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diddums
06-03-2008, 10:05
Just what it says on the tin.

Teacher's lounge.

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 10:09
bunch of crates

Angry-Khan
06-03-2008, 10:11
bbq pit.




we are talking about cooking amirite?

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 10:12
we are talking about cooking amirite?

uh sorry i thought this thread was about pyromaniacs

Viluin
06-03-2008, 10:17
Underwater while diving with sharks.

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 10:19
Underwater while diving with sharks.

Damn how did you set something underwater on fire? You are my hero ! Did you cook the sharks too?

Viluin
06-03-2008, 10:20
Damn how did you set something underwater on fire? You are my hero ! Did you cook the sharks too?

I was talking about having mad sex with a DD cupped supermodel.

Skree
06-03-2008, 10:54
In the Baptismal in a Baptist church. (some chuches have a place to baptize, dip in water, right in the front just behind the choir, For all you heathans info...lol)

Off ramp just north of San Antonio on I-35 in the afternoon, lots of trafic.

In the water at Biloxi beach durring the day. (but hasn't everyone done it at a public beach at 1 time or another ?)

In a SUV on Highway 35 and on MOPAC in Austin while driving....several times. (Small "spinner" GF)

In the Cavern area of a Cave at Blue Springs just North of Lee in Madison county (north) Florida. (underwater)

While spelunking hanging from a rope while rappelling into a cave near Sand Mountain Georgia. (spelunking turns chicks on like you can't believe, if you can get them to go)

In Barton Springs in Austin, before they fenced it you could go in at night, and after (fencing) you just go to the far "shallow" end most any day.

In a ally in New Orleans durring Mardi Gras (lots of dark allys in the French Quarter)

On my bass boat in the swamps arround Little and Big Lake Baratarias' south of New Orleans. (Launching out of Bayou Segnette)

never on a plane....yet !!!

Skree

dhmacdonell
06-03-2008, 11:06
I was talking about having mad sex with a DD cupped supermodel.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lol.... j/k... i'm sure the story is true

ummm... worst? confession booth at catholic church when i was in basic training... i know... :(

most awkward? on the couch in the entertainment room of an ex-gf's parents house while her sister was sitting at the computer across the room w/ her back to us... pretty sure she knew what was up though. :( again

below the dj booth at a rave once... that was pretty hot...

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 11:08
I was talking about having mad sex with a DD cupped supermodel.

Damn, in which PS3 game was that? GTA4?

diddums
06-03-2008, 11:45
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lol.... j/k... i'm sure the story is true

ummm... worst? confession booth at catholic church when i was in basic training... i know... :(

most awkward? on the couch in the entertainment room of an ex-gf's parents house while her sister was sitting at the computer across the room w/ her back to us... pretty sure she knew what was up though. :( again

below the dj booth at a rave once... that was pretty hot...


.........was it with the priest?

also, if your "pretty sure" she knew what you were up to in the 2nd example that implies there was a chance she didnt know... so you were doing it very quietly or something??

Aery
06-03-2008, 11:48
Next to the highway.....

Mordhak
06-03-2008, 11:51
In your parents' bedroom.

dhmacdonell
06-03-2008, 12:03
.........was it with the priest?

also, if your "pretty sure" she knew what you were up to in the 2nd example that implies there was a chance she didn't know... so you were doing it very quietly or something??

she probably did know... and no, no priests ;)

losinglife
06-03-2008, 12:20
you are liars, everyone knows gamers dont have sex.

Skree
06-03-2008, 12:22
you are liars, everyone knows gamers dont have sex.

Except those of us who were alive before the internet...

Skree

BlackVolgan
06-03-2008, 12:25
beach

Lejar
06-03-2008, 12:29
A little off an exit on interstate 80 in Nebraska.

On the livingroom floor.

In my sister's bed.

In my stepsister's bed.

Belgium.

losinglife
06-03-2008, 12:48
Except those of us who were alive before the internet...

Skree

sike, old people dont have sex either.

Tiarilir
06-03-2008, 12:56
On the floor for me, lol.

Mordhak
06-03-2008, 13:19
A little off an exit on interstate 80 in Nebraska.

On the livingroom floor.

In my sister's bed.

In my stepsister's bed.

Belgium.

What's weird about having sex in Belgium huh?

Lejar
06-03-2008, 13:20
What's weird about having sex in Belgium huh?

You've obviously never been there.

EDIT: Damnit, your loc is there, lol. Well... :p You should know, then!

[LoD] EE
06-03-2008, 13:41
In a storage area above the offices for management at work. Almost getting caught when someone went up for some printer paper FTL.

Matriel
06-03-2008, 13:49
Jacobson Park about 50 feet from a bunch of Asians having a birthday party.

Viluin
06-03-2008, 13:54
For all of you who don't believe the story of me having underwater sex with a super model while diving with sharks, I could post pics if you want.

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 13:55
For all of you who don't believe the story of me having underwater sex with a super model while diving with sharks, I could post pics if you want.

PICS OR DIDNT H4PP3N !!

You got an underwater camera too?

Porthios
06-03-2008, 13:57
In her butt.

the Akorn
06-03-2008, 13:58
glacier. its a really awkward place to have sex, and im not just talking about the amount of clothes and stepping irons.

and in a tent surrounded by drunk people singing.

on the hood of a car of a friend. he was kinda pissed about us "despoiling" his car when we told him later.

Viluin
06-03-2008, 14:12
PICS OR DIDNT H4PP3N !!

You got an underwater camera too?

No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.png

Uzik
06-03-2008, 14:17
No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.png

I ejaculated the second I saw that pic. She's soo hot bro!

Slaker
06-03-2008, 14:27
In a car, at the school parking lot, while students were walking near us.

Camelmix
06-03-2008, 14:31
In a car, at the school parking lot, while students were walking near us.

My friend and I were talking about how sick it would be to have sex during school in someones car. fucking ligit.

Pool table.

Lethn
06-03-2008, 14:33
you guys make me worry what my first is going to be like lmao >_>

Guess I'll have to go partying one night with my game designer friends when I get my job and find out lol

Goty
06-03-2008, 14:36
... Guess I'll have to go partying one night with my game designer friends ...

Not the best way to get laid.

Lethn
06-03-2008, 14:37
>_< I was joking? :p

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 14:37
Not the best way to get laid.

Maybe they're girls?

Lethn
06-03-2008, 14:37
You guys completely took that the wrong way LOL :D

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 14:37
>_< I was joking? :p

No.

Xinnro
06-03-2008, 14:50
Church, Seesaw, and Plane

Mile High Club! *High Five*

I wish there were more "odd" places but I need to find myself a freak.

Brillen
06-03-2008, 14:57
Does beating it on an interstate highway count? :ohno:

Razel
06-03-2008, 15:12
roof of a house and... gazebo on main street, oh and on a bassboat.

Lejar
06-03-2008, 15:13
Does beating it on an interstate highway count? :ohno:

Pshhh everyone does that. Nothing really special or strange about that.


Everyone else really does it too, right? :ohno:

Red Morgan
06-03-2008, 15:19
I once did it on the internet. That's right, the same internet you're using right now. Does that make you feel dirty?

Jackhowitzer
06-03-2008, 15:20
Darkfall forums.

Razli
06-03-2008, 15:32
Darkfall forums.

Havent we all just been one giant orgy of flames and spite?

paade
06-03-2008, 15:33
regular bedroom.

3 of my friends sleeping right beside us.

twice.

thezazz
06-03-2008, 15:46
I was talking about having mad sex with a DD cupped supermodel.

LIES THERE IS NO WATER IN HOLLAND!

The Cougar
06-03-2008, 15:59
Maybe they're girls?
Maybe he likes guys.

Lethn
06-03-2008, 16:07
..... okay you people are fucking weird if you thought that lmao

Ragnika
06-03-2008, 17:22
- Camping tent in the mountains while the rest of my family were playing horseshoes right outside.

- Tanning salon on the massage table during business hours where ex lady used to work.

Lieal
06-03-2008, 17:23
No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.png

Looks like she is an angel too. Score!

Suitepee
06-03-2008, 18:58
I'd make up some lies about "where I've done it" but there's 3 pages full already. :D

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 19:00
No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.png

you're quite the man to have gotten yourself such a hawt girl !!
Tell me, how did you do it?

Jangang
06-03-2008, 19:07
In the study w/ a candlestick.

I own at clue!

Leathlord
06-03-2008, 19:15
With gf's best friend in bed while gf was sleeping in the bed on my other side. lol don't ask

NewRage
06-03-2008, 19:15
you're quite the man to have gotten yourself such a hawt girl !!
Tell me, how did you do it?

God, did you even look at the picture? Any boy scout can get with a girl like that, it just takes a slight knowledge of knots...


For me, it was on my bosses desk in the back of an A&W when I used to work at the mall. The place barely made a profit so we only had one person working at a time. Just put up the, "Back in 15 minutes" sign get busy in the back, then chill for the next 13 1/2 minutes before your time is up.

Leathlord
06-03-2008, 19:18
God, did you even look at the picture? Any boy scout can get with a girl like that, it just takes a slight knowledge of knots...


For me, it was on my bosses desk in the back of an A&W when I used to work at the mall. The place barely made a profit so we only had one person working at a time. Just put up the, "Back in 15 minutes" sign get busy in the back, then chill for the next 13 1/2 minutes before your time is up.

Only 15 out of 28 minutes?

Don JoHnson
06-03-2008, 19:19
God, did you even look at the picture? Any boy scout can get with a girl like that, it just takes a slight knowledge of knots...


For me, it was on my bosses desk in the back of an A&W when I used to work at the mall. The place barely made a profit so we only had one person working at a time. Just put up the, "Back in 15 minutes" sign get busy in the back, then chill for the next 13 1/2 minutes before your time is up.

this sounds like a fucking-drive-through
"what do you wish?" "one BJ please - to go"!

heroshade
06-03-2008, 19:28
under the crawl space of your house

xKilljoy187
06-03-2008, 19:31
The landing in the middle of a staircase.

Bravot
06-03-2008, 19:57
I don't know... I am usually drunk (when it is in weird places). I've done it in parking lots, bathrooms, basements, living rooms, next to people, alone, closets... uhhh... pool... I think... hmm... I don't know.

Agge
06-03-2008, 20:02
In her butt.

That did my day, thank you sir.

Rahavin
06-03-2008, 21:33
Yeah, I've still got my v-card.

Skree
06-03-2008, 21:47
Yeah, I've still got my v-card.


Yes but do you have your bloodwings ?

Skree

BlackVolgan
06-03-2008, 22:06
Yes but do you have your bloodwings ?

Skree

what are bloodwings?

BlackVolgan

Zwarp
06-03-2008, 22:07
what are bloodwings?

BlackVolgan

Its chicken wings with blood splatter on it.

Zwarp

Spinewire
06-03-2008, 22:09
In the track side shed of a Go Kart ride at a local theme park at the staff party.

Nehemia
06-03-2008, 22:12
On the first treebranches, about 1 meter from the ground.

Dazarthas
06-03-2008, 22:13
On a roller-coaster.

Kaorn
06-03-2008, 22:15
No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.png

I think the shark was superimposed.

GFH_Spike
06-03-2008, 22:15
Up her nose, purely accidental.

Wreatch
06-03-2008, 22:26
Christian rock concert.

Rahavin
06-03-2008, 22:28
Yes but do you have your bloodwings ?

Skree

No. and I never will.

Rahavin

Skree
06-03-2008, 23:48
what are bloodwings?

BlackVolgan

It's a recipe:

Step 1. Eat a chick on her period.

Step 2. Look in the mirror

Step 3. BLOODWINGS ! (on your cheeks)

EDIT: I forgot to mention...if you don't have your bloodwings when you look in the mirror, get back in there for another 30 minutes and try to blow more bubbles.

Skree

Silverhandorder
06-04-2008, 00:00
It's a recipe:

Step 1. Eat a chick on her period.

Step 2. Look in the mirror

Step 3. BLOODWINGS ! (on your cheeks)

Skree

Nasty......

Anyways um the riskiest was probably in the botanical garden covered by low hanging trees.

Most awkward was in my room when parents were home, apparently they can hear everything...

nwyrkr7642
06-04-2008, 00:19
The Phone. :(

Slypieguy
06-04-2008, 00:22
An uncomfortable place, like the back of a volkswagen

Killuminati
06-04-2008, 00:22
In a tubesock

losinglife
06-04-2008, 04:57
i did it in matriels bed once

Xinnro
06-04-2008, 04:58
I'm anxiously awaiting for my chance for a bathroom stall.

Jarkovii
06-04-2008, 05:02
In the deans office

Sbrafk
06-04-2008, 05:04
In space

Selzi
06-04-2008, 05:06
In my sister's bed.
In my stepsister's bed.

lol. :lmao:

Rhailith
06-04-2008, 05:27
School bathrooms.

Though it isn't sex, the first time I fingered a girl was in 7th grade in science class. I thought that was pretty awesome.

Cheezo
06-04-2008, 06:32
On the floor, with my sister sleeping about 7 feet away.

Though, I sometimes wonder if she really was sleeping, considering that I had my back turned. It creeps me out a little.

Vmax
06-04-2008, 10:05
In my office on my desk @ work.
My GF visited me at my office to pick me up from work.
I was convinced all collegues had left already but unfortunatly our ceo wandered into my office without knocking...
Fortunatly he almost pissed himself from laughing and could see the humour in it. He told me not to do it again tho.."before you know it everyone is gonna do it on the desk and we can't have that here"
:lmao:

Brilliant
06-04-2008, 20:14
No, I used the camera of my phone (It died after 5 seconds but the memory stick survived). However my phone isn't very good so the quality might be a bit off. Still you can see all that needs to be seen, I think.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1003/sharkrs9.pngThats obviously been photoshopped. I bet thats not even her real hair color.

Aragoni
06-04-2008, 20:17
Done it on my bed, my girlfriends bed and on the beach..... guess it's the beach then :D On the beach, 1am during full-moon ftw!