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Gaal
07-05-2008, 02:27 PM
Kill yourself if some crazy surgeon fucker cut your tallywacker off?

*Furthermore I spelled, "would" wrong. That makes me a sad panda.
Zwarp
07-05-2008, 02:27 PM
No, I'd find a way to steal his cock !
Teutates
07-05-2008, 02:30 PM
No, I still got DF....
paade
07-05-2008, 02:32 PM
theres always strap-on dildo.
Someone
07-05-2008, 02:53 PM
Nope, I would start a fund raiser to give me cash for a penis transplant in Italy. I would hope that some well endowed biker got decapitated and it would be possible to transplant his stuff onto me as a replacement.
Gaal
07-05-2008, 02:56 PM
Nope, I would start a fund raiser to give me cash for a penis transplant in Italy. I would hope that some well endowed biker got decapitated and it would be possible to transplant his stuff onto me as a replacement.

Ya but we all know what happens when you get a penis transplant or you get it grown back.

You turn in to this (http://img41.exs.cx/img41/5495/SinCity_SomeYellowBastard.jpg) guy
Nexus
07-05-2008, 03:15 PM
No, I'd find a way to steal his cock !

Damn straight, the law can't dish out the punishment that needs to be done.
Someone
07-05-2008, 04:39 PM
Ya but we all know what happens when you get a penis transplant or you get it grown back.

You turn in to this (http://img41.exs.cx/img41/5495/SinCity_SomeYellowBastard.jpg) guy

No that was the hand transplant/regrowth. If he had just been satisfied with a new dick and a new pair of balls then all would have been fine, but noooo, he just had to get a new hand as well and we all know how that turned out.
Lethn
07-05-2008, 04:45 PM
Would depend on at what age if I'm too old I'd probably kill myself same goes for if I'm too young, then again if I'm middle aged I might learn how to seduce women into becoming lesbians.... :p

Scared yet? :D
Foxodi
07-05-2008, 04:57 PM
If all you have to live for is your dick then you probably shouldn't breath oxygen other beings could use.
Gaal
07-05-2008, 05:41 PM
If all you have to live for is your dick then you probably shouldn't breath oxygen other beings could use.

Let me guess, you're a woman aren't you?
g0dp0wer
07-05-2008, 06:55 PM
i will become a michael jackson (the monster eating children!)
Viluin
07-05-2008, 07:04 PM
Let me guess, you're a woman aren't you?

There are no women on the internet, so we must assume he is homosexual.


Yes, I would kill myself if I lost my penis. A man without a penis is like a man without a penis (Striking analogy!)..
Metal Wolf
07-05-2008, 07:11 PM
No, I'd find a way to steal his cock !
This.
Goty
07-05-2008, 07:15 PM
A man without a penis is like a man without a penis .

Poetry.