My boyfriend just dumped me

[Mordhak]

omfg i cant believe this is happening, one day everything is all fine and dandy and just now he dumped me with a text message saying he just doesnt love me anymore, HELP ME FORUMFALL whatever do I do now im utterly helpless and i wanna kill myself omg im so sad >_<

[Hitom]

Become a an hero.

[Atnas]

Well, there's always the cancer. Right?

[Abof]

pics or it didn't happen.

[Honorius]

KingHussein?

[Beeblebrox]

Boo Fuckity Hoo!!!

[Razli]

Suicide, Only Option.

[Carl Ragadamn]

KingHussein?

Way to win the thread so early.

[-Havoc-]

A GURL!!!!!!!!!!1 :sly::sly::sly::sly::D;);):p

[Yobaj]

A GURL!!!!!!!!!!1 :sly::sly::sly::sly::D;);):p
I was wondering about that, is it a girl or ****?

[Honorius]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=23932

[stalwart]

i always knew mordhak was a whiney little girl.

[Agge]

He shat you out with a text message?

omg I'm soo witty I kiss yo!

[Mordhak]

pics or it didn't happen.

HAPPY NOW?? (http://i36.tinypic.com/2vj2b8p.jpg)

And I'm a guy you insensitive fucks!

[Largion]

The compassion in this thread stuns me!










Also have sex whit ALL his friends to revenge it!

[samuraivelez]

Ritual suicide while taking his sorry ass out at the same time, Only Option.

Fixed. Insane ex-GF ftw.


And also, wimmenz exist in my interweb cave?

[Mordhak]

Also have sex whit ALL his friends to revenge it!

His friends are dickheads and the only nice guy has aids :S

[Khumash-Gor]

also, cancer.

[Agge]

If you are realy a man then take it like a man...

porn.

[Dark Necron]

...Well...I'm not a girl...I wouldn't know how to respond...don't do drugs, that's for sure. I don't really get the boyfriend/girlfriend thing...I plan to stay single. Yes I just said that.

NO PERVERTED COMMENTS PLEASE

[stalwart]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=23932

damnit, that's in the general discussion forum. i clicked that link, lol'd, then clicked the top line to go up a step. ended up reading a general discussion thread (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/forumdisplay.php?f=9). mother FUCKER that's unforgivable!

edit: i started playing with the thread numbers.

I got #40000 (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=40000), pretty awesome that I randomly picked a thread number and i hit one that i started.

this (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=15251) is the lowest number i could access without a ) getting into the super secret mod forum where they burn threads or b ) getting into the super secret "old school" archive threads.

[Hitom]

His friends are dickheads and the only nice guy has aids :S

Sleep with the nice guy, then with your X, problem solved.

[jonyak]

get over it. move on. sure it sucks but you will meet tons of other guys.

I said this to my brother when his first boyfriend dumped him:

"he may be gay, but he is still a man."

[Mordhak]

get over it. move on. sure it sucks but you will meet tons of other guys.

I said this to my brother when his first boyfriend dumped him:

"he may be gay, but he is still a man."

Can I have your brother's number?

[Largion]

If you are realy a man then take it like a man...

porn.

This was atleast alittle fun.

And im not sure making a thread about you getting dumped and that you are gay is the right way on this forum to make you feel better.

[jonyak]

Can I have your brother's number?

haha... he has been in a long term relationship for a while now.. just bought a condo with the guy.

I got all drunk one night and gave him the big brother talk. it was funny.

"don't hurt my brother or I will fuck you up. and you're a guy so I won't feel bad doing it."

[Hitom]

And im not sure making a thread about you getting dumped and that you are gay is the right way on this forum to make you feel better.

You're not sure!? What could possibly go wrong! :lmao:

[shnedit]

So, you put your willy inside men's bumholes?

[Mr.Boo!]

Mr.Boo can feel you're pain. I would like to help you out, but I once tried to help someone with the same problem as you...and everything ended up pretty bad. This time I won't do the same mistake so please cry me a fucking river and I hope it hurt!

Boo!

[Mordhak]

So, you put your willy inside men's bumholes?

I'm more of a taker actually

[Hitom]

So, you put your willy inside men's bumholes?

Does it make you uncomfortable?

[Dark Necron]

INFORMATION OVERLOAD o.O

[Mr.Boo!]

Does it make you uncomfortable?

Wanna try?

Boo!

[Ultimo]

Does it make you uncomfortable?

Only when it happens to me. Like ya know, those times you are using public transportation and a hobo tries to touch you innappropriately, and you're all like, "Hay derr, git dat finger out".

Yeah, that sucks.

[Hitom]

Wanna try?

Boo!

Been there done that?

[Mordhak]

Been there done that?

Check your PM ;)

[Aragon]

So, you put your willy inside men's bumholes?

Yeah i think he does. Good for him id say.

[Largion]

A thread like this always singel out the kids and ignorant. ;)

[Mordhak]

A thread like this always singel out the kids and ignorant. ;)

And the gullible.

[Fro]

omfg i cant believe this is happening, one day everything is all fine and dandy and just now he dumped me with a text message saying he just doesnt love me anymore, HELP ME FORUMFALL whatever do I do now im utterly helpless and i wanna kill myself omg im so sad >_<

Xinnros BS is more believable besides we all no your piano is the only love in your life.

[Honorius]

I have to say, you people need to look at who's posting before you respond.

[Largion]

=(

[Mordhak]

Xinnros BS is more believable besides we all no your piano is the only love in your life.

Smart kid

[Spinewire]

omfg i cant believe this is happening, one day everything is all fine and dandy and just now he dumped me with a text message saying he just doesnt love me anymore, HELP ME FORUMFALL whatever do I do now im utterly helpless and i wanna kill myself omg im so sad >_<
i'll go out with you.... and by "go out" i mean come round now and again demanding sex

[Viluin]

I am fapping to this thread to show my compassion.

[Mordhak]

i'll go out with you.... and by "go out" i mean come round now and again demanding sex

You know just what to say to get me all worked up Spinewire.

[Ultimo]

i'll go out with you.... and by "go out" i mean come round now and again demanding sex

You sure do have a way with talkin. Mordhak is a lucky man-bitch!

[Spinewire]

I am fapping to this thread to show my compassion.
you wern't banned very long :(

[Killuminati]

...Well...I'm not a girl...I wouldn't know how to respond...don't do drugs, that's for sure. I don't really get the boyfriend/girlfriend thing...I plan to stay single. Yes I just said that.

NO PERVERTED COMMENTS PLEASE

You'll get blisters from all the angry fapping. Also Mordhak don't stoop so low with these KingHussein/Xinnro type troll threads. Although its funny to see the dumbasses congregate in every one of those.

[Viluin]

you wern't banned very long :(

3 days. For talking about democracy.

[Spinewire]

You know just what to say to get me all worked up Spinewire.
we are not on first name terms yet.... i'll see you in a week or two

[Mordhak]

You'll get blisters from all the angry fapping. Also Mordhak don't stoop so low with these KingHussein/Xinnro type troll threads. Although its funny to see the dumbasses congregate in every one of those.

Don't blow my cover just yet there's still people biting.



Also I got several PM's by people telling me to lighten up and not take it personal and that you're all a bunch of angry computer nerds who don't know what a clit is.

[Ultimo]

Don't blow my cover just yet there's still people biting.



Also I got several PM's by people telling me to lighten up and not take it personal and that you're all a bunch of angry computer nerds who don't know what a clit is.

Ahh, but you see, if your story were true neither would you know what one is (at least not personally).

[Spinewire]

Don't blow my cover just yet there's still people biting.



Also I got several PM's by people telling me to lighten up and not take it personal and that you're all a bunch of angry computer nerds who don't know what a clit is.
Ahhhh reminds me of my breif spell as one of the vagina equiped

[Honorius]

You know, I hear all this talk about OT being smarter than the other sections. This thread sure doesn't show it.

[Snowie]

omfg i cant believe this is happening, one day everything is all fine and dandy and just now he dumped me with a text message saying he just doesnt love me anymore, HELP ME FORUMFALL whatever do I do now im utterly helpless and i wanna kill myself omg im so sad >_<

Tell him you got AIDS from me.

[jonyak]

Also I got several PM's by people telling me to lighten up and not take it personal and that you're all a bunch of angry computer nerds who don't know what a clit is.

haha... thats great.

[Carl Ragadamn]

haha... thats great.

Its about par for the course for these type of threads.

[Spinewire]

You know, I hear all this talk about OT being smarter than the other sections. This thread sure doesn't show it.
fuck off back to GD untill such a time that you can appreciate the pure genius of this thread.....

Oh no wait, its just as bad here you're right.

[Honorius]

fuck off back to GD untill such a time that you can appreciate the pure genius of this thread.....

Oh no wait, its just as bad here you're right.

The OP was brilliant, just some of the people after him....

[Agge]

I'm a banana!

[jonyak]

I'm a mango!

[Mordhak]

Please don't derail guys I'm in great pain here

[Ultimo]

I'm a plantain :(

[Snowie]

Please don't derail guys I'm in great pain here

Tell him you got sex-change and he slept with a woman. That should disgust him enough! Also, cancer.

[Spinewire]

i'm a legume (guess which)

[Beeblebrox]

Gesundheit!

[jonyak]

Please don't derail guys I'm in great pain here

speaking of railing....


you just need to go out and get railed by someone with a 12 inch cock. although that might put you in a different kind of pain.

[Nefastus]

Snowie, you dirty fucking polak.

[Spinewire]

speaking of railing....


you just need to go out and get railed by someone with a 12 inch cock.
you sir are the height of just too muchery

[Mordhak]

speaking of railing....


you just need to go out and get railed by someone with a 12 inch cock.

speaking of 12 inch cocks

Do you qualify?

[jonyak]

speaking of 12 inch cocks

Do you qualify?

I could give you 12 inches of cock 2 inches at a time.:cool:

[Fro]

...Well...I'm not a girl...I wouldn't know how to respond...don't do drugs, that's for sure. I don't really get the boyfriend/girlfriend thing...I plan to stay single. Yes I just said that.

NO PERVERTED COMMENTS PLEASE

...

[Mordhak]

I could give you 12 inches of cock 2 inches at a time.:cool:

So not only do you have a tiny 5cm penis, you also only last 6 thrusts?

[Snowie]

Snowie, you dirty fucking polak.

What is it, darling? I won't leave you, don't worry!

[Beeblebrox]

I wish I were a lesbian.

[Snowie]

I wish I were a lesbian.

You are aware of the fact that this would mean you would lack a penis and everything associated with it?

[Beeblebrox]

You are aware of the fact that this would mean you would lack a penis and everything associated with it?

But I could have a girls body anywere I went!

[Killuminati]

Yah, you could play with your own boobies and finger yourself. That would be fucking paradise.

[samuraivelez]

I could give you 12 inches of cock 2 inches at a time.:cool:

sig'd this thread turned out better than i expected.
btw Mordhak I don't know any [openly] gay people so could I ask you questions or should I refrain from damaging you further?

[Mordhak]

sig'd this thread turned out better than i expected.
btw Mordhak I don't know any [openly] gay people so could I ask you questions or should I refrain from damaging you further?

Sure hon go ahead :)

[jonyak]

So not only do you have a tiny 5cm penis, you also only last 6 thrusts?

haha yep.:D

[Fro]

sig'd this thread turned out better than i expected.
btw Mordhak I don't know any [openly] gay people so could I ask you questions or should I refrain from damaging you further?

Theres always Xinnro...

[samuraivelez]

Well for starters, you've already said you enjoy taking. Do you ever wish you had female parts instead of male?

[Nefastus]

What is it, darling? I won't leave you, don't worry!

Co kurwa?!

Good!

[Fro]

Well for starters, you've already said you enjoy taking. Do you ever wish you had female parts instead of male?

/whisper: hes just trolling, he's not realy gay.

[Mordhak]

Well for starters, you've already said you enjoy taking. Do you ever wish you had female parts instead of male?

Ew no, girls have cooties

[Galadourn]

Brannoc had said something once...about Forumfall being the right place for solving ambiguous teenage problems or whatever...

[Hitom]

/whisper: hes just trolling, he's not realy gay.

/yell: stop roleplaying yourself into it, come out the closet allready.

[Spinewire]

Well for starters, you've already said you enjoy taking. Do you ever wish you had female parts instead of male?
/whisper: i am hungry for shit

[samuraivelez]

/whisper: hes just trolling, he's not realy gay.

That barely matters to me at this point. I'm just hoping someone will say something sigworthy again.

[jonyak]

:-(

[Mordhak]

Nice. Nearly 100 replies in just an hour. This forum is epic.

[Spinewire]

Why was my rape baby thread locked with no reason as to why?


so gay....

[Killuminati]

Why was my rape baby thread locked with no reason as to why?


so gay....

I wonder why :ninja:

[shnedit]

Nice. Nearly 100 replies in just an hour. This forum is epic.

Any topic with gayness in gets spammed. I think forumfall needs to come out of the closet.

[Llyr]

HAPPY NOW?? (http://i36.tinypic.com/2vj2b8p.jpg)

And I'm a guy you insensitive fucks!

Graspop ftw! Fun festival that was.

[Spinewire]

I wonder why :ninja:
brannocs a rape baby?

[Mordhak]

Graspop ftw! Fun festival that was.

Oh you were there too? I met quite a few brits there. I probably even met you without realising.

BTW Arch Enemy was the SHIT.

[Viluin]

brannocs a rape baby?

It's because they knew I would report it for "discussing violent and illegal things" after a few beers.

[Paralda]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpg

[Spinewire]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpg
epic

[Carl Ragadamn]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpg

A proud moment in forumfall history. Also one of the few Surly posts with less than 23,239,847,329,874,392,874 words.

[Mordhak]

epic

Epic indeed. Shame my thread hasn't yet been graced with likewise epicness.

[samuraivelez]

Epic indeed. Shame my thread hasn't yet been graced with likewise epicness.

Boo Fuckity Hoo!!!
We've been trying at least.

[EAZYmfE]

How can you not know who Mordhak is?

[Snowie]

Mordhak, it just came to my mind that I could be your new boyfriend. Since we both share the same AIDS it would be no problem for us to get together at all. Do you fancy?

[Xinnro]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Well Mordhak, Surly has been being really selfish lately, and doesn't go out of his way to satisfy me sexually as he used to. So I've been looking for a new boy toy if you are interested.

I'm 6'4, 195 lbs...mixed skin with black hair and brown eyes, pretty athletic build. I don't mind being on top or on bottom..but do like to switch it up every now and then.

If you are interested, email me at nevermore1988@gmail.com and we can talk online or cam or something. <3

[Mordhak]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Well Mordhak, Surly has been being really selfish lately, and doesn't go out of his way to satisfy me sexually as he used to. So I've been looking for a new boy toy if you are interested.

I'm 6'4, 195 lbs...mixed skin with black hair and brown eyes, pretty athletic build. I don't mind being on top or on bottom..but do like to switch it up every now and then.

If you are interested, email me at nevermore1988@gmail.com and we can talk online or cam or something. <3

Sure gorgeous I'll hit you up <3

Sorry Snowie I'm more into exotic men