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Kuruptix
10-12-2011, 06:09
http://squib.homestead.com/jesus-helo.jpg



everyone check out this image. Look at that toy that the baby is holding.


it resembles this toy http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/DF/QX/HELLOTD-2702039/led-light-flashing-disc-toy-250x250.jpg

WTF

Ragnarok Delrhe
10-12-2011, 06:43
http://squib.homestead.com/jesus-helo.jpg



everyone check out this image. Look at that toy that the baby is holding.


it resembles this toy http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/DF/QX/HELLOTD-2702039/led-light-flashing-disc-toy-250x250.jpg

WTF
when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


PS: that was ironic.

PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?

muddymess
10-12-2011, 07:02
when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


PS: that was ironic.

PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?

I doubt there are any real portraits of baby jesus. Or grown up jesus.

Ragnarok Delrhe
10-12-2011, 07:47
I doubt there are any real portraits of baby jesus. Or grown up jesus.

they probably did make paint portraits but probably not the ones we see in paints today and certainly not for the son of a carpenter.

Funky Zeit
10-12-2011, 07:49
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

zato`1
10-12-2011, 14:22
they probably did make paint portraits but probably not the ones we see in paints today and certainly not for the son of a carpenter.

dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?

karlek
10-12-2011, 14:24
when Jesus was born, toys didnt exist.


PS: that was ironic.

PPS: what makes you so sure it's a portrait of baby Jesus and not one made in the 1500s?

You can always gang up on the most jewish kid in the block and beat him with sticks pretending he's jesus.

Forker
10-12-2011, 14:36
dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?

No, jesus didn't exist. Paul made the whole thing up. Unless you are so naive that you'd believe anyone who came to you and told you they had a vision in the desert and to follow them?

Nat daprat
10-12-2011, 14:39
Jesus was GINGER?

My mind = blown.

Ragnarok Delrhe
10-12-2011, 14:39
dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?

I dont remember, it's kind of long ago. I also assume that the catholic church as any other sect like muslim, jewish(wut?), etc. are full of shit, and the vast majority of their sayings are actually lies.

tehWise
10-12-2011, 15:05
dont get me wrong, im not a retard or anything,im just not religious, but wasn't jesus like.. hella revered in his mortal life? and that is why the romans ganked his ass? because they were afraid of his power over the people?

His youth is unknown. Basically it goes from born in a manger to Jesus in his 20's.

I'm agnostic but always thought the muslim version of Jesus probably made more sense (assuming Jesus did exist)... it made me roflmfao the first time I watched: "The Muslim Jesus" to see the similarities and differences between the two http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5824503235708840999

Kuruptix
10-12-2011, 15:49
all of you guys are missing the point


there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


WTF that's crazy

Esudar
10-12-2011, 16:28
all of you guys are missing the point


there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


WTF that's crazy

its not, its just some basic crappy wodden toy for the rich people

tehWise
10-12-2011, 16:28
all of you guys are missing the point


there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


WTF that's crazy


Helicopter flight was probably the first type of flight envisioned by man. The idea dates back to ancient China, where children played with homemade tops of slightly twisted feathers attached to the end of a stick. They would rapidly spin the stick between their hands to generate lift and then release the top into free flight.

also Da Vinci lived during the 1400's and experimented with helicopters that could lift people, I'm sure rich kids had those toys by then. That knowledge probably inspired him to want to make a larger one to lift a man....

Emolas
10-12-2011, 16:57
Those are clearly the WTC in the background.

nizzie
10-12-2011, 17:44
all of you guys are missing the point


there is a portrait someone drew in the 1460 that has a baby holding a toy that looks like those helicopter toys.


WTF that's crazy

So.. Aliens? :ninja:

Kuruptix
10-12-2011, 18:27
no :D

I just think its weird, also Romans had steam powered toys, but yet they never applied the idea to tools and ect.

Esudar
10-12-2011, 19:01
no steam power in that crappy wooden toy ^^

Kuruptix
10-12-2011, 20:47
no, not that toy . im talking about a separate subject

Weeking
10-12-2011, 22:43
http://squib.homestead.com/jesus-helo.jpg



everyone check out this image. Look at that toy that the baby is holding.


it resembles this toy http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/DF/QX/HELLOTD-2702039/led-light-flashing-disc-toy-250x250.jpg

WTF

It's not an airplane FFS and we still make those kinds of toys, just usually using plastics instead of wood and whatever. And he's not really a baby and Jesus wasn't a white redheaded guy, not was his mother an Angel with wings so it's just dumb.