This is why immigrants aren't allowed to be surgeons in Sweden.

[Aragoni]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376344,00.html

Disturbing, don't you think?

[Paganini]

"A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."


I'm speechless...

[Thugstyle]

"a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation."
You don't accidentally cut off a dick. :bang:

[Someone]

Except that quite a few surgeons with immigrant background exists. But that is disturbing, not as disturbing as the kid that got his penis cut off under a circumcision and then a wack job psychiatrist convinced the parents to turn their son into a daughter to see if nature or nurture had the greatest impact on a childs gender. That experiment fucked up the life of that family.

[Zwarp]

"A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."


I'm speechless...

I'm dickless :eek:

[shnedit]

Would you eat Magic Mushrooms on a pizza?



lmao , yes and i have before.

[Zwarp]

the question is, is your dick worth $795,000 ?

[Someone]

the question is, is your dick worth $795,000 ?

No, the real question is. How much does a dick transplantation cost? If the cost is low enough and the profit high enough then it might be worth it.

[Teth]

In Sovyet Canuckistan, immigrants with medical eudcation/training need to get re-certified to Canadian standard before they are allowed to legally practice.

I imagine it's much the same in Sweden.

Also, that's one hell of a wrong incision to make.

[Zwarp]

No, the real question is. How much does a dick transplantation cost? If the cost is low enough and the profit high enough then it might be worth it.

I'm gonna reconvert in dick stealing ! Wanna be my partner?

[inox]

I'm gonna reconvert in dick stealing ! Wanna be my partner?

Oh, I'm on to you. Expect a letter from the police in Congo :(

[Someone]

I'm gonna reconvert in dick stealing ! Wanna be my partner?

Hmmm using black magic to steal mens penises and then sell it to Italian cosmetic surgeons. Fuck yeah! Count me in.

[katahlyn]

4 years to get a ruling. Damn. I was wondering what happened to that crazy mofo. Not even a million? And dollars? Crap. No wonder I want out of this shithole. :bang:
LE: Apparently the sum is 500,000Euro.

[Wufiavelli]

Except that quite a few surgeons with immigrant background exists. But that is disturbing, not as disturbing as the kid that got his penis cut off under a circumcision and then a wack job psychiatrist convinced the parents to turn their son into a daughter to see if nature or nurture had the greatest impact on a childs gender. That experiment fucked up the life of that family.

so many people who become psychiatrist are the most screwed up people.

[Nehemia]

the question is, is your dick worth $795,000 ?

With all these diseases? I'd say $200,000.

[Nexus]

The surgeon must have been drunk. How can you slip and cut that much off?

Was he using a katana or something?

[Slisk]

"a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation."
You don't accidentally cut off a dick. :bang:

No, it's a keepsake.

I work with a romanian doctor and he's never cut off anyones penis. Therefore 50% of romanian doctors cut of penises.

[Nexus]

No, it's a keepsake.

I work with a romanian doctor and he's never cut off anyones penis. Therefore 50% of romanian doctors cut of penises.

:idea: Can't argue with that logic!

[Caius]

so many people who become psychiatrist are the most screwed up people.

Usually. I find that manipulative whores are absolutely entranced by psychology/psychiatry. I suppose that mental domination is the most potent form of domination possible; leading to their "hobby."

And I'm curious as to how you "accidentally" cut off a dick and then can't reconnect it. My uncle, he got in a car crash and bit through his tongue. The part that was cut off was pretty much most of his tongue (he had it out like a retard or something) and they managed to reconnect it and it had been in a bag with ice for at least a few hours. The man is a fucking SURGEON and he can't just reconnect that shit on the spot?

[Atnas]

Usually. I find that manipulative whores are absolutely entranced by psychology/psychiatry. I suppose that mental domination is the most potent form of domination possible; leading to their "hobby."

And I'm curious as to how you "accidentally" cut off a dick and then can't reconnect it. My uncle, he got in a car crash and bit through his tongue. The part that was cut off was pretty much most of his tongue (he had it out like a retard or something) and they managed to reconnect it and it had been in a bag with ice for at least a few hours. The man is a fucking SURGEON and he can't just reconnect that shit on the spot?

Yes, obviously you are an expert on dicks and surgery, eh?

Anyway I bet he did it as a pratical joke! "It's not gay to touch a mans penis if it's not attached to his body!" or something similar I'm sure. Maybe he would wave it around in front of his face a bit too.

[Ludo]

Yes, obviously you are an expert on dicks and surgery, eh?

Anyway I bet he did it as a pratical joke! "It's not gay to touch a mans penis if it's not attached to his body!" or something similar I'm sure. Maybe he would wave it around in front of his face a bit too.

They can put that in a visa commercial; PRICELESS

[Marbo]

Except that quite a few surgeons with immigrant background exists. But that is disturbing, not as disturbing as the kid that got his penis cut off under a circumcision and then a wack job psychiatrist convinced the parents to turn their son into a daughter to see if nature or nurture had the greatest impact on a childs gender. That experiment fucked up the life of that family.

Oh my god. What the hell is wrong with people.

[Lethn]

You guys actually BELIEVE fox news? :p

[Czepa]

The surgeon must have been drunk. How can you slip and cut that much off?

Was he using a katana or something?

OR, he had a really small dick

[Pcheez]

Im safe though, they dont stock chainsaws in operating rooms.

[Zwarp]

OR, he had a really small dick

Yeah, thats my guess, the guy in surgery was in there to enlarge his penis, however the surgeon made a small (very small) mistake and cut it off.

[Viluin]

"A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."

I want pics. I can't imagine it looking even remotely similar to a penis.

[Zwarp]

"A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."

I want pics. I can't imagine it looking even remotely similar to a penis.

Yeah, if its only for aesthetic, there should be pics imo.


Why would a man want a thing only for aesthetic ! ?

[Pumpkin]

Yeah, if its only for aesthetic, there should be pics imo.


Why would a man want a thing only for aesthetic ! ?

You say that now but imagine the possibilites: Instead of just a muscle this guy could have an extra arm where his penis was.

I n s t a n t p o r n s u p e r s t a r

[Dazarthas]

You say that now but imagine the possibilites: Instead of just a muscle this guy could have an extra arm where his penis was.

I n s t a n t p o r n s u p e r s t a r

Would he keep the hand on the end? Because I would...

[Killuminati]

the question is, is your dick worth $795,000 ?

Not if you're asian.

[Someone]

Oh my god. What the hell is wrong with people.

Quite a bit is wrong with them it seems. Was an interesting study though, I don't think they ever really settled nature vs nurture but that one sure as hell was a hard strike against nurture. And as said it did royally fuck up the life of everyone involved, the boy that was turned into a girl was later turned back but eventually ended up killing himself, his brother ended up permanently in a mental hospital and I'm guessing his parents aren't to fond of the way it turned out. I can't really remeber what happened to the doctor but I'm guessing it didn't end well for him either.

Edit: The asian thing was also funny.

[gurinthedark]

god.... and they didn't even put it back.

[IcePillow]

Cool!

[Dredread]

the question is, is your dick worth $795,000 ?

More... Especially if he's not religious...

[omnigol]

I wonder if they'll do a follow up story when that guy kills his surgeon.

[Apex Vertigo]

Usually. I find that manipulative whores are absolutely entranced by psychology/psychiatry. I suppose that mental domination is the most potent form of domination possible; leading to their "hobby."

Oddly enough, my last 2 girlfriends wanted to be psychiatrist and they were both manipulative whores. I think you are on to something sir.

[Spinewire]

I can understand giving it a nasty slice but even if he fucking sneezed how the hell can you cut off someones cock by mistake?

[Reikson]

Except that quite a few surgeons with immigrant background exists. But that is disturbing, not as disturbing as the kid that got his penis cut off under a circumcision and then a wack job psychiatrist convinced the parents to turn their son into a daughter to see if nature or nurture had the greatest impact on a childs gender. That experiment fucked up the life of that family.

I thought that was an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

[Damwa]

Oddly enough, my last 2 girlfriends wanted to be psychiatrist and they were both manipulative whores. I think you are on to something sir.

You state that your last two girlfriends were "manipulating whores" with interests in mental illness. You don't feel any need to pause and think?

[Drafli]

Just what i need to see when i am having surgery on the 15th.

[m0j0mann]

What do immigrants have to do with it?
Accidental penis removal can happen to any surgeon....

[omnigol]

Just what i need to see when i am having surgery on the 15th.

invest in some metal chastity underwear.

[losinglife]

if that happened i would be like... free penis enlargement please

[Daccus]

This is where "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" and in this case penis for a penis, really needs to happen. I'd want his cut off, too.