Hannibal Lector in Making

[Nefastus]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1314511.ece

lol and wtf.

[Dazarthas]

I thought Marrik was the one who posted all the morbid shit...

[Aragoni]

That reminds me of a simillar case that a documentary on Youtube brought up. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI Fucking wierd shit.

[Dredgon]

What's for desert?

[Dazarthas]

That reminds me of a simillar case that a documentary on Youtube brought up. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI Fucking wierd shit.

FUCK! That's just plain disturbing... :eek:

[MattMystrieo]

How come weirdos always look like the backside of a donkeys arse?

[umustbemistaken]

yeh know I always see these types of articles coming, based off of the title of the thread and how people respond to it. But I always click on the thread and read the shit anyway. I do not know why.

[Insomniak]

No comment.

[Aragoni]

No comment.

You missed "+1"

[Surly]

Hahahaha, has anyone noticed that you just linked a TABLOID magazine?

That kid kind of looks like Bat Boy, I bet next week it comes out that the boy was actually bat boy and was eating the children himself.

[Nefastus]

Hahahaha, has anyone noticed that you just linked a TABLOID magazine?

That kid kind of looks like Bat Boy, I bet next week it comes out that the boy was actually bat boy and was eating the children himself.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/2162250/%27Cannibal-relatives-ate-boy-alive%27.html

Better?

Oh, and that picture is not of him but a 30-something woman who participated in eating him and pretended to be 13 year old abused sister.

[arkdecon13]

holy.... shit...

[losinglife]

Oh, and that picture is not of him but a 30-something woman who participated in eating him and pretended to be 13 year old abused sister.

haha i was gonna say that.... in your face surly!

[Thrill_KIll]

This family should be killed in the slowest and most painful way possible.

[Jinpachi]

You should read the books about Hannibal. You will probably be VERY amazed. I havn't read them myself, just planting a seed of evil or good or whatever. READ THEM! DON'T READ THEM! PENIS!

[Nefastus]

This family should be killed in the slowest and most painful way possible.

Listening to Surly recite his emo suicidal poems?

[Thrill_KIll]

Listening to Surly recite his emo suicidal poems?


Dude...I'm all for torturing them, but damn....that is sadistic.

[Viluin]

Where's your god now?!

[Thrill_KIll]

Where's your god now?!


Telling people to eat their children apparently.

[LanMandragon]

Where's your god now?!

NO SHIT.

[Leric]

Damn that's sick

[paade]

keep your family close to you i always say!

[Nefastus]

keep your family close to you i always say!

Close, but not IN you, at least past the birth phase.

[paade]

Close, but not IN you, at least past the birth phase.

semantics, semantics

[Jezrith]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1314511.ece

lol and wtf.

What the fuck is wrong with you Europeans? Fucks sake, man! Yeah we have our fair share of fuck jobs over here, but they never eat their own fucking family members! I'll take school shootings over familial cannibalism any day!

[Jezrith]

Hahahaha, has anyone noticed that you just linked a TABLOID magazine?


Ummm, you are thinking of the wrong "Sun"...

[Nefastus]

What the fuck is wrong with you Europeans? Fucks sake, man! Yeah we have our fair share of fuck jobs over here, but they never eat their own fucking family members! I'll take school shootings over familial cannibalism any day!

Psst, it's the American cuisine man! You guys are just not open for new flavors! You guys are all about the same burgers, fries and pizza. It's just like with sushi, snails, snakes, etc, just a little more different! ;)

[Jezrith]

Psst, it's the American cuisine man! You guys are just not open for new flavors! You guys are all about the same burgers, fries and pizza. It's just like with sushi, snails, snakes, etc, just a little more different! ;)

But... but... I like sushi and snails! Hmmmm.... anyone got a long-pig recipe?

[Nefastus]

But... but... I like sushi and snails! Hmmmm.... anyone got a long-pig recipe?

Think of it as this. When you try a fresh newborn baby, think of it as a delicious lamb. If you get a hold of your grandma, think of her as a seasoned beef jerky!

[paganbran]

From what I've heard longpork tastes alot like spam, haven't verified it though... Don't plan to either.

Kind of makes sence though, our bodies are made up of the same base types of meats, fats, and skin... that's why the Myth busters use pigs for human analogs.

If it true though it wouldn't be that odd of a flavor for us here in america :p Porkrinds, BBQ pork, ect.. We aren't that into Spam ussualy though.



For some reason I have a craving for Wasabi fungions.

[Jezrith]

Think of it as this. When you try a fresh newborn baby, think of it as a delicious lamb. If you get a hold of your grandma, think of her as a seasoned beef jerky!


Honestly, after you get past the fact that its burned human flesh, it actually smells like a nice steak... not kidding, it really does.

[Surly]

Ummm, you are thinking of the wrong "Sun"...Oh, you're probably right. I mean this "Sun" just has a whole section dedicated to UFO sightings. Probably very credible.

[Jezrith]

Oh, you're probably right. I mean this "Sun" just has a whole section dedicated to UFO sightings. Probably very credible.

Ok, little education time for ya:

"The Sun" (U.K.)-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun
A sensationalist tabloid, that has a tendency to sensationalize its reporting, but still does stories usually based on an actual happening. It's yellow journalism, but it's still rooted in journalism somewhere way down in it's yellow little heart.

"Sun" (U.S.)-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_(supermarket_tabloid))
A fabrication tabloid that tends to fabricate it's stories, like the aforementioned Bat Boy, which it ran prominently for many issues. It is published by the same publishers of World Weekly News, generally has a "Nostradamus" cover, and has never been taken seriously even by it's own "reporters".

Notice how the story turned out to be verified by another source? So yeah, you are thinking of the wrong "Sun".