Rumble in the jungle!

[sawyerj66]

So, my girlfriend still goes to college. For the summer, she's staying with me in Jersey, but today she forwarded me this email from her college. This is the second such email she's gotten, though a bit more escalated:

Ughh, this is so stupid. I say just arrest all black people in Brooklyn!

PRATT INSTITUTE CONTINUES TO CAUTION STUDENTS AND COMMUNITY MEMBERS OF AN INCREASE IN ROBBERIES IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA OF THE BROOKLYN CAMPUS.


As previously reported, the NYPD 88 Precinct has reported an increase in robberies within its confines. The robberies are reported to be committed by a group of black males and females approximately 15-16 years of age. It has been reported that the group runs up to the victim, assaults them by kicking, punching, and scratching; then taking anything of value.

Be advised, the robbery activity previously reported appears to continue as evidenced in the most recent incident reported at 5:30 a.m. on the morning of Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Pratt Security received a report that 4 or 5 male blacks assaulted a student on his bicycle as he was riding to Higgins Hall. It was reported that the group of males jumped out from behind a van with one of them swinging a baseball bat, striking and slightly injuring the student.

All students and Pratt community members are recommended to travel in pairs or groups. If you must travel alone consider using a car service. Avoid traveling late at night, but also beware as these incidents have occurred at all hours of the day.

Furthermore, carry only those valuables on your person that are necessary.

Use caution, as indicated, these incidents can be violent.

Pratt Institute urges anyone who has been the victim of a crime to immediately contact the local police and the Pratt Safety and Security Department.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Sounds like a great place to get a solid education and internal injuries.

[Killuminati]

That be the Concrete Jungle!

[umustbemistaken]

Well that sucks. However it seems like if you just travel in groups you should be fine as suggested in the e-mail, which shouldn't be hard to do.

[Jdslayers]

Well that sucks. However it seems like if you just travel in groups you should be fine as suggested in the e-mail, which shouldn't be hard to do.


Better idea, join your nearest Anti-gang gang and you get all the benefits of a group with the added bonus of free niggaz to pop one in a would be attacker.

[Capricious]

Just carry a firearm... OH WAIT, YOU CANT.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Just carry a firearm... OH WAIT, YOU CANT.

Soon to be fixed.

[Jdslayers]

Just carry a firearm...

Fix't.

Soon to be fixed.

I know . . . but I couldn't resist.

[Capricious]

Will believe it when I see it.

[surGeonFFS]

Dress up in a mantle and put all the bad guys in jail.

[losinglife]

sucks to have to do the walk of shame there i guess

[Pcheez]

Zomg your gf is racist.

Wtb.

[[Malice]Bronson]

Have her always walk in pairs and get one of these for her. I plan to get one soon. Also, tell her to never be outside after dark, leave the door unlocked, etc. at least until the criminals are arrested and taken out of the area.

http://www.tigerlight.net/

[Metal Wolf]

Buy her a moriningstar to carry in her purse. That will fuck up a fool.

[Helgeran]

Buy her a moriningstar to carry in her purse. That will fuck up a fool.
Or a WASP knife. It'll fuck up any large mammal.

[Ultimo]

These thugs sound like amateurs. Even Mexican gangs are more organized than that.

Just take out one of them, its pack mentality. Kill one and the other ones will run off.

[shnedit]

Pratt Institute


lol, a institute of pratts.

[Pcheez]

These thugs sound like amateurs. Even Mexican gangs are more organized than that.

Just take out one of them, its pack mentality. Kill one and the other ones will run off.

Or get enraged and rip you to shreds.

[Ultimo]

Or get enraged and rip you to shreds.

Nah, amateurs don't get rage. They panic when something doesn't go as planned.

[Pcheez]

Nah, amateurs don't get rage. They panic when something doesn't go as planned.

Panic can go in any direction

[Ultimo]

Panic can go in any direction

Not really. Panic = run away (not everything is how they portray it in movies).

[Everto]

Your girlfriend is very strange.
First the YMCA shit, now this?

[Dark Necron]

Sounds like my kind of place. I've never been able to test my skills outside of the ring. :sly:

[Pcheez]

Not really. Panic = run away (not everything is how they portray it in movies).

(not everything is how they portray it in movies)


Panic = Unpredictability. (not everything is how they portray it in movies)

[Ultimo]

(not everything is how they portray it in movies)


Panic = Unpredictability. (not everything is how they portray it in movies)

Panic = unpredictable only in movies. Humans in general have a sense of self preservation. When humans panic in the real world, they focus on one thing, escaping the danger.

I speak from experience, as I have mentioned in other threads I grew up fighting Mexican gangs. Never once did panic turn to rage.

[Pcheez]

Panic = unpredictable only in movies. Humans in general have a sense of self preservation. When humans panic in the real world, they focus on one thing, escaping the danger.

I speak from experience, as I have mentioned in other threads I grew up fighting Mexican gangs. Never once did panic turn to rage.

I grew up watching (fighting is for, well, other people, like you in your youth maybe) Lebanese gangs, panic almost always turned into rage.

But then again Semi-Arabs are generally more inclined to take everyone around them down with them so their panic > mexicans

[Ultimo]

I grew up watching (fighting is for, well, other people, like you in your youth maybe) Lebanese gangs, panic almost always turned into rage.

But then again Semi-Arabs are generally more inclined to take everyone around them down with them so their panic > mexicans

Well maybe they were more organized than the people I dealt with. If you would read the threads more carefully I DID qualify panic = fleeing with amateur thugs.

EDIT: Also, fighting for me growing up wasn't an activity, it was survival ;). More than once Mexican gangs would walk down the neighborhood streets throwing bricks at houses. A baseball bat to a face ussually solved the problem.

[Lethn]

Sounds like my kind of place. I've never been able to test my skills outside of the ring. :sly:

If i didn't live over in the UK I'd join up with you and bring my weaponry over :D

[Dark Necron]

If i didn't live over in the UK I'd join up with you and bring my weaponry over :D

:D

[Ultimo]

:D

Dark Necron, you bring a lot of optimism to these forums. We don't take kindly to that here!

[Dark Necron]

Dark Necron, you bring a lot of optimism to these forums. We don't take kindly to that here!

I'm sorry to hear that :(, but I am a very positive thinker. :)

[Ultimo]

I'm sorry to hear that :(, but I am a very positive thinker. :)

We will change you yet. Now stop crying Nancy, and cuss me out.

[Zwarp]

I'm sorry to hear that :(, but I am a very positive thinker. :)

:bang::bang:

[Dark Necron]

XD to all.

[Pcheez]

Well maybe they were more organized than the people I dealt with. If you would read the threads more carefully I DID qualify panic = fleeing with amateur thugs.

EDIT: Also, fighting for me growing up wasn't an activity, it was survival ;). More than once Mexican gangs would walk down the neighborhood streets throwing bricks at houses. A baseball bat to a face ussually solved the problem.

Not really just a bunch of rabble driven by religion or hairstyle differences :D

Tbh cooling things those bastards do is keep a razor blade in their mouth.
Fights usually end up being two gangs spitting razors at each other.

its bloody as shit and all good fun watching from the safety of my telescope.

[Dr Who]

Or a WASP knife. It'll fuck up any large mammal.

wasp knifes are crazy stuff

[Ultimo]

Not really just a bunch of rabble driven by religion or hairstyle differences :D

Tbh cooling things those bastards do is keep a razor blade in their mouth.
Fights usually end up being two gangs spitting razors at each other.

its bloody as shit and all good fun watching from the safety of my telescope.

Interesting...I would think that putting a razor blade in your mouth would be a very bad idea 0_0.

[Dark Necron]

Dark Necron, you bring a lot of optimism to these forums. We don't take kindly to that here!

I have been trained never to look at a situation on the negative side. Well, when it comes to my home life, there is allot of negative energy involved. By thinking positively, I can counteract it.

[Ultimo]

I have been trained never to look at a situation on the negative side. Well, when it comes to my home life, there is allot of negative energy involved. By thinking positively, I can counteract it.

You are the worst "Dark" Necron in existance. You should change your name to "Happy Fluffy Puppies" Necron. Boy, I ought to shit kick you so hard you are coughing up my foot.

Now see how easy that was? You try.

[Dark Necron]

You are the worst "Dark" Necron in existance. You should change your name to "Happy Fluffy Puppies" Necron. Boy, I ought to shit kick you so hard you are coughing up my foot.

Now see how easy that was? You try.

You're right, of course. XD I would change my name to Neocron if I could. That is the opposite of Dark Necron.

Sorry, I am not accustomed to such language. I rarely cuss or insult, as I see little point to it.

[Ultimo]

XD I would change my name to Neocron if I could. XD
That is the opposite of Dark Necron. Sorry, I am not accustomed to such language. I rarely cuss or insult, as I see little point to it.

Who said anything about having a point? You do it because this is ForumFall. We practice tough love here.

[shnedit]

I rarely cuss or insult, as I see little point to it.

What? Have you lost the will to live or something??

[Dark Necron]

What? Have you lost the will to live or something??

I obviously have different reasons to live than you do.

[Dark Necron]

Who said anything about having a point? You do it because this is ForumFall. We practice tough love here.

I know, and understand.

[shnedit]

We practice tough love here.

Tough love... is that where you dress up in leather?

[Ultimo]

Tough love... is that where you dress up in leather?

If you are Dark Necron you do, because if you were him you play the role of the bitch (I will get a spark of emotion out of this guy yet).

[Dark Necron]

If you are Dark Necron you do, because if you were him you play the role of the bitch (I will get a spark of emotion out of this guy yet).

lol You will find that most difficult. XD
Pardon me if I take things too seriously.

[Zwarp]

You're right, of course. XD I would change my name to Neocron if I could. That is the opposite of Dark Necron.

Sorry, I am not accustomed to such language. I rarely cuss or insult, as I see little point to it.

have you played it?
Also, what does "cuss" mean?

[Dark Necron]

have you played it?
Also, what does "cuss" mean?

Nope, and it means"to shout curses at".
I hope ya know I'm just trying to cover my ass. XD
Yep, I just said that.

[Ultimo]

have you played it?
Also, what does "cuss" mean?

Cuss is slang for curse, you ignorant crap eating scuzz bucket.

PS: I love you.

[Zwarp]

Ah shit i thought it was a polite way to say "curse" like curse was a bad word, i was prepared to flame you.
PS: I love you.
Well, I love ultima, I don't know about you though.

[Ultimo]

Ah shit i thought it was a polite way to say "curse" like curse was a bad word, i was prepared to flame you.

Well, I love ultima, I don't know about you though.

Fine be that way, but I can't put out if I don't feel the man loves me!

[Jdslayers]

I came to deliver pies, but I can see now that I have entered the wrong thread. I do however have some of that leather stuff you guys were talking about. I'll just leave that at the door on my way out. :ninja:

[Zwarp]

Fine be that way, but I can't put out if I don't feel the man loves me!

Well if you need some love, I hear Xinnro will satisfy you for only a couple of bucks... only he is suspended now.

[Ultimo]

Well if you need some love, I hear Xinnro will satisfy you for only a couple of bucks... only he is suspended now.

Xinnro is already my bitch, I need fresh meat.

[Zwarp]

I don't think you'll like me, I have hard buttocks.

[Dark Necron]

I came to deliver pies, but I can see now that I have entered the wrong thread. I do however have some of that leather stuff you guys were talking about. I'll just leave that at the door on my way out. :ninja:

XD lol

[Metal Wolf]

Fuck, this thread has gotten stanked up with the man love.

[shnedit]

Fuck, this thread has gotten stanked up with the man love.

Dont deny it, you like it though.

[Zwarp]

Dont deny it, you like it though.

Well he has to, after all he's in SotA !

[alhazred]

Better idea, join your nearest Anti-gang gang and you get all the benefits of a group with the added bonus of free niggaz to pop one in a would be attacker.


wait so is that like an anti pk guild in RL

*i thought everyone here liked the full loot / free pvp (jk btw)