Breakup Letter

[Lunaro]

Hahahahahahahahahaha



http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons. ytmnd.com/

[Corpse]

Articulate.

[Badem]

I am guessing the writer was of limited education considering the sentences barely made any sense, unless you read it real fast and let your mind fill in the missing words.

Either way I give her a -C (could do a better)

The reason for the low mark..
1) she cant even spell bastard wrong (maybe she is deaf and thinkgs its Bastert)
2) lack of paragraphs
3) lack of coherent flow of writing

overall
I bet she was ugly anyway..

[Everto]

I lol'd so hard when the reader read out the "haha!"

[Badem]

Best breakup letter is

Dear limp dick,
Can you ask your brother if i can have my knickers back, I left them in his bedroom after the damn good seeing to he gave me, watch teh tape for how I scream during a real orgasm rather than the faking it i did with you


*This only works if you a woman, though you could use it if you are Xinnoro*

[Everto]

Best breakup letter is

Dear limp dick,
Can you ask your brother if i can have my knickers back, I left them in his bedroom after the damn good seeing to he gave me, watch teh tape for how I scream during a real orgasm rather than the faking it i did with you


*This only works if you a woman, though you could use it if you are Xinnoro*

Holy shit, when'd you raid my mailbox?

[Badem]

Holy shit, when'd you raid my mailbox?

You mean your the limpdick in question? :lmao:

I haz some Viagra ^^ either that or do the strap-on trick and hope she never notices (christ knows some women dont) :eek:

[Spart]

Larf.

[Titus Ultor]

Congratulations on posting this for the first time ever.

[Spart]

Congratulations on posting this for the first time ever.

Doesn't make it any less funny.

[Badem]

I can almost see the girl sitting there writing it and going off like that crazy german Fucktard from the Youtube videos

[BlackVolgan]

ahaha... "you bastert"

[Xinnro]

Bet you she has kids.

[Vanno]

Bet you she has kids.

I'd imagine it is more comparable to a litter.

[Weeking]

I'd do her. Women don't need brains.

[Badem]

I'd do her. Women don't need brains.

So even if she looks like
Your Sister (http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/pastorsdaughter2.jpg)

you would do her?

[Weeking]

So even if she looks like
Your Sister (http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/pastorsdaughter2.jpg)

you would do her?

Yeah. But my sister doesn't look like that.

[Lethn]

lol you guys scare the fuck out of me sometimes I swear.

[Spart]

I'd do her. Women don't need brains.

Please. If you do that, make sure to use a condom. We can't afford for any more of her kind to have children.

[Badem]

Yeah. But my sister doesn't look like that.

So is your sister over the age of consent and hot?
If so can I do her?
Dont worry I will use protection (fake name works well enough for me in the past):ninja:

but would you do the girl I linked? or would it freak you out with her Bugs Bunny teeth being anywhere near you nether regions??:eek:

Or the fact she can look in two directions at once :cool: