This is for all you lazy, fat,....

[Crying Hyena]

You may not need to workout (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/07/31/exercise.pill.ap/index.html) anymore to get into shape.

[Aragoni]

Why not just give fat people viagra and a prostitute?

[stalwart]

i like aragoni's idea.

[Helgeran]

Why not just give fat people viagra and a prostitute?
A prostitute with clamydia and we'll rid the world of their fatty genes too.

[Weeking]

Being fat is good. You are protected from a whole bunch of stuff health/nutritional studies never mention.....freezing to death, burning to death, protects vital organs from damage from wounds, impact and even cold/fire, starvation. It takes very little energy in upkeep and no proteins unlike muscle mass, therefore less food cost. Can be used to store poisons and vitamins etc, preventing acute poisoning, organ damage and malnutrition. It prevents blodclots forming when exposed to the cold, thus reducing the risk of a fatal heart-attack. It stops you doing stupid things that get you killed like walking across the street just to get hit by a car, sports or mountain-climbing etc. It makes it harder to drown as it has low density. And it looks good, up to a point, though some freaks like super-fatties.

[Lethn]

Being fat isn't necessarily a bad thing, it's being so fat you can't even run about without having to take a break for five seconds that's rather pathetic and sad, I'm a skinny bugger but I decided to get lazy for awhile and all of a sudden I actually found it much harder to do anything like running up the few flights of stairs my house has than before.

There is no way getting round the exercise issue, if you don't exercise you don't have enough muscle and energy to move about properly and if you continue not exercising you'll just become a useless load of flab that doesn't do anything which turns out to be bloody well true for most people.

[Bunkah]

You may not need to workout (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/07/31/exercise.pill.ap/index.html) anymore to get into shape.


This is the quote from CNN: 'Exercise pill' burns fat -- if you're a mouse

This is what I'm reading:
'Exercise pill' burns fat -- if you use your computer mouse


humm... where can I get those pills?

[Helgeran]

Being fat is good. You are protected from a whole bunch of stuff health/nutritional studies never mention.....freezing to death, burning to death, protects vital organs from damage from wounds, impact and even cold/fire, starvation. It takes very little energy in upkeep and no proteins unlike muscle mass, therefore less food cost. Can be used to store poisons and vitamins etc, preventing acute poisoning, organ damage and malnutrition. It prevents blodclots forming when exposed to the cold, thus reducing the risk of a fatal heart-attack. It stops you doing stupid things that get you killed like walking across the street just to get hit by a car, sports or mountain-climbing etc. It makes it harder to drown as it has low density. And it looks good, up to a point, though some freaks like super-fatties.
You're less attractive and can't get as much or as good looking pussy no matter your wonderful personality. That overweights all the extra HP by far imo.

[Gloomrender]

Why not just give fat people viagra and a prostitute?

This man is a genius.

[Spinewire]

Sound like all they have done is fed mice speed...

Seriously if you're a bit chunky just eat a fuck ton of Speed and E and go out clubbing... In 1 summer holiday you could shed quite a bit imo.

[Lord Caim]

Being fat doesn't really mean one is out of shape. Sumo wrestlers are thee best kind of fatties on the planet. Their fat isn't stored on or in the muscle, but just underneath the skin. This makes them fat, but they can still get ripped. It's actually very healthy too!

[Ludo]

The greatest achievement of the 21th century is to ridd earth of fat people. Mission Accomplished!

[Metal Wolf]

So what happens if you give a shinny person this stuff? Do they implode or some shit.

[samuraivelez]

So what happens if you give a shinny person this stuff? Do they implode or some shit.

We sprint miles on end non-stop until we're muscular. Then we implode. :ohno:

[Spinewire]

Being fat doesn't really mean one is out of shape. Sumo wrestlers are thee best kind of fatties on the planet. Their fat isn't stored on or in the muscle, but just underneath the skin. This makes them fat, but they can still get ripped. It's actually very healthy too!
don't they all die in there 40's..... does not sound very healthy to me.

[Lord Caim]

don't they all die in there 40's..... does not sound very healthy to me.
Those are minor side effects

[slugy]

ron jeremy was fat and he got loads of fanny.

[Dreadknought]

You're less attractive and can't get as much or as good looking pussy no matter your wonderful personality. That overweights all the extra HP by far imo.

You sir, need to watch more James Bond, all the fatties in there get tons of hot chicks, even more then you I bet!

[[Malice]Bronson]

"Being fat doesn't really mean one is out of shape. Sumo wrestlers are thee best kind of fatties on the planet. Their fat isn't stored on or in the muscle, but just underneath the skin. This makes them fat, but they can still get ripped. It's actually very healthy too!"



Your clueless, you can't choose where it distributes across your body. Fat stores are distributed within and around the muscle, around the organs, and underneath the skin. In the case of Sumo's who are 50%+ b/f they're walking time bombs and have tons of fat around their organs. And being fat does mean your out of your body's ideal composition for optimum health.

[OchieGurl]

hmm if the average mouse weighs 20 oz. and my brother weighs about 250 lbs he's going to need about 200 of those pills. oh damn

[Ganon]

I am genuenely disgusted by fat people.

[Slaker]

We should call Gloomrender!

[losinglife]

my dream of being utterly and completely lazy yet still being awesome is coming to fruition!

[Lord Caim]

Bronson;1517495']
Your clueless, you can't choose where it distributes across your body. Fat stores are distributed within and around the muscle, around the organs, and underneath the skin. In the case of Sumo's who are 50%+ b/f they're walking time bombs and have tons of fat around their organs. And being fat does mean your out of your body's ideal composition for optimum health.
I wasn't exactly counting on being quoted; it's been a while since I've read about the sumo diet.

http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2005/03/21/sumo_wrestlers_this_is_how_you_get_fat.p hp (http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2005/03/21/sumo_wrestlers_this_is_how_you_get_fat.p hp)

It talks a little about how they diet.

[heroshade]

I think we should cook and eat all fat people. If they taste anything like steak, I got a friend who I'm inviting over for a barbique(sp?)

[Lacker]

Yay, another metabolic wonder drug.

Wonder if this one eats your heart too.

If it makes it through trials yay. Not just for fat people either, seems to be a fairly impressive performance enhancer as well. I could see it being used in the labor market.

[Dreadknought]

Yay, another metabolic wonder drug.

Wonder if this one eats your heart too.

If it makes it through trials yay. Not just for fat people either, seems to be a fairly impressive performance enhancer as well. I could see it being used in the labor market.

Hmm lets get the Mexicans high then.

[Arkh]

Why not just give fat people viagra and a prostitute?
No need of viagra. And the "send hookers to all fatties you know" operation is a damn good idea.

[Dreadknought]

No need of viagra. And the "send hookers to all fatties you know" operation is a damn good idea.

ITs generally fat people who use hookers anyway.

[Carnivo]

which might make it useful for treating obesity
You know when you need your obesity treated it's time to just jump on a knife.

[BlackVolgan]

lucky i'm a mouse

[Arkh]

ITs generally fat people who use hookers anyway.
But we need to pay. With this operation, it becomes totally free sex for us. So I'm totally for it.

[Mippoose]

I'm akinda chubby.

260lbs at 6'3" isn't too bad though.

I have a friend who is 6'2" 400lbs.

That's fat.

[Weeking]

It's going to be anorectics and jockeys who actually use it though if it helps them lose weight. It'll kill off a whole bunch of models and movie stars IMO.

[losinglife]

good, hopefully it kills off the shitty ones.

[Aragoni]

No need of viagra. And the "send hookers to all fatties you know" operation is a damn good idea.

I doubt the fat people can have boner for more then 2 times in a row. Viagra is a necessity if we want this to work.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

LOL.. just take albuterol .. it has the same effect in humans.

[Aragoni]

LOL.. just take albuterol .. it has the same effect in humans.

Or Amphetamine.

[Crying Hyena]

Or Amphetamine.

Well Kate Moss keeps her weight down with coke and vodka. That combo seems to work pretty well.

[Arkh]

I doubt the fat people can have boner for more then 2 times in a row. Viagra is a necessity if we want this to work.
We can. Porn was invented for fatties, and there isn't any more profitable industry.

[EAZYmfE]

Being fat doesn't really mean one is out of shape. Sumo wrestlers are thee best kind of fatties on the planet. Their fat isn't stored on or in the muscle, but just underneath the skin. This makes them fat, but they can still get ripped. It's actually very healthy too!

Tell me more. This shit is interesting.

[Pcheez]

Fat is fine to a degree.

Some meat on the bones is not a bad thing, especially if you have a good character and much $$ to attract the wimminz.

Hell its worked for me allm y life, but im no morbidly obese waste of oxygen.

[Uzik]

Burning fat is only one part of excersize. What about building muscle?

Although I guess this could help with America's obesity problem to an extent.

[Pcheez]

Burning fat is only one part of excersize. What about building muscle?

Although I guess this could help with America's obesity problem to an extent.

I thought pumping iron just increased the muscle mass under your fat flabs.

Ie best not to start pumping till you shed the fat.

Building muscle is uselessu nless your career is hard labor.

[Dreadknought]

Burning fat is only one part of excersize. What about building muscle?

Although I guess this could help with America's obesity problem to an extent.

If your fat you more then likely have good leg muscles because you gotta carry that shit everywhere you go.

[Arkh]

If your fat you more then likely have good leg muscles because you gotta carry that shit everywhere you go.
But your knees and ankle joints are fucked up.

[Uzik]

I thought pumping iron just increased the muscle mass under your fat flabs.

Ie best not to start pumping till you shed the fat.

Building muscle is uselessu nless your career is hard labor.

Actually, building muscle helps burn more fat. Because muscles use up calories in order to maintain themselves.

My point was that you could have very little body fat, but still have atrophied muscles and be in shit shape.

As with all diet pills, the problem would probably be that people just eat more and excersize less because they think the pill will make up for it.

[Pcheez]

Actually, building muscle helps burn more fat. Because muscles use up calories in order to maintain themselves.

My point was that you could have very little body fat, but still have atrophied muscles and be in shit shape.

As with all diet pills, the problem would probably be that people just eat more and excersize less because they think the pill will make up for it.

Ah well thats good to know.

Yea a fatty will always look for a way to keep gorging food and blame the pills for not working.