Anyone bang the shit out of their Rockband drumset?

[Afgar]

So I just got Rockband and I've discovered that my calling in life is to be a rockstar drummer.

Since then my family has repeatedly asked if I really need to hit the drums as loud as I do. I feel like I'm not hitting them as loud as I could be and I'm just having fun / trying to mimick the motions of a real drummer.

Anyone else bang the shit outta their drums? Am I gonna fuck it up?

[Mippoose]

So I just got Rockband and I've discovered that my calling in life is to be a rockstar drummer.

Since then my family has repeatedly asked if I really need to hit the drums as loud as I do. I feel like I'm not hitting them as loud as I could be and I'm just having fun / trying to mimick the motions of a real drummer.

Anyone else bang the shit outta their drums? Am I gonna fuck it up?

I was never able to until I got that multiple purpose cup holder for my fleshlight. I can now bang my rockband drumset to my libidos desire.

[Dreadknought]

So I just got Rockband and I've discovered that my calling in life is to be a rockstar drummer.

Since then my family has repeatedly asked if I really need to hit the drums as loud as I do. I feel like I'm not hitting them as loud as I could be and I'm just having fun / trying to mimick the motions of a real drummer.

Anyone else bang the shit outta their drums? Am I gonna fuck it up?

I only bang drums that have a nipple in the middle.

[Behhemoth]

So I just got Rockband and I've discovered that my calling in life is to be a rockstar drummer.

Since then my family has repeatedly asked if I really need to hit the drums as loud as I do. I feel like I'm not hitting them as loud as I could be and I'm just having fun / trying to mimick the motions of a real drummer.

Anyone else bang the shit outta their drums? Am I gonna fuck it up?

dude i was just playing it today but i had to do it on practice mode since i broke the red drumpad =[ also if you use real drum sticks which are heavier its 10x more fun

[Apex Vertigo]

Sometimes I like to experiment... sure.

[Dreadknought]

Sometimes I like to experiment... sure.

My thoughts exactly.

[Carnivo]

I was never able to until I got that multiple purpose cup holder for my fleshlight. I can now bang my rockband drumset to my libidos desire.
Funny you say that, because my friend just got a fleshlight for his birthday. I'll mention using it with rockband and he might be impressed enough to let me borrow it.

[Mippoose]

Sometimes I like to experiment... sure.

Quit experimenting your musical styles.

Just bang the shit out of it.

[Mippoose]

Funny you say that, because my friend just got a fleshlight for his birthday. I'll mention using it with rockband and he might be impressed enough to let me borrow it.

I don't have one.

I figure it prolly causes 10 kinds of cock cancer.

[Dreadknought]

Quit experimenting your musical styles.

Just bang the shit out of it.

Make sure you push them toegether.

[Carnivo]

I don't have one.

I figure it prolly causes 10 kinds of cock cancer.
Dude... It's shaped like Raven Riley's vagina. If you watch her videos while using the fleshlight you are basically having sex with her. So bring on the cancer!

[Dreadknought]

Dude... It's shaped like Raven Riley's vagina. If you watch her videos while using the fleshlight you are basically having sex with her. So bring on the cancer!

I prefer to share mine with the mexicans that live next door to me.

[Carnivo]

I prefer to share mine with the mexicans that live next door to me.
Your rock band set, your penis, or your fleshlight? Or all of them?

[Dreadknought]

Your rock band set, your penis, or your fleshlight? Or all of them?

Hey now I like to keep my options open.

[Mippoose]

Dude... It's shaped like Raven Riley's vagina. If you watch her videos while using the fleshlight you are basically having sex with her. So bring on the cancer!

I'm sorry.

I'm not fluent in porn womens names.

I looked up so called Raven rileys vagina.

It was nice.

[Dreadknought]

I'm sorry.

I'm not fluent in porn womens names.

I looked up so called Raven rileys vagina.

It was nice.

I prefer teens so I don't really care that much about big breasted porn stars.

[Carnivo]

I prefer teens so I don't really care that much about big breasted porn stars.
She's got B cups and is in her early twentys, I think.

[losinglife]

you can buy pads, or make them out of socks so that its more quiet when you bang the drums.

[cky123]

I've gone through three drum sets now, im really hopeing rockband 2 drum sets are built alot stronger. I also had to make my own foot pedal.

[Spinewire]

you can buy pads, or make them out of socks so that its more quiet when you bang the drums.
GZ on the first senciable reply that did not cash in on the fact that he said bang in the title.

[Behhemoth]

GZ on the first senciable reply that did not cash in on the fact that he said bang in the title.

obviously you didnt read every post

[Spinewire]

obviously you didnt read every post
I thought "red drum stick" was a euphemism for your cock and you wished you had a heavier (bigger) one.

[Behhemoth]

I thought "red drum stick" was a euphemism for your cock and you wished you had a heavier (bigger) one.

dude i was just playing it today but i had to do it on practice mode since i broke the red drumpad =[ also if you use real drum sticks which are heavier its 10x more fun

now where do you see anything about red drumsticks? normally i would flame you on your inability to read but today Ill let you off the hook.

[losinglife]

I've gone through three drum sets now, im really hopeing rockband 2 drum sets are built alot stronger. I also had to make my own foot pedal.

yeah they look like they are going to be better built. THere is a thing on gamespot about them.

I am lookin forward to GHIV drums tho.

[losinglife]

GZ on the first senciable reply that did not cash in on the fact that he said bang in the title.

when i said pads, i meant maxi-pads :ninja:

[Spinewire]

now where do you see anything about red drumsticks? normally i would flame you on your inability to read but today Ill let you off the hook.
I said stick not sticks so you might want to brush up on your reading too...

If you rather i could revise it to

I thought "red drumpad" was a euphemism for your vagina and you wished you had a heavier stick being used in it even tho it hurt it, simply becuase you are a little tart and you cannot get enough of it.

I'm easy either way, which you should be able to relate to i'm guessing.

when i said pads, i meant maxi-pads
lolz

[Behhemoth]

sorry i really don't care what you have to say hence me pretty much ignoring your post the first time round half assing it the second time.

then why bother replying? no need to make yourself look like an ass

[Spinewire]

then why bother replying? no need to make yourself look like an ass
i took it out before you posted it... sorry :/

I could say when your addressing someone else it really does not bother me either way however when you say something directed at me then i will pay attention.

Sorry it makes you feel so butt hurt becuase everyone here is not haning on your every word.

[BlackVolgan]

well im prepared to say that i can beat the shit out of anyone here on the DF boards in guitar hero

[Spinewire]

well im prepared to say that i can beat the shit out of anyone here on the DF boards in guitar hero
can you get it on the pc? i might get it then...

[Behhemoth]

i took it out before you posted it... sorry :/

I could say when your addressing someone else it really does not bother me either way however when you say something directed at me then i will pay attention.

Sorry it make you feel so butt hurt that everyone here is not haning on your every word.

i feel inclined to say i am done talking to you

[BlackVolgan]

can you get it on the pc? i might get it then...

eh, probably.. but that would be a pretty sad image.. GH is a party game to show off to your friends. It would be kinda strange sitting alone with your pc jamming out with no one else to see.

[Spinewire]

i feel inclined to say i am done talking to you
I knew that when i pressed reply...

You = Rocked

eh, probably.. but that would be a pretty sad image.. GH is a party game to show off to your friends. It would be kinda strange sitting alone with your pc jamming out with no one else to see.If i felt the need to show of to my friends i could probabaly find better ways of doing it tbh. If it's fun then i am willing to play alone....

Untill i go round someones house then say
"Oh you mind if i have a go? How does it work? Well i will give it my best shot!"

Then melt their fucking face 5 button dragon force style.

[Behhemoth]

I knew that when i pressed reply...

You = Rocked

did i not just end our conversation!?

lets stay on topic now

does anyone know the repair costs or how to fix one of the drumpads on the controller

[Spinewire]

did i not just end our conversation!?

"then why bother replying? no need to make yourself look like an ass"

I call that lesson mad self ownage

[BlackVolgan]

If i felt the need to show of to my friends i could probabaly find better ways of doing it tbh. If it's fun then i am willing to play alone.....


nothing is more impressive than guitar hero.

[Rummak]

nothing is more impressive than guitar hero.

Oh yeah? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOut22jOv6c

[losinglife]

can you get it on the pc? i might get it then...

you can download frets on fire and play it. + home made songs. Its pretty cool, just no star power wich sucks. All the controllers work i believe, just need the adapter for the ones that arent USB.

[losinglife]

Oh yeah? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOut22jOv6c

hahahaha fuckin hilarious

[Spinewire]

Oh yeah? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOut22jOv6c
hahaha

[BlackVolgan]

hahaha

lol @ old sig

my god.

[losinglife]

hahaha

censoring your sig? wtf is this gayness!!

[Spinewire]

censoring your sig? wtf is this gayness!!


Your signature has been noted to be extraordinarily violent by several users, I agree. Please change it. =[

Someone reported it ages ago due to me owning them in a thread, it's just a place holder till i get something with breasts and my branding back on them, old school style. I just need to find the right pair.... as it took me from 07-31-2007 till now just to add a black box to it, i could be their for a while.

[losinglife]

duh i know the story ***, remember we have butt sex together. Just saying its funny that you are censoring instead of fighting the man :ninja:

[Spinewire]

duh i know the story ***, remember we have butt sex together. Just saying its funny that you are censoring instead of fighting the man :ninja:
i cba fighting the man anymore

[losinglife]

****** *** ****** ** ** * ***** * ***** ** ** ****** ** ** ** ***!

[BlackVolgan]

****** *** ****** ** ** * ***** * ***** ** ** ****** ** ** ** ***!

are they swear words :(

[Indah]

If you smack the plastic ring around the outside, that seems to break them alot faster. Also my friend bought rubber gum mats for them, to give a bounce back feel of real drums and that makes it better.

[jonyak]

why don't you learn how to really play drums on a real drum set?

[Lorthral]

Yes, you will indeed "fuck them up."

[losinglife]

are they swear words :(

the world may never know!

[Pcheez]

This thread may or not be rife with sexual innuendo.

I cannot tell.

[Jangang]

yeah they look like they are going to be better built. THere is a thing on gamespot about them.

I am lookin forward to GHIV drums tho.

The way you guys are talking about sharing your fleshlights you may get HIV much sooner then you are planning. =P

[Dreadknought]

The way you guys are talking about sharing your fleshlights you may get HIV much sooner then you are planning. =P

Who says he doesn't already have it.

[Capricious]

Does anyone wanna trade fleshlights so we can try out different kinds?

[Dreadknought]

Does anyone wanna trade fleshlights so we can try out different kinds?

I have one that feels and looks like a cream pie.

[Everto]

I only bang drums that have a nipple in the middle.

Oh my God.

You are a god at logic.
Teach me.

[Dreadknought]

Oh my God.

You are a god at logic.
Teach me.

Its a visional lesson so I'm afraid i can't :(. You could always try and take some of my godly powers though by having sex with drums.

[BeSt]

Afghar join #dfgamers or #quakers @ qnet, your sort of people are always welcome there.

[Carnivo]

Does anyone wanna trade fleshlights so we can try out different kinds?
YES!!

[Xinnro]

I already went through 2 sets.

I know how you feel, and yes you will fuck them up.

[EAZYmfE]

I already went through 2 sets.

I know how you feel, and yes you will fuck them up.

Hey Xinnro <333333333

[Dreadknought]

I already went through 2 sets.

I know how you feel, and yes you will fuck them up.

What other use do the drums have besides using them to fuck?

[Spinewire]

lol how did Behhemoth get suspended?

[Barbarossa]

I was never able to until I got that multiple purpose cup holder for my fleshlight.

Funny you say that, because my friend just got a fleshlight for his birthday.

Rubber pussy is better than no pussy at all, eh?

Couldn't afford the "Real Doll", I assume?

[OchieGurl]

okay, i am confused. what do toys pertaining to sexual satisfaction have to do with Rockband :confused:

[Barbarossa]

okay, i am confused. what do toys pertaining to sexual satisfaction have to do with Rockband :confused:

Probably better that you don't find out...

[OchieGurl]

Probably better that you don't find out...

i forgot to add that i never heard of Rockband, so i'm assuming Rockband is meant to be used as a "play drumset" or some game but boys these days are using it for something else.

[Paralda]

Real drums = so much better.

[Barbarossa]

i forgot to add that i never heard of Rockband, so i'm assuming Rockband is meant to be used as a "play drumset" or some game but boys these days are using it for something else.

Trust me, just walk away from this topic `cuz one of these guys is gonna be far too happy to explain it to you and you are gonna regret ever asking.

[OchieGurl]

Trust me, just walk away from this topic `cuz one of these guys is gonna be far too happy to explain it to you and you are gonna regret ever asking.


as long as it doesn't involve and physical contact and from a safe distance, i'd be glad to hear the explanation :D

[Blixa]

my Drums-teacher destroys his normal "sticks" in a few hours and the ones with advanced durability in a week or two, but he never told me about one of his drums getting destroyed so you should be on the safe way.

[KylePwnage]

broke a drumstick doing that :)