Attention Aussies and Kiwis. We like you, we really do.

[Shamoke]

Rejoice! The Society of the Anvil is looking for some down under blokes or sheilas to occupy our ranks. And we aren't forgetting the Kiwis! We like them too. But you must have a microphone and use ventrilo, because the sole reason of you joining will be to talk in ventrilo, and be the official spokesman or spokeswoman of our clan. All important announcements will be issued with your voice. The thicker your accent the better! You may have to send us a lock of your hair to keep away the demons.

This is a limited time offer only so please visit and apply at http://www.anvilsociety.com/index.php?redraw=apply.php and say hello on our forums http://forums.anvilsociety.com/index.php we are looking forward to all applications. Good day mate. Don't curse me please.

PS. No fatties.
PPS. Just kidding!