Bedbugs' sexuality

[Zwarp]

All bedbugs mate via a process termed traumatic insemination. Instead of inserting their genitalia into the female's reproductive tract as is typical in copulation, males instead pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity. This form of mating is thought to have evolved as a way for males to overcome female mating resistance. Traumatic insemination imposes a cost on females in terms of physical damage and increased risk of infection. To reduce these costs females have evolved internal and external "paragenital" structures collectively known as the “spermalege”. Within the True Bugs (Heteroptera) traumatic insemination occurs in the Prostemmatinae (Nabidae) and the Cimicoidea (Anthocoridae, Plokiophilidae, Lyctocoridae, Polyctenidae and Cimicidae), and has recently been discovered in the plant bug genus Coridromius (Miridae). Occasionally, bed bugs will lay eggs inside of the urethra of male hosts.

Remarkably, in the genus Afrocimex both males and females possess functional external paragenitalia, and males have been found with copulatory scars and the ejaculate of other males in their haemolymph. There is a widespread misbelief that males inseminated by other males will in turn pass the sperm of both themselves and their assailants onto females with whom they mate. While it is true that males are known to mate with and inject sperm into other males, there is however no evidence to suggest that this sperm ever fertilizes females inseminated by the victims of such acts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbug#Reproduction
Holy shit ! Are these Xinnro's pets ?

[katahlyn]

Wicked!
Probably they are... :D

[shnedit]

Holy shit ! Are these Xinnro's pets ?

His gay lover's moar like.

[Foxodi]

Why cant male humans do that? Just poke it wherever!

[Nexus]

Seriously? I didn't even think they existed. I thought it was just a little kid thing.

Man those things are creepy.

[Zwarp]

His gay lover's moar like.

Thats what I thought, that would explain his cuts all over his body.

[katahlyn]

Why cant male humans do that? Just poke it wherever!

Where would the fun in that be?:rolleyes:

[Caius]

Seriously? I didn't even think they existed. I thought it was just a little kid thing.

Man those things are creepy.

Yeah, they exist. And yeah, that's why you shouldn't sleep on shitty mattresses you get from garage sales. They have that + lice even though lice can't survive off the body for too long. They say that shit is safe but IT IS NOT.

So the only thing to do is cleanse the Mattress of the Damned with holy fire. As God intended.

[lafayette]

"Occasionally, bed bugs will lay eggs inside of the urethra of male hosts."

Great! now i can never go to sleep ever again.

Thanks!

[Pcheez]

Still nothing beats Snails shooting sperm at each other fast enough and with the velocity to blind someone.

[Viluin]

EDIT: Wtf, wrong thread. Forumfall is acting up again.

[Zwarp]

EDIT: Wtf, wrong thread. Forumfall is acting up again.

WTH you are polluting this thread with wow crap.

[Viluin]

WTH you are polluting this thread with wow crap.

Read the Fluffington thread.

[Zwarp]

Read the Fluffington thread.

Yeah I know, I just wanted to point it out, but it was already too late.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Why cant male humans do that? Just poke it wherever!

You didn't read the part were it said males poke other males as well?


Rather not tbh.

[Dazarthas]

... so while I'm asleep, a bunch of tiny insects are crawling on me and having gay sex?

This ruined my day. :(

[Xinnro]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbug#Reproduction
Holy shit ! Are these Xinnro's pets ?

I've seen more clever statements..but I'll give you 2 points for trying.


And yes humans can do that...It is called the stab and fuck.
You stab a woman anywhere on her body, than have sex with the bloody hole.

[Zwarp]

And yes humans can do that...It is called the stab and fuck.
You stab a woman anywhere on her body, than have sex with the bloody hole.

Are they crazy? Its not safe sex, they wanna catch aids or what?

[Xinnro]

Are they crazy? Its not safe sex, they wanna catch aids or what?

Well you get aids first..duh...

If you aren't infecting the woman with an incurable disease how are you going to get off?

[Zwarp]

If you aren't infecting the woman with an incurable disease how are you going to get off?

You just break their heart, I hear it never heals.
Better than aids IMO because Aids shorten your life, while you live with a broken heart for as long as god intended you to live.

[_Gilgamesh_]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_15-most-bizarre-animal-mating-rituals.html

heh the bugs are in there...

DAM anglerfish is messed up...

[Zwarp]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_15-most-bizarre-animal-mating-rituals.html

heh the bugs are in there...

DAM anglerfish is messed up...

Lol @ the fish's picture! :D

[Xinnro]

After laying her eggs, the female cichlid picks them up and carries them around in her mouth. Some males thus have spots on their lower body that resemble the eggs. They swim by the females, who see the fake eggs and, thinking they have dropped some, try to suck them in.

The male then blows his load in her face and open mouth, presumably while his friends film the whole thing and post it on the internet.

Wonderful.,

[Zwarp]

After laying her eggs, the female cichlid picks them up and carries them around in her mouth. Some males thus have spots on their lower body that resemble the eggs. They swim by the females, who see the fake eggs and, thinking they have dropped some, try to suck them in.

The male then blows his load in her face and open mouth, presumably while his friends film the whole thing and post it on the internet.

Wonderful.,
Thinkin of putting some candy sticks down there too?

[Lethn]

I would've figured chocolate and ice cream would work better personally :p

.... Holy fuck that wasn't like me where did that innuendo come from? lol

[alfaroverall]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_15-most-bizarre-animal-mating-rituals.html

heh the bugs are in there...

DAM anglerfish is messed up...
I lol'd quite a few times. That's a great find. If I actually frequented cracked, I'd probably overload from the hilarity of some of those lists.

[Bawlin]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_15-most-bizarre-animal-mating-rituals.html

heh the bugs are in there...

DAM anglerfish is messed up...

Holy shit I died when I got to the hippopotamus one. That is absolutely fucking hilarious, and really wrong.