poodle rips off a baby's testicles

[Marrik]

http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8497320

a mom woke up to discover her 1 year old had his diaper off and there was blood on him. she rushed him to the hospital, where it was discovered that his testicles had been ripped out of his scrotum by the woman's 6 month old poodle/terrier mix.


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FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A mother woke Saturday afternoon to find her one-month-old baby bleeding after a dog had apparently attacked him.

Nicole Hemmick told Fort Wayne Police that after she got home around 6 a.m. Saturday from delivering papers and she went to bed with her one-month-old son. Around 1 p.m., Hemmick told police she was woken by her 5-year-old who needed help with the television remote.

She noticed that the baby had been moved from his original position. She then saw the baby was missing his diaper and there was blood on him. She immediately rushed to him to St. Joseph Hospital.

Police say the child's testicles had been pulled out of the scrotum. Due to the extent of the damage, the baby was transferred to Lutheran Hospital for surgery. The baby is now in stable condition.

Police and Animal Control went to Hemmick's apartment at 1009 Fayette on the city's southeast side, with her permission and took custody of the dog, a six-month-old Poodle/Cairn Terrier mix. The dog was put down by Animal Care and Control at the request of the owner.

Animal Care and Control Spokesperson Peggy Bender says it's important to start training your dog for the arrival of a new baby as soon as you know you'll be bringing one home. "Once you bring that baby into the home, you need to supervise all children around pets," said Bender. "If you can not do supervision, then that's why it's important to make sure your dog is crate trained."

Fort Wayne Police spokesman, Michael Joyner said no charges are expected and there is no reason to suspect neglect. He calls it a horrible accident.

[Cribble]

JEZUS FUCKING CHRISTl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArdentAngel]

Whose the fucktard who bred a poodle/terrier mix anyway. Thats not really a healthy behavior/intelligence mix up.

Edit: Wikipedia says that cairn terriers have a pretty good temperament...guess it was a case of bad genes and/or lack of training.

[Mneh]

buy a cat

[Simmy]

JEZUS FUCKING CHRISTl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QF-fucking-T

[squrrilslayer]

ouch?!

"buy a cat"

[Razli]

...Poodles Rule.

And that dog must have a Ball fetish, And is a Pedophile.And if the Baby was on the floor, and the area of the dog at that age anwyay is ridculous...I suspect Neglect and Abuse, and jsut sued the killing of the dog as her way out.

/end Crazy Theory.

[BlackVolgan]

man that that mums gonna get it when the kid grows up to find he's not like the other normal kids.

[Nexus]

Dang man. Thats why dogs are 'for the lose'

Dogs always have the ability to do serious damage. Even if you say that they are tame, and only eat tofu, they still have the capability to tear bits off you.

A cat however, no matter how pissed off it is, can't do any real damage.

[Shadowoak]

damn you marrik

[losinglife]

poodles are fuckin mean.

but on that note it was only 6months old... way to kill it for no reason as usual :rolleyes:

[Delwyn]

Holy fucking shit. This has got to be one of marrik's top three psycho newsposts.

[The Cougar]

It should've showed some mercy and killed the baby. His testicles?! That dog is evil.

[ArdentAngel]

Dang man. Thats why dogs are 'for the lose'

Dogs always have the ability to do serious damage. Even if you say that they are tame, and only eat tofu, they still have the capability to tear bits off you.

A cat however, no matter how pissed off it is, can't do any real damage.

.......are you retarded? Cats have teeth you know...thats how they do their damage.

[Kyur]

Alright.. sometimes I let our cat sleep with my nephew, no more.

[ArdentAngel]

Alright.. sometimes I let our cat sleep with my nephew, no more.

Here we go with the ignorant lynching.

GG.

[Spikey]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha

[Taroth]

Dense parent for not getting the dog trained or keeping the baby safe. Shame the dog had to be put down :(.

[Spikey]

Dang man. Thats why dogs are 'for the lose'

Dogs always have the ability to do serious damage. Even if you say that they are tame, and only eat tofu, they still have the capability to tear bits off you.

A cat however, no matter how pissed off it is, can't do any real damage.

Dude, do you even have cats? Doesn't sound like you do. I have 4 and I know they can do a lot of damage, and that's to me, let alone a 1 month old baby.

[Ultimo]

Do the kid a favor and turn him into a girl now. Seriously, he is going to be one womanly man, and due to the lack of testosterone will probably even grow titties.

Poor baby, if it were me, I would choose death over life without testicles.

[Yobaj]

Do the kid a favor and turn him into a girl now. Seriously, he is going to be one womanly man, and due to the lack of testosterone will probably even grow titties.

Poor baby, if it were me, I would choose death over life without testicles.
Is your testosterone produced in your nutsack? :S
Never knew that :S

[Indah]

lol people have had their testicles removed at a young age before, not a big deal. the parents are to blame and they should have been put down, not the dog.

[Ultimo]

Is your testosterone produced in your nutsack? :S
Never knew that :S

I could be wrong, but I think so. That's why they prefix it the way they do. Not sure though, I just always assumed that.

EDIT: I'll let you do the search on that one, I'm at work.

[Steelbadger]

Do the kid a favor and turn him into a girl now. Seriously, he is going to be one womanly man, and due to the lack of testosterone will probably even grow titties.

Poor baby, if it were me, I would choose death over life without testicles.

Doesn't work, a doctor who reckoned nurture over nature castrated a boy and gave him a vagina then the kids parents treated him as a girl in every respect. He though he was gay, he was depressed and tried to commit suicide multiple times until the experiment was ended when he was about 16 (i think). He stayed depressed and successfully committed suicide a few months after the Horizon episode about him was filmed.

That kid is doomed to a bullied and pathetic existence.

[alfaroverall]

man that that mums gonna get it when the kid grows up to find he's not like the other normal kids.
I think the implication is that the testicles can be re-attached, since the baby went in for surgery. Maybe not, though.
Doesn't work, a doctor who reckoned nurture over nature castrated a boy and gave him a vagina then the kids parents treated him as a girl in every respect. He though he was gay, he was depressed and tried to commit suicide multiple times until the experiment was ended when he was about 16 (i think). He stayed depressed and successfully committed suicide a few months after the Horizon episode about him was filmed.

That kid is doomed to a bullied and pathetic existence.
I heard about that. Some fucked up shit.
Is your testosterone produced in your nutsack? :S
Never knew that :S
The majority of it is produced in the testicles themselves, yes. Some of it is produced by the pituitary gland, which is why women have a small amount of it too.

[Helgeran]

Animals are fucking animals.

[Thugstyle]

JEZUS FUCKING CHRISTl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word..
Jesus fucking christ that had to fucking hurt? That dog should've been shot immediately.

[Ammon777]

Thanks Merrik! :lmao:

Next week from Merrik: elephant swallows dying fetus, stay tuned! :p

[Kietharr]

I would have killed that dog with my bare hands. Seriously, I'm the last one who can carry on the family name and if I went through all of the trouble of getting a stable relationship and dealing with nine months of mega bitch battlemode and would doubtlessly spend tens of thousands of dollars on that little runt and then I'd have to have a second one because of a fucking dumb dog that was trying to eat my baby, what the fuck.

[ExiliuM]

Fucking poodles. I knew those fucks were onto something.

[Killuminati]

That is fucking gruesome.

[Ammon777]

I bet that kid is gonna really hate dogs when he grows up. Really bad.

edit -- Revenge on dogs is best served cold.

[ArdentAngel]

I think hes lucky. Although he will never have children related to him by blood, he never ever has to use a condom!

(Austin powers): Yeah Baby Yeah!

[Kietharr]

I think hes lucky. Although he will never have children related to him by blood, he never ever has to use a condom!

(Austin powers): Yeah Baby Yeah!

He now has essentially zero testosterone so his voice will be girlish forever and his muscles will be stunted. He'll never get laid, which is why he should kill himself.

[Ammon777]

He now has essentially zero testosterone so his voice will be girlish forever and his muscles will be stunted. He'll never get laid, which is why he should kill himself.
Maybe he will become an emo.

[Uzik]

I would never have a young dog around kids.

Older dogs are more likely to develop parental behavior towards your children. Young dogs are more likely to treat them like brothers or rivals.

The poodle probably thought it was playing with the baby. Otherwise I don't see why it wouldn't kill the child. Another case of people not knowing how the fuck to raise dogs.


On a more important note, did they find and save the testicles?

[Khumash-Gor]

the mom didnt wake up to a screaming child? didnt it say she was laying next to the kid?

how the fuck do you sleep through something like that

[Metal Wolf]

Just have him shoot horse roids like a pro wrestler the rest of his life and it'll be ok.

[Battle]

I would never have a young dog around kids.

Older dogs are more likely to develop parental behavior towards your children. Young dogs are more likely to treat them like brothers or rivals.

The poodle probably thought it was playing with the baby. Otherwise I don't see why it wouldn't kill the child. Another case of people not knowing how the fuck to raise dogs.


On a more important note, did they find and save the testicles?

Totally agree, there are so many irresponsible dog owners out there who don't train their dogs at all. You see this a lot with the owners of the toy breeds. They just want to spoil them.

[Beeblebrox]

I feel so bad for that baby.......I really do....

Does that means he is going to be a tranny now?

[alphawolf]

Totally agree, there are so many irresponsible dog owners out there who don't train their dogs at all. You see this a lot with the owners of the toy breeds. They just want to spoil them.

QFMFT.

For example I give you this. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/29/AR2007082900491.html

People with toy breeds are fuckheads, usually.

[Simmy]

I feel so bad for that baby.......I really do....

Does that means he is going to be a tranny now?

Proly just a Eunuch.

[sawyerj66]

Wow. Poor kid. I hope they can reattach them. I also hope that he'll somehow be capable of producing children in the future.

It would be amazing if he grew up to either
A) have a poodle phobia
B) view all poodles with pure hatred and disgust

[Battle]

Wow. Poor kid. I hope they can reattach them. I also hope that he'll somehow be capable of producing children in the future.

It would be amazing if he grew up to either
A) have a poodle phobia
B) view all poodles with pure hatred and disgust

Don't all guys already do this?

My girlfriend has a toy poodle.

I just got a Saint Bernard puppy.

Pretty obvious what I am hoping for.

[akrippler]

Naptown!!!!

[-Havoc-]

He can still get fake balls, huge fake balls of steel so that he can clatter them and shout, "I got baaalls of steeeel!!".

Pwn.

[Beeblebrox]

Proly just a Eunuch.

thats when you lose the other part

Wow. Poor kid. I hope they can reattach them. I also hope that he'll somehow be capable of producing children in the future.

It would be amazing if he grew up to either
A) have a poodle phobia
B) view all poodles with pure hatred and disgust

you guys are forgetting that our balls are resposible for producing hormones like testosterone (right?) so he will have to take meds, or grow up as a hermafrothingy.......thingy

what? oh whatever

[Agge]

Man do I feel wrong for thinking this is hilerius.

[shnedit]

Man do I feel wrong for thinking this is hilerius.

I think its funny too, but i also know im a half deranged psychopath.

[Viluin]

I bet he will wish he was a late dropper when he grows up.

[Beeblebrox]

Man do I feel wrong for thinking this is hilerius.

thinking about that makes me feel worse than thinking about that girl who was raped and beaten for a week or so....seriously....he lost his balls!!!!! can you imagine that happening to you......damn I can't get the picture out of my mind........aaarrrgh!

[Agge]

We need a picture of a poodle in a childrens bedroom with some "Im in your childs room, munchin his balls" or something alike.

[Beeblebrox]

We need a picture of a poodle in a childrens bedroom with some "Im in your childs room, munchin his balls" or something alike.

no plz no we don't.....
man, am I the only one who's almost feeling the ballessness pain like some poodle was munching.....my........I can't!

[Cheezo]

the mom didnt wake up to a screaming child? didnt it say she was laying next to the kid?

how the fuck do you sleep through something like that

My sentiments exactly.

[Silverhandorder]

I bet by the time he is 20 or 30 we will have something that can either A make him new balls or take half his genetic material and have sex with his wife.

[Spinewire]

Where Is Your God Now!?!

[Uzik]

Don't all guys already do this?

My girlfriend has a toy poodle.

I just got a Saint Bernard puppy.

Pretty obvious what I am hoping for.

I don't do the whole "purebred" thing, but I had a St. Bernard lab mix.

Amazing dog. Extremely well tempered and very smart. VERY lazy though. St. Bernards are lounging around dogs, which works well if you're a lounge around type person.

Everyone I know who gets purebred dogs has health issues with them. I've also found most of them to be pretty dopey, and only good at what they were bred for.

Purebreds are the hillbillies of dogs IMO.

[alfaroverall]

Where Is Your God Now!?!
CAN IT!

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

[lemmingsoup]

The wasp factory.

[Killuminati]

We need a picture of a poodle in a childrens bedroom with some "Im in your childs room, munchin his balls" or something alike.

MAKE ONE AND DO THE KID SOME JUSTICE.

[Crying Hyena]

First off, where d you find this stuff? Secondly, he can get testosterone implants which release testosterone on a time release. Up until puberty, testosterone levels aren't a major factor. At puberty is when the high testosterone levels hit. Oh that sucks. The dad must be pissed. His son has no balls.

[Jangang]

Well that settles it, I now hate poodles.

[shnedit]

Well that settles it, I now hate poodles.

I hate them anyway, they scare the shit out of me. I mean, .. just look at them their evil.

[ArdentAngel]

Howbout ye shut the hell up. Its not a poodle, its a poodle-terrier mix.

Here ill use your logic.

ALL TERRIERS MUST DIE!!!!! ESPECIALLY CAIRN TERRIERS.

Bother to read the OP?

Poodles rock tbh. Toy breeds are the most "Dangerous" to a male though. Their small jaws created a really small area for all that force....

My grandma told me this story of a mailman who got his left nut completely bitten off by a chihuahua....and he had to drive himself to the hospital with a gaping hole in his nutsack. At least the baby wont remember it....

[Jangang]

Are you saying that a poodle terrier mix isn't a poodle?

/Idiot!

[ArdentAngel]

Are you saying that a poodle terrier mix isn't a poodle?

/Idiot!

I'm saying its just as much a poodle as it is a terrier.

[Helgeran]

CAN IT!

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

[Jangang]

I'm saying its just as much a poodle as it is a terrier.

Alright well I can play the nitpickers game as well.

I believe there are A LOT of different types of terriers. If you are going to refer to it as a terrier then I respectfully demand (lol) that you name the specific breed.

[ArdentAngel]

Alright well I can play the nitpickers game as well.

I believe there are A LOT of different types of terriers. If you are going to refer to it as a terrier then I respectfully demand (lol) that you name the specific breed.

Fine,

It's just as much a Poodle as it is a "Cairn Terrier"

Happy? :P

[Xinnro]

http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8497320

a mom woke up to discover her 1 year old had his diaper off and there was blood on him. she rushed him to the hospital, where it was discovered that his testicles had been ripped out of his scrotum by the woman's 6 month old poodle/terrier mix.



You always post the nicest stories Marrik.

[Jangang]

Fine,

It's just as much a Poodle as it is a "Cairn Terrier"

Happy? :P

Thats better. Though its still a poodle. =P

[Xinnro]

The kid had no balls, he should have fought back.

[ArdentAngel]

Thats better. Though its still a poodle. =P

I think its a cow tbh.

[Agge]

MAKE ONE AND DO THE KID SOME JUSTICE.

To lazy atm.

Maybe tomorow.

[akrippler]

To lazy atm.

Maybe tomorow.

Ill need to be notified of this picture immediatley upon creation.

[Agge]

for the greater good.

[Mippoose]

Should never leave a baby alone with a dog.

What the fuck is wrong with people.

[Xinnro]

Perhaps Darwin was making a pre-emptive strike?

[Agge]

Maybe if that was the dogs name.

[akrippler]

He was just there for the nuget center.

[Xinnro]

Dog was probally wondering where the cream filling was.

[akrippler]

Shoulda waited for puberty, theyd be twice as filling.

[Insomniak]

I don't do the whole "purebred" thing, but I had a St. Bernard lab mix.

Amazing dog. Extremely well tempered and very smart. VERY lazy though. St. Bernards are lounging around dogs, which works well if you're a lounge around type person.

Everyone I know who gets purebred dogs has health issues with them. I've also found most of them to be pretty dopey, and only good at what they were bred for.

Purebreds are the inbreds of dogs IMO.
fix't
MAKE ONE AND DO THE KID SOME JUSTICE.
Working on it as we speak.

[sawyerj66]

Don't all guys already do this?

My girlfriend has a toy poodle.

I just got a Saint Bernard puppy.

Pretty obvious what I am hoping for.
This is true.

I mean like SUPER hatred. The kind of hatred where he goes around kicking poodles 50 feet in the air while their owner is walking them.

And then my husky can come along and eat them.

[Nasty]

If you get a poodle you should expect this type of thing.

[Agge]

They are french after al, they eat any/everything.

[Reikson]

they should just make him a castrato and make millions off him in the opera scene

[Metal Wolf]

I bet by the time he is 20 or 30 we will have something that can either A make him new balls or take half his genetic material and have sex with his wife.
They will just make a clone of him with balls and kill the real him. And then claim the clone is the original with a new procedure done to make him grow his balls back.

[alfaroverall]

They will just make a clone of him with balls and kill the real him. And then claim the clone is the original with a new procedure done to make him grow his balls back.
If the family in question had a couple million to burn and knew a scientist who hadn't succumbed to all the ethical BS around him, that would be a brilliant idea. At 1 year old, it wouldn't even shorten his life expectancy by that much, probably less than 5 years (the cell division in the womb causes a lot of minor damage to one's DNA since there's so many divisions going on, so it accounts for a lot more than 9 months of life when the cell has to do it all over again).

[Insomniak]

I managed to whip this up in about half an hour.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x181/insomniak0/BP.png

[Unahim]

This convinced me. Off-topic is ftw.

[Ragnika]

I managed to whip this up in about half an hour.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x181/insomniak0/BP.png

Haha that shit is crazy! :lmao:

[GFH_Spike]

All negligent parents and toy dogs should be put down together.

[Killersos]

wow good job parents! Scarred for life

[Gloomrender]

I managed to whip this up in about half an hour.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x181/insomniak0/BP.png

Epic.

[Kaorn]

What the Fuck?

[m0j0mann]

I'm now going to look at pictures of kittens for the next five hours so I can forget this thread.

[Eclipso]

I'm now going to look at pictures of kittens for the next five hours so I can forget this thread.

Kittens who eat balls?

[Gloomrender]

No, kittens who tear off balls with their claws, throw them in a blender with formula, and feed it to them.

[Durindana]

Poodles fucking rock bawls

My own big girl is a black Standard, and at six months she could have swallowed a newborn whole. They're very sweet-tempered dogs but they do like to nip, and mine has no idea the damage she can do. I'd never ever let her around a baby unsupervised, she almost accidentally killed a kitten I let her play with once

[Malishan]

"The dingos ate my baby!"

lol, name that movie ^^

[Cheezo]

Didn't expect to see this thread again..