Brannoc hiring new moderators!!!

[Gunther TheBlack]

Check out the requirements.

In short, not a single long time OT resident can fill in the requirements.

They should make the requirements "infractions/year" or something.

With these set of application rules we will only end up with retard noob moderators that are out of touch with forumfall reality!


I bet we end up with some general discussion queer.

[Metal Wolf]

I could qualify.


Only prob is I have moderated before and got that need for power and attention out of my system.

[Jonkar]

Fucking infraction points. I was nearly elligible.

[BladeSLicer]

I could qualify.

Oh god.

It seems like most people could qualify.

[Mulambo]

i bet i could qualify too.

[MorkDaOrc]

I could if it wasn't for age. Damn my mother for waiting so long!!

[Gunther TheBlack]

If you guys can qualify, go apply. We want an OT'er in mod position ;)

[Gunther TheBlack]

I could qualify.


Only prob is I have moderated before and got that need for power and attention out of my system.

What? You don't have more than 4 infractions?

[Surly]

Yeah, moderators from the other sections of the forum just take their job too seriously.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Yeah, moderators from the other sections of the forum just take their job too seriously.

They do?

No idea tbh, i don't venture there!

[Xinnro]

Check out the requirements.

In short, not a single long time OT resident can fill in the requirements.

They should make the requirements "infractions/year" or something.

With these set of application rules we will only end up with retard noob moderators that are out of touch with forumfall reality!


I bet we end up with some general discussion queer.

Yea, I always kind of considered it kind of stupid.

Anyone who has been here who is well known, knows what they are talking about, and is respected in the community is not eligible for moderator status.

But people just registering are much more capable of achieving it.

Not that I would want moderator status anyway, but I'd like to see someone worthy of getting it for once.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Europeans shouldn't apply tho.

Brannoc doesn't like them :p

[Haldred]

where do I apply :D non euro, and an OT'r. only one infraction!

[Xinnro]

I think moderators should be based off of post count...person with the next highest post count is the next person eligible.


where do I apply :D non euro, and an OT'r. only one infraction!

^ This is why that system of recruiting doesn't work.

[Ganon]

i can apply, but i dont care. being mod sucks.

[Jangang]

Its clearly a conspiracy to keep me out of beta. :ninja:

[alfaroverall]

If yellow cards don't count, I could qualify if I were 21, but I'm not.

[Gunther TheBlack]

I somehow got way too many infractions and infraction points.


No idea how i got all of them tho.

[Xinnro]

I somehow got way too many infractions and infraction points.


No idea how i got all of them tho.

Current moderators all have no sense of humor.

That's why I got mine.

[Metal Wolf]

This is the matrix I dodge infraction points like they were small feeble paraplegic babies with leprosy being lobed at me.

[Paralda]

Ouch, I registered March 2007.

[Death's Chill]

Eh, not old enough, plus way too many infractions. :ninja:

Whatever, I don't want to be a moderator anyhow. :p

[Killuminati]

HAHA, even if you took away half of my infractions I wouldn't qualify.

[Xinnro]

This is the matrix I dodge infraction points like they were small feeble paraplegic babies with leprosy being lobed at me.

You should apply. Certainly wouldn't mind you getting the spot.

You must be able to read and write English fluently

Well, that gets rid of a good 90% of all canidates.

[BladeSLicer]

Bah, I'm a couple months away from being eligable.

[Nasty]

Link or gtfo

[Xinnro]

Link or gtfo

Link is kind of pointless when it has a sticky at the top of the forums..

[Zokten]

Damn lol.

3 points over.

[Agge]

It's because Brannoc loves OT. He can't accept it soo it turns to anger... anger leads to hate and omg where al doomed!

[Beeblebrox]

I already worked pro bono. It sucks.

[Agge]

Unpayed work is madness.

[MattMystrieo]

I find all the required infomation racist and offensieve.

[Xzi]

Yea, sucks for me. Just barely over twenty points.

[Battle]

Where can I see how many infraction points I have?

[Xzi]

Where can I see how many infraction points I have?
Click your name. And then the infractions tab.

[Satan]

i applied :)

[Agge]

i applied :)

good luck.

[Tiarilir]

i applied :)

Zomg. don't change your name if you do get on it! Except maybe to RaptorJesus!

[BladeSLicer]

i applied :)

I suspect you will get it. December of '01 and you're not over the infraction limit? Impressive.

[Satan]

actually i think im over the infraction limit barely

damnit brannoc gave me 10 infraction points for saying in before lock in 2006

[Xzi]

i applied :)
It would make sense to have Satan as a mod here.

[Agge]

bad satan, bad BAD satan!

*snicker*

[Haldred]

You were are only hope! HOW DARE YOU not for see future infraction points! I demand Matriel apply!

[Agge]

Acctualy I could apply for it myself, but I don't want a un-payed job. Also Matriel already had a shot at it.

[Tiarilir]

You were are only hope! HOW DARE YOU not for see future infraction points! I demand Matriel apply!

Matriel = biggs

[Xinnro]

You were are only hope! HOW DARE YOU not for see future infraction points! I demand Matriel apply!

I'm pretty sure Matriel did apply for mod..and presided over the newcomers forum for awhile.

[Agge]

Matriel = biggs

Soo I heard aswell. But that can't be right... becuse that would make him a traitor!

[Viluin]

I want to be a moderator. I really do. Even if only so I can see what they say about me in their private forums.

Can I be a moderator, Brannykins? I promise I'll be a good boy.

[Killuminati]

It would be awesome to go on a banning spree.

[Xinnro]

I'm clearly the best candidate for moderating Off Topic.

[freeze_SD]

hehe, it's funny that so many ppl fail at the age check...
I thought many of you guys were older ^^

[Haldred]

I agree let Xinnro be moderator.

[Viluin]

HAHA, even if you took away half of my infractions I wouldn't qualify.

If you took away 75% of my infraction points I still wouldn't qualify.

[Xinnro]

If you took away 75% of my infraction points I still wouldn't qualify.

If you took away 80% of mine (Seriously, I did the math) I still wouldn't qualify.

[Killuminati]

have any of you guys been banned for half a year?

[Zokten]

have any of you guys been banned for half a year?

Not I, think the closest I got was almost 2 weeks me thinks.

[alfaroverall]

If you took away 80% of mine (Seriously, I did the math) I still wouldn't qualify.
Holy shit, you have 100+ infraction points? I thought you got permabanned at 100.
have any of you guys been banned for half a year?
Not a single suspension here.

[Agge]

If you took away 80% of mine (Seriously, I did the math) I still wouldn't qualify.

2012.

[Viluin]

If you took away 80% of mine (Seriously, I did the math) I still wouldn't qualify.

I'd have 18 points if you removed 80%. The mods must really hate you. I thought I was the most obnoxious person. :(

EDIT: I've only been banned for more than 2 weeks once, I believe. But it was in 2005 and they probably forgot about it!

Face it, I would be the perfect moderator. The looks on your e-faces would be priceless. I would explode in a wave of pure ecstasy.

[Agge]

Xinnro's and your own sig is probebly enough to get him banned if they realy wanted to. I don't think they hate him, rather the opposit. Why else would they give him soo much atention?

[Viluin]

Xinnro's and your own sig is probebly enough to get him banned if they realy wanted to. I don't think they hate him, rather the opposit. Why else would they give him soo much atention?

No nips no ban. Forum rule.

I think.

[Xinnro]

Holy shit, you have 100+ infraction points? I thought you got permabanned at 100.

Not a single suspension here.

Not after your infractions expire.


06-19-2008 10:17 PM by Brannoc 10 points

06-19-2008 10:05 PM by Brannoc 10 points

06-03-2008 01:22 AM by Marrock 3 points

01-29-2008 04:36 PM by Biggs 5 points

01-29-2008 02:55 PM by Biggs 3 points

06-12-2007 05:25 PM by Brannoc 3 points

06-06-2007 05:56 PM by Wedge 10 points

04-25-2007 04:35 PM by Squatch 5 points

03-30-2007 08:28 PM by Wedge 10 points

01-31-2007 05:50 AM by Brannoc 5 points

01-11-2007 05:15 PM by Marrock 5 points



That is not including 2006 + 2005...Too lazy to list them all.

[BladeSLicer]

I've had one infraction worth 1 point and it is now worth.. 0 points.

[Viluin]

Holy shit, you have 100+ infraction points? I thought you got permabanned at 100.

Not a single suspension here.

50 is the high score, and it's shared by numerous spambots. 30 is a perma-suspension, 50 is a perma-ban.

Oh shit.

EDIT: Wtf is the difference between perma-suspension and perma-ban?

[Paralda]

Matriel = Hypnotoad = Biggs

[Metal Wolf]

I applied. should be entertaining to see the response that gets.

You can ask nicely(blowjob) and get unpermasuspended.

[Razli]

Hmm...Havent Got a Join Date before Feburary 07, Too young, and Too many infractions. I think I'll have to pass.

[Honorius]

I've never had an infraction, I don't fit in. :(

[Slypieguy]

Missed it by a couple points because of a fucking TEN point infraction from paro for posting a pic of some japanese chicks. They weren't nude or even close to nude. Injustice imo

[Viluin]

Missed it by a couple points because of a fucking TEN point infraction from paro for posting a pic of some japanese chicks. They weren't nude or even close to nude. Injustice imo

Dude, piss off. I got 10 points for talking about democracy.

[Slypieguy]

Dude, piss off. I got 10 points for talking about democracy.

How does this warrant any points: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/japgirls.gif
Not to mention fucking 10

Edit: ohhh I remember, it was because I posted it in the art forum, tried to make an animated gif thread since they still have gif privileges over there, lol. Still though, 10 points?

[BladeSLicer]

Dude, piss off. I got 10 points for talking about democracy.

It was technically about democracy, but are you not unfairly leaving a little something out? :p

[Viluin]

How does this warrant any points: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/japgirls.gif
Not to mention fucking 10

Yeah, posting it again is obviously a great idea!!1


It was technically about democracy, but are you not unfairly leaving a little something out? :p

I have no idea what you're talking about!

[alfaroverall]

How does this warrant any points: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/japgirls.gif
Not to mention fucking 10
Fuck it's back, god damn you slypie.

[Slypieguy]

Yeah, posting it again is obviously a great idea!!1


See my edit

[Razli]

How does this warrant any points: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/japgirls.gif
Not to mention fucking 10

If it was in that link form...Then I would say no. Even if it wasnt I wouldnt say 10.

Most of mine are for abusing people. That and Spamming a Thread.

[Ultimo]

I've never had an infraction, I don't fit in. :(

Don't worry, I've been in OT for over 2.5 years and I don't have one either. Although I might have dodged a couple bullets in the GD. That was before the new strict moderation, though. Now I behave...mostly.

[Xinnro]

I've gotten infractions for cursing and making fun of myself....

You can all go burn in a fire.

Only reason I'm still here is because they need some ethnic diversity.

[Viluin]

Everyone with over 50 infraction points should be a moderator imo. After all, what better way to get rid of them than turning them into the arm of law itself?

EDIT: Xinnro, I can see a slight discoloration on that girl's boob, where her nipple begins. Omgban.

[BladeSLicer]

Everyone with over 50 infraction points should be a moderator imo. After all, what better way to get rid of them than turning them into the arm of law itself?

PermaBan?

[Xinnro]

How does this warrant any points: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/japgirls.gif
Not to mention fucking 10

Edit: ohhh I remember, it was because I posted it in the art forum, tried to make an animated gif thread since they still have gif privileges over there, lol. Still though, 10 points?


I would have said it was because in the link there is technically a racial slur. The word right before girls. I would say it, but would probally get an infraction for doing so.

Though most people don't consider it a racial slur..for some reason, the moderators on this forum do.

[Viluin]

PermaBan?

IP change, new account. Good to go.

[Slypieguy]

I would have said it was because in the link there is technically a racial slur. The word right before girls. I would say it, but would probally get an infraction for doing so.

Though most people don't consider it a racial slur..for some reason, the moderators on this forum do.

Good thing no one around here is douchey enough to know how to read Japanese except for you

[Ultimo]

IP change, new account. Good to go.

Sad part is, I actually believe that if it came down to it, you would go to such extreme measures to continue ForumFalling.

[alfaroverall]

Good thing no one around here is douchey enough to know how to read Japanese except for you
lol, what does it say, "I want to fuck these girls"?

Please tell us, you're already gonna get raped for posting it again anyway.

[Zurm]

I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding Brannoc's convictions. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Brannoc is tricky and complex. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: When I hear Brannoc's cohorts parrot the party line -- that Brannoc answers to no one -- I see them not as people but as machines. The appropriate noises are coming out of their larynges, but their brains are not involved as they would be if they were thinking about how I, hardheaded cynic that I am, want nothing more -- or less -- than to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.

Brannoc has been deluding people into believing that everyone with a different set of beliefs from his is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. Don't let him delude you, too. Even though he has aired his disapproval of being criticized, I still think that in order to convince us that honor counts for nothing, Brannoc often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. When he was first found trying to brand me as cynical, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Brannoc is planning to keep us perennially behind the eight ball, I'm terrified.

Pouty ex-cons may possess a mass of "knowledge", but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. One does not have to let advanced weaponry fall into the hands of misinformed yahoos in order to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Brannoc's raving, venom-spouting rejoinders. It is an uncompanionable person who believes otherwise. I want to create a world in which vigilantism, sectarianism, and oligarchism are all but forgotten. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because Brannoc has two imperatives. The first is to fight with spiritual weapons that are as uncongenial as they are logorrheic. The second imperative is to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth.

I really dislike Brannoc. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Brannoc is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Brannoc is mysticism. Why? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: Why does Brannoc insist on boring holes in the hull of the boat in which he himself is also a passenger? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but I've known some sybarites who were impressively vile. However, Brannoc is irritating and that trumps vile every time.

I hate it when tyrannical deviants like Brannoc go on with such vigor about subjects they don't even know about. I mean, think about it. We'd all be in grave danger if he continued to engage in his juvenile behavior. He stands for rogue authority, social directives, and onerous laws that weaken personal freedoms. And that's where we are right now. It's not that I have anything against barmpots in general. It's just that I wonder if Brannoc really believes the things he says. He knows they're not true, doesn't he? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with materialism. Rather, I believe it involves Brannoc's tendency to publish blatantly execrable rhetoric as "education" for children to learn in school.

The only weapons Brannoc has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that barbaric, offensive yokels with stronger voices than minds would revert to unprincipled behavior. But he will advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively judgmental before the year is over. When that event happens, a darkness and evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over the world. I can hope only that before it does, people will act as a positive role model for younger people. Only then can we show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of raucous thoughts Brannoc is thinking about these days.

Brannoc is fluent in the pharisaical patois of boosterism. But that's not all: He is indisputably up to something. I don't know exactly what, but Brannoc's lamentations do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. Conceited, hotheaded ranters have an insatiable appetite for Brannoc's dulcet but sniffish piffle. Why? That's easy. Brannoc's true goal is to grant a free ride to the undeserving. All the statements that his chums make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to raise the quality of debate on issues surrounding Brannoc's snobbism-prone objectives.

While these incidents may seem minor, Brannoc's minions like to say, "Amateurish control freaks make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something litigious like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that Brannoc is a disingenuous, dim-witted utopian. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that Brannoc's peons hew closer to the party line -- to Brannoc's established body of cant -- than do most other self-satisfied money-worshippers. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that the distasteful immoralism in his conjectures is not always explicit?

Brannoc wants to let out-of-touch tax cheats serve as our overlords. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants. Unfortunately, brassbound vendors of classism who caricature and stereotype people from other cultures make no effort to contend with the inevitable consequences of that action. I've never bothered him. Yet he wants to foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? I do not wish to evaluate antinomianism here, though I profess that my love for people necessitates that I take advantage of a rare opportunity to help people see Brannoc's combative expositions for what they are. Yes, I face opposition from Brannoc. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.

When was the last time you heard Brannoc mention that he justifies his feckless nature by denying that he should get off his high horse? Probably never. That's why as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the classes of people Brannoc preys upon. It is no news that some people don't seem to mind that he likes to attack everyone else's beliefs. What a picayunish world we live in! Brannoc has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to overthrow democratic political systems. That's all I'm going to say in this letter because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.

[Viluin]

Sad part is, I actually believe that if it came down to it, you would go to such extreme measures to continue ForumFalling.

Of course, who wouldn't?

Or you can do what Mordhak did and have cybersex with Sprite on IRC after having been banned for a year to get unbanned.

[Xinnro]

Good thing no one around here is douchey enough to know how to read Japanese except for you

How to read Japanese? You misread what I said.

In the link itself (not the gif) there is a racial slur. I'll PM it to you.

[freeze_SD]

lol, what does it say, "I want to fuck these girls"?

Please tell us, you're already gonna get raped for posting it again anyway.

not really racial slur imo...

guess we won't know until someone risks an infraction ^^

[alfaroverall]

Zurm: who are you? And why did you post that rant? These are some of the least moderated forums around by far. Extreme viewpoints are like the cornerstone of OT.

I call troll.

[Xinnro]

Alright

I'll risk the infraction....Please if a mod sees this and deems it inappropriate, just delete it, as no harm was intended and it was type with the purpose of informing other people on the forums


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...y/japgirls.gif The term Jap is used in English as an abbreviation of the word "Japanese." Today it is usually used as an ethnic slur, though English speaking countries differ in the degree they consider the term offensive. I've been suspended for using the word before

[Forsaken]

I have zero points (from what I know)

How do you guys manage that?

[Zurm]

Zurm: who are you? And why did you post that rant? These are some of the least moderated forums around by far. Extreme viewpoints are like the cornerstone of OT.

I call troll.
you caught me :ohno:

[Razli]

I have zero points (from what I know)

How do you guys manage that?

.....SOmetimes I don't know either How I do.

[Jezrith]

Zurm: who are you? And why did you post that rant? These are some of the least moderated forums around by far. Extreme viewpoints are like the cornerstone of OT.

I call troll.

I call W... T... F... ?

[shnedit]

I have zero points (from what I know)

How do you guys manage that?

You wait for them to rack up, then bide your time.

[Killuminati]

I would have said it was because in the link there is technically a racial slur. The word right before girls. I would say it, but would probally get an infraction for doing so.

Though most people don't consider it a racial slur..for some reason, the moderators on this forum do.

Alright

I'll risk the infraction....Please if a mod sees this and deems it inappropriate, just delete it, as no harm was intended and it was type with the purpose of informing other people on the forums


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...y/japgirls.gif The term Jap is used in English as an abbreviation of the word "Japanese." Today it is usually used as an ethnic slur, though English speaking countries differ in the degree they consider the term offensive. I've been suspended for using the word before

Are you fucking serious? An infraction for that? Reminds me of the time I got suspended for saying wut up niggah in a non racist way.

[Xinnro]

Are you fucking serious? An infraction for that? Reminds me of the time I got suspended for saying wut up niggah in a non racist way.

I've gotten an infraction for that as well. It is kind of ridiculous at all of the silly things that offend people.

[Killuminati]

I've gotten an infraction for that as well. It is kind of ridiculous at all of the silly things that offend people.

Yah, once some guy got banned in this CS:S server for calling someone nigeria (Yes, the country) not even joking.

[Viluin]

I got an infraction for posting a link to another Forumfaller's picture once. A picture he uploaded to the intertubes himself. The infraction resulted in a 1-month suspension.

[Xinnro]

I got an infraction for posting a link to another Forumfaller's picture once. A picture he uploaded to the intertubes himself. The infraction resulted in a 1-month suspension.

As did I...

Stop posting r/l pictures if asked not to post them.


^ Got that message.

[Viluin]

As did I...




^ Got that message.

You've been suspended for one month due to harrassing other members. That sort of thing simply isn't tolerated here.

That's what I got. That was in '05 btw.

[Killuminati]

My favorite infractions were ones I got from trolling that *** Clownfoot.

[Biggs]

Lots of life stories in this thread. That's great!