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Jarkovii
06-04-2008, 08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0&feature=related

I wonder how much THAT took. :D

heroshade
06-04-2008, 08:11
yes

Someone
06-04-2008, 08:15
Probably, although I didn't marry any fat chicks.

GFH_Spike
06-04-2008, 08:33
I wasn't expecting the kid. Nice twist, if unrealistic.

If women popped out babies that quickly, civilization would be following the tenants of survival of the fittest.

Hmm. :idea:

Afgar
06-04-2008, 08:38
I wasn't expecting the kid. Nice twist, if unrealistic.

If women popped out babies that quickly, civilization would be following the tenants of survival of the fittest.

Hmm. :idea:

You missed the joke. They weren't trying to say that all that shit had happened in one night.

GFH_Spike
06-04-2008, 08:40
You missed the joke. They weren't trying to say that all that shit had happened in one night.

I had realized that.

Aery
06-04-2008, 09:00
I have been once actually.

Couldn't distinguish anything and black holes we're filling the length of the night only to leave some gaps of vague memories.

Woke up with about a 100 thorns in my body, hands and stuff.

Aragoni
06-04-2008, 09:03
No. I stop drinking once I become abit tipsy.

Spinewire
06-04-2008, 10:09
I have been drunk enough to need to lie down.... and stay there.

i lol'ed at the vid

Ammon777
06-04-2008, 10:11
No, I have never had that happen.

Zwarp
06-04-2008, 10:14
Once, I could have married a good looking girl if she had asked me. So i guess not this drunk :p

Kyur
06-04-2008, 10:16
Nope..

And id still walk out the door after seeing the picture, AND the kid, god DAMN, what was he thinking?

the Akorn
06-04-2008, 11:37
yes. There is something to be said for the sheer range of emotions you go through when you wake up next to a chick that can eat you.

losinglife
06-04-2008, 11:43
thank god i dont get beer goggles for fatties, no matter how drunk i be.

FrostByte
06-04-2008, 11:49
I haven´t, but know a guy who has.

He really woke up after a lengthy - 1-2 weeks i believe - drinking spree, only to find himself married to a woman he couldn´t remeber...no kids though.

Reikson
06-04-2008, 19:22
I wasn't expecting the kid. Nice twist, if unrealistic.

If women popped out babies that quickly, civilization would be following the tenants of survival of the fittest.

Hmm. :idea:

I think it is suppose to be that he got so drunk he forgot she was his wife

Xinnro
06-04-2008, 19:25
Luckily I never really get beer goggles.

IF anything, when I get drunk, my standards go up.

Agge
06-04-2008, 19:29
On topic, I wish.

I get way to emotional when I get to drunk though and yet I can't help loving to get wasted.

Silverhandorder
06-04-2008, 20:09
Two weeks ago I woke up in bed with two girls that I do not know and my GF standing in the doorway. Surprisingly she was cool about it. I was more or less dressed with the same stuff I were the night before.

Xinnro
06-04-2008, 20:16
Two weeks ago I woke up in bed with two girls that I do not know and my GF standing in the doorway. Surprisingly she was cool about it. I was more or less dressed with the same stuff I were the night before.

I've had similar happenings

Though I still would like to wear up wearing a wedding ring.

Silky
06-04-2008, 20:18
lol

nice sig by the way

Beeblebrox
06-04-2008, 20:19
Two weeks ago I woke up in bed with two girls that I do not know and my GF standing in the doorway. Surprisingly she was cool about it. I was more or less dressed with the same stuff I were the night before.

wait second, what? No, seriously, WHAT?

Aragoni
06-04-2008, 20:20
wait second, what? No, seriously, WHAT?

You actually took that one seriously? :bang:

Beeblebrox
06-04-2008, 20:23
You actually took that one seriously? :bang:

Yes I did. You see, Ive seen this happen before, but it's one of those 1 in a million situations....but still, the girl would have to be some kind of cheating perv herself to be cool with that.

Silverhandorder
06-04-2008, 20:25
Yes I did. You see, Ive seen this happen before, but it's one of those 1 in a million situations....but still, the girl would have to be some kind of cheating perv herself to be cool with that.

No she is just awesome.

ikhoefnix
12-04-2008, 07:25
lol funny vid

Lethn
12-04-2008, 07:26
I haven´t, but know a guy who has.

He really woke up after a lengthy - 1-2 weeks i believe - drinking spree, only to find himself married to a woman he couldn´t remeber...no kids though.

rofl Homer Simpson? :p

This kind of stuff just reminds me to take my alchohol at a sensible pace.

Carl Ragadamn
12-04-2008, 07:28
lol funny vid

Die necro scum...I hope you get a 50pt infraction for digging this bullshit thread up.

ppsh42
12-04-2008, 07:29
I drank 3/4 of a 750ml Stolichnaya that got me fucked up. I literally tried to sit on a chair head first. I had also allegedly ran around the front lawns of my friend's neighbors and kicked over their lamps and flowers. The next day was vomitting, drinking water, and going to sleep over and over. I told my parents I had the flu rofl.

Hadrian99
12-04-2008, 07:55
Never been with a chick that ugly, but have bonked a semi fatty, not that big or ugly though.

Dahoma
12-04-2008, 07:57
Haha! Priceless.

And no, I've never been that drunk.

Spart
12-04-2008, 08:02
I drank 3/4 of a 750ml Stolichnaya that got me fucked up. I literally tried to sit on a chair head first. I had also allegedly ran around the front lawns of my friend's neighbors and kicked over their lamps and flowers. The next day was vomitting, drinking water, and going to sleep over and over. I told my parents I had the flu rofl.

What strength did you have?

At a party I went to about 3 months, I had a bottle of Vodka. Drank it all in about half an hour. I can't remember anything for the next 8 hours, however I've been told none of it was good.

I do however remember waking up at 5 in the morning, still completely smashed, and stumbling around thinking I must have passed out for only a few minutes (because of how drunk I was). I got quite a surprise when I found my friends (finally- took me quite a while) and they told me it was 5 in the morning.

ppsh42
12-04-2008, 08:06
What strength did you have?

At a party I went to about 3 months, I had a bottle of Vodka. Drank it all in about half an hour. I can't remember anything for the next 8 hours, however I've been told none of it was good.

I do however remember waking up at 5 in the morning, still completely smashed, and stumbling around thinking I must have passed out for only a few minutes (because of how drunk I was). I got quite a surprise when I found my friends (finally- took me quite a while) and they told me it was 5 in the morning.

I believe it was 40% by volume. The point is I just started to jug it. Jug, bite into a cucumber, jug, etc. My friends were in shock and at the same time pissed because they were hoping to get at least half the bottle to share amongst themselves. I remember sitting on the chair, and I felt like one side of me felt 200 lbs. and I tipped over smashing my face into the grass. I could barely recognize my friends when they tried to help me up because of the delirium.

Spart
12-04-2008, 08:17
I believe it was 40% by volume. The point is I just started to jug it. Jug, bite into a cucumber, jug, etc. My friends were in shock and at the same time pissed because they were hoping to get at least half the bottle to share amongst themselves. I remember sitting on the chair, and I felt like one side of me felt 200 lbs. and I tipped over smashing my face into the grass. I could barely recognize my friends when they tried to help me up because of the delirium.

Haha, nice. Yea, I was sort of having a competition with my friends. I had a bottle of vodka, and the three of them had one. I drank mine faster than they did. I so won.

Did you even feel when you hit the ground? Best part about being at that point, you fall over and don't feel a thing.

popsaregood230
12-04-2008, 08:19
I'll be honesy im sxdteremly drunk rigt now im enjoying smoe eercear and some froum fall so emnjoy yuoytrdke

ppsh42
12-04-2008, 08:20
Haha, nice. Yea, I was sort of having a competition with my friends. I had a bottle of vodka, and the three of them had one. I drank mine faster than they did. I so won.

Did you even feel when you hit the ground? Best part about being at that point, you fall over and don't feel a thing.

Not only that I didn't feel the pain at all, I also didn't feel the energy in me to lift myself up because I felt like my upper body weighed over 200 lbs., so my friends had to help me get up, or I would've drowned in grass and dirt.

TubeSock
12-04-2008, 08:25
You should have seen me on halloween.

Jezrith
12-04-2008, 08:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0&feature=related

I wonder how much THAT took. :D

That one was good, but this one on the related videos was way more acurate...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM&NR=1

ppsh42
12-04-2008, 08:30
That one was good, but this one on the related videos was way more acurate...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM&NR=1

I remember watching the clip of the guy in the police station. :lmao:

paade
12-04-2008, 08:35
i am, no kid yet though.

My friend, who was about 20yr old at the time, once woke up next to a 50yr old hideous woman. First thing she said in the morning was, "you happen to have a bucket full of beer dear?". He then ran in terror.

Badem
12-04-2008, 13:20
Two weeks ago I woke up in bed with two girls that I do not know and my GF standing in the doorway. Surprisingly she was cool about it. I was more or less dressed with the same stuff I were the night before.

lucky Bastard
I came home so drunk one night I asked my girlfriend to leave so I could have sex with teh girl i brough home with me, I woke up teh next morning and did a Coyotte to escape, only to realise it was my place, Gave her money for taxi and kicked her out, Suffice to say the relationship with my girlfriend was over
her words 'I cant believe you brought a pig like that home and slept with it when you had me waiting for you'
And yes I fucking cried cos my Ex was fucking Charlize Theron HOT :(

Norenche
12-04-2008, 14:31
Once I woke up at about 50 km away from home but not THAT drunk.

DoveAlexa
12-04-2008, 16:26
No she is just awesome.
No, shes a low self-worth fool. She should have left you, you are scum.


lucky Bastard
I came home so drunk one night I asked my girlfriend to leave so I could have sex with teh girl i brough home with me, I woke up teh next morning and did a Coyotte to escape, only to realise it was my place, Gave her money for taxi and kicked her out, Suffice to say the relationship with my girlfriend was over
her words 'I cant believe you brought a pig like that home and slept with it when you had me waiting for you'
And yes I fucking cried cos my Ex was fucking Charlize Theron HOT :(
You are also scum.

You both need to die.

stalwart
12-04-2008, 16:54
that's a good show. surprising, seeing as how it was on the BBC.

Lethn
12-04-2008, 16:55
No, shes a low self-worth fool. She should have left you, you are scum.


You are also scum.

You both need to die.

*pets* Don't take anything they say seriously, they're just trolls trying to look hardass to the rest of the world.

Matriel
12-04-2008, 17:05
thank god i dont get beer goggles for fatties, no matter how drunk i be.

Probably because you don't know how to properly drink. :(

Slypieguy
12-04-2008, 17:07
My fear of fatties is so engrained in me that no amount of alcohol could make me do such a thing. Even when blacked out, my anti-fatty instincts take over.

Barbarossa
12-04-2008, 17:09
I've been drunk enough, years ago of course, to wake up next to a woman that I didn't remember her name but never, ever woke up next to a fattie or a fugly or both.

Slypieguy
12-04-2008, 17:18
I've been drunk enough, years ago of course, to wake up next to a woman that I didn't remember her name but never, ever woke up next to a fattie or a fugly or both.

I've waken up not knowing her name without being drunk :p

Barbarossa
12-04-2008, 17:22
I've waken up not knowing her name without being drunk :p

LOL.

That's bad, my friend.

Slypieguy
12-04-2008, 17:29
LOL.

That's bad, my friend.

In fairness it was some weird Chinese name... "I can't be bothered" to remember that, as the Brits would say

Nehemia
12-04-2008, 17:38
No. I stop drinking once I become abit tipsy.

See? And this man claims to be descendant of a viking! Oh come on, you're just a wuss..

You've drank enough when the police check out your promiles and they start thinking if their alcohol meter is broken.
[Woohoo at Juhannus 08']

slugy
12-04-2008, 18:08
i used to get so drunk i would not be able to remember anything untill friends told me the day after... but still no. not drunk enough to get married.

slugy
12-04-2008, 18:09
Luckily I never really get beer goggles.

IF anything, when I get drunk, my standards go up.

if thats true id say you were doing it wrong.

Aragoni
12-04-2008, 18:11
Nice ress. I said that I only drink myself 'til I'm tipsy.. Boy, haven't I changed the last few months.

losinglife
12-05-2008, 05:54
Probably because you don't know how to properly drink. :(

1. consume tons of free drinks
2. black out
3. wake up next morning naked


seems to be in line with the proper edicate

Xtra-Medium
12-05-2008, 05:58
i have been drunker than fuck and still don't find fat bitches or ugly bitches attractive. thank the lord

Crying Hyena
12-05-2008, 05:59
Thankfully no but I did get a text from one of my boys as to why he was laying next to a fat chick and had no recollection of his birthday party.

Xtra-Medium
12-05-2008, 06:03
see thats why you NEVER let fat bitches in the party, butterface you can let in, atleast she has a nice body so when you wake up next to her its not so horrible

Denrick
12-05-2008, 06:04
Never.














I didn't read the thread or anyone's replies.

Vanno
12-05-2008, 07:32
No, I usually either stop well before that point or go well beyond and pass out.

Camelmix
12-05-2008, 07:37
God I hope not.

ArdentAngel
12-05-2008, 07:51
Coyote Ugly HAHAHAHAHA....

omnigol
12-05-2008, 08:02
I can't get that stupid. I will fall asleep before I do.

ejnomad07
12-05-2008, 08:04
Can't say I have.