Need revenge

[squrrilslayer]

So ok. I have these pain in the ass neighbors and they have done nothing but annoy the fuck out of me and my family. I need a method which i can deploy at night without being detected, preferably something that i can throw over the wall, to take revenge. I was thinking making touch powder but trying to get hold of liquid ammonium is being a bitch for me, and not to mention illegal Iodine Crystals.

Anyone got ideas on what i can do to piss them off major without any solid evidence leading to me (but not so destructive that a criminal investigation would be worth it). They need to learn that they can go around terrorizing the neighborhood and get away with it.

any suggestions would be much appreciated accompanied by instructions.

thanks.

EDIT:
Shit sorry... did it again. posted in GD when i though i was in OT...

[Agge]

Fail :(

[Calibos]

Wrung Sexshun

[squrrilslayer]

i know... this is the second time i've done this... :(

mod, move please, and suggestion please...

[Rahavin]

step 1: gather dog shit in paper bag
step 2: lob it over to front porch after lighting it on fire
step 3: ????
step 4: profit.

[Pumpkin]

Suicide bombing.

[Kashio]

Find some old food, and toss it over.
Let the skunks and racoons do their work.

[squrrilslayer]

step 1: gather dog shit in paper bag
step 2: lob it over to front porch after lighting it on fire
step 3: ????
step 4: profit.

something more serious than that. something actually destructive.

they just smashed off my door camera/door bell and took off with it. Before, they chained a gas bottle to my gate, before that, they egged my house, before that, the drove up my driveway and floored their car and left huge skid marks down my driveway damaging the paint, and before that, they came over to my house and thought they could bully me into submission (which i then got a good and peaceful behavior bond out against them). I want to fuck them over without throwing a rock through the window or something...

[squrrilslayer]

Find some old food, and toss it over.
Let the skunks and racoons do their work.

i live in australia...

[Cheezo]

Look for a potato gun recipe, I'm sure you could figure out something nice with that.

[Pumpkin]

i live in australia...

Dump a couple of crocodiles into their backyard?

Or poisonous spiders

Or poisonous snakes

[squrrilslayer]

Dump a couple of crocodiles into their backyard?

Or poisonous spiders

Or poisonous snakes

har har...
i live in the suburbs of Gold Coast... no crocs or snakes here. maybe a few spiders but nothing to worry about.

i though forumfall was more creative than this...

[Ababoba]

Buy 20 rats and release them inside their house, rats will gnaw electrical wires and shit on their floor. Then they have to fill their house with rat poison.

Termites would be cool too.

[Pumpkin]

har har...
i live in the suburbs of Gold Coast... no crocs or snakes here. maybe a few spiders but nothing to worry about.

i though forumfall was more creative than this...

So what, drive out 1h into the jungle and get some! Don't be such a pussy and start doing stuff.

At least dump a couple of dead fish underneath their house (if they have those retarded houses that are few inches of the ground with no basement)

[squrrilslayer]

Buy 20 rats and release them inside their house, rats will gnaw electrical wires and shit on their floor. Then they have to fill their house with rat poison.

Termites would be cool too.

that wont do... i can't actually get into their house. Both our houses are surrounded by 1.5-2m high walls. something that i can lob over the wall and cause some kind of damage would be good. I was also thinking along the lines of chemical damage instead of just brute force damage.

[paade]

get the word out that they have shitload of drugs in their home and watch all the local crackniggas storm in.

[lordnecro0]

Dude, get about a 1kg of sugar, pry open their cars petrol tank...poor it in, and well yea..ask how their new toffee motor is going?

[heroshade]

Okay, heres what you do:

1)Beat a cop to death with a baseball bat.
2)Bury they cop in their backyard.
3)Get their fingerprints on the bat.

[zakariaz]

What about a big bag of fireworks with a long fuse so you can have an aliby.

It would mess up the yard create alot of noise and if you do it correctly most likely create burn marks on theyre house + all over theyre yard/fence

[heroshade]

Actually, to be serious (even though I won't sound serious), get some drugs, and put it in their attic next time they leave the house. Doesn't matter what, some coke, weed, whatever. EVENTUALY someone will find it.

[squrrilslayer]

What about a big bag of fireworks with a long fuse so you can have an aliby.

It would mess up the yard create alot of noise and if you do it correctly most likely create burn marks on theyre house + all over theyre yard/fence

interesting... now where can i get hold of fireworks here on the gold coast...
?

[lordnecro0]

dude, ur in aus aswell! ok, well for us...we need to stick together, we will kill them! then run off together!

[zakariaz]

interesting... now where can i get hold of fireworks here on the gold coast...
?

I have absolutely no friggin clue. I dont know the laws regarding fireworks where you live. But you can also make youre own with some gunpowder and some sort of container. But that does require you to know what you are doing.

[zakariaz]

dude, ur in aus aswell! ok, well for us...we need to stick together, we will kill them! then run off together!

Gay much?:lmao:

[Jou]

I like how people are still giving him ideas after he snubs them for not knowing anything about Australia. How about you reffer to the thread about the boy who was named Linda. Quit being a pussy and get in their faces else you may end up with scissors sticking out of the side of your head. If you are too scared to go into their yard, or hop over a small fence to do something right, then just cower in the corner and have the police on speed dial.

[squrrilslayer]

I like how people are still giving him ideas after he snubs them for not knowing anything about Australia. How about you reffer to the thread about the boy who was named Linda. Quit being a pussy and get in their faces else you may end up with scissors sticking out of the side of your head. If you are too scared to go into their yard, or hop over a small fence to do something right, then just cower in the corner and have the police on speed dial.

the thing is i have already been in his face and the face of one of his friends. i have discovered truly that they are cowards... like most bullies. they resort to this kind of shit to get at me rather than confront me...

so, i want something that will fuck them up. if they do confront me, even better. I have a 2nd dan black belt in tae-kwon-do and have started hap-ki-do.

[lordnecro0]

Gay much?:lmao:

...:sly::sly:Nopes:ohno:

[zakariaz]

...:sly::sly:Nopes:ohno:

heh sorry it had to be said

[PrimalSign]

so, i want something that will fuck them up. if they do confront me, even better. I have a 2nd dan black belt in tae-kwon-do and have started hap-ki-do.

No wonder you get picked on. What you need to do is harden the fuck up, knock on their door, then proceed to beat their faces into pulp. Once this is done you will be recognized as a badass and they'll never bother you again.

Or you could call the cops and report them for vandalism.

[squrrilslayer]

No wonder you get picked on. What you need to do is harden the fuck up, knock on their door, then proceed to beat their faces into pulp. Once this is done you will be recognized as a badass and they'll never bother you again.

Or you could call the cops and report them for vandalism.

wtf? how is that to be picked on?
these guys try terrorise the whole street! its just worse that we live right next to them...

[zakariaz]

wtf? how is that to be picked on?
these guys try terrorise the whole street! its just worse that we live right next to them...

Well if everybody are tired of them and feel they disrupt the peace int he neighbourhood im sure you could hold a meeting and do something about it. Since you wont use the great fireworks idea

[Carnifex]

1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.
2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
temp.
3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4). In other words, add to the
now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
avoid splattering.
4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
mercury-operated thermometer)
5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
small amounts using a medicine dropper. (Read this step about
10 times!) Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
it.
6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees
centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees,
immediately dump the solution into the ice bath! This will
insure that it does not go off in your face!
7. For the first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
gently stirred. In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
form as a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
acid will absorb the excess water.
8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
so the other acids can be drained away.
9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
you didn't know) solution. The sodium is an alkalai and will
nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
for the presence of acid. The remaining acid only makes the
nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
the bicarbonate. His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
and carefully. The usual test to see if nitration has been
successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
and ignite it. If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
a clear blue flame.
** Caution **
Nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, or
jarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.

[squrrilslayer]

that too is a problem... the rest of the street are old whiners... and because their main 'challenge' is me, they attack my house the most. I've been passive more some time now but they are just pissing me off.

[Agge]

Complain to the local authorities? If it doesn't work at first, keep nagging about it.

I realy don't see a point in doing something else.

[Dronagok]

1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.
2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
temp.
3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4). In other words, add to the
now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
avoid splattering.
4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
mercury-operated thermometer)
5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
small amounts using a medicine dropper. (Read this step about
10 times!) Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
it.
6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees
centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees,
immediately dump the solution into the ice bath! This will
insure that it does not go off in your face!
7. For the first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
gently stirred. In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
form as a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
acid will absorb the excess water.
8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
so the other acids can be drained away.
9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
you didn't know) solution. The sodium is an alkalai and will
nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
for the presence of acid. The remaining acid only makes the
nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
the bicarbonate. His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
and carefully. The usual test to see if nitration has been
successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
and ignite it. If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
a clear blue flame.
** Caution **
Nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, or
jarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.

^___^ what......the......fuck.

Pumpkin

Suicide bombing win

me personally you cant go wrong with the nail right infront of a front door so they step on it and before that you TP their house

[Arkh]

So ok. I have these pain in the ass neighbors and they have done nothing but annoy the fuck out of me and my family. I need a method which i can deploy at night without being detected, preferably something that i can throw over the wall, to take revenge. I was thinking making touch powder but trying to get hold of liquid ammonium is being a bitch for me, and not to mention illegal Iodine Crystals.

Anyone got ideas on what i can do to piss them off major without any solid evidence leading to me (but not so destructive that a criminal investigation would be worth it). They need to learn that they can go around terrorizing the neighborhood and get away with it.

any suggestions would be much appreciated accompanied by instructions.

thanks.

EDIT:
Shit sorry... did it again. posted in GD when i though i was in OT...
Break into their house. Take a big dump and spread it everywhere.

[Carnifex]

^___^ what......the......fuck.

Nitroglycerin is win, I blow up annoying neighbors with it all the time :D

[Arkh]

that too is a problem... the rest of the street are old whiners... and because their main 'challenge' is me, they attack my house the most. I've been passive more some time now but they are just pissing me off.
Buy a baseball bat and destroy the bones of any of them you take red-handed. Just don't forget to wear a ski mask.

[Dronagok]

Pray to ceiling cat he will help you!

[Agge]

Buy a baseball bat and destroy the bones of any of them you take red-handed. Just don't forget to wear a ski mask.

In al honesty, thats probebly what I would do.

[zakariaz]

In al honesty, thats probebly what I would do.

The people on these boards are just hardcore motherfuckers! They are so manly:ohno:

[Kire Death]

So ok. I have these pain in the ass neighbors and they have done nothing but annoy the fuck out of me and my family. I need a method which i can deploy at night without being detected, preferably something that i can throw over the wall, to take revenge. I was thinking making touch powder but trying to get hold of liquid ammonium is being a bitch for me, and not to mention illegal Iodine Crystals.

Anyone got ideas on what i can do to piss them off major without any solid evidence leading to me (but not so destructive that a criminal investigation would be worth it). They need to learn that they can go around terrorizing the neighborhood and get away with it.

any suggestions would be much appreciated accompanied by instructions.

thanks.

EDIT:
Shit sorry... did it again. posted in GD when i though i was in OT...

Revenge is a dish best served with Pinto Beans and Muffins!

[El Chupacabra]

Sugar in the petrol tank is the best idea in this thread so far. But are you a bad enough dude to pull it off???

[Suitepee]

1: Buy CCTV.
2: Wait a while for your neighbours to be dicks.
3: Send tapes to police.
4: Call media.
5: Neighbours are arrested and star in the newest show: World's Most Annoying Neighbours!
6: Revenge. Profit. No Drawback. :D

Or just kill off all their flowers with something.

[zakariaz]

New idea. Find some bearclaws and throw them into theyre yeard (with roots and everything) Best place would be in theyre bushes so they dont notice it until they have taken root and have started spreading.

[Agge]

The people on these boards are just hardcore motherfuckers! They are so manly:ohno:

I think you wouldn't be wearing that mask in that case.

[zakariaz]

I think you wouldn't be wearing that mask in that case.

Refering to my human skin mask? It is kinda badass I know

[Czepa]

OK dude, toilet paper rolls, throw them from the front of their house across their roof so all the paper drapes over their house and just throw it everywhere, that might piss them off... another thing. turn off their water mains, and just keep doing it every time you walk past their house and don't see anyone, they wont know who keeps turning it off and will annoy the fuck out of them. spray paint their solar hot-water system (if they have one) :). and just put anything over their fence you don't want, rubbish etc.

just do this to extremes if you don't care about their reaction.

[PrimalSign]

wtf? how is that to be picked on?

You're learning martial arts but haven't used your training yet (at least on them). Nothing says loser quite like a wannabe ninja.

Kick their ass and they'll respect you. Or fear you. Whatever.

[Arolas]

So ok. I have these pain in the ass neighbors and they have done nothing but annoy the fuck out of me and my family. I need a method which i can deploy at night without being detected, preferably something that i can throw over the wall, to take revenge. I was thinking making touch powder but trying to get hold of liquid ammonium is being a bitch for me, and not to mention illegal Iodine Crystals.

Anyone got ideas on what i can do to piss them off major without any solid evidence leading to me (but not so destructive that a criminal investigation would be worth it). They need to learn that they can go around terrorizing the neighborhood and get away with it.

any suggestions would be much appreciated accompanied by instructions.

thanks.

EDIT:
Shit sorry... did it again. posted in GD when i though i was in OT...

My friend once wrote 'I hate you' on a banana and threw it into the neighbour's garden. I quite liked that idea.

[Spart]

Burn down their house. That will get you all the respect you will ever need.

Honestly, fuck with their car. The suger idea is good, if you don't like that, slash their tyres, maybe remove their exhaust pipe if you can, siphon out their fuel onto their yard, I think that does some damage to plants.

If they have a garden, actually put salt into it. Don't know how well that works, but I assume it's got to work well. Maybe throw over rotting food, any garbage you have, try to aim for a place in their yard that wouldn't be so obvious it was you.

Remember, if you are the one they are bugging the most, you are the one they will target if you do this. So get prepared to be even more bombarded.

[Forked]

i say burn their back yard

[Darkfalz]

This is an easy one. You tell the police what they're doing. Be persistent and convincing. Tell them that it's out of control and someone's going to get hurt. Tell them to ask the other neighborhood residents about them. If you get a restraining order for more distance than they live from you, that can't be good for them.

But if you're a stupid macho dumbass and need revenge, here's some ideas. Hammer nails into their tires, knife all the hoses you can find underneath. Nothing really says fuck you like 4 popped tires and a cut brake line. Kidnap their pets and leave ransom notes. Break in one night with guns and masks and pistol whip them to your heart's content. Home invasion will make most people clear out of their house pretty quick. Burn a cross on their lawn. Hire a badass motherfucker to follow them around and fuck with them. Buy disgusting animal parts from the butcher and lob them over their wall. Entrails, gizzards, snouts, whatever is the grossest. Throw some drugs in their yard and tell the police they've been doing crack out there all night. Tell the cops they have underage girls drinking there. Tell the cops you can smell weed coming from their house day and night and they have a strange flourescent glow coming from the basement. Find out where their relatives live and fuck with them. Come on, this is off the top of my head.

Fuck man, be creative. Either that or, you know, have some balls.

[thecozmicfool]

So ok. I have these pain in the ass

yeh i bet you do

[Tharkon Fargor]

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[Skribbles]

makes me wonder what u did to piss em off so much.....

[AmonDominus]

The OP is a dork of some sorts. Just beat them the fuck up and show them who's boss. Stop taking it up the ass like a bitch. Isn't there a law in Australia where you can fuck ppl up if they come into your territory?
You can shoot them in the US, so meh. Atleast beat them up and call the cops.

[Kietharr]

Order them some pizza. Use a payphone though, preferably far away.

[Rhailith]

I forgot where it is, but there's a website where you can order bibles for free. I'm sure you can find it if you try. Send bibles in bulk to their house everyday.

[Chaosborn]

Butyric acid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyric_acid)

Getting the smell of it out of a carpet or something similar is impossible. Just throw a plastic bag full of it through an open window.

[Simmy]

Burn their house down. Revenge isn't quite the same unless they end up homeless.

[Largion]

Terror attack on a neighbour is the way to end a feud. :rolleyes:

[Feyrband]

do they have a pool? dump a couple gallons of limeaway in there and dont inhale.

sugar in gas tank? buy some bath beads, drain then of the soap and refill them with drano. plop those in the gank.

[Barbarossa]

something more serious than that. something actually destructive.

they just smashed off my door camera/door bell and took off with it. Before, they chained a gas bottle to my gate, before that, they egged my house, before that, the drove up my driveway and floored their car and left huge skid marks down my driveway damaging the paint, and before that, they came over to my house and thought they could bully me into submission (which i then got a good and peaceful behavior bond out against them). I want to fuck them over without throwing a rock through the window or something...


I'm sorry, people just don't behave this way just for the fuck of it.

Why don't you include what you've been doing to them that has prompted this behavior by your neighbors?

Say for example, if you were some perverted peeping tom who kept looking in my window and fapping against the side of my house, you're goddamned right I'd do what I could to get you to move away.

There are three sides to every story, yours, the one we'll obviously never hear and the cold hard truth.

Cough it up boy, cough it up.

[Feyrband]

oh and btw.

http://www.anarchistcookbookz.com/

[Czepa]

I'm sorry, people just don't behave this way just for the fuck of it.

Why don't you include what you've been doing to them that has prompted this behavior by your neighbors?

Say for example, if you were some perverted peeping tom who kept looking in my window and fapping against the side of my house, you're goddamned right I'd do what I could to get you to move away.

There are three sides to every story, yours, the one we'll obviously never hear and the cold hard truth.

Cough it up boy, cough it up.

Incase you didnt read previous fucking posts. he said they are like this to the whole street, its worse for him coz its his neighbour. they are dickheads like you.

you know im joking. i do love you

[Bissen]

TP their house and then throw plastic bags fulla shit and piss on top.
Finish off with a molotov at their frontdoor.

Then call the cops and say some aboriginals did it.

[Dazarthas]

Get some gay porn, some duct tape, and a large supply of a VERY strong adhesive, like Gorilla Glue or rubber cement. Go to their house in the middle of the night and affix it to their front door, windows, their cars, anywhere you see fit. To do this, apply the adhesive to the back of the porn, duct tape it down, and then spread the adhesive all over the front, along the outer edges and on the porn itself, which will make it very difficult to remove.

[Gunther TheBlack]

If I knew someone did that shit to me and it turned me that angry, there house would have been turned into ashes already.

But that's just the little pyromaniac inside me.

Anyway just start of with small things. Smash their airco intake at the side of the house. Simply scratch and dent their cars or throw their windows out with heavy stones so you also destroy the dashboard. Spray weedkiller on their plants and trees. Play loud music towards their home. Molten oil or sugar into their gasoline tank. Marbles into their mufflers. Fart gas into their house. Start a fire in your backyard if the wind is good so they get smoked (i used to do that with Diesel). Throw your trash in their garden. Get a dog that barks a lot. Dump a shitload of gasoline into their yard, it makes the ground dead for years. IF shit gets worse, take out the sledgehammer and do the dirty work once they are on vacation or out of the house.

But the best tip of all. Make the police your friend.


Try to be cheerful and friendly to them. If they see you get angry, they feel like winning.

[Kaorn]

Golf Ball Cannon (http://www.instructables.com/id/Golf-Ball-Gun!!!-How-To-Make-One-That-Can-Shoot-40/)

Shoot at your house, if you get the psi right you could fuck up their siding a lot.

But don't buy your own golfballs, if you have a driving range or a course near you pick up lost ones, or steal them.

[Niles]

Put a axe in their front door.

[Rashgar]

Infest them with ants.

Find and ant hill, or a couple of them near the house. Most places have ants so it should not be that big of an issue.

Now get a solution of water and sugar. Trail the solution from the ant hill to the house. Spray it in the window sills, under the doors, if you use surgical tubing you can get it 20 to 30 feet inside the house up the walls from the crack in the door.


This is a time released gag. The ants will take a couple days to get into the house. But if you have done your job correctly and with enough colonies of ants you could paint the house black on the inside.


And since its sugar water when the water evaporates the sugar is invisible on a white wall, or becomes bonded to fabrics.

[-Havoc-]

You're all fucking doing it wrong...

How to make a smoke bomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5ddLYJ-Zkg&feature=related)

How to make a smoke bomb with a pull-ring (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GviK0fm9U3I) (grenade style)

There is one that is nowhere else on the net. It's an instructional video on how to make a remote detonated smokebomb (...or anything else...) with the use of 2 batteries and a cellphone. I tried to find it on the site I got it from, but it's been removed, and I can't find it on YouTube or Google. There are videos on the net that show how to do this, but my video is the easiest and the most sophisticated because it uses the cellphone network to detonate. You can be in California the set it off in New York if you felt like it. I packed a FLVvideo player with the file so you can easily watch it on your comp. Here (http://files.filefront.com/Videorar/;11441608;/fileinfo.html).

[Geralt]

Get a Air gun or make one.. put shit balls in it and fire!

[Marrik]

make a pipe bombe, light the fuse, stick it in his muffler at 1 AM, and run.

[Viluin]

Thermite. Easy to make, quite destructive, and it also solves the problem of not being able to get to their house because there's a wall around it.

[Dragonfly]

get them raided.

call the anonymous police line (every dept has one) and report gunshots from inside the house.

[Corpse]

get them raided.

call the anonymous police line (every dept has one) and report gunshots from inside the house.

This one sounds the most practical, and who knows they might even have some illegal items in there. Dont call from your house tho, like a dumbass.

[Xinnro]

har har...
i live in the suburbs of Gold Coast... no crocs or snakes here. maybe a few spiders but nothing to worry about.

i though forumfall was more creative than this...

Well you posted it in General Discussion....What did you expect? That's not Forumfall...

Anyway, I think I can help you with your problem.

Go to the pet store, and buy as MANY crickets as possible. Release them ALL in their house( you can buy hundreds for a very cheap price). It will be physically impossible for them to find all of them, they will breed, invade the house, get into food ect..ect.. Plus at night, you will get hundreds of crickets making that very obnoxious chirping noise.

If there are any women, rape them violently and write a warning on their bruised bloody bodies to stay the fuck away from your house.

Set there house on fire, a much easier way to do this is to break in when they aren't home, set a candle down(one of theirs if possible) light it, and turn their gas on. Quickly get out, hilarity will ensue.

Kill them

I'm not sure how old they are, but if they have any kids or younger siblings, abduct them, and deny any knowledge of their whereabouts, but let them know when your door camera comes back, you are sure their kid/brother will as well.

[MattMystrieo]

i live in australia...

Unlucky.

But what ye should do is hire about 20 hobos to live on thier front garden and pretend they live there.

[Vexrak]

Next time the leave just go take a shit in their yard and then whipe your ass with their newspaper. Simple but effective.

[Nexus]

Widdle in their petrol tank and let down their tires! hur hur!

[Gunther TheBlack]

get them raided.

call the anonymous police line (every dept has one) and report gunshots from inside the house.

You actually think they don't get your number one the anonymous police line?

lol :p

[Thardon]

1. Get some empty 1.5l bottles.
2. Buy some Aluminium foil and Mr. Muscle
3. Put down some of the Aluminium Foil into the bottles.
4. Fill up with Mr. Muscle
5. Throw 'em onto your neighbours property.
6. Wait for some minutes and enjoy.