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Jarlemis
02-19-2008, 16:38
other than your own whose would you have?
I mean any famous person or voice from a cartoon or video game.

I'm thinking Sam Jackson would be pretty bad ass. That or Cpt. Price from CoD4. Samuel Jackson because of the variety of ways to say fuck and he's just an all around badass. Captain Price because I've always wanted a British accent.

Uzik
02-19-2008, 16:44
Wymmin have told me I have a hot voice, so I'm happy with it.

But if I had any choice, probably the captain from Firefly.

Corpse
02-19-2008, 16:46
steven hawking.

El Chupacabra
02-19-2008, 16:46
Duke Nukem.

Indah
02-19-2008, 16:52
sean connerey or however you spell his name

Goty
02-19-2008, 16:53
Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood.

I wanna talk like him. It'd be great.

Carl Ragadamn
02-19-2008, 16:59
Harry Carey, that way I could get paid to drink and call the Cubs games.

Kaorn
02-19-2008, 17:01
Darth Vader

Possible expanded into all of James Earl Jones

Agge
02-19-2008, 17:04
pikachu's!

Uzik
02-19-2008, 17:15
I've changed my mind.

The Paladin voice from WC2. Best voice evar.

Shamoke
02-19-2008, 17:16
Sam Elliot, that way I can tell a story anytime I want no matter how horrible the circumstance or boring the story.

Shrive
02-19-2008, 17:21
captain jean luke picard

nooobs

Rhailith
02-19-2008, 17:21
Pierce Bronson's

Lethn
02-19-2008, 17:22
Vincent Valentine from FF7 or Jacob Angelus from Ground Control 2, but I generally tend to tell people who don't like my voice to fuck off so it kind of makes the whole point of this thread pointless at least for me anyway :D

Agge
02-19-2008, 17:30
Also second choice would be scarface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKFkbns4bs

and third would probebly be rick roll dude.

Drohn Moharri
02-19-2008, 17:58
Patrick Warburton, the guy that does all the voices of the big guys on a bunch of cartoons and the like

Shrive
02-19-2008, 18:02
is that the guy that played The Tick in the human series of The Tick? ?

Drohn Moharri
02-19-2008, 18:05
yes he is

Metal Wolf
02-19-2008, 19:03
Vote 2 for The Duke.

Hardlinemonk
02-19-2008, 20:55
sean connerey or however you spell his name

god dangit you took mine :bang::bang::bang::bang:

odd_rhodes
02-19-2008, 20:57
3 for Duke Nuke

BlackVolgan
02-19-2008, 20:59
Nigel Thornberry

Atnas
02-19-2008, 21:07
I would like to have a female, sexy voice so I could have telesex with people from games and get paid in-game.

Agge
02-19-2008, 21:08
Do you realy need to?

Jackhowitzer
02-19-2008, 21:16
Masterchief from Halo, so I can just sound badass.
Eldred from Shiny Enertainment's Sacrifice.
Or, the Coup De Grace, one of the voices from the British S.A.S. guys of COD4. Or, Morgan Freeman, I could make anything sound good with his voice :P.

Okay my favorite would have to be Sam Fisher from splinter cell.. Oh.. my.. god.., that would just sound sick. lol. /faint

Or Robert Plants singing voice from Led Zeppelin, just so I could wail AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. :P


Or the singer from the Who.

Atnas
02-19-2008, 21:20
Do you realy need to?

Hhmmm, no you're right, my voice is already as smooth as butter and twice as sexy.

Damwa
02-19-2008, 21:34
Pierce Bronson's

*Cough*GAY*Cough*Cough*

All jokes aside; there have been some good answers, but off the top of my head I would say: Christopher Lee

FraBaktos
02-19-2008, 22:04
Barry white, or Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sicpric
02-19-2008, 22:05
Dani Filth, that guy can scream like no other!

Krylas
02-19-2008, 22:16
Craig Owens, or the singer from The Streets.

Effeh
02-19-2008, 22:16
G.O.B from Arrested Development.

Metal Wolf
02-19-2008, 22:30
Hhmmm, no you're right, my voice is already as smooth as butter and twice as sexy.

Anal butter.

Krylas
02-19-2008, 22:46
Anal butter.

huh-HO!

Atnas
02-19-2008, 23:17
Anal butter.

There are other kinds?

jordanleroux
02-20-2008, 01:07
Christopher Lee!

Can Sing, Act, and outlive us all!!

-Havoc-
02-20-2008, 01:14
Zap Branigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpnkrHkjduo). Nuff' said.

cataclyzm
02-20-2008, 01:55
i would be bobcat goldthwait

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=St7XyT1JqzY

this guy is fucking awesome

in fact i type like him sometimes

Fluffington
02-20-2008, 01:57
I would have the voice of "The Shadow", if any of you young holligans know who that is.

Nasty
02-20-2008, 02:27
If I was a male singer, Morten Harket hands down. Best male vocal ever to grace pop music imo, national bias aside. (He still keeps a world record for holding a note towards the end of that first vid, although the recording is playback)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbVwBMkl6w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXf_qUJXySI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fN-IurtmpQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1pb1IZcaiQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IDpwyDq82M

If I was rap artist I'd have to go with ODB. His voice is so fucking powerful with his style of rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_tWvlicMQw

Raekwon and Method Man are nice too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfToFcJ2J4

Nasty
02-20-2008, 02:33
The decepticons. Soundwave has a SWEET voice, love that vocoder.. Megatron is pretty pimp too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWb43IB3W-c

Among comedians, Andrew Dice Clay pwns imo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96kkjJC_Yp4

Zieen
02-20-2008, 03:18
I'd just like to have a man's voice.

Nasty
02-20-2008, 03:21
I'd just like to have a man's voice.

Does that mean you do not posess one?

VidarDf
02-20-2008, 03:21
Darth Vader

Possible expanded into all of James Earl Jones


oh hell yea

Mungad
02-20-2008, 03:57
Gilbert Godfrey

Carl Ragadamn
02-20-2008, 03:58
Gilbert Godfrey

That would make your profession interesting.

Eyrothath
02-20-2008, 10:00
My name is Optimus Prime...

Yes, it would definently have to be Optimus Prime.. Or if I wanted to be a singer I would choose the singer of Freedom Call..

jordanleroux
02-20-2008, 10:03
My name is Optimus Prime...

Yes, it would definently have to be Optimus Prime.. Or if I wanted to be a singer I would choose the singer of Freedom Call..

John... How dare you not mention Christopher Bay by his full name!!

Vanno
02-20-2008, 10:20
Vince McMahon; I could fire people that weren't even under my employ with the way he says "your fired!"

Bruce Campbell would be awesome too.

Mr_Vamp
02-20-2008, 10:40
I'd go for either Diablo in Diablo 2 or the butcher from Diablo 1.

AngusFinch
02-20-2008, 12:35
Lester Spaight, Kelsey Grammer, or Morgan Freeman. I'm not black, black guys just have cool voices.

Zieen
02-20-2008, 19:51
I thought about it... and I've decided on Mike Rowe.

Sayton
02-20-2008, 19:59
The voice of God. :sly:

Tristam Izumi
02-21-2008, 08:10
Tom Waits.

All I gotta to do is smoke 20 cigars and drink a fifth of whiskey every day for the rest of my life and I might get close...

MinusInnocence
02-21-2008, 08:16
I'd go for either Diablo in Diablo 2 or the butcher from Diablo 1.Mephisto during the cut-scene in Diablo II where he sends Diablo back to Hell is a fucking pimp.

Fluffington
02-21-2008, 08:17
The voice of God. :sly:

Why would you want to be a mute?

Nasty
02-21-2008, 08:17
Maybe a female pornstar, so that I could fap and hear pro female sex moaning.

Or maybe some male opera singer, that would be pretty nice on vent, driving everyone insane.

Krylas
02-21-2008, 21:14
Why would you want to be a mute?

Fluffington: 1
Religion: 0

If there was ever a time when humanity needed an ambassador, my vote would be for you . There is no harsher training ground for debate than forumfall.

Zieen
02-21-2008, 21:35
Fluffington: 1
Religion: 0

If there was ever a time when humanity needed an ambassador, my vote would be for you . There is no harsher training ground for debate than forumfall.
Clean up when you're done.

Buckk Dich
06-12-2008, 17:30
Jeremy Irons has a pretty badass voice.

heroshade
06-12-2008, 17:34
Gordon Freeman.

Gunther TheBlack
06-12-2008, 17:39
"Fatality"

The voice of Mortal combat

Wedge
06-12-2008, 17:40
Tay Zonday

heroshade
06-12-2008, 17:41
I'd go for either Diablo in Diablo 2 or the butcher from Diablo 1.

yeah, I would sneak around at night and say that "Not even death can save you from me!" thing outside random old people's window.

Gunther TheBlack
06-12-2008, 17:42
Tom Waits.

All I gotta to do is smoke 20 cigars and drink a fifth of whiskey every day for the rest of my life and I might get close...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw

Lol,

he sounds more like a fucking robot.


He's almost as bad as stephen hawking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjBIsp8mS-c

Tzacharu
06-12-2008, 17:43
Brian Johnson

Hitom
06-12-2008, 17:51
Kirk Jones.

umustbemistaken
06-12-2008, 18:38
an Irish accent but not a high one a very dark and deep voice to go with the accent. Mixed with the swagger of that awesome/crazy guy from gangs of ny yeh know that guy that was in the natives gang.

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 18:44
Forest Gump

shnedit
06-12-2008, 18:46
Richard Burton - see war of the worlds musical thing.

Lorthral
06-12-2008, 18:48
Ork, by far.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 18:48
I don't need a new accent

Gunther TheBlack
06-12-2008, 18:57
Ewok!


I'm surprised no one said Jar Jar Binks.

Agge
06-12-2008, 19:11
Jeremy Irons has a pretty badass voice.

I see what you did there,

Baralis
06-12-2008, 19:13
Layne Staley

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 19:14
GunthertheBlack

Sexxi Voice from what I could tell on ventrilo

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 19:15
Ewok!


I'm surprised no one said Jar Jar Binks.
is someone sounded like jar jar binks i would stop on their throat.

shnedit
06-12-2008, 19:16
is someone sounded like jar jar binks i would stomp on their throat.

Id ask them if they wanted sex.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 19:17
Sexxi Voice from what I could tell on ventrilo
You should make a poll.... i would vote for Kaeso without a doubt.

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 19:17
You should make a poll.... i would vote for Kaeso without a doubt.

Vote for Fenril and his Child Rapist Serial Killer voice.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 19:26
Vote for Fenril and his Child Rapist Serial Killer voice.
it would be close, but comming across as a pedo on the net is hardly a tallent.

Kaeso actualy had me crying with laughter describing a game of risk he played over matriels.

J2dabizzle
06-12-2008, 19:43
Tay Zonday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Gunther TheBlack
06-12-2008, 19:47
GunthertheBlack

Sexxi Voice from what I could tell on ventrilo

My voice shines at it's best when i speak my own slang :)


People told me before i have a sexy voice. But i don't find my voice so special.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 19:49
My voice shines at it's best when i speak my own slang :)


People told me before i have a sexy voice. But i don't find my voice so special.
special needs maybe


english slang ftw, drives the yanks fucking nuts.

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 19:52
My voice shines at it's best when i speak my own slang :)


People told me before i have a sexy voice. But i don't find my voice so special.

Why do I masturbate violently when you say my name then?

Senti
06-12-2008, 19:53
I would totally take Arnold Shwazzenegger's (sp?) voice


Why do I masturbate violently when you say my name then?

Because you haven't gotten a piece of ass since your mother tore herself pushing you out of her womb?

Stilicho
06-12-2008, 19:53
Woody Allen.

NewRage
06-12-2008, 19:57
Tobin Bell

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 20:00
I would totally take Arnold Shwazzenegger's (sp?) voice



Because you haven't gotten a piece of ass since your mother tore herself pushing you out of her womb?

I was a test tube baby. Your insult is clearly flawed.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 20:03
I was a test tube baby. Your insult is clearly flawed.
is that why your eyes are a funny shape? because they have been pressed against the inside of a tube for 9 months.

Stilicho
06-12-2008, 20:07
is that why your eyes are a funny shape? because they have been pressed against the inside of a tube for 9 months.

He was actually born with that heart Surly on his chest.

True story.

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 20:08
is that why your eyes are a funny shape? because they have been pressed against the inside of a tube for 9 months.

That's the Asian in me :( It's also why my penis is smaller than normal.

Killuminati
06-12-2008, 20:10
That's the Asian in me :( It's also why my penis is smaller than normal.

Haha, you are gimp.

KoomValley
06-12-2008, 20:12
Definitely Gaz's voice from CoD4

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 20:16
Definitely Gaz's voice from CoD4

Just finished CoD4...God it was sexy.

We need more games like that.

MattMystrieo
06-12-2008, 20:17
other than your own whose would you have?
I mean any famous person or voice from a cartoon or video game.

I'm thinking Sam Jackson would be pretty bad ass. That or Cpt. Price from CoD4. Samuel Jackson because of the variety of ways to say fuck and he's just an all around badass. Captain Price because I've always wanted a British accent.

Patrick Stewart didn't even have to think about it. Twas liturally a quick glance type Patrick in :p.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 20:22
That's the Asian in me :( It's also why my penis is smaller than normal.
25% asian 50% back yout still up 25% on most of us... also it was that 25% of you i was taking the piss out of my little tri cast friend.

Spinewire
06-12-2008, 20:24
Patrick Stewart didn't even have to think about it. Twas liturally a quick glance type Patrick in :p.
if i had to pick think i would go for some patrick aswell

[LoD] EE
06-12-2008, 20:25
Emo Phillips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r222p6QG2kM&feature=related) because he gets all the bitches!

Krylas
06-12-2008, 20:25
Not implying anything, but if you had a chick's voice you could buy 2 phones, hold one up to each ear and have phone sex with yourself. Or you could drive your guildmates mad on ventrillo with your steamy love speak. There are lot's of possibilities.

Just throwing that out there.

KoomValley
06-12-2008, 20:32
Just finished CoD4...God it was sexy.

We need more games like that.

Quite short though unluckily.

Eskareon
06-12-2008, 20:48
My voice is already awesome.

Xinnro
06-12-2008, 20:49
Quite short though unluckily.

The one downfall....Ending was bad ass though.

Dazarthas
06-12-2008, 21:31
Patrick Stewart, motherfuckers.

Rahavin
06-12-2008, 21:43
I've changed my mind.

The Paladin voice from WC2. Best voice evar.

What ho!

Don't make me run you through

cant think of his name right now, but that actor in american psycho that plays Patrick Bateman has a nice voice.

Kekshorts
06-12-2008, 21:45
invader zim's

Mulambo
06-12-2008, 21:53
Ed Reed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG_f1GzmwHo) would be alright.

Also Clint Eastwood.

Kurt Russell.

I'd probably choose Mike Patton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYU0m3617E) above all though.

Barbarossa
06-12-2008, 22:09
Ewok!


I'm surprised no one said Jar Jar Binks.

Because Jar Jar STINKS!

I'm kinda torn between Cobra Commander and Destro.

Cobra Commander has high pitched maniacal voice, the kind that just resonates instability and a hope that he doesn't have any nukes.

Destro just sounds so badass.

Mulambo
06-12-2008, 22:12
I'm kinda torn between Cobra Commander and Destro.

OMG, that is the best answer.

GFH_Spike
06-12-2008, 22:20
I don't mind my voice, but I do wish that I could sing. I'm fairly monotone and can't alter the pitch well at all. I'm stuck in deep baritone to bass territory.

Gunther TheBlack
06-12-2008, 22:26
Because Jar Jar STINKS!

I'm kinda torn between Cobra Commander and Destro.

Cobra Commander has high pitched maniacal voice, the kind that just resonates instability and a hope that he doesn't have any nukes.

Destro just sounds so badass.


COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa !!!!

Master25
06-12-2008, 22:34
Cartman, definitely.... Cartman

StabbyYooStyle
06-12-2008, 22:44
Mr. T

Protonix
06-13-2008, 00:37
Sean Connery, hands down.

Shadowcreep
06-13-2008, 00:38
Karan S'jet. I LOVE her voice.

Sicpric
06-13-2008, 03:04
Gman of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbhQioqLK8

Nexus
06-13-2008, 03:08
Postal Dude.

RootBeerFloat
06-13-2008, 03:32
The heavenly voice of Ronnie Van Zant.

scotw1t
06-13-2008, 03:46
I thought about it... and I've decided on Mike Rowe.

QFT. Mike Rowe has a sexy voice.

This made me giggle like a school boy talking about vaginas. Warning: It's not funny unless you like Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rChjMRfi40c)

Now, for my answer.

I think my number one pick would be Clive Owen. What a sweet voice.

Coming in second is a tie between George Carlin and Charles Bukowski. Both of their voices are old and gruff. Me likey.

This is Charles Bukowski (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1e5Jeh2Fk0)

*Edit*

Bukowski's voice was old and gruff.

rito2
06-13-2008, 03:50
bill oddie

Everto
06-13-2008, 03:51
Victor Wong.

scotw1t
06-13-2008, 03:54
What ho!

Don't make me run you through

cant think of his name right now, but that actor in american psycho that plays Patrick Bateman has a nice voice.

Christian Bale...same guy that's going to be up against the Joker in July.

losinglife
06-13-2008, 05:33
spongebob squarepants

Xianin
06-13-2008, 05:56
OP.

Frank Sinatra


Christian Bale...same guy that's going to be up against the Joker in July.

Christian Bale is epically badass. He completely owned The Prestige, IMO.

Shadowcreep
06-13-2008, 06:19
Karen S'jet.

Dragonfly
06-13-2008, 07:07
Chocolate Rainnnnnnn!

Reigngod
06-13-2008, 07:11
King Leonidus (SP) from 300.

jordanleroux
06-13-2008, 07:12
King Leonidus (SP) from 300.

Gerard Butler you moron, King Leonidus was not a fictional character.

maskedtears
06-13-2008, 10:55
other than your own whose would you have?
I mean any famous person or voice from a cartoon or video game.

I'm thinking Sam Jackson would be pretty bad ass. That or Cpt. Price from CoD4. Samuel Jackson because of the variety of ways to say fuck and he's just an all around badass. Captain Price because I've always wanted a British accent.

Any voice that was mature and lady like not too deep though but deeper than what I have right now. Like the voice Dela Street had on the Perry Mason show...

Leathlord
06-13-2008, 15:10
Arnold Schwarzeneggar

"GET TO DA CHOPPA"

"would you like 9mm bullets with you pizza"

I'd be prank calling all day long.

Leathlord
06-13-2008, 15:16
spongebob squarepants

dude a girl does that voice lol a very ugly 1 at that

Reigngod
06-27-2008, 06:38
Gerard Butler you moron, King Leonidus was not a fictional character.


The king leonidus in that movie was fictional. Anyways, the rules didnt state they had to be fictional so you may want to work on your reading comprehension before your 6th grade finals. That movie is based on a true story...and is quite inaccurate...so before you start calling people morons, make sure you have all the information dumbass.

And while your the topic of my post...who gives a crap what the actors name is who played him? Are you some sort of queer Gerard Butler finatic or something? Go chew on some more wow and stay outa off topic before you infect others with your pooper pirate microbes.

Xtra-Medium
06-27-2008, 06:40
.......the movie preview guy............someone had to say it :lmao:

ppsh42
06-27-2008, 06:44
Anders Fridén, from In Flames
Björn Strid, from Soilwork

The most badass voices.

Ignignokt
06-27-2008, 07:34
.......the movie preview guy............someone had to say it :lmao:


Haha finally. I'd go with that, Morgan Freeman (btw I'm surprised nobody said this yet), or the singer from the band Shinedown.

Signus
06-27-2008, 07:56
Freddie Mercury of Queen

alphawolf
06-27-2008, 08:22
Paul Robeson- epic voice

Hemlawk
06-27-2008, 08:25
Morgan Freeman
or
Rob Halford....Breakin the law, breakin the law!

Yobaj
06-27-2008, 15:38
The persian king in 300, Xerxes, his voice is badass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG5MdhHfQOk&feature=related

If I had that voice I would stand in dark corners outside, and when people walk by say something like "You don't want to go there"