was all purple and blue and much bigger than Prince Charles'. And I'm convinced it was because of the fuckin' needles, not the actual injury.

[Salaman]

Broke both my bones in my right forearm while skating when I was 14. It wouldn't have been so bad except for having to wait around 4 hours in the emergency room given only an ice pack before I was treated because it was overcrowded that night.

[Xinnro]

Bathroom, Zipper, Penis, Blood, Scream


Describing it in a full sentence would just bring back bad memories. Though that was easily one of the most painful things I have ever experienced.

[Camelmix]

Getting shot in the nuts with a paintball gun. God damn that was terrible. I threw up and passed out.

[TubeSock]

Getting shot in the nuts with a paintball gun. God damn that was terrible. I threw up and passed out.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Kamixox]

I got a friend who accidently swallowed a needle from a needle gun, and was forced to wait 2 days because the clinic was "Closed for the weekend"

[Camelmix]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Wow, steal that one from the WoW forums didn't we? No, the correct format for the response is:
Lawsuit
????
Profit

If you don't get the irony, die.

[Kamixox]

If you don't get the irony, die.
Make me.

[heroshade]

Drunken party + Potato peeler + Penis = worst pain I have ever experienced.

[Camelmix]

Make me.

Let me round up a posse and we shall smite your I-joined-just-after-Beta-was-announced-ass.

[Rossco]

Having someone put a red-hot hotdog toasting stick (Big metal ones) onto my right ear. Yes, it was my ear so it didn't hurt alot, but it sure qualified for really fracking painfull.

[Camelmix]

Having someone put a red-hot hotdog toasting stick (Big metal ones) onto my right ear. Yes, it was my ear so it didn't hurt alot, but it sure qualified for really fracking painfull.

You can say fuck not frack here. We are all grown ups here and we can handle some god damn fucking uncensored speech.

But that does sound painful.

[Kamixox]

Having someone put a red-hot hotdog toasting stick (Big metal ones) onto my right ear. Yes, it was my ear so it didn't hurt alot, but it sure qualified for really fracking painfull.
Did you actually think that you could scratch your ear with a heated metal rod?

[Bamboopanda]

When I logged onto Forumfall and see the words 'beta' from the mouth of a developer.

Oh my poor poor forum, who could have seen the day that your wonderful life was cut short by the horrid screech of the unbelievers who now choke your veins with and endless stream of whines and nerfs, to drown out those who understand and cherish what you where born to be.

Oh such pain to know a love lost.

[donraj00]

For a week I swore I had coital celphagia. I kept on testing the waters to see if it would go away and, hell no. An orgasm would be followed by a brain shattering headache that lasted for a few minutes. Easily the worst pain I have ever felt, several times. I can't really imagine much worse pain, except having my dick slowly cut in half or being hung from the ceiling by my testicles and pins stuck in my scrotom.

[Madrandomize]

Reading this post is like Watching the E.R.

Damn looks like the whole forumfall has nearly survived death.

On the other hand i have never broke any bones or been through major pain,that means if they interrogate me they can find out alot,and fast.

[FraBaktos]

I had a spinal tumor when I was a kid, non cancerous but since is was pushing my spine in all the wrong ways I had to have it removed. I gotta tell you, back surgery is probably one of the most painful things you can go through.

I had to have it removed twice, because it grew back with a 2.2% chance after the first removal. The second time they decided to do a "spinal fusion". This is where they remove a lot of the bone on your vertebrae, to make sure they have completely removed the tumor. Then they take bone from your hip and fuse it to the spine to make it stable.

Unfortunately one of the surgeons was a complete fucktard, and he managed to mangle one of my healthy vertebrae. I never really got a chance to pursue a lawsuit even though it was an admitted mistake that they made. I am lucky to be pretty healthy these days, my spine has healed fairly well though I still get chronic pain. Strengthening up my core muscles with exercise and just being in generally good shape has helped a lot with the pain. But yeah... excruciatingly painful.

[Kusghuul]

Tearing the tendons from my spine to my hip. They gave me cattle tranquilizers;p

[Runiat]

When I scraped my knee as a kid, and my mom figured that some powder-form aftershave would make a nice disinfectant if poured directly on the open wound. Fortunatly I passed out for a few minutes at the peak of the pain.

[Thaeds]

When I scraped my knee as a kid, and my mom figured that some powder-form aftershave would make a nice disinfectant if poured directly on the open wound. Fortunatly I passed out for a few minutes at the peak of the pain.

This is so epic.

I figured this thread deserved to be brought back to life.

Also this...

http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080718

[Badem]

Hmm I have a few

1) Trapping a nerve in my back, standing,lying, bending, nothing works (the pain radiates from your lower back (kinda like being stuck in you back) right round the side then into your groin, then down the Sciatic nerve in your leg) in the end i relented and went to hospital for novacaine injection into my spine
2) Spastic Colon (commonly called IBS) this closely mimics Sub-Acute appendicitis. imagine someone has hold of you gut, and then they are twisitng it, builds in wave, first is painful, second is intense, 3rd is enough to knock you out, does not necessarily go 1,2,3 could go 3,3,3,3,1. Can be mistaken as burst appendix but is noticble due to no vomiting or fever. again cured by going into hospital and having a cannula inserted in order to push enough painkillers into you body to KO a horse...tehn spending teh next 12 hours under observation
3) amputation of a finger, was lucky it was clean, went to hospital and had it stitched back on, then while waiting outside, did not notice a door close and *CHOP* off it goes again, after second time they put my finger in a plastic tube to prevent me doing silly things

[mglej]

tour a ligiment in my ankle in a wrestling tournament and still took first place My coach told me i just sprained my ankle

[slayerdp]

I cut the top half of my finger open at scout camp in the wood carving station (lol). And of course since we were in the middle of nowhere the closest town only had a small medical clinic thing.

So after an hour of driving we I go inside, they stick my finger in a little bowl of anti-biotic solution or something and then give me a shot in the end of my pointer finger and start sewing it up... it took 8 stiches.

[Scully]

When i cut 1/4 og my thumb off.

[NewRage]

Well... I'm not sure. I have this thing with pain where after it's gone I don't really remember how bad it really was. This seemed to turn into a "different time I got hurt" thread, so I'll post some of those:

My sophomore year in HS I broke my collar bone after school. Didn't hurt too bad at the time, I think I went into shock or something. I just drove myself home, took off my shirt and when I noticed half my collar bone was missing told my dad I think I needed to go to the hospital. The worse part was the next month or so when they gave me a figure 8 brace (pretty much two straps across the shoulder that tighten in the back to make sure the bone sets right) that put pressure right on the bone... and no rx pain killers. Exact words the doctor used, "Take some IB Profun, it should stop hurting in a month or two." My GF sprained her ankle at cheerleading practice two days later and got T3, or whatever that prescription tylenol shit they were giving out back then was called.

A couple years ago I was working in a kitchen and some idiot sprayed the scraper off with water and left it next to the fryers. As soon as that water hit the 350 degree oil it popped up and hit my hand, made me flinch, and two of my fingers went about knuckle deep in the oil. Apparently I had just on the border of 2nd and 3rd degree burns, which sucked because it would randomly switch between excruciating pain and complete numbness. Got some Vicodin and this cream to put on it, now I don't even have a scar.

Last year I had strep throat and a ruptured folicle on my tonsil... at the same time. I might just be thinking it was one of the worst pains because it was so recent, but damn it literally hurt to breathe after taking 3 Vicodin (for some reason pain killers don't seem to affect me as much as most people).

[pookums]

This thread is classic....I laughed my ass off at most of these stories.

I can't decide between tearing the ligaments in my knee, and getting my ribs tattooed.

I tore my anterior cruciate ligament in a sports-related accident at school...I never used to swear at school so when I (apparently) let forth a stream of invective the teachers knew I'd done something serious haha. I don't really remember how I did it, one minute I was running and the next I was on the floor howling in agony. That was bad enough, but after I got a cast put on my leg and was at home I tried shifting my weight on my good leg by standing on the injured leg for a second. The pain was so excruciating that I was frozen in place until it subsided. I couldn't even see out of my eyes, there was just blinding white light flashing inside my skull. Fun times, fun times.

Getting my ribs tattooed was probably worse though. I figured it wouldn't be so bad because I'd already had a tattoo on my shoulder which hadn't hurted at all.

Boy was I wrong. It felt like the needle was a scalpel covered in vinegar and every time he went over a rib it seemed like he was ripping it through my skin and pulling it off. That kind of pain gets the adrenaline pumping as well tho so the instant he was done I was on a massive euphoria trip.

[epicor]

wow i have no stories to stand up to some of these. My worst pain was when my right lung collapsed. I was sitting at my computer play EQ1 and it just decided it no longer liked me, so it when on strike. I went to the hospital when i couldnt breath and they made a small incision in my side, put a tube in, and hooked my up to this little vaccuum deal. Took about a week to re-inflate. Was painful, but nothing compared to what some of you guys have gone through.

[Forgivance]

In bathroom cleaners, there is hydrochloric acid. During an accedent, when that (alot of it) got into my eyes, that hurt, alot. I think it tops the chart. The panic caused by pain you cannot stop (it doesn't receed) was nearly as bad.

[Jester814]

While I was in Police Academy in 03, we all had to get sprayed with OC spray. That's Oleoresin Capsicum. It's not pepper spray or mace, it's about 20x worse.

Apparently some people are much more sensitive to it than others, and when I got hit with that spray, I thought I was going to fucking die. I had to run an obsticale course in the worst pain I've ever been in(including my disability), and I started hyperventilating. The next day my chest felt like a sumo wrestler had been jumping up and down on it.

If anyone ever comes at me with any sort of spray, they'd better be prepared to get shot and die, because I decided that day that that shit was lethal to me.

[Jester814]

3) amputation of a finger, was lucky it was clean, went to hospital and had it stitched back on, then while waiting outside, did not notice a door close and *CHOP* off it goes again, after second time they put my finger in a plastic tube to prevent me doing silly things

ROFLOLOLOLOLOLMAO

You don't learn too quick huh?

[Mippoose]

Teeth on the head of your penis are always unwelcome.

Edit: I mean a girls teeth on the head, not like.. Your penis has teeth.

[Kusghuul]

Teeth on the head of your penis are always unwelcome.

Edit: I mean a girls teeth on the head, not like.. Your penis has teeth.

Isn't there some sketchy art film about a vagina with teeth?

[Mippoose]

Isn't there some sketchy art film about a vagina with teeth?

I believe the title is "Teeth."

[Nexus]

Broke both the bones in my right fore arm.
Its weird only having your hand attached to your body by muscle alone.
My hand was frozen (due to bones being unmovable) in a dandy pointing pose, so it wasn't all bad.

It didn't hurt for the first 5 seconds, of which I used to mock a girl I didn't like of whether it was really broken or not, then I felt sick. As you do.

However this pales when compared to some of the stories in here.

[Temet nosce]

Let me see here...I'll list two since I can't really decide which.

First one occured after I went sandboarding. I ended up falling around 30 feet when I went down to steep of a slope and hitting the sand on my leg. I had to crawl back up but after an hour or so I thought I could stand on my leg again. Didn't seem broken. Well two days later I was just beginning to stand up and put pressure on that leg. There was this sickening sound that I more felt than heard and then my knee ground around backwards and dropped me onto my own crushed knee bone like that. I was nearly unconscious with agony for a while. Took me nearly an hour to make it to the hospital even with someone else driving. I really do not recommend crushing your knee. It makes mere breaks or dislocations feel damn near pleasant.

The second one occured while I was four wheeling. I was on a fairly deserted beach and riding for a few hours near the water going around 60 miles per hour. Went way down the beach then paused for a bit and came back. Just as I got near the parking lot I decided to really speed up for a few seconds. I was going around 70-80 MPH. It was at this point I realized someone had built up a jump of sand right in the middle of my path while I was gone. It was designed for going over slowly. I had time to try to use the break but wasn't quite fast enough and then I was airborn. From what people watching said I flew around 20+ yards and rolled/bounced another 50. At the end my helmet and my shoes were torn off and I was so tense I couldn't get myself to twitch for around 5 minutes. My entire body felt like one big pain but my foot hurt worse of all. It turned into the biggest nastiest bruise I've ever seen (all the way up to my shin) but what really sucked was that my back started to hurt more and more and I had trouble breathing. I wasn't able to breathe, stand up right, or move my body easily for months afterwards (and it still hurts pretty much constantly). The best part? The ER told me I hadn't broken any bones and by the time my bone doctor took a look at my back it was already healing wrong.

[Oniloke]

Broke both main bones in my left arm, bones got twisted inside my arm, and teared trough alot of flesh.... 8-9 months with cast on it, that was a sucky year!

[Jangang]

It doesn't even sound bad, but BY FAR the worst pain I've ever experianced was a tiny super thin needle.

I need stitches in my finger when I was 15. I'd cut myself pretty deep right on the top knuckle of one of my fingers.

Before they'd stitch me up they had to "numb" the finger.

They did this by taking a super thin needle of Novocaine (sp?) and injecting it into the bottom knuckle of that same finger. That would have hurt a little, but I'd have been fine with it.

No... It couldn't be that simple.

First they had to "Find the Nerve"... By which I mean jab it in and start moving around till a flash a pain so intense it makes me lose vision and feel a blinding light (not see, feel) but nothing else in the world. At which point they finally inject the Novocaine and after a moment it numbed up and didn't hurt anymore...

HOLY SHIT that fucking hurt though. I'd literally rather have had them just take the damn finger.

[Nexus]

First they had to "Find the Nerve"... By which I mean jab it in and start moving around till a flash a pain so intense it makes me lose vision and feel a blinding light (not see, feel) but nothing else in the world. At which point they finally inject the Novocaine and after a moment it numbed up and didn't hurt anymore...

HOLY SHIT that fucking hurt though. I'd literally rather have had them just take the damn finger.

Man thats making me cringe.

[Dazarthas]

The pain... of HEARTBREAK.

But then I lol'd, and all was good again.

[Battle]

After my kidney transplant they had to change the wound dressing a couple of times a day. I am very ticklish right around where they did the surgery and it would make my ab muscles tighten right after they had been cut in half. That is the closest that I have ever been to punching a nurse.

[wertyn]

I yelled "barack" at the climax of sex with my girl friend and she beat me bad

[outlawx720]

The worst pain i ever experienced was when i spilled tea over myself.




I dont drink it anymore.

This thread.

[zie]

Totally crushed my right nut, could barely move for a week.

[Corpse]

I dunno I remember a few in thought,
But this one i can still visualize.

Was riding to the mall on my bicycle with my friend,
My bike chain was loose, so while still moving (like a dumbass)
I try to put the chain on and 2 of my finger tips get crushed between chain and the spiked crank.

They looked seriously nasty, I went inside the barnes and noble right by where it happened washed them off then we went on our way to the mall.

[outlawx720]

I yelled "barack" at the climax of sex with my girl friend and she beat me bad

Lol I called out a girls mom's name as a joke before, she didnt find it funny.

[Lunaro]

You guys are either liars or you are really clumsy.

[Jangang]

Man thats making me cringe.

I'll tell you this much. Had I known they were going to do that I'd have just went to 7-11 and bought some super glue instead. lol

[Battle]

Lol I called out a girls mom's name as a joke before, she didnt find it funny.

I called out my dog's name once. My girlfriend thought it was funny.

[Cahl]

Worst pain I ever experienced, was when I took a few Noscapine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noscapine)

Felt like I had consumed the entire tv-shop knife set.

[Roby]

When I went to rescue my old mustang from someone (My brother) crashing it into a redwood tree. The front end was crunched in pretty good so I removed the fan, to make room for a new radiator I bought. Threw the new radiator in, and drove it about 40 miles to the nearest gas station with no fan. Well I made the mistake of opening the radiator cap to check the water level, and got a 2 inch thick solid stream of boiling hot rust/antifreeze water sprayed directly in my face.....up my nose, in my eyes, mouth ect. My whole face was burned to shit, and I spend the next 6 hours keeping my face dunked in my swimming pool for as long as I could hold my breath, and every time I would take it out for a second to breath it felt like my whole face was on fire.

Needless to say I always open the cap with my face well away from the possible trajectory.

[Oniloke]

I yelled "barack" at the climax of sex with my girl friend and she beat me bad

you deserved it... but it was a good laugh =P

[Spankytwo]

We have this cheese grader that is oval shaped. When you turn it with a handle the cheese comes out from all the sides of it. Well one time my buddys and I were drinking, and they dared me to stick my cock in it amd spin it for 3 whole turns. They said they would pay me 200 bucks....

I had to go to the hospital, and couldnt do anything with it for 4 months. It hurt to piss.

*DONT* stick your wang in a cheese grader for 200 bucks (they payed me at least)