I have a competition!

[ClownFoot]

I have a competition! I need a sig, and I thought I would make a game out of it! For my sig I need:

-The most demented looking clown imaginable
-Must include a least one(1) of the clown's feet
-Must include the slogan: ClownFoot, destroying all who oppose the supremency of Clowns, one noob at a time.
-Your name can be on the sig if you want, I will put your name below my sig thanking you for it anyway
-Colors can be whatever you wish

Note: I would make my own sig but I suck at these things. NOW STOP READING AND START ALREADY!

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/klklk.jpg

Didn't come up with anything to fill the rest with and I didn't want to spent 15 minutes enlonging his leg (which would be awesome!). Say if you like the concept and I'll put more work to it.

[Roxianna]

http://rpkhq.com/memberUploads/Clown.jpg

Helgeren's is better illustration-wise, but I think I capture the inherent evil of clowns.

[Vattic]

clowns are dumb. why would you let your kids hang out with a complete stranger who's wearing facepaint and bizarre clothing? doesn't make any sense. kill all clowns imo.

[Prime]

i have the original background if you want to change the way the text is set up

http://i11.tinypic.com/2qte2hd.jpg

[Aramoro]

I agree, clowns should be shot on sight...

[Vattic]

here's mine:

http://shadesoflogan.sphosting.com/Images/clownfoot.jpg

[BlackVolgan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/BlackVolgan/clownfoot.jpg

thats mine

[Prime]

shit thats nice

[Jangang]

http://www.bloodofkings.net/pics/clownsig.jpg

Lol, not very good but hey, it only took 3 minutes to make.

[ClownFoot]

I love em all but vattic's for obvious reason. Look up evil clown on wikipedia and you will see why I like clowns. My favorites so far would have to be everyones but Jangang. No offense, but not really going for a pretty rainbow thing here. On sunday I will annouce the winner, so keep up the clown making fury!

BTW: Helgeran I like the concept and would like seeing the longer leg version, but dont got wasting your time on me.

Can any of you guys explain to me how you make these things? I really wish I could do this sort of thing.

[Jangang]

Well thats the last time I make a sig for you lol...

Mr. I want a clown sig, but no bright colors man... lol...


I defy you to find a better looking clown foot. You'll not find one in any of the many tubes that make up the interweb...





I'm kidding if you can't tell lol. :)

[ClownFoot]

I can tell, and was laughing the whole time I was reading your post. Though taht may be because I just saw a hilarious parody of the kramer thing.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/santa-loses-it.html

[Helgeran]

Can any of you guys explain to me how you make these things? I really wish I could do this sort of thing.

Photoshop. A monkey can forge something nice in photoshop :D

I vote for Volgan's cause that melting shoe is slick.

[Jangang]

Made another lol...

http://www.bloodofkings.net/pics/clown2.jpg

And yes, thats a fish, and it was imperative that it came out of the clowns mouth. :D

[Jangang]

I think i'm gonna remove the text and use that one in my rotation though lol, so nm.

[ClownFoot]

You stole the sig you made for me! Why I outta...

[Jangang]

Hehe, didn't look to good w/ the text though, and I couldn't think of a better way to place the text. ;)

[leathalapache3]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: WACK PHOTOS LOL:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Iggy Munster]

lol, jangjang keeps making that sig awesome and its aaaaaaall his.

[Scry]

Some of those "drawings" in the signatures, particularly BlackVolgan's, look amazing. What techniques do you use to create what looks to be hand-drawn? Maybe I should just try it first, heh.

[Helgeran]

And yes, thats a fish, and it was imperative that it came out of the clowns mouth. :D

Honestly, I thought he was eating shit.

[Wedge]

So did I. I was debating whether or not it was appropriate for the forums.

[Roxianna]

Can any of you guys explain to me how you make these things? I really wish I could do this sort of thing.

Its not hard, I can't draw my way out of a third grade coloring book, but I like to make art. I find stuff via Google (in this case searches on "bloody leg" and "evil clown" was all it took. Drop out the backgrounds. Hack elements apart then recombine them the way I want then paint, liquify, blur, smudge, shadow, bevel, backlight or whatever it takes to smoog it into something. Good font library, Photoshop CS2 and AlienSkin FTW.

[ClownFoot]

Alright, contest is over. Winner is BlackVolgan, second place is Prime. Hooray!

[Viluin]

Look up evil clown on wikipedia and you will see why I like clowns.

OT: I hate Wikipedia. I was reading about evil clowns and before I knew it, after clicking some links, I was reading an article about dry orgasms.

[ClownFoot]

OT: I hate Wikipedia. I was reading about evil clowns and before I knew it, after clicking some links, I was reading an article about dry orgasms.

...your kidding right? Not the dry orgasm thing, but the hating wikipedia. I edit the pages when I'm bored to see how many people it is possible to offend in one article.

Tip:Edit the featured article for best results.


Also, I found out that supremency is not a word, now get to work and change to supremacy or I'll close the contest and go to the request a sig thread and you guys will lose your names underneath all my posts.

[Vattic]

you know that you love the sig i made. admit it.

[ClownFoot]

Fine Vattic, I guess I can't hide it anymore. I want to have man sex with the sig you made me, it was just so... beautiful...

[Prime]

lol i didn't even realize it was spelled incorrectly