My Son's Greatest Hits

[Airius Droc]

Story #1: (Age 2, almost 3)

My son is sitting at the dinner table goofing off. He refuses to eat, won't sit still, and is annoying everyone else.

I tell him that he needs to calm down, sit in his seat and eat dinner.

He asks, "why?"

To which I reply "Because one, you're bothering everyone else. Two, you need to sit down and eat dinner and be quiet. And..."

He cuts me off and says "And three, because you're an idiot."

My wife (his mother in all of these stories) was so mad, but I thought it was funny. I laughed so hard. I mean, on the one hand, it was unexpected. But on the other hand, he's only 3 years old! It took me much longer to realize my Dad was an idiot. :)

Story #2: (Age 3)

My wife and I are getting all the kids ready to go to their grandmother's. My two daughters are ready, but my son is fucking around - throwing a fit, saying he doesn't want to go, throwing clothes around, and refusing to put his clothes on.

My wife is yelling at him, she's at her wits end. My son, has all his clothes on now, but he's thrown his shirt on the floor and is now telling his mom that he doesn't know where his shirt is. He's literally walking on it while he's saying "I don't know where my shirt is!"

She's had it. She grabs him and says something like "you need to get yours clothes on now and straighten up or we're going to (fill in threat here)". Whatever she said, it worked, and my son calms down, looks up at her and says "Thanks for finding my shirt mom" as if she'd just magically teleported it into his hands from another universe.

Story #3: (Age 4)

My wife has all three kids outside playing in the front yard. My son gets bored and decides he wants to go inside and watch TV. My wife tells him he has to stay outside. He freaks out, and runs inside the house. He locks her out.

She spends the next 15 minutes banging on the door as my son decides to go upstairs and do whatever. Just when she's ready to break the door down, he calmly walks down the stairs and peaks out over the window on the door. He looks at his mom and curiously asks, "Who is it?"

He unlocks the door and she brings our daughters into the house.

When I get home that night, I notice that our document safe is out and the keys are next to it. It turns out that when he went up stairs he decided it would be a good idea to look at our mortgage and insurance papers.

So the next day I ask him what he was doing upstairs while his mother was locked out of the house. He said that he was too small to reach the remote control so he went up stairs and watched TV in our room. But there were only "old man shows" on that tv so he wanted to find another remote. He figured there'd be a remote in the safe, so he found the keys and tried to open it.

To be continued...

[Kietharr]

Kid obviously needs to be taught how to use a gun, be introduced to the power of Christ and be hit more often, in that order.

[Nefastus]

Story #1: (Age 2, almost 3)

My son is sitting at the dinner table goofing off. He refuses to eat, won't sit still, and is annoying everyone else.

I tell him that he needs to calm down, sit in his seat and eat dinner.

He asks, "why?"

To which I reply "Because one, you're bothering everyone else. Two, you need to sit down and eat dinner and be quiet. And..."

He cuts me off and says "And three, because you're an idiot."

My wife (his mother in all of these stories) was so mad, but I thought it was funny. I laughed so hard. I mean, on the one hand, it was unexpected. But on the other hand, he's only 3 years old! It took me much longer to realize my Dad was an idiot. :)

Story #2: (Age 3)

My wife and I are getting all the kids ready to go to their grandmother's. My two daughters are ready, but my son is fucking around - throwing a fit, saying he doesn't want to go, throwing clothes around, and refusing to put his clothes on.

My wife is yelling at him, she's at her wits end. My son, has all his clothes on now, but he's thrown his shirt on the floor and is now telling his mom that he doesn't know where his shirt is. He's literally walking on it while he's saying "I don't know where my shirt is!"

She's had it. She grabs him and says something like "you need to get yours clothes on now and straighten up or we're going to (fill in threat here)". Whatever she said, it worked, and my son calms down, looks up at her and says "Thanks for finding my shirt mom" as if she'd just magically teleported it into his hands from another universe.

Story #3: (Age 4)

My wife has all three kids outside playing in the front yard. My son gets bored and decides he wants to go inside and watch TV. My wife tells him he has to stay outside. He freaks out, and runs inside the house. He locks her out.

She spends the next 15 minutes banging on the door as my son decides to go upstairs and do whatever. Just when she's ready to break the door down, he calmly walks down the stairs and peaks out over the window on the door. He looks at his mom and curiously asks, "Who is it?"

He unlocks the door and she brings our daughters into the house.

When I get home that night, I notice that our document safe is out and the keys are next to it. It turns out that when he went up stairs he decided it would be a good idea to look at our mortgage and insurance papers.

So the next day I ask him what he was doing upstairs while his mother was locked out of the house. He said that he was too small to reach the remote control so he went up stairs and watched TV in our room. But there were only "old man shows" on that tv so he wanted to find another remote. He figured there'd be a remote in the safe, so he found the keys and tried to open it.

To be continued...

Wait, something is wrong here. I thought I logged onto Forumfall, not some Live Journal or some other Blog shit... I don't even access any of such websites. What's going on here? I'm confused.

[Incanam]

Fascinating.

[Forsaken]

Wait, something is wrong here. I thought I logged onto Forumfall, not some Live Journal or some other Blog shit... I don't even access any of such websites. What's going on here? I'm confused.


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[GFH_Spike]

You have a worthy heir to your Forumfall account. I anxiously await Airius Droc II. He should assassinate his father to speed up the succession.

[Lord Caim]

Average kid stuff. Growing up in the more rural farm areas I remember there being a big difference as opposed to the city and outskirts. I guess people are just raised differently in different areas.

[Airius Droc]

You have a worthy heir to your Forumfall account. I anxiously await Airius Droc II. He should assassinate his father to speed up the succession.

:) I can't wait to play online games with him.

[Airius Droc]

Wait, something is wrong here. I thought I logged onto Forumfall, not some Live Journal or some other Blog shit... I don't even access any of such websites. What's going on here? I'm confused.

I'm proud of my son, that's what's going on.

Btw, what's the purpose of forumfall?

[Nefastus]

I'm proud of my son, that's what's going on.

Btw, what's the purpose of forumfall?

To discuss and share cake recipes?

[Airius Droc]

To discuss and share cake recipes?

Awesome.

[GFH_Spike]

To discuss and share cake recipes?

Oh god, I had this super wine cooler last night, it was so fruity and delicious. I still feel bubbly! Let's have a tupperware party!

[Airius Droc]

Oh god, I had this super wine cooler last night, it was so fruity and delicious. I still feel bubbly! Let's have a tupperware party!

I think Ron Paul supporters should sell tupperware to keep the revolution going. :)

[Nefastus]

I think Ron Paul supporters should sell tupperware to keep the revolution going. :)

How dare you say such thing?! You are now promoting free trade, capitalism and gap between the rich and the poor? What would uncle Marx say about this? You are not the same Airius as we knew!

[Teth]

Wait, something is wrong here. I thought I logged onto Forumfall, not some Live Journal or some other Blog shit... I don't even access any of such websites. What's going on here? I'm confused.
I blame Xinnro.

Fuck Xinnro.

[Beeblebrox]

I'm jealous. I only have a cat. And she never does anything awesome.

[GFH_Spike]

I think Ron Paul supporters should sell tupperware to keep the revolution going. :)

What about Obama supporters?

[Nefastus]

What about Obama supporters?

Their revolution is driven by CHANGE. You can see his revolutionists on every subway station and behind every fast food joint. You won't miss them, their banners have a clear message, they need CHANGE. The CHANGE he wants to bring to their guitar coffins and shoe boxes. You don't need to educate yourself, work and be productive when you have CHANGE. CHANGE out of the pockets of those who do actually work to be finacially independent, and then on top of that are forced to provide CHANGE to those others.

[surGeonFFS]

Story #1: (Age 2, almost 3)

My son is sitting at the dinner table goofing off. He refuses to eat, won't sit still, and is annoying everyone else.

I tell him that he needs to calm down, sit in his seat and eat dinner.

He asks, "why?"

To which I reply "Because one, you're bothering everyone else. Two, you need to sit down and eat dinner and be quiet. And..."

He cuts me off and says "And three, because you're an idiot."

My wife (his mother in all of these stories) was so mad, but I thought it was funny. I laughed so hard. I mean, on the one hand, it was unexpected. But on the other hand, he's only 3 years old! It took me much longer to realize my Dad was an idiot. :)

Story #2: (Age 3)

My wife and I are getting all the kids ready to go to their grandmother's. My two daughters are ready, but my son is fucking around - throwing a fit, saying he doesn't want to go, throwing clothes around, and refusing to put his clothes on.

My wife is yelling at him, she's at her wits end. My son, has all his clothes on now, but he's thrown his shirt on the floor and is now telling his mom that he doesn't know where his shirt is. He's literally walking on it while he's saying "I don't know where my shirt is!"

She's had it. She grabs him and says something like "you need to get yours clothes on now and straighten up or we're going to (fill in threat here)". Whatever she said, it worked, and my son calms down, looks up at her and says "Thanks for finding my shirt mom" as if she'd just magically teleported it into his hands from another universe.

Story #3: (Age 4)

My wife has all three kids outside playing in the front yard. My son gets bored and decides he wants to go inside and watch TV. My wife tells him he has to stay outside. He freaks out, and runs inside the house. He locks her out.

She spends the next 15 minutes banging on the door as my son decides to go upstairs and do whatever. Just when she's ready to break the door down, he calmly walks down the stairs and peaks out over the window on the door. He looks at his mom and curiously asks, "Who is it?"

He unlocks the door and she brings our daughters into the house.

When I get home that night, I notice that our document safe is out and the keys are next to it. It turns out that when he went up stairs he decided it would be a good idea to look at our mortgage and insurance papers.

So the next day I ask him what he was doing upstairs while his mother was locked out of the house. He said that he was too small to reach the remote control so he went up stairs and watched TV in our room. But there were only "old man shows" on that tv so he wanted to find another remote. He figured there'd be a remote in the safe, so he found the keys and tried to open it.

To be continued...

Have you had him checked for genetic anomalies?

I'm jealous. I only have a cat. And she never does anything awesome.

She's being a cat, what more could you possibly want?

[Stormsblade]

If I have a son, I hope hes as intelligent as yours.

But knowing his father, he will probably end up drinking a tub of turpentine and dieing. (I did that when I was two. Without the dieing part. I got my stomache pumped.)

[Airius Droc]

How dare you say such thing?! You are now promoting free trade, capitalism and gap between the rich and the poor? What would uncle Marx say about this? You are not the same Airius as we knew!

I just find Ron Paul to be a funny guy that could sell tupperware while promoting his odd brand of government.

[Airius Droc]

Have you had him checked for genetic anomalies?

No, but my wife often calls him my "demon spawn."

[Surly]

I just find Ron Paul to be a funny guy that could sell tupperware while promoting his odd brand of government.
lol, given how opinionated you are and how recalcitrant your son is I'm going to laugh when he turns 20 and becomes a Republican.

[Airius Droc]

If I have a son, I hope hes as intelligent as yours.

But knowing his father, he will probably end up drinking a tub of turpentine and dieing. (I did that when I was two. Without the dieing part. I got my stomache pumped.)

Yeah actually this is one of my constant fears - that one of my kids will get into something they're not supposed to and really hurt themselves.

I don't know why but I never had an urge to do this as a child. I'd like to know why that was and duplicate it to protect my children but I haven't figured it out.

[surGeonFFS]

No, but my wife often calls him my "demon spawn."

You realize you're gonna have to kill it before it reaches maturity?

[Airius Droc]

lol, given how opinionated you are and how recalcitrant your son is I'm going to laugh when he turns 20 and becomes a Republican.

lol - I've thought of this before, and if that's what he decides to do then that's what he decides to do.

Right now my kids think that every black man is Barrack Obama and every Older White Woman in a suit is Hillary Clinton. All of my tv shows are "old man shows" and "Meet the Press" is "a stupid idiot show - put on cartoons." :)

[Airius Droc]

You realize you're gonna have to kill it before it reaches maturity?

Too late, I've already named it. :)

[GFH_Spike]

Yeah actually this is one of my constant fears - that one of my kids will get into something they're not supposed to and really hurt themselves.

I don't know why but I never had an urge to do this as a child. I'd like to know why that was and duplicate it to protect my children but I haven't figured it out.

You seem like a caring father, just don't fill his head with political or religious dogma. :(

[Airius Droc]

You seem like a caring father, just don't fill his head with political or religious dogma. :(

He'll get neither from me.

[GFH_Spike]

He'll get neither from me.

The Founders are watching you closely, as are Ron Paul and laser beam Hitler.

[Airius Droc]

The Founders are watching you closely, as are Ron Paul and laser beam Hitler.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny. Is laser beam hitler kind of like Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer?

[Eclipso]

I blame video games.

[surGeonFFS]

Too late, I've already named it. :)

You can change it's name but you can never change what it is. He'll learn to smile and act innocent whenever you're around and you will think he's changed. One day, as those close to you will start dying, you'll think back to this post but you'll only feel ashamed, because you will know he's changed, but he won't have changed and he'll unleash a darkness upon this world that will last eternities. As the last light in this world subsides, your mind will again stumble upon my warning and you will know that I was right, before your loving son embraces you one everlasting final time.

[Airius Droc]

You can change it's name but you can never change what it is. He'll learn to smile and act innocent whenever you're around and you will think he's changed. One day, as those close to you will start dying, you'll think back to this post but you'll only feel ashamed, because you will know he's changed, but he won't have changed and he'll unleash a darkness upon this world that will last eternities. As the last light in this world subsides, your mind will again stumble upon my warning and you will know that I was right, before your loving son embraces you one everlasting final time.

Will he have magic?

[Killuminati]

Your kids need discipline, Arius.

[surGeonFFS]

Will he have magic?

He'll have fireball level 3 spell and over 9000 mana.

[Airius Droc]

Your kids need discipline, Arius.

With that, a story about my daughter.

Story 1: (Age 3)

I come home from work and my wife says "you'll never guess what your daughter did today." Of course, I couldn't guess...

My wife explains that my daughter (my son's twin), had snuck a pencil into her room at nap time, and she proceeded to draw all over the walls in her room.

So I went upstairs to her room and looked at her walls. I then asked my daughter why she did that. She pointed to the largest group of scribbles - a large egg shaped marking with little lines sticking out of it. Next to that was a little egg. She says to me, "That's you daddy, and that's me and we're holding hands."

From that point on I just let them draw on their walls in their room.

Fuck discipline. :)

The twins start pre-school in 3 months. The smart money is on them being sent home on the first day.

[Airius Droc]

He'll have fireball level 3 spell and over 9000 mana.

Ugh. "Mana"

He needs a better magic system. AD&D 2nd Edition.

[kiwiandmango]

With that, a story about my daughter.

Story 1: (Age 3)

I come home from work and my wife says "you'll never guess what your daughter did today." Of course, I couldn't guess...

My wife explains that my daughter (my son's twin), had snuck a pencil into her room at nap time, and she proceeded to draw all over the walls in her room.

So I went upstairs to her room and looked at her walls. I then asked my daughter why she did that. She pointed to the largest group of scribbles - a large egg shaped marking with little lines sticking out of it. Next to that was a little egg. She says to me, "That's you daddy, and that's me and we're holding hands."

From that point on I just let them draw on their walls in their room.

Fuck discipline. :)

The twins start pre-school in 3 months. The smart money is on them being sent home on the first day.

You have twins!!! Supposedly I'm supposed to have a good chance of having triplets or twins....but I think I'd rather have my children one at a time..I don't think I could handle labor with more than one child. Still...having twins would be wonderful be great IMO. How was your wife when she was pregnant with them?

[Gloomrender]

I hate kids.

[Fro]

Story #1: (Age 2, almost 3)

My son is sitting at the dinner table goofing off. He refuses to eat, won't sit still, and is annoying everyone else.

I tell him that he needs to calm down, sit in his seat and eat dinner.

He asks, "why?"

To which I reply "Because one, you're bothering everyone else. Two, you need to sit down and eat dinner and be quiet. And..."

He cuts me off and says "And three, because you're an idiot."

My wife (his mother in all of these stories) was so mad, but I thought it was funny. I laughed so hard. I mean, on the one hand, it was unexpected. But on the other hand, he's only 3 years old! It took me much longer to realize my Dad was an idiot. :)

Story #2: (Age 3)

My wife and I are getting all the kids ready to go to their grandmother's. My two daughters are ready, but my son is fucking around - throwing a fit, saying he doesn't want to go, throwing clothes around, and refusing to put his clothes on.

My wife is yelling at him, she's at her wits end. My son, has all his clothes on now, but he's thrown his shirt on the floor and is now telling his mom that he doesn't know where his shirt is. He's literally walking on it while he's saying "I don't know where my shirt is!"

She's had it. She grabs him and says something like "you need to get yours clothes on now and straighten up or we're going to (fill in threat here)". Whatever she said, it worked, and my son calms down, looks up at her and says "Thanks for finding my shirt mom" as if she'd just magically teleported it into his hands from another universe.

Story #3: (Age 4)

My wife has all three kids outside playing in the front yard. My son gets bored and decides he wants to go inside and watch TV. My wife tells him he has to stay outside. He freaks out, and runs inside the house. He locks her out.

She spends the next 15 minutes banging on the door as my son decides to go upstairs and do whatever. Just when she's ready to break the door down, he calmly walks down the stairs and peaks out over the window on the door. He looks at his mom and curiously asks, "Who is it?"

He unlocks the door and she brings our daughters into the house.

When I get home that night, I notice that our document safe is out and the keys are next to it. It turns out that when he went up stairs he decided it would be a good idea to look at our mortgage and insurance papers.

So the next day I ask him what he was doing upstairs while his mother was locked out of the house. He said that he was too small to reach the remote control so he went up stairs and watched TV in our room. But there were only "old man shows" on that tv so he wanted to find another remote. He figured there'd be a remote in the safe, so he found the keys and tried to open it.

To be continued...

Why the fuck are you sharing this with us? I dont care about your son, infact i pretty much despise every child under the age of 10 so please keep this kind of shit for your blog or something.

[Lethn]

lol Airius your sons a lot smarter than he seems :p he's going to do well in the world if he can outwit and fight you both at every turn especially at such a young age :D

[Nexus]

I blame Xinnro.

Fuck Xinnro.

I thought blubies were supposed to be all loving?

Like some sort of deity?

Oh, and sorry about the shit heads on this thread. I thought it was a funny read.

[Baenor]

I can feel your pride.

Unfortunately, I'm torn between two worlds.

I would feel equally as proud as you are given those circumstances, but I can only imagine how shitty it would be having a kid that is that much of an ass. Sure, hes sounds like a fast learner and a really smart kid, but being locked out of the house and having your safe raided would probably imbalance that feeling of pride for me.

[IcePillow]

Hm! nicenice

[Airius Droc]

How was your wife when she was pregnant with them?

She had to go on bed rest for 3 months. But she ended up going full term.

I love the twins, and there are definite bonuses to having two. But I wouldn't recommend it for the simple reason that you get less time to bond with them. Every time you're playing with one, the other one wants to play. Every time you go to the store, they both want to go, etc...It wears on you. Plus it's twice the financial burden.

[Airius Droc]

Why the fuck are you sharing this with us? I dont care about your son, infact i pretty much despise every child under the age of 10 so please keep this kind of shit for your blog or something.

I don't care about you, or your comments, so we're even. :)

[Uzik]

The thread about the guy with the bitch ass, emo son was much better.


Anyways, so when did you teach your children the benefits of socialism under Grand Marshall Obama?

[Killuminati]

With that, a story about my daughter.

Story 1: (Age 3)

I come home from work and my wife says "you'll never guess what your daughter did today." Of course, I couldn't guess...

My wife explains that my daughter (my son's twin), had snuck a pencil into her room at nap time, and she proceeded to draw all over the walls in her room.

So I went upstairs to her room and looked at her walls. I then asked my daughter why she did that. She pointed to the largest group of scribbles - a large egg shaped marking with little lines sticking out of it. Next to that was a little egg. She says to me, "That's you daddy, and that's me and we're holding hands."

From that point on I just let them draw on their walls in their room.

Fuck discipline. :)

The twins start pre-school in 3 months. The smart money is on them being sent home on the first day.

You should have strangled her. :eek:

[Mordhak]

Your son treats you like a doormat and you're proud of him? My dad beat the living shit out of me when I disobeyed him. And I still think he went soft on me. Your kid will grow up to a whiny spoiled brat who always expects things to go his way.

[Airius Droc]

I can feel your pride.

Unfortunately, I'm torn between two worlds.

I would feel equally as proud as you are given those circumstances, but I can only imagine how shitty it would be having a kid that is that much of an ass. Sure, hes sounds like a fast learner and a really smart kid, but being locked out of the house and having your safe raided would probably imbalance that feeling of pride for me.

I never find myself with less pride for my kids. Only varying degrees of pride for myself. I mean, he's 4 years old...he only knows what I taught him to know.

He throws fits similar to how I throw fits. He's ornery like me. He's not me of course, it's more like he's him trying to be more like me. So my point is that I blame myself for his actions that result in imperfect results. Which is convenient because so does my wife. :)

[Hitom]

Isnt 4 years a bit to early to be starting with the bong?

[Airius Droc]

The thread about the guy with the bitch ass, emo son was much better.


Anyways, so when did you teach your children the benefits of socialism under Grand Marshall Obama?

Right now I'm just happy he knows all the lyrics to the Notre Dame Fight Song. He also knows the song We are the Champions by Queen. For some reasons my wife likes to play that to sing with the kids. Within a week he changed the lyrics on his own to "We are the poopers. We are the poopers...of the pants!"

[Hitom]

Right now I'm just happy he knows all the lyrics to the Notre Dame Fight Song. He also knows the song We are the Champions by Queen. For some reasons my wife likes to play that to sing with the kids. Within a week he changed the lyrics on his own to "We are the poopers. We are the poopers...of the pants!"

So you're happy hes growing up to become a bullshit consumerist?

[Airius Droc]

Your son treats you like a doormat and you're proud of him? My dad beat the living shit out of me when I disobeyed him. And I still think he went soft on me. Your kid will grow up to a whiny spoiled brat who always expects things to go his way.

My Dad beat the shit out of me too. He's an asshole that overreacted to life, and I was more scared of him than I respected him.

My son will hopefully grow up to have compassion for people. But not this day! Right now he's sitting at my feet playing transformers and making the stinkiest farts ever. Then all on his own he says, "How do I do it? I use my toot machine!" I told him to go sit by his mom. heh

[Airius Droc]

So you're happy hes growing up to become a bullshit consumerist?

I'm happy he's happy.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

That isnt average kid stuff.

Thats getting beeeotch slapped by your children. You're going to pay dearly for that when your kid is 15.

[Airius Droc]

That isnt average kid stuff.

Thats getting beeeotch slapped by your children. You're going to pay dearly for that when your kid is 15.

We'll see. I disagree with you - but what's new?

[Mordhak]

My Dad beat the shit out of me too. He's an asshole that overreacted to life, and I was more scared of him than I respected him.

My son will hopefully grow up to have compassion for people.

That's because either he overdid it or didn't do it right. My dad is about the only person I really respect.

And sorry to say but compassion will get you nowhere in the world. No matter how much of a saint you are, there will always be plenty of dickheads around to take advantage of you. Better to be at least somewhat of a dickhead yourself and get somewhere, imo.

[Uzik]

My Dad beat the shit out of me too. He's an asshole that overreacted to life, and I was more scared of him than I respected him.

My son will hopefully grow up to have compassion for people. But not this day! Right now he's sitting at my feet playing transformers and making the stinkiest farts ever. Then all on his own he says, "How do I do it? I use my toot machine!" I told him to go sit by his mom. heh

I always felt like good parenting was finding the right combination of physical and mental abuse.

My parents would never "beat" me, but I would get a smack if I really screwed up. And my dad would constantly criticize and make sarcastic comments etc., although he'd never actually be truly mean. And what has that done? It has allows me to take criticism really well now, and not cry and /wrist whenever anyone shits on me.

I've seen too many of my friends who were "buddy buddy" with their parents not accomplish anything later in life.

So next time your kid gets a booboo and starts crying say, "Does your face hurt too? Cuz it's killin me!", and then laugh in his face. And call him "Sissyboy" or something when he throws a fit. Or ask him if he forgot his skirt and handbag or something.


If kids don't develop a tough skin at a young age, they will be pussies later on.

[Ultimo]

The Notre Dame fight song? Are you serious? Have you ever been to Notre Dame? I'll tell you one thing, I grew up in a town next to South Bend, and the fans are pompous little assholes that have a bigger elitist "I art holier than thou" attitude than most of ForumFall combined.

I am a Husker fan, and I remember when Nebraska stomped Notre Dame 2 years in a row. Even then, the day after Nebraska would win, I would have Notre Dame fans walk up to ME and start telling me that Notre Dame was so great and Nebraska couldn't beat Notre Dame if their life depended on it. All I could sit there and think is, "WTF??"

[Airius Droc]

If kids don't develop a tough skin at a young age, they will be pussies later on.

None of my kids cry when they fall down or get hurt - unless they're in real pain and bleeding.

I'm sure many of you think your parents did what they had to do...I'm sure my kids will think the same thing. I'm not looking for parenting advice on here, but thanks for the reply.

[Airius Droc]

The Notre Dame fight song? Are you serious? Have you ever been to Notre Dame? I'll tell you one thing, I grew up in a town next to South Bend, and the fans are pompous little assholes that have a bigger elitist "I art holier than thou" attitude than most of ForumFall combined.

I've been to Notre Dame several times. I'll tell you that I found their fans to be very knowledgeable about the game.

I am a Husker fan, and I remember when Nebraska stomped Notre Dame 2 years in a row. Even then, the day after Nebraska would win, I would have Notre Dame fans walk up to ME and start telling me that Notre Dame was so great and Nebraska couldn't beat Notre Dame if their life depended on it. All I could sit there and think is, "WTF??"

News flash, all "fans" are like that. I live in Ohio...do you think that OSU fans are any less obnoxious? In my personal opinion they're the worst fans I've ever seen. They know nothing of their own history let alone the national history of other teams.

The truth is...Notre Dame is a media darling, they get credit for things they shouldn't get credit for (like just being Notre Dame), and not enough for things they should (like graduation rate). But in comparison to most other schools, they're pretty classy. They're not perfect, and they're often hyped up unnessasarily. For example, Jerry Faust said they'd win 9 or 10 games this year...wtf is he smoking?

It's like that every year with them. But they're still something special. They're still "college football." Deal with it.

So back to my son...He's about 2 and we're taking the twins to the doctor for a routine check up. The doctor says that everything looks fine but when my son gets into school "they're going to say he has a speech impediment."

I instantly respond, "a speech impediment? This kid can sing the entire Notre Dame Fight Song!" To which the doctor gets wide eyed, opens up the door to his office and yells down the hall "Nurse, call an ambulance, his kid's in real trouble!" :) He was a graduate of Ohio State.

[Nicolie]

Kid obviously needs to be taught how to use a gun, be introduced to the power of Christ and be hit more often, in that order.

Ya whatever, that might be fine if you are raising a redneck kid.

[Fro]

I don't care about you, or your comments, so we're even. :)

Dont be like that... Thats just crossing the line.:(

[Ultimo]

I've been to Notre Dame several times. I'll tell you that I found their fans to be very knowledgeable about the game.



News flash, all "fans" are like that. I live in Ohio...do you think that OSU fans are any less obnoxious? In my personal opinion they're the worst fans I've ever seen. They know nothing of their own history let alone the national history of other teams.

The truth is...Notre Dame is a media darling, they get credit for things they shouldn't get credit for (like just being Notre Dame), and not enough for things they should (like graduation rate). But in comparison to most other schools, they're pretty classy. They're not perfect, and they're often hyped up unnessasarily. For example, Jerry Faust said they'd win 9 or 10 games this year...wtf is he smoking?

It's like that every year with them. But they're still something special. They're still "college football." Deal with it.

So back to my son...He's about 2 and we're taking the twins to the doctor for a routine check up. The doctor says that everything looks fine but when my son gets into school "they're going to say he has a speech impediment."

I instantly respond, "a speech impediment? This kid can sing the entire Notre Dame Fight Song!" To which the doctor gets wide eyed, opens up the door to his office and yells down the hall "Nurse, call an ambulance, his kid's in real trouble!" :) He was a graduate of Ohio State.

First of all, I have been to a lot of states. No other fans come close to the manors of Notre Dame fans. There is a reason that ESPN named the #2 college football rivalry of all time as Notre Dame vs everyone.

Also, I am not biased at all about Notre Dame other than what I've seen. In fact, my mother is getting paid to get her docterate there. I just hate their football fans.

[Axelator]

Dont continue this, it isn't myspace.....faggot.

[Uzik]

None of my kids cry when they fall down or get hurt - unless they're in real pain and bleeding.

I'm sure many of you think your parents did what they had to do...I'm sure my kids will think the same thing. I'm not looking for parenting advice on here, but thanks for the reply.

Doesn't matter if you are looking for advice.

Forumfall is like Dr. Phil on steroids. We will tell you how to fucking raise your kids!

[Fro]

First of all, I have been to a lot of states. No other fans come close to the manors of Notre Dame fans. There is a reason that ESPN named the #2 college football rivalry of all time as Notre Dame vs everyone.

Also, I am not biased at all about Notre Dame other than what I've seen. In fact, my mother is getting paid to get her docterate there. I just hate their football fans.

Notre dam is a american fagball team?

[Darq]

i could have sworn that either you or someone else has already posted this thread before

[Czepa]

So next time your kid gets a booboo and starts crying say, "Does your face hurt too? Cuz it's killin me!", and then laugh in his face. And call him "Sissyboy" or something when he throws a fit. Or ask him if he forgot his skirt and handbag or something.
^Funny post^

I'm sure many of you think your parents did what they had to do...I'm sure my kids will think the same thing. I'm not looking for parenting advice on here, but thanks for the reply.
Well i know you don't want advice but i have an urge to advise you on something, your son seems close to what ive been like my whole life. Something that you might want to watch out for is conflict with your wife.

When i was really young my dad favored me over my older brother cause i would always be trying to get his attention and was just like him. over the years of pissing off my mum its gotten to a really bad point. this is what happened: manipulated her so much that now she always has something against me or expects me to pwn her with everything i say. through the time that ive been working my magic over the years there has been tension between my parents. and now she expects him to react to thing that i say (even if they are jokes to him which he doesn't mind). I think that she is a bit weird. But its had a bad effect on my dad, i used to really respect him... but now hes turned into a grumpy yelling cunt (even though he doesn't want to).

My advise would really be to maintain a healthy relationship with wifey. and give attention to your daughter. but dont discourage your sons way of thinking. I personally thinks its absolutely normal. and is something to do with natural intelligence. (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/256428)

Anyway. Cool son, make sure you do all the important stuff with him. camping fishing motorbikes.

[Airius Droc]

First of all, I have been to a lot of states. No other fans come close to the manors of Notre Dame fans. There is a reason that ESPN named the #2 college football rivalry of all time as Notre Dame vs everyone.

Also, I am not biased at all about Notre Dame other than what I've seen. In fact, my mother is getting paid to get her docterate there. I just hate their football fans.

I've lived in many states too...in my opinion OSU fans are the worst. I haven't lived in South Bend or Indiana though...so perhaps they're very bad and I haven't seen it.

You either love or hate Notre Dame. I love them.

[Airius Droc]

Dont continue this, it isn't myspace.....faggot.

I'm continuing it. Also, I've almost never been to MySpace in my life unless some dipshit posted a link on here to it. I'm guessing you spend a lot of time there?

[Airius Droc]

i could have sworn that either you or someone else has already posted this thread before

I posted one of the stories before...the one about telling me I was an idiot. The other stories are previously unpublished works of art.

[Airius Droc]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/256428[/url])

Anyway. Cool son, make sure you do all the important stuff with him. camping fishing motorbikes.

Sounds like good advice. I do spent equal time with my kids...the post was about my son so that's why I'm focused on him so much. I don't think I favor any of them over the others. My wife and I have a great relationship too, but I do see how it could be easy to fall into the trap you're talking about.

[Axelator]

I'm continuing it. Also, I've almost never been to MySpace in my life unless some dipshit posted a link on here to it. I'm guessing you spend a lot of time there?

No I dont have myspace because I dont ejoy telling people my life story, so you would like it.

[samuraivelez]

Ya whatever, that might be fine if you are raising a redneck kid.

#'s 1 and 3 come naturally if you live in jersey. I don't see many rednecks here.

[tarsus]

My Dad beat the shit out of me too. He's an asshole that overreacted to life, and I was more scared of him than I respected him.

My son will hopefully grow up to have compassion for people. But not this day! Right now he's sitting at my feet playing transformers and making the stinkiest farts ever. Then all on his own he says, "How do I do it? I use my toot machine!" I told him to go sit by his mom. heh

I use to make smart ass remarks to my parents all the time and I'd often get spanked for it. One time I actually made my dad laugh. He tried to hold back his laughter as he said: "that was a good one, but I'm gonna have to spank you for it later." He did a few hours later.

That's how I knew my parents weren't doing it because they were angry and just wanted to hurt me, but just doing it to knock some sense into me. They would never hit me in anger and always wait a few hours after the incident to be sure.

[Mulambo]

He also knows the song We are the Champions by Queen. For some reasons my wife likes to play that to sing with the kids. Within a week he changed the lyrics on his own to "We are the poopers. We are the poopers...of the pants!"

lol funniest story yet.