The 8 Most Bizarre patron Saints

[Aragoni]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16509_8-most-bizarre-patron-saints.html

Discuss. :D

Edit: http://www.cracked.com/article_15648_5-biggest-badass-popes.html Also that one is awesome.

[Nicolie]

he decided that the best way to demonstrate his displeasure would be to have her tortured and then to behead her with his own hands.

What a nice father huh?

ONG, there is one for STDs. :lmao:

[Spikey]

lol, another good article. Although not as good as the superhero one I read last.

I just found the patron saint for my job (Plumbing). This is awesome Im gonna pray to him all day at work and claim im catholic now.

[Honorius]

I love Pope Honorius.

[HorrorHotel]

I'm surprised hopeless causes didn't make the list... at least that one's legit.

[Khumash-Gor]

lol catholics are retarded

[MattMystrieo]

I check Cracked ever hour. :P

[Camelmix]

I think that St. Nick is the weirdest saint considering he is the patron saint of whores, thieves and murderers and he gives kids presents on Jesus' birthday.

[Maize]

I'll be damned if Jesus ain't the patron saint of drug dealers.