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Helgeran
06-04-2008, 14:09
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Zwarp
06-04-2008, 14:10
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Suck something

MandorRook
06-04-2008, 14:10
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Echinacea, but you really should have started it when you first started getting sick.

Spades Felligan
06-04-2008, 14:10
How is that suffering? You don't have to go to school!!!

Kheiron
06-04-2008, 14:14
Watch some porn and take your mind off your ailment.
Who cares if you can't breath through your nose or have sluggish co-ordination. The best victories are those ones you have to work hardest for.

Atnas
06-04-2008, 14:18
Send "get well" cards to yourself!

Matriel
06-04-2008, 14:27
Take a couple shots of nyquil and sleep it off.

Viluin
06-04-2008, 14:29
If you're like me, then snorting salt water may help when you have anything that even remotely resembles a flu.

Marx
06-04-2008, 14:30
12g of paracetamol.

Slaker
06-04-2008, 14:33
eat mcdo.

FrostByte
06-04-2008, 14:34
If you're like me, then snorting salt water may help when you have anything that even remotely resembles a flu.

Recipe is on glass of water with as much salt as you can get...

Seriously, find a doctor to prescribe you alcohol (medical stuff, over 95% thingie), mix with anything you like. Instant cure...or atleast you don´t give a shit anymore.

Kietharr
06-04-2008, 14:38
Heroin is the only cure for the flu, I suggest doing as much as you can.

Mordhak
06-04-2008, 14:41
Stick your tongue in the electricity plug, it'll kill off all the bad bacteria in your body.

Viluin
06-04-2008, 14:43
Recipe is on glass of water with as much salt as you can get...

Just a teaspoon. And it was not a joke, actually. It always makes me feel better, it kinda works like nasal spray. I think Jangang taught me about it on this very forum.

Stilicho
06-04-2008, 14:46
I finding sniffing pickle juice helps. I'm actually serious.

Kaorn
06-04-2008, 16:36
Make everyone else sick!

inox
06-04-2008, 16:40
Just a teaspoon. And it was not a joke, actually. It always makes me feel better, it kinda works like nasal spray. I think Jangang taught me about it on this very forum.

Do you mean like letting salt water enter one nostril and run through the entire system and out the other one? That is awesome incarnated.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:09
I do the salt water thing as well. But insted of snorting it I gargle it.

Take a microwavable cup about 3/4 full, pure a good amount of salt (enough to turn the water a good murky white) inside, mix, microwave till tolerably hot (not hot enough to burn yourself), mix again, gargle, and spit (DO NOT SWOLLOW).

If you did it right you'll gag and cough up a crap ton of mucus. This helps with coughing, sore throut, stuffy nose (most of the time), and post nasal drip.

note: don't drink the water if you can. that amount of salt is not really good for you if you consume it. A little bit is fine but don't swollow if you can help it. :ohno:

Fro
06-04-2008, 17:10
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Kill yourself?

shnedit
06-04-2008, 17:13
I feel drinking would be a good idea. Id rather be drunk with a cold than sober with one. Thats logic.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:14
Kill yourself?

while that would let him get over his suffering... would kinda suck to kill oneself right before graduating highschool wouldn't it?

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 17:15
Alcohol + paracetamol, you deff won't care about the flu then.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:16
I feel drinking would be a good idea. Id rather be drunk with a cold than sober with one. Thats logic.

quit confusing everything with your logic and edumercated frases!! :(

Red Morgan
06-04-2008, 17:19
One Christmas I had a freaking horrible flu. My gf at the time bought me some little korean ginger candies that were really hot and spicy. I think they're magic flu killing candies and they saved my life.

Also, usually when I get sick I go jogging. I don't know what it is, but it seems to help.

heroshade
06-04-2008, 17:20
inject air into your bloodstream. trust me it will get rid of your flu

Senti
06-04-2008, 17:24
You know what?

You should hire a whore.
That'll make you feel better.


Also, usually when I get sick I go jogging. I don't know what it is, but it seems to help.

It might be that thing that's called Oxygen.

It tends to do a good bit of help.

Plus, going jogging increases your BPM, allowing your body to flush out unhealthy shit faster.

you could alternatively take a really cold shower, helps after exercising really hard to prevent being painfully sore.

Largion
06-04-2008, 17:27
You know what?

You should hire a whore.
That'll make you feel better.

what do you charge

Senti
06-04-2008, 17:28
what do you charge

I don't fuck ugly women.


But for the hot ones, it generally depends. I usually work for food. If you'll make me a crumb cake from scratch, damn... Sure!

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:28
OMG! Oxygen os over rated!! :ninja:

Senti
06-04-2008, 17:29
OMG! Oxygen os over rated!! :ninja:

So are instruments other than a lute.


Note: There's no F there for a reason.

Agge
06-04-2008, 17:31
Alcohol.

Though I doubt it will help to be honest.

Viluin
06-04-2008, 17:31
Do you mean like letting salt water enter one nostril and run through the entire system and out the other one? That is awesome incarnated.

You snort it with one nostril, like cocaine. Except that if you do it well the salt water will either appear at the back of your throat allowing you to gag and spit it out, or it'll come back out of your nostrils I suppose. If you don't do it well it'll get stuck somewhere in your nose, which is unpleasant.

It helps clean out the sinuses which can make you feel better.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:31
OMG! Oxygen is over rated!! :ninja:

Bah I should learn to type... :bang:

Senti
06-04-2008, 17:33
Oh!

Cut your wrist and rub some onion in there too.

Or garlic. That too.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:35
Such wisdom..

Teach me senti!!

Gunther TheBlack
06-04-2008, 17:45
GET WASTED


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE EEEEE!!!!!!

shnedit
06-04-2008, 17:47
Gunther's thread broke my browser.

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:47
GET WASTED


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE EEEEE!!!!!!

Agreed :D

Senti
06-04-2008, 17:49
Such wisdom..

Teach me senti!!

drink eggs (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/1505274231_1de4d508ca.jpg?v=0)
and eat knife cereal (http://full.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/ganola-bar-in-tray-with-knife.jpg)

heroshade
06-04-2008, 17:50
the fuck?

Someone
06-04-2008, 17:56
Get some nice Nasal spray out of the closest apothecary, carry it with you along with a liberal supply of hankies. Use the spray and breathe freely through your nose after about 15-20 seconds and then go to whatever graduation party you got going and get fucking drunk and keep partying until they throw you out because it's closing time.

Suitepee
06-04-2008, 17:56
Other: achieve a 7k post count on Forumfall. :D

Brillen
06-04-2008, 17:57
drink eggs (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/1505274231_1de4d508ca.jpg?v=0)
and eat knife cereal (http://full.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/ganola-bar-in-tray-with-knife.jpg)

OMG! eggs!! Could it REALLY be that simple? So crazy... IT HAS TO WORK!! :eek:

ppsh42
06-04-2008, 18:35
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Traveling, swallowing Dramamine.;)

Carbonlegend
06-04-2008, 19:00
Heroin is the only cure for the flu, I suggest doing as much as you can.

rofl when i saw this you shouldn't say that to minors you know they might actually believe you. Eeeww anyone who touches that filth is seriously fucked up

ppsh42
06-04-2008, 19:07
rofl when i saw this you shouldn't say that to minors you know they might actually believe you. Eeeww anyone who touches that filth is seriously fucked up

Heroin is the worst drug out...that stuff messes u up, no literally.

Metal Wolf
06-04-2008, 19:19
Alcohol + paracetamol, you deff won't care about the flu then.

Another vote for this. repeat application till sickness goes away.

FrostByte
06-04-2008, 19:41
Just a teaspoon. And it was not a joke, actually. It always makes me feel better, it kinda works like nasal spray. I think Jangang taught me about it on this very forum.

Yeah i know, i do it time to time myself.

There´s even special cans for it available, makes the thing a lot easier.

-edit, it´s a lot more easier to find right type of container, twist your head in right angle and just pour the water down your other nostril and let it run out of another.

Helgeran
06-04-2008, 20:00
Well it probably isn't flu, I feel so shit because my body temp is around 40C atm (termometer showed 39.5 but it's designed for sticking in the butt but I used it in the armpit instead).

Red Morgan
06-04-2008, 20:03
Well it probably isn't flu, I feel so shit because my body temp is around 40C atm (termometer showed 39.5 but it's designed for sticking in the butt but I used it in the armpit instead).

Stick it in your butt, then tell us the temperature. Do it slowly.

Agge
06-04-2008, 20:03
*drool*

Helgeran
06-04-2008, 20:08
Stick it in your butt, then tell us the temperature. Do it slowly.
Stop trying to make me hot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ30_DJEASk)

IcePillow
06-04-2008, 20:32
Diazepam will probably get you out of suffering.

Simmy
06-04-2008, 21:41
Shot of straight up vodka (of any type) will clear you sinuses right up.

After a few shots you wont even notice your sick anymore.

Gloomrender
06-04-2008, 21:41
Bleed it out.

alfaroverall
06-04-2008, 21:43
Paracetamol (acetaminophen for any non-nerdy US folk with poor google-fu) will do no good in helping with a flu unless you have inflammation or other, similar pain. It is not a significant anti-pyretic agent (that is, it does almost nothing to fix a fever.) So I'd go with ibuprofen or aspirin instead, and no alcohol (if any alcohol, try like a single shot of rum. Really small doses of alcohol are decent painkillers.)

Incanam
06-04-2008, 22:55
you could alternatively take a really cold shower, helps after exercising really hard to prevent being painfully sore.
Damn I wish I knew that before...

losinglife
06-05-2008, 05:08
get drunk and bang one of yoru hot teachers before you officially graduate

Lofwyrr
06-05-2008, 05:10
So I'm struck with the worst flu I've had in years and tomorrow I graduate from highschool. How should I ease my suffering?

Just an advice:
Don't use paracetamol and alcohol at the same time.
You damage your liver severely. And no, it does not regenerate.