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Erwanesse
06-04-2008, 13:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToX_wcKabiY

Have you ever tried chatting up a girl in this way??
It might actually work for some...

BlackVolgan
06-04-2008, 13:20
rofl, thats extreme!

Aery
06-04-2008, 13:25
Methods which might work for oversized geeks who suffer a trauma with every gaze they lay upon a woman, even if that woman resembles a horse more than a homosapien.

Skree
06-04-2008, 13:26
rofl, thats extreme!

Definately a rofl !

Skree

Bunkah
06-04-2008, 13:26
Methods which might work for oversized geeks who suffer a trauma with every gaze they lay upon a woman, even if that woman resembles a horse more than a homosapien.

You would need a rocket launcher then......

FrostByte
06-04-2008, 13:27
Damn, you should mention if it needs tools...now i have to buy a handgun, and with local laws it´s nigh impossible!

shnedit
06-04-2008, 13:27
where i put my notebook..

Tiarilir
06-04-2008, 13:28
Lol, awesome

Lethn
06-04-2008, 15:00
rofl oh I actually needed a laugh like that.

Uzik
06-04-2008, 15:11
Omfg I need to get that show on DVD now. Watch the "How many girls have you slept with" clip.

Is that the fat guy from Shaun of the Dead?

Erwanesse
06-04-2008, 15:16
Nick Frost, yeah that's him... If you liked Shaun of the dead, try watching Hot Fuzz as well, another brilliant one from the same crew.

Silky
06-04-2008, 15:56
after 3 exams this was just what i needed =D

Kaorn
06-04-2008, 16:33
I did not see that coming, epic.

Ragnika
06-04-2008, 17:10
Wow. Very cool.

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 17:26
hahahahaah

"too mean?"


Nick Frost, yeah that's him... If you liked Shaun of the dead, try watching Hot Fuzz as well, another brilliant one from the same crew.

Timothy Dalton in that film made me piss my self almost 100% of the time..

Erwanesse
06-04-2008, 17:36
hahahahaah

"too mean?"



Timothy Dalton in that film made me piss my self almost 100% of the time..

Yeah I agree, was surprised to see him in that role but he pulled it off brilliantly.

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 17:42
Yeah I agree, was surprised to see him in that role but he pulled it off brilliantly.
The spike through the face at the end had me in stiches for ages.... hahaha

Oh and the music that was playing in his car after the house burnt down had me creasing with laughter and i don't think anyone else noticed it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DU7pgAyNurA

Erwanesse
06-04-2008, 17:52
The spike through the face at the end had me in stiches for ages.... hahaha

Oh and the music that was playing in his car after the house burnt down had me creasing with laughter and i don't think anyone else noticed it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DU7pgAyNurA

Aha I've noticed that one, it made me laugh too, I think that in the scene when they investigate the car "accident" he also passes with a car and the radio plays the music which references the event. Or have I dreamed that one?

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 17:56
Aha I've noticed that one, it made me laugh too, I think that in the scene when they investigate the car "accident" he also passes with a car and the radio plays the music which references the event. Or have I dreamed that one?
it rings a bell but i cannot remeber what song it was that he was playing... i need to watch that film again. kicking the oap in the face was unexpected aswell.

Atnas
06-04-2008, 18:00
The spike through the face at the end had me in stiches for ages.... hahaha

Oh and the music that was playing in his car after the house burnt down had me creasing with laughter and i don't think anyone else noticed it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DU7pgAyNurA

I spent several hours looking up that track after I saw the movie. So worth it!

heroshade
06-04-2008, 18:10
god damnit. um....It doesn't work in real life either

korosec
06-04-2008, 18:18
zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzebLTZpfo) line , watch to the last second

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 18:19
zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzebLTZpfo) line , watch to the last second
lolz

Ragnika
06-04-2008, 18:53
zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzebLTZpfo) line , watch to the last second

:lmao:

heroshade
06-04-2008, 20:27
zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzebLTZpfo) line , watch to the last second

lolz

alfaroverall
06-04-2008, 20:39
I seriously did not see that coming. I saw a wide variety of things, including punching the woman in the face, coming, but not that. I didn't laugh though, dunno why.

Erwanesse
06-04-2008, 20:42
I seriously did not see that coming. I saw a wide variety of things, including punching the woman in the face, coming, but not that. I didn't laugh though, dunno why.

Maybe it was such an incredible shock, you couldn't ;)

Agge
06-04-2008, 20:44
Thanks for the laugh.

Spikey
06-04-2008, 20:46
Ahh, English comedy at it's finest.

Gloomrender
06-04-2008, 20:49
This works guys...

You just need to shoot her in the head. Then you can have all the sex you want with her.

alfaroverall
06-04-2008, 21:02
zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzebLTZpfo) line , watch to the last second
Aw man, that is awful. Good awful though.

Aery
06-04-2008, 21:43
This works guys...

You just need to shoot her in the head. Then you can have all the sex you want with her.

This cracked me up even more hahaha thx a bunch lad :D

Ragnika
06-04-2008, 21:54
This works guys...

You just need to shoot her in the head. Then you can have all the sex you want with her.

In addition to a new hole to experiment with. :ninja:

Wua, wua, wuaaaaaaaa.

losinglife
06-05-2008, 05:52
nice, wasnt seeing the gunshot coming

Xinnro
06-05-2008, 05:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eng-pRT9uA&feature=related

Marrik
11-04-2008, 20:43
holy ninja bump, batman!

Eclipso
11-04-2008, 21:03
holy ninja bump, batman!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw&NR=1
spaced is a better show


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4

Wickfield
11-04-2008, 21:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw&NR=1
spaced is a better show


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4

lol!

ejnomad07
11-04-2008, 21:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToX_wcKabiY

Have you ever tried chatting up a girl in this way??
It might actually work for some...

:lmao:

I expected something off the wall, but not that.

akrippler
11-04-2008, 21:23
This wasnt funny, at all.

Jezrith
11-04-2008, 22:01
This wasnt funny, at all.

W2B Sense of Humor? Only 2K gold!

Honest Bill
11-04-2008, 22:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw&NR=1
spaced is a better show


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4

I concur. Spaced is the most awesome comedy show ever

Thoric
11-04-2008, 22:28
Nick Frost is the win.

epicor
11-04-2008, 22:29
lol awsome

stem589
11-04-2008, 22:48
My favorite pick-up line (and it always works) is:

“Hey Baby……. does this smell like chloroform to you?”