BKB Zerg Recruiting

[Red Morgan]

I was looking through my old PMs, and I found this gem. I got it literally days after I registered.

Hello Red Morgan

Welcome to the Darkfall Community! I just happened to see you joined recently. Just wanted to let you know if you were looking to join and play in a guild, I would like to invite you to click the link below.

If interested in joining or more information simply on BKB click on the links in my signature

<Bows respectfully>

Did anyone else (besides BKB members, who obviously thought clicking the link was a good idea) get one of these?

<Bows respectfullies>

[Ocoma]

I didn't :(

[VidarDf]

your voice is high for a male.

[doma]

I never got one when I joined. Damnit! I want my spam messages aswell!

[Honorius]

Now, honestly what kind of zerg are we Hyperion, why don't we do this?

[Lorthral]

I'm not sure if I got one or not. I have around 2000 PM's so I don't really feel like digging around for a specific message either.

[Ocoma]

your voice is high for a male.

that would be because I'm so manly I had my roommate kick me squa in the gonads a few times real hard before coming here to post.

[Komako]

I got one to join Apexian Empire.

Apparently the Wessex signature and my 2-year Wessex membership wasn't enough to offset their incredible desire to have me in their clan! To say the least, I was touched.

Too bad I delete all my PMs. And no, it wasn't Daan16. Just some random scrub.

[Kietharr]

I've got a couple of recruitment PMs, one from Ruthless and one from BKB not long after I joined, one from Nefestus after I posted in the lf clan thread before I decided to remain neutral until beta, and a few others from random ass clans.

I only responded to DE's and BKB's. Respectfully declined DE because alfar are gay and lol'd at BKB because I know the kind of material they recruit and honestly I don't want dumbasses like Dagger and their army of roof dwelling jedi masters as my brothers in arms.

[Lorthral]

I got one to join Apexian Empire.

Apparently the Wessex signature and my 2-year Wessex membership wasn't enough to offset their incredible desire to have me in their clan! To say the least, I was touched.

Too bad I delete all my PMs. And no, it wasn't Daan16. Just some random scrub.

Aw, I almost had a reason to go /forumfall on his ass for being an idiot again.

:(

[Honorius]

Aw, I almost had a reason to go /forumfall on his ass for being an idiot again.

:(

It's ok, my EoL pm was from Daan16.

[Komako]

It's ok, my EoL pm was from Daan16.

Too bad nobody cares about you. >:D

[Honorius]

Too bad nobody cares about you.

I have done nothing to you. I have nothing but the utmost care and respect for you. Please like me. :(

[Komako]

I have done nothing to you. I have nothing but the utmost care and respect for you. Please like me. :(

I refuse!

[Suitepee]

Nevermind,I discovered the purpose of this otherwise dullard thread.

[Honorius]

I refuse!

Will a huggle-wuggle help?

[Suitepee]

Will a huggle-wuggle help?

Oh I see the point of this thread; it's to promote Honorius' taru-taru speech.
Dunno why RM started it though,but hey CD has become more OT-like lately in pointlessness.

Huggle-wuggles are not for flamer-lamers. I hope that's T-T speech.

[Honorius]

Oh I see the point of this thread; it's to promote Honorius' taru-taru speech.
Dunno why RM started it though,but hey CD has become more OT-like lately in pointlessness.

Huggle-wuggles are not for flamer-lamers. I hope that's T-T speech.

I thought it was to point out your massive zerg recruiting.

I have never once talked to Red Morgan, (I don't think he likes me.)

And yes your taru speech is correct.

[Komako]

Will a huggle-wuggle help?

Oh lord, I think I just gagged.

Brother Honorius, where has your stature gone, to use such piss-poor discourse? It is not the will of Auros to act so silly, and furthermore--why must I, an elven Herald be the one to remind you of this?

Your attitude almost paints the Diocese of Soacio as a joke, fallen from the grace of light.

[Beeblebrox]

I never got these kinds of PMs. Why can't anyone love me? Maybe it's hard to like me when I'm so handsome and fit.

[Honorius]

Oh lord, I think I just gagged.

Brother Honorius, where has your stature gone, to use such piss-poor discourse? It is not the will of Auros to act so silly, and furthermore--why must I, an elven Herald be the one to remind you of this?

Your attitude almost paints the Diocese of Soacio as a joke, fallen from the grace of light.

I rp on the Hyperion and Repulic forums, I find Forumfall a joke, so I only rp when needed. Don't worry though in game you will see how brightly the Light Shines from me.

Edit: And please don't ever question my devotion again.

[Suitepee]

I thought it was to point out your massive zerg recruiting.

I have never once talked to Red Morgan, (I don't think he likes me.)

And yes your taru speech is correct.

Nope,I'm pretty sure it was an elaborate set-up to promote your Taru-Taru speech.
Saying old stuff like 'BKB is zerg' like it's still meant to be a demeaning insult 2 years down the line is stupid,and thus was used as T-T bait. :D

By the way I like this Taru-Taru stuff. It makes me feel warmy-smarmy inside.

NNNNNOOOESS! I said Taru-Taru stuff! Curse you Red Morgan and your cunning drunken schemes!

[Beeblebrox]

Oh lord, I think I just gagged.

Brother Honorius, where has your stature gone, to use such piss-poor discourse? It is not the will of Auros to act so silly, and furthermore--why must I, an elven Herald be the one to remind you of this?

Your attitude almost paints the Diocese of Soacio as a joke, fallen from the grace of light.

Oh come on, Auros already seems boring enough without you zealots trying so hard. Can't a God have some sense of humor? Why cant Bacchus be a God in DF?

[Komako]

I rp on the Hyperion and Repulic forums, I find Forumfall a joke, so I only rp when needed. Don't worry though in game you will see how brightly the Light Shines from me.

Edit: And please don't ever question my devotion again.

Odd, how the place which best receives public scrutiny, is the place you feel the least obligated to fulfill your Oath of Service. I find it difficult to defend the name of Auros when his own servants turn their backs to the Holy Light in front of such a broad audience.

If I must ever question the intentions of His Excellency, Bishop de'Medici's clergy, I shall heed your advice and pursue different channels.

[Komako]

Oh come on, Auros already seems boring enough without you zealots trying so hard. Can't a God have some sense of humor? Why cant Bacchus be a God in DF?

Auros had twelve wives which the human race was birthed from. Obviously, you'd lose quite a bit of humor in the midst of all those lamenting, hormonal women

[Beeblebrox]

Auros had twelve wives which the human race was birthed from. Obviously, you'd lose quite a bit of humor in the midst of all those lamenting, hormonal women

Oh, I get it now. Poor divinity, I feel his pain.

[Honorius]

Odd, how the place which best receives public scrutiny, is the place you feel the least obligated to fulfill your Oath of Service. I find it difficult to defend the name of Auros when his own servants turn their backs to the Holy Light in front of such a broad audience.

If I must ever question the intentions of His Excellency, Bishop de'Medici's clergy, I shall heed your advice and pursue different channels.

Where have I turned my back? When the topic is of Auros and Mercia, I always defend Him. I have never and shall never turn my back on Auros, he is the true way, any Human who does not see it must be taught the error of his ways, and if he refuses, then he must be sent back to Auros. A Auros advenimus et ad Auros redibimus.

[Suitepee]

Auros had twelve wives which the human race was birthed from. Obviously, you'd lose quite a bit of humor in the midst of all those lamenting, hormonal women

This is sig-worthy. :D

[Komako]

Brother, that is the sort of speech I would hope to hear more of in this forum.

The preachers of Auros's will need to take a much more dynamic role in politics, beyond silly jokes and insufferable, dead internet memes.

[Honorius]

This is sig-worthy. :D

No it isn't, to speak such ways of the Wives of Auros is an afront to true Mercians, the Mirdain may be our allies, but to show such disrespect can not be tolerated.

[Suitepee]

Brother, that is the sort of speech I would hope to hear more of in this forum.

The preachers of Auros's will need to take a much more dynamic role in politics, beyond silly jokes and insufferable, dead internet memes.

You not going to let him have any fun?

[Suitepee]

No it isn't, to speak such ways of the Wives of Auros is an afront to true Mercians, the Mirdain may be our allies, but to show such disrespect can not be tolerated.

I don't care about disrespecting inferior races and their inferior gods.

[Lorthral]

Brother, that is the sort of speech I would hope to hear more of in this forum.

The preachers of Auros's will need to take a much more dynamic role in politics, beyond silly jokes and insufferable, dead internet memes.

What happened to being Mirdain?

[Honorius]

I don't care about disrespecting inferior races and their inferior gods.

Your last howl shall be filled with anguish and pain you dog. And your whore goddess will not be there to save you from the Cleansing Light of Auros.

[Suitepee]

Your last howl shall be filled with anguish and pain you dog. And your whore goddess will not be there to save you from the Cleansing Light of Auros.

The only last howl you shall hear is our victory howl as I execute my fatality on you. You cannot deny the power of the true superior goddess that is Theia.

The Light of Auros is a lie anyway.

[Kietharr]

Nevermind,I discovered the purpose of this otherwise dullard thread.

No, you were right the first time, this thread has no point. Everyone already knows that BKB is in dire need of quality control. I could have told you that four or five years ago.

[Suitepee]

No, you were right the first time, this thread has no point. Everyone already knows that BKB is in dire need of quality control. I could have told you that four or five years ago.

You're wrong. Nevermind you'll see soon enough come gametime. :D

[Rahavin]

I got one with my 06 account....

[Honorius]

The only last howl you shall hear is our victory howl as I execute my fatality on you. You cannot deny the power of the true superior goddess that is Theia.

The Light of Auros is a lie anyway.

A lie you say? I'm stunned the mind of a dog can comprehend lieing. I thought howling and sniffing one anothers arses was all you were capable of.

[Apex Vertigo]

I got one to join Apexian Empire.

Apparently the Wessex signature and my 2-year Wessex membership wasn't enough to offset their incredible desire to have me in their clan! To say the least, I was touched.

Too bad I delete all my PMs. And no, it wasn't Daan16. Just some random scrub.

What can I say... we reaaaaally wanted you.

[Kietharr]

You're wrong. Nevermind you'll see soon enough come gametime. :D

Yeah, I sure fucking saw your (actually, I somehow doubt you're included in this) skills in SWG. As I have repeatedly said, the only big skill I saw out of BKB was the ability to sit on roofs to avoid bounty hunters. They also had a minor talent with forcerun3. I'm not really exaggerating, that's essentially all I ever saw out of them. I never saw any of them in large scale PVP, I sat in the middle of your fucking city overt on multiple occasions yelling at some new faggot roof jedi who hadn't gone on a no hunt list yet and nobody ever came down to kill me.

[Thorpeyrox]

Wow a Clan Zerg recruiting, that's uncommon. It's kind of like that other Savage Alliance Clan who claims to turn people down but hasn't done so yet.

[Suitepee]

A lie you say? I'm stunned the mind of a dog can comprehend lieing. I thought howling and sniffing one anothers arses was all you were capable of.

Underestimating us? Good. Makes it easier for us to kill you.

Also I didn't start playing MMORPG's around the SWG era. My first major MMORPG was WOW,so I wouldn't know about BKB pre-2006 other than they were (and still are) highly considered/respected in WW2Online.
So sorry Kietharr,I can't share your bitterness about the time BKB owned you in SWG (so it seems).

(ranting a lil' off-topic) People talk about 'zergs' already,what with the Kingdom of Hyperion being announced and then the Savage Alliance. It's like a goddamn witch-hunt.

The fact that both alliances come from long-time friendships and plans (yes that's right dumbfucks without a clue,the idea of the SA was a long-term plan from 2 years back but only recently physically established a month and a half ago).
The fact that alliances are going to be commonplace as Darkfall progresses.

It's like any alliance that dares to reveal itself now is automatically tagged by morons and imbeciles with the 'zerg' tag. OH NOES!
God forbid that the large numbers of people within both alliances might actually be co-ordinated and skillful.

[Spart]

Wow a Clan Zerg recruiting, that's uncommon. It's kind of like that other Savage Alliance Clan who claims to turn people down but hasn't done so yet.

Someone's subtle. Don't lie, it's just that you hate having any competition.

[Unknewn]

I was looking through my old PMs, and I found this gem. I got it literally days after I registered.



Did anyone else (besides BKB members, who obviously thought clicking the link was a good idea) get one of these?

<Bows respectfullies>

No, but i have couple hundreds of pms of people wanting to join my guild.

[Shads]

Wow a Clan Zerg recruiting, that's uncommon. It's kind of like that other Savage Alliance Clan who claims to turn people down but hasn't done so yet.

You are silly. Go back to inventing new ways to spin on Mansurly's cock.

Hint: less porn, more practice.

[Nehemia]

Nah, but I received ones from Ootb & Wessex, though I mentioned I'd like to play Darkfall with a clan.
Also, Helgerans lovely pm.

[IcePillow]

Aaw, I didn't get a PM like that. :(
Guess I'm not special enough.