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stalwart
06-09-2008, 03:45 PM
Good lord, best review I've EVER seen in my LIFE

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/226536.html

and he has a brit accent too.

alfaroverall
06-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Does this thing actually exist? If so, epic lulz. If not, where did he get it?

But yeah that wasn't really all that great, the GameStation itself was just the pinnacle of epicness, which cancelled out the failure of the review.

Rokolith
06-09-2008, 03:54 PM
Um it was a little funny I don't see how its so much better than ZP. It was really funny when he used the crowbar, but I have to disagree that it was "the best review ever".

stalwart
06-09-2008, 03:55 PM
Does this thing actually exist? If so, epic lulz. If not, where did he get it?

it's one of a 100 chinese import knock offs. i thought for the first 3-4 minutes it was one of the ones that doesn't open up at all, but loads up on your TV screen and you can play 100000s of NES games.

which happen to be 3 NES games that you have different cheat codes unlocked for.

i didn't realize at first, but on their "playlist" they have several... http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/226419.html

Lethn
06-09-2008, 03:55 PM
That's fucking hillarious, I burst out laughing when he took out the crowbar :p

stalwart
06-09-2008, 05:47 PM
That's fucking hillarious, I burst out laughing when he took out the crowbar :p

i was at work when i first saw that. fell out of my chair.

Carbonlegend
06-09-2008, 05:55 PM
"thats Satan's ringtone" British humour you cant beat it.

stalwart
06-09-2008, 05:57 PM
"thats Satan's ringtone" British humour you cant beat it.

wtf are you talking about? i can watch british TV for like 4 hours and finally get to a gem like that.

if you mean "can't beat sitting there forever for a 10 second bit of hilarity" then i guess you are correct. otherwise, i'd rather have american tv that keeps you at a good chuckle the entire way through.

Carbonlegend
06-09-2008, 05:59 PM
wtf are you talking about? i can watch british TV for like 4 hours and finally get to a gem like that.

if you mean "can't beat sitting there forever for a 10 second bit of hilarity" then i guess you are correct. otherwise, i'd rather have american tv that keeps you at a good chuckle the entire way through.

Its a matter of opinion then that was just one example of what i would call funny from that review bits i believe were overdone but nevertheless of... i dont care that guy i was arguing with left funny british end of.

shnedit
06-09-2008, 05:59 PM
if you mean "can't beat sitting there forever for a 10 second bit of hilarity" then i guess you are correct. otherwise, i'd rather have american tv that keeps you at a good chuckle the entire way through.

suppose it depends if your english or american, being english i cant stand 90% of american tv.

stalwart
06-09-2008, 06:00 PM
bah. watching british TV is like watching baseball. you can fucking fall asleep during it and not really miss anything.

the best way to watch it is to just watch ESPN at the end of the day and catch the highlights.

Fro
06-09-2008, 06:02 PM
suppose it depends if your english or american, being english i cant stand 90% of american tv.

Yeh it sucks we get so dam much American tv over here. Alot of the classic British programmes are finished. I must admit i laugh alot at American tv though, normaly at how bad i find it.

Lethn
06-09-2008, 06:07 PM
Father Ted's awesome, but the guys on their are Irish though :p

"Drink! Drink!"

Kaorn
06-09-2008, 06:07 PM
PS3 one was better.

Corpsefire
06-09-2008, 08:34 PM
his reviews were not funny at all

Nexus
06-09-2008, 08:47 PM
I like the Polystation 3 review.

Reikson
06-09-2008, 08:49 PM
am I the only one who did not laugh at all?

sawyerj66
06-09-2008, 09:14 PM
am I the only one who did not laugh at all?
That's what I was thinking.

Either I'm emotionally stunted, or that just wasn't funny at all.

Corpsefire
06-09-2008, 09:16 PM
am I the only one who did not laugh at all?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/35-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl

Gloomrender
06-09-2008, 09:22 PM
wtf are you talking about? i can watch british TV for like 4 hours and finally get to a gem like that.

if you mean "can't beat sitting there forever for a 10 second bit of hilarity" then i guess you are correct. otherwise, i'd rather have american tv that keeps you at a good chuckle the entire way through.

Ya, weve got Carlos Mencia and The Cable Guy. So much better than British humor.

CaptainCrackers
06-09-2008, 09:24 PM
it's been a long time since i saw his reviews, they're here btw: http://www.youtube.com/user/ashens

Ludo
06-09-2008, 09:26 PM
HAHA - that's exactly the kind of crap I bought in Turkey on the plane. HAHA, those menu sounds are awesome to annoy the crap out of everyone around you!

Fro
06-09-2008, 09:28 PM
That's what I was thinking.

Either I'm emotionally stunted, or that just wasn't funny at all.

Maybe you just dont like British humor.

am I the only one who did not laugh at all?

Do you laugh everytime you hear the word boobs?

Phalanx
06-09-2008, 09:37 PM
Decent, but he's no Yahtzee.

Xinnro
06-09-2008, 09:48 PM
I was getting bored and about to turn it off, but then he took out the crowbar, I giggled, then turned it off when it got boring again.

Daccus
06-09-2008, 09:59 PM
Maybe you just dont like British humor.



Do you laugh everytime you hear the word boobs?

I love British humor, I'm a huge fan of everything Monty Python, Terry Pratchett and Mr. Bean, I even used to watch Absolutely Fabulous. I watched that review and the best it did was make me smile at the crowbar and the Satan's ring tone, the rest was boring. It just seemed like he was trying too hard, to get us to laugh. Yes, we all know, electronics packaging is like hard as hell and the plastic is sharp enough to shave with, that jokes been done countless times before. The rest of it was just really not that funny.

heroshade
06-09-2008, 10:05 PM
Good lord, best review I've EVER seen in my LIFE

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/226536.html

and he has a brit accent too.


I will not watch this review because I refuse to believe that anybody can be funnier than Yahtzee Croshaw...

Reikson
06-09-2008, 10:09 PM
Ya, weve got Carlos Mencia and The Cable Guy. So much better than British humor.

but we have

this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/17666/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-day-man#s-p1-st-i1)

and this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4517/futurama-execution#s-p10-st-i0)

and this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/21833/the-simpsons-dead-family-joke#s-p10-st-i1)

and Tobias (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=24Bubq11mR8&feature=related)

and of course festivus (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I-wm9N0KiAs&feature=related)

stalwart
06-09-2008, 10:23 PM
HAHA - that's exactly the kind of crap I bought in Turkey on the plane. HAHA, those menu sounds are awesome to annoy the crap out of everyone around you!

i used to go around the shady import stores and pick shit like this up.

then i'd stop by across the street and look at the hookers. was never really brave enough to get one.

Fro
06-09-2008, 10:31 PM
I love British humor, I'm a huge fan of everything Monty Python, Terry Pratchett and Mr. Bean, I even used to watch Absolutely Fabulous. I watched that review and the best it did was make me smile at the crowbar and the Satan's ring tone, the rest was boring. It just seemed like he was trying too hard, to get us to laugh. Yes, we all know, electronics packaging is like hard as hell and the plastic is sharp enough to shave with, that jokes been done countless times before. The rest of it was just really not that funny.

Fair enough. I though it was quite funny personaly.

Kekshorts
06-09-2008, 10:35 PM
am I the only one who did not laugh at all?

ur not the only one, don't worry, it just wasn't funny