Batman beats his own mother, you didn't know?

[Xinnro]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388124,00.html

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/christian-bale-arrested/


Why Batman...why?

Christian Bale was arrested in London today on charges he assaulted his own mother and sister in his hotel suite on Sunday just hours after the European premiere of his blockbuster film The Dark Knight. Ummm, wow? The actor is currently being question at a central London police station. From the Daily Mail:

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said: “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment. He was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

The two women, who live in Dorset, went to a Hampshire police station yesterday to make a formal allegation.

The complaint about the actor was then passed to the Metropolitan Police for further investigation. (Source)

In Bale’s defense, he did tell those bitches not to touch the mini bar.

[EAZYmfE]

lol hi xinnro

[MinusInnocence]

I bet he was acting out one of the action sequences of the movie and accidentally drop kicked both of them in the face.

[EAZYmfE]

EDIT: England sux. That will be all.

[maskedtears]

:lmao: I'd be pissed if they touched the mini bar too.

[Xinnro]

lol hi xinnro

HI Eazy!

[Xzi]

It's all lies. The mother and sister wanted a piece of the Batman pie and started mercilessly gnawing on Christian's ankle-bones. When he tried to defend himself they sued.

[shnedit]

Good. I respect him more.

[SkullPizza]

wow, that's like... not fake

hmff

[Xinnro]

wow, that's like... not fake

hmff

Um...no it's not...I just saw it on the TV and popped up a news article.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388124,00.html

Happy?

[Beeblebrox]

I doubt it was actually him. It must be the new joker plot...

[Durindana]

"Assault" isn't "beating" - it's threatening to beat.

Wikipedia reports: "The assault that had taken place was a "verbal assault", which in England is a criminal offense. Bale fully cooperated with police and was released with no charges filed against him."

Note: "verbal" assault is a crime pretty much everywhere, including the US. Actually administering a physical beatdown would be battery or worse, depending on the facts.

[Red Morgan]

Oh good, Fox is using The Sun as their source. :rolleyes:

Rupert Murdoch is just worried that Christian Bale really is Batman, and he's coming for him next.

[Xinnro]

"Assault" isn't "beating" - it's threatening to beat.

Wikipedia reports: "The assault that had taken place was a "verbal assault", which in England is a criminal offense. Bale fully cooperated with police and was released with no charges filed against him."

Note: "verbal" assault is a crime pretty much everywhere, including the US. Actually administering a physical beatdown would be battery or worse, depending on the facts.

Sounds better the other way.

And he VERBALLY ASSAULTED a 4 year old as well.

[Beeblebrox]

On the other hand...he is also the american psycho (http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/americanpsycho.jpg), right?

[KellorKleft]

The actor for the Joker didn't commit suicide. Christian Bale killed him.

[Xzi]

"Assault" isn't "beating" - it's threatening to beat.

Wikipedia reports: "The assault that had taken place was a "verbal assault", which in England is a criminal offense. Bale fully cooperated with police and was released with no charges filed against him."

Note: "verbal" assault is a crime pretty much everywhere, including the US. Actually administering a physical beatdown would be battery or worse, depending on the facts.
Lol WTF. What kind of pussy files charges for a verbal assault?

[Beeblebrox]

The actor for the Joker didn't commit suicide. Christian Bale killed him.

And then verbally assaulted him.

Lol WTF. What kind of pussy files charges for a verbal assault?

Yeah, moms are so sissy...

[Killuminati]

he better go american psycho on his mother and sister after this.

[GRCPan]

what a loser

[Uzik]

So in England you can't even yell at people aymore?


When are they going to outlaw butter knives?

[Gloomrender]

Security footage caught that night at the hotel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZBunDGg4BU&feature=related

[MinusInnocence]

Hahah goddamn I love that fucking movie. PLEASE INSERT CAT

[Xzi]

Hahah goddamn I love that fucking movie. PLEASE INSERT CAT
http://joshuamauldin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lolcat7.gif

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[Delwyn]

I doubt it was actually him. It must be the new joker plot...

Thats what they always do. Beat his family and frame him. Typical joker and co.

[Axelator]

Probably just shouted at them for being bitches and they were on their periods so decided to be even bigger bitches. I should be a detective.

[Axelator]

So in England you can't even yell at people aymore?


When are they going to outlaw butter knives?

NO CHARGES WERE PRESSED.

So in America you don't learn to read anymore?

[Murphy]

Hm, this thread smells 1 signature less.

[Snowie]

lol hi xinnro

Hi!

EDIT: Xinnro smells.

PS.

Hm, this thread smells 1 signature less.

I agree.

[Paganini]

I saw this story earlier this morning, and I lost a lot of respect for Christian Bale who had earned my respect as one of the best actors of today and a decent guy as well.

HOWEVER, after now realizing that it was a verbal assault, he gained some points in my book.

[Kietharr]

No, if he was in batman mode it wouldn't have been verbal assault, he would have jumped in there and punched his mom right in the face. When his sister started jabbering stupid bullshit like "WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU FUCKING LUNATIC?" he'd dragon kick her right in the vagina.

Right in the fucking vagina.

[Leonon]

Didn't Batman administer a verbal assault in "Return of the Joker" which was merely whispered yet left a guy crying in the fetal position?


Also, NI!

[Xzi]

Yeah, moms are so sissy...
Christian Bale's mom apparently. My mom could give half a fuck what I say to her, she wouldn't file some stupid charge like that.

[Lacker]

I saw this story earlier this morning, and I lost a lot of respect for Christian Bale who had earned my respect as one of the best actors of today and a decent guy as well.

HOWEVER, after now realizing that it was a verbal assault, he gained some points in my book.

For all you know his mom is a junky goldigger who he told to get a fucking job. Then she tried to blackmail him with assault charges.

Then again maybe Bale kills babies in his sleep.

Either way he gets badass points.

[Reigngod]

Christian Bale's mom apparently. My mom could give half a fuck what I say to her, she wouldn't file some stupid charge like that.

yeah, she give me that half a fuck...and I paid her.

[Xzi]

yeah, she give me that half a fuck...and I paid her.
Phail.

[Reigngod]

Phail.

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