What will you give SamDog in game?

[SamDog]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog

[Lycidious]

How about a sword to the gut?

I'll give you that.

EDIT: what the hell, your stories are entertaining. i will also give you a waffle. but only one.

[Nehemia]

A soap, so you can drop it in front of mahirim.

[radicalhit]

i'd like to give you something as a fellow beggar but you're an ork and im a miridian so we're like enemies so i'd give you an arrow in your gut. at least you can sell it

[Lycidious]

i'd like to give you something as a fellow beggar but you're an ork and im a miridian so we're like enemies so i'd give you an arrow in your gut. at least you can sell it

-5 DFO points for being unoriginal.

[KalTheo]

I would tailor you a fuchsia colored otter suit and flippers which would then be placed in a floating chest to relieve your concerns about weight. This princely gift would be delivered by a Mahrim envoy carrying provisions into the elven lands to support our allies the Ork-Otters, who as you say will be 1000's in number. Yes, the mighty Ork-Otters will be the primary front line soldiers of the Mahrim - Ork alliance, slaying any silly Mirdain who dares swim in the waters of their homeland.

Fashion Guru,

[Lorth]

I will give you a few seconds to run when I see you, so my short-assed alfar can run enjoy a chase

[coder1024]

a free teleport back to your clan stone :-) I think that will be a gift exchanged quite frequently in DFO, so although I can't say its an original gift idea nor a unique gift, hopefully you'll appreciate it as it'll save you the time of running back there yourself. insta-teleport ftw!

[JoshuaHalfBreed]

I'll give you an alignment bonus :D if you win :P

[Stormsblade]

I'll give you an alignment bonus :D if you win :P

Nobody is going to win Darkfall but me. :p

[S@M]

a hug. cause SamDoG feeds on ppl raging on him . So hug him :<

[JoshuaHalfBreed]

Nobody is going to win Darkfall but me. :p
Ok SamDog if you want the Alignment bonus you gotta gank me before Stormsblade then.

a hug. cause SamDoG feeds on ppl raging on him . So hug him :<

I'm pretty sure these are the types of things he was mentioning that he would not accept :p don't worry! I'm sure he still loves you too.

[aullus]

Sars

[Killed]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog

i enjoyed your story, but it does not merit "free crap"

i'll be glad to kill and skin you for my otter cloak though.

[paade]

my virginity

mucho <3

[Aramoro]

Mushroom-slap 4tw!

[ambusher]

1k coins and then kill you and take it back.

[tadashi]

i will give you money to talk to meand be my e-friend.

[Kaligor]

depends on how well u can dance for me

[PrimalSign]

Good SamDog;

I shall bequeath upon you a useful, yet simple, stone. This stone shall not be overly large, nor burdensome; neither shall it be jagged nor enchanted in any way. Indeed, as far as gifts, this stone shall be quite mundane. However, with it you shall open an endless number of possibilities.

For example: In your ottering, if you were to encounter an unexpected guardsman, a quick toss of this stone in a decieving location would grant you safe passage.
Clams shall provide you no challenge, your mighty stone cracking their thick shell to reveal tender flesh; perchance a lustrous pearl to be had.
Perhaps the greatest use of the stone will be in your long ponderings and exploring of its potential. A great conundrum which you can puzzle over between your expeditions.

This would be my gift to you good Sam, for I could think of none finer.

[Teth]

I will give you a pony.

Then I will kill it underneath you just for the lulz.

[inox]

this thread delivers

but why hasnt AIDS been mentioned yet? or syphilis?

[Ezekial]

I bequeeth upon to you SamDog,

My E-Peen.

Use it wisely.

[Khumash-Gor]

the first piece of armor i loot, you can have.

Ill give it to an alfar, you simply have to kill him for it.

[azog]

How come no one offers a beer!!! :D Thats wrong :p
So my gift will be huge barrel of BEER! So you can go on drunken mirdain killing spree or smth :D

[Suitepee]

Nothing. You aren't worthy of being in my head-hunting list museum.

If I see you,you'll be giving to ME. Your entire inventory. :D

[Xzi]

Rofl, I approve of this thread. I'll give you a paper bag to hide your shame. Maybe a cart to gather aluminum cans in, too. :D

[Porthios]

My gift (http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/4754570/ctid/17?cpncode=08-26527205-2&srccode=cii_0)to you.

[Xzi]

My gift (http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/4754570/ctid/17?cpncode=08-26527205-2&srccode=cii_0)to you.
Heh, that's a good'un.

[BlueLion70]

How about a sword to the gut?


I was gonna say a sword to the gut, and was about to post before I saw you reply, so I'll just have to QFT.

[atroxor]

I'll give samdog a BONE!!! Get it..?? dog... bone???







Oh god... I have failed.

[Xzi]

I'll give samdog a BONE!!! Get it..?? dog... bone???







Oh god... I have failed.
At least you pointed it out so I didn't have to.

[Xopak]

Std?

[Blackie_Chan]

I will give you a huge, gooey, fresh out of the oven brownie...9000gp for a glass of milk tho.

[Surly]

I'll give you a right proper kiss square on the lips my good man! Tee hee!

[Ferociter]

SamDog shall recieve safe passage when in need. This is the oath of the Blood Brothers.

[ambusher]

How come no one offers a beer!!! :D Thats wrong :p
So my gift will be huge barrel of BEER!

Ohh that's a kingly gift!

[Ulcis Cor]

I'm give Sam some of those pampers that are made for the water... 'cause lets face it... I might have to drink outta that river at some point.

[Edit: Especially after he drinks that huge barrel of beer!]

[Shadow Walker2020]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog

On the twelth day of Darkfall I shall give to thee:

twelve arrows to the back, eleven hammer strikes, ten daggers to the gut, nine fireballs to the face, eight shocks with lightning, seven slashes with a sword, six beheadings, Fiiiive catapultings!, four kicks to the groin, three chairs over the head, two impalings on a spear, and a week of unlrelenting rez kills!

Merry Darkfall!

[Ezekial]

On the twelth day of Darkfall I shall give to thee:

twelve arrows to the back, eleven hammer strikes, ten daggers to the gut, nine fireballs to the face, eight shocks with lightning, seven slashes with a sword, six beheadings, Fiiiive catapultings!, four kicks to the groin, three chairs over the head, two impalings on a spear, and a week of unlrelenting rez kills!

Merry Darkfall!

That was absolutely terrible.

[Justinian]

bah hahaha, samdog. good one.

[fizz65]

i thought it was funny:D ill give samdog a net so he can catch some fish to eat

[Eldest]

A list of grammatical errors and things you spelled wrong in your Alpha Test story (Compliments to Surly).

[BLACKWATCH]

Samdog the wise, Story teller, Entertainer!

On a Bloodied night , where the Twin moons, unite in a brilliant dance as they join, to be one, On that night and that alone, shall I find thee along your river
bank.

Sitting there in the night cool mist, will my Ears prickle to any sound, be it frog or Orc~Otter. The Gray fur standing alert for the tale tale signs of a swimming Orc~otter.

Yet while my eyes sparkle with a silver glow as I sit waiting, There will be no malice in my hart, nor a weapon in my paws, cept for the Claws of the Red Moon
that is now part of my being.

For this is not a night of the hunt, the Packs blood lust runs cold and faint this special night. For wile the Canine lust for battle still flows strong in thies old tired bones, it is the higher will that drives me this night.

Deep in ancient lands, full of long hatred of my enemies, I will travel .

Great will be the risks, but even greater the sweet rewards.

Then as I sit and shiver, tossing off the rivers mist soaking my fur, making the old scars and battle injury's ache, I will smile, and show my Canines with glee.

For the slighted ripple, almost unseen shatters the reflections of the red moons dance. Then I'll know that the object of my travels aproches, stealthy
not a sound, dangerous but for this special night.

Orc~Otter , Thief, Swimmer, Lurker of the deep, Water wariour , Silent assasion, Bog monster, known by many names, aproches in the night.

Then and only then will I be able to trade, giving my gift. And receive one in trade.

For I bring a Nights worth of Adventures to share, and receive a nights worth of Tales in return.

Tales of narrow escapes, Darrying raids, Perilous travels,Friends departed,
Enimieys vanquished, Plunder found, Loot long lost. Tales of Great deads and humble learnings, are my gift to you Samdog the Wise, Orc~Otter fish killer!

What more worthy gift is there but a exchange of tales over some warm food, and a few tankards in the nights rule?

Come the wane of the Red moons power, and the Dull yellow suns raise to power, and I must flee, For my Kind is long hated, and feared where you hunt the Skinny Elf's.

Perhaps some night when the Red moons dance in the Blackest of Skys, We will meet and share a tale or too to pass the cold nights grip..

Neather Friends , nor Foe, but Old grizzled travelers in the lands Of Darkfall.

Till we meet, be well, Samdog the Wise, Orc~Otter Fish slayer, Elf killer.
You are known in the Forgoten lands of my Kind.

[Rouzuki]

I grant you the opportunity to bestow all that you accumulate in form of gifts and not treacherous deeds, to me.

[Durain]

Has anyone given him a kick in the rear yet? I'll be the first.

[Fvantom]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog


i was going to give you an arrow to the gut, but then i decided against it



ill give you a sword blow to the neck!:D

[Ichikun]

We give muffins to all, even samdog

[Ferociter]

Did somebody say muffins?
The blood brothers are intrigued.

[Surly]

We give muffins to all, even samdogI want some mushookies.

[Xopak]

I want some mushookies.

Hahahah, epic sig! :D

[TerainaWindrage]

Hmm.... tell you nice. I will send my friends to you to bring you back to my office, were I will give you a gift of your choice.

Afterwards, I will be forced to slay you for seeing my office, but these are details, triffles.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog


Nothing, since your account will be hacked because of your silly stories.

[BLACKWATCH]

Oh, Samdog,
Ya started this thread, wheres all your responses?

[Daikos]

You gave me an olthoi helm in AC.

This will be the first and last post Daikos ever makes in General Discussion.

[Xzi]

You gave me an olthoi helm in AC.

This will be the first and last post Daikos ever makes in General Discussion.
Momentous occasion.

[Atnas]

You attention whore, wasn't the goddamn story enough for you?

[Rufus]

How about my first born son?

[Ammon777]

I will bequeath unto you some fish that I just fished out of the river near town.

[Stormsblade]

You gave me an olthoi helm in AC.

This will be the first and last post Daikos ever makes in General Discussion.

:eek: :eek: Take a screeny, sell it on ebay 2 years after release.

[Ammon777]

I remember I loved my olthoi sword in AC.

[Angry-Khan]

I loved all the noob "my sword in your gut" 07 comments. They where cute.

[Prime]

aids

[Gunther TheBlack]

I loved all the noob "my sword in your gut" 07 comments. They where cute.

Well it beats "My sword in your pooper!"

[wowsux]

I will give you a big wet stinky pile of ...

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u2/rabbidturtleracing/poop-1.jpg

[Mechiah]

a rather smashing pair of shoes. i will not go unappreciated.

-5 DFO points for being unoriginal.yez becuz no1 expected your I'LL STAB U HAHAHA comment

ass

[Bossman]

i plan to be a ship captain, i need a ship.

you plan to be an otter, no ship needed for you.

ships are expensive, therefore you should be paying me.







seriously though, il be your slave for a week.

[Khahan]

I will give you a big wet stinky pile of ...You didn't even get your jacket dirty, thats some skill son!

[SamDog]

Good sirs;

I am still begging--persistence is a virtue in a bum. So far I guess I like the shoes the best. I am sure I will need something to eat now and then--if they have water-proof packaging in the game, I would appreciate food that is well-wrapped.

your humble servent
SamDog

[zantar]

how bout some of taht mahirim dwarf-blood ale

[Gunther TheBlack]

Good sirs;

I am still begging--persistence is a virtue in a bum. So far I guess I like the shoes the best. I am sure I will need something to eat now and then--if they have water-proof packaging in the game, I would appreciate food that is well-wrapped.

your humble servent
SamDog

NECRO POSTING/BUMPING!!!

[FlyHawk]

Good sirs;

I am still begging--persistence is a virtue in a bum. So far I guess I like the shoes the best. I am sure I will need something to eat now and then--if they have water-proof packaging in the game, I would appreciate food that is well-wrapped.

your humble servent
SamDog

ill give you a piggyback ride around the tree no more then once i have spoken fairwell.

[Asbestos]

I will give you several puppies for you to drown or raise at your will; where I will get these puppies is for me to know and you to never find out... ever.

[Atnas]

Good sirs;

I am still begging--persistence is a virtue in a bum. So far I guess I like the shoes the best. I am sure I will need something to eat now and then--if they have water-proof packaging in the game, I would appreciate food that is well-wrapped.

your humble servent
SamDog

Go to hell, attentionwhore.

[|2ock]

Ill give you some rocks. :P

[Dagger]

ill give you a medal for your entertainment value.

[VenomKing666]

"Here is some ammo"

find the reference and you win... something !

[Rokolith]

"Here is some ammo"

find the reference and you win... something !

You can shoot things with ammo in a gun? Do I win?

[Dagger]

You can shoot things with ammo in a gun? Do I win?yes you win the satisfaction of.... well no you dont win shit but hey life is like that aint it?

[VenomKing666]

You can shoot things with ammo in a gun? Do I win?

Well technically thats it, it was a joke from a well know webcomic...

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cad

[Eldest]

Good sirs;

I am still begging--persistence is a virtue in a bum. So far I guess I like the shoes the best. I am sure I will need something to eat now and then--if they have water-proof packaging in the game, I would appreciate food that is well-wrapped.

your humble servent
SamDog

Do you like to stick your dick in threads after you've necroed them?

[SamDog]

Hey, I'm just begging--if you can't spare a dime, then good day to you anyway. Some of you are going to do very well in Darkfall--so I don't think it is too much to ask for a pair of shoes and maybe some ketchup for my fries too. I gotta make a livin' same as the next fella.

your humble servent
SamDog

[FlyHawk]

Hey, I'm just begging--if you can't spare a dime, then good day to you anyway. Some of you are going to do very well in Darkfall--so I don't think it is too much to ask for a pair of shoes and maybe some ketchup for my fries too. I gotta make a livin' same as the next fella.

your humble servent
SamDog


so youll kiss my ass for a loaf of bread?

[Insomniak]

ill give u a nice stabbin and then skin u and then make yur furry ork-otter carcass into a nice, warm hat

[Pernix]

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins?

I'll give you my hand. To talk to.

[Fvantom]

ill give you a "special" way to make the water in your river blood-red :sly:

[Targuil]

I'll give you a ticket... to Grim Reaper.

[zantar]

drugs...to get you hooked...then when you break addiction you can write a book about it and become a (rich) inspiration to everyone...only to relapse. (In my opinion I have given you the most fullfilling bum-life possible)

[Jarlaxle[mezzo]]

I dont like SamDog. He always posts some attention-grabbing lame threads/stories. And he doesn't go to Off Topic

[Insomniak]

;903539']I dont like SamDog. He always posts some attention-grabbing lame threads/stories. And he doesn't go to Off Topic

...hell, it keeps me busy...im fine with it

[Morac52]

I shall bequeath to thee some Crack Cocaine. Because it's what all the cool hobos are doing.

Oh yes, and a penny for your thoughts.

[Prometheas]

Since ill probably be a mahirim trolling along in elf territory, I'll give you an elf spine you can use as a belt. Decorated with little pretty leaves soaked in blood.

It'll be cool.

[Loose]

I'll give you a reason to stay inside.

[FuriousGeorge]

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

[Solanar]

Green pants.

Yes, green ones. Like the paladin things from diablo 2.

[Fvantom]

I will give you head, after ive CHOPPED IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fonegp]

I will give you head, ...

You might want to edit that... or not, depending on your... lifestyle.

[fonegp]

[Mechiah]

after deliberating for months i think i figured it out.

i think!

should my endeavors in mud farming succeed, i don't see why i couldn't spare some surplus mud to unfortunate folk, like samdog, and venezuelans.

not like i should have trouble rustling up more mud, esp with the trade network i'm developing in private messages as we speak.

[Niccoli]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

....

your humble servent
SamDog

I imagine you can have whatever gets left on my corpse from the last time I got ganked.

[Wickfield]

A blanket infected with smallpox. If I can't find one then I'll give you a high-five, that is infected with smallpox.

[Fudgy_Neeples]

I will give you head, after ive CHOPPED IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The second part to that adds a little bit more funny.

But on topic, I shall give you a free hug!

[Vanno]

Probably a snorkel, but only if you agree to give me an autograph.

[choice]

I will give u some advice....:cool:

:Dmake a big breasted female character with blond hair and change your name to something really feminine, like Alice or Bambie6969;)

[Loose]

I will give u some advice....:cool:

:Dmake a big breasted female character with blond hair and change your name to something really feminine, like Alice or Bambie6969;)

Every gamer loves to think they're talking to a chick. A hot gamer chick.
And not another 13 year old role playing a female character. In fact I bet there are hundreds if not thousands that are cybering who are the same sex without knowing it on popular games like WoW etc..

A scary thought for them, but still another reason to laugh on my part. :rolleyes:

[nazual]

keep with the stories sam. you were doing well :D

[Fvantom]

well now that im pretty pissed off (flamers) and decided to become a savage murderer in DFO, Ill stalk Samdog and kill him while hes sleeping/eating or something, youve been warned

[Tiarilir]

I'll give you a kiss with my Orc Female char.

[Agge]

you will recive a golden shower from me personally.

[Unahim]

I will give you ..... a shrubbery!
and should you request it I will give you.... another shruberry!
If you want a herring go catch it yourself..

[Rein]

I'll give u 10 seconds head start when I find u.
What are u waiting for?! U have 5 seconds left!

[RoFL_CoPTER]

your humble servent
SamDog

GO GET ME SOME MCDONALDS!

[Fvantom]

Every gamer loves to think they're talking to a chick. A hot gamer chick.
And not another 13 year old role playing a female character. In fact I bet there are hundreds if not thousands that are cybering who are the same sex without knowing it on popular games like WoW etc..

A scary thought for them, but still another reason to laugh on my part. :rolleyes:


whoever said they were all 13 year olds "roleplaying" a chick, some of those female chars are 26 year old single men (who just happen to be pervs)

[keeperofstars]

samdog ill give you a free shot at killing me, cause while your busy attacking me my wife will slice you in half, then loot my shit and your shit. :)

[Borluc]

I'll give you a dagger in the eye.

[Rhynn]

I'll try and find a puce or fuscia snorkel for you chief. Lord knows a snorkel would help with all the ork-ottery you'll be doing.

[Suitepee]

Post count +1.

You're STILL getting a swift beheading and 15 minutes of fame in my board warrior head-hunting museum. If you want to pay a small fee,you can even choose the 'information' that will accompany your head. Even if it's just the silly 'formal post ender':

"Here lies Samdog. He was beheaded at the battle of ye olde hill to the north of Nordorn.

Your humble servant,
Samdog."

[Insomniak]

Post count +1.

You're STILL getting a swift beheading and 15 minutes of fame in my board warrior head-hunting museum. If you want to pay a small fee,you can even choose the 'information' that will accompany your head. Even if it's just the silly 'formal post ender':

"Here lies Samdog. He was beheaded at the battle of ye olde hill to the north of Nordorn.

Your humble servant,
Samdog."

there, i fixed it

[BlackVolgan]

turkey sandwich

[Corpsefire]

death. still <3 your story

[paganbran]

Perhaps a selection of finely candied elfmeat.

[Staatsschutz]

maybe one day youll respawn right besides me by chance, after you got pked and while im loitering around, advertising my finely crafted goods. then ill hook you up with some gear so you can run back and have revenge :)

[Unfriendly]

How about a sword to the gut?

-5 DFO points for being unoriginal.

:lmao:

[Everto]

I will give you many many items that will pleasure you and your doggyness.

[WizGamer]

You should become a DF prostitute. Employ the world's oldest profession in the world's newest game!

[chimp]

You should become a DF prostitute. Employ the world's oldest profession in the world's newest game!

But no women on the tubes, and thus by proxy no wimminz in darkfall. How would that work?

[acrb101]

I'll give you a sword...

and then kill you and loot it.

[WizGamer]

i will give you money to talk to meand be my e-friend.

lol

[llobo]

The finger...

[Sayton]

Nice necro there.

[Erillian]

You should become a DF prostitute. Employ the world's oldest profession in the world's newest game!
and a 18-20+????....

[Phaethor]

Two Silver Coins.

I'll let you figure out what you'll need them for.

Best,

Phae

[Nexus]

I'll help you kill one member of your race thats pissing you off, but you don't want the alignment hit.

So long as you set him up first.

[GlodMaster]

I would give u 2500 internetz for starting the first thread I've posted on for liek, a year.

[Sharpi]

Dear Samdog;

I will give you ticket which enables you play DFO's expansion pack alpha for 90minutes

[Axelator]

I'll probally give you your severed head after I've killed you for the fith time and am running out of room in my inventory, but no promises.

[Nuzor]

If this thread gets more pages than your old thread ill give you 5 days free gold farming service and 5 days free skill power-leveling service.:D

[Buckk Dich]

i'll give you anal herpes

[Poco87]

I'll give you a cookie. Though I'll probably take it back immediately after.

[Tamako_Luth]

ill craft you armour, to repel all those less pleasureable gifts
and maybe a weapon

[Honorius]

I will give you one of my cows.

[sawyerj66]

The key to my heart.

[Marelt]

A free trip back to the rez point. Over and over again.

[Shinzen]

Some warm and comfy blankets, like the Europeans gave to the natives!

Also, Smallpox.

2 for 1 sale baby!

[Insomniak]

If this thread gets more pages than your old thread ill give you 5 days free gold farming service and 5 days free skill power-leveling service.:D

Gold selling bot!!! BAN HIM! (http://ownedirl.com/magic/banhammer.jpg)

[Beeblebrox]

i'll give you anal herpes

Shit, I wanted to give that. Can't you just give him some socks instead?

[endofline]

I'll give you a guide to beating the game.

[jwaz20]

A hand-full of what ever come out when I squat down by the nearest tree to the starting point....

[Snowie]

A LifeGem(tm) made from my own ashes.

[Sharpi]

A LifeGem(tm) made from my own ashes.

So say we all

[Chungo]

Now that I am 40+ and havent played a game in a while, other than a few weeks here and there, I believe my skill set will have fallen enough that I will not be able to compete as I once did. Of course, I will try.

I have three gifts for you.

One of my gifts to you will be to save you from one death; be it a mob or against a player.

My other gift to you will be a fight against a player, me, whose skill set will match your own.

The third will be a flower.

[Indah]

How about.....
















































nothing?

[Xez]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog


Good SamDog,

as the ork known as the ork that is a mirdian in an ork body I'll bring you my mirdian friends for you pleasure.
May your lust be satisfied. If their screams bring the ork in me back to the surface we can have much fun swimming into the sunset.

In hopefull anticipation

Xez

[Survivor]

boot up the back-side ?

or perhaps a nice hat ?

[lemmingsoup]

my undying, eternal and not-quite-as-platonic-as-i'd-like-everybody-to-think love.

[HawksBrigade]

You know that spot on your back, the one that´s really really hard to reach when it itches??
I'll plant a dagger there to prevent itching :ninja:
You can keep the dagger, so you can use it to gut the fish you catch. :D

[Requiamer]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog

Ill give you elven cookies, and if you want a cup of tee at your unbirthday, you could also call few friends for your party if you want, ill have plenty of cookies for them. Also that might be even less pleasant than what alice in the wonderland experienced, but you'r just an orc after all.

[KellorKleft]

I'll give you the round table, and the knights who serve it.

[Leoplum]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog



A Care Bear Stare.

[Lorthral]

Some food... maybe some more...

[OvanOf Twilight]

The best weapon I can find, I shall bequeath to SamDog.

[Jargo]

I shall lob various pastries over the side of my raft at you.

[Demanicus]

Just because this is quite polite and it's been done a million times :p I thought I'll be nice and give you something. If I ever find anything of some sort of interest on my newb days in DFO I'll PM you.

[Dembar]

when i meet you. you probably be death not bye my hand. so i will give you a funeral you deserve. so you can pass over to the great fishing waters in the sky.

[lilyeti]

I will give you ONE thing.Somthing that will help you on your quest to be an Ork otter. Somthing that you will use for the rest of the game. Somthing that you will cherish and protect until you loose it.

A pair of flippers.


Not just any flippers. This pair of flippers increase your swim speed by 10% and allows you to hold your breath under water for 12 seconds longer!

[greeneggsnoham]

I shall give you some green eggs.


But no ham.

[lilyeti]

I shall give you some green eggs.


But no ham.

You"re a sick person!!

[CobraTX]

when me and my guild rule the server, we shall send a possible guild invite, or go fishing with you, or kill you and loot your fish :)

[heliumbox]

i shall warm the water for you, also y the hell did this post come back after like 2 years of being started...

[Kobayashi]

I'll give you a burning bag of dog shit, how's that sound?

[Behhemoth]

I'll give you a silent prayer

[Feyrband]

i'll give you a good ole necro.

[Youngdirty]

The greatest gift of all: the gift of a child's laughter :D

[Tzacharu]

I'll give you whatever you loot from my body!

[Gierod]

Good Sirs;

I've long since realized that I am not going to be very good at this game, so I want to start begging now, early on, before everyone starts begging.

So what do you plan on giving me once the game begins? Please note there are certain things I am not going to want (like a job or your friendship for instance). Also note that since I will be an Ork-Otter that haunts the elven river system and estuaries you are going to need to be able to travel there and deliver your gift (or hire some elves to carry it all).

If it is something to eat it can't be too heavy to swim with (since I will be spending most my time in the water), if it is something to read make it short, if it is something to wear I like puce and fusha.

You can get some ideas from the other posters here, and I don't mind getting the samething over and over again as long as it is a good gift.

your humble servent
SamDog

ill give you a pet fish then u can both swim together :D

[FattyDingDongs]

I will give you some underwear. As the water is cold and you need something to keep your below area warm, if an ork-otter has those.

[Ka-Wiz]

i shall present to you a bottle of elven-made perfume, crafted from the finest flowers in Mirendil.

we all know how a wet Dog smells.

[Lictor]

I'll give you a buttplug.

[Gierod]

I'll give you a buttplug.

x2

[Honest Bill]

I will give you the courtesy of painting my blade puce before i drive it through your back as you attempt to scarper

But only because i like you

[badula]

Dunno maybe i'll decide when we meet if you amuse me!

a Pork-Potter?

an half hybrid human mage with pig traits??? :D

[Lethn]

I think samdog just got on everyones KoS list :D

[Lycaness]

Ill grant you with a well balanced dagger in yer spleen :sly:

[Mad Z]

An ogre appendix. If I find one of those that is. And if I do I might choose to keep it, I mean come on! Where have you last seen an ogre appendix? Oh, damn! That leaves you with nothing, doesn't it? I'm sorry.

[SamDog]

Good Sirs;

I have to thank you for your generousity. My life-partner (its my
deathpig) and I appreciate it.


Prometheas writes:

Since ill probably be a mahirim trolling along in elf territory, I'll give
you an elf spine you can use as a belt. Decorated with little pretty
leaves soaked in blood.

Thanks Prometheas


Probably a snorkel, but only if you agree to give me an autograph.
I'll try and find a puce or fuscia snorkel for you chief. Lord knows a
snorkel would help with all the ork-ottery you'll be doing.
thanks Vanno and Rhynn Snorkels probably will be very useful.


you will recive a golden shower from me personally.
Thanks Agge, my Deathpig will be jealous.



Perhaps a selection of finely candied elfmeat.
Thanks Paganbran, but I prefer sweet and sour.




I will give you ticket which enables you play DFO's expansion pack alpha
for 90minutes
Thanks Sharpi


You know that spot on your back, the one that´s really really hard to
reach when it itches?? I'll plant a dagger there to prevent itching
You can keep the dagger, so you can use it to gut the fish you catch.
Thanks HawksBrigade, my Deathpig already scratches that spot for me with
its tusk.


A Care Bear Stare.
Thanks Leoplum o.O


I will give you ONE thing.Somthing that will help you on your quest to be
an Ork otter. Somthing that you will use for the rest of the game.
Somthing that you will cherish and protect until you loose it.

A pair of flippers.

Not just any flippers. This pair of flippers increase your swim speed by
10% and allows you to hold your breath under water for 12 seconds longer!
thanks Lilyeti, Flippers go right up there with the snorkels.



i shall present to you a bottle of elven-made perfume, crafted from the
finest flowers in Mirendil.
we all know how a wet Dog smells.
ThanksKa-Wiz, but my deathpig wouldn't appreciate it.


An ogre appendix. If I find one of those that is. And if I do I might
choose to keep it, I mean come on! Where have you last seen an ogre
appendix?

Thanks Mad Z, my deathpig likes non-mucle, non-bone, non-skin tissues.


I appreciate most the gifts. I know it is a little late, but could some of you give my death-pig something as well? He is a little flustered and can't ask for himself.

your humble servent
SamDog

[Blackfire1128]

Has anyone else noticed this thread was started over a year ago? But thats beside the point.

I'd probably just give you a hearty handshake and send you on your way, even if you don't want one.

[trichlor]

What will you give SamDog in game?

A sword in the gut.