Maj
10-08-2006, 04:10 AM
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Yarr, dis ‘ere be dem lad, da bloodthirsty crew o’ The Shipwrecked Pirates. Ye knows em from off da waters o’ Aerynth were dey pillaged fer treasure ‘n rum. Yar ye sea squid da rumors be true. After da sight’n off da unforgiv’n coast o’ Kalimdor da sea demons ravaged da realm o’ da horde. ‘ts been said dat dey even held up da mighty undead Under City till da lads got so wasted off rum dat dey had der way wid an undead maid’n ‘for dey left wid ‘er booty n torched da city.
What’s dat ye be speak’n ye scum? Da crew be head’n fer dese waters? Narr, can’t be lad, ye see, dem scallwags aint’ got a ship. Lost ‘er long ago in a savage storm. Good thing to mate, ye aint’ be want’n ter meet up wid one o’ them. ‘Aint a landlubber ‘round dat can say dey survived, cept maybe one o’ them fancy wench’s dat dey seem ter keep alive, har.. Yar, them shipwrecked pirates been look’n fer their once mighty ship The Salty Maid fer some time now, rumors are dat da gods demselves destroyed er ta prevent further pillagin.
Ships? Ye say ye hear’d o’ an elven ship lad, what about it? Ships be disapear’n? Har, dat aint news lad, dese waters been filled wid scum quick ter keelhaul any lubber dat looks em wrong. Wot? Now dat be more interest’n... da women dey recovered been harp’n bout the demons dat raped ‘er? ‘n dey came from ‘n elven ship? Dat kinda vessel aint native ter dese waters, wot cud it mean?
Listen lad, dis be important, did these barnacles carry a flag? DIS AINT A JOKE, tell me ‘for I decide ter feed ye to da sharks ye weak-kneed nancy.
Nar, it cant be, dat story da ol cook told me was true after all. Ye see, apparently da ol Cap’n Arnie, leader o’ dis band o’ scurvies caught wind dat der precious ship ‘ad been found inland ‘ere on the continent. Now I aint be pretend’n ter know much bout it but if dat be true ‘aint a man alive dat’s gonna stop em from find’n ‘er. Strange tho, only powerful majiks cud wreck dat ship, ‘n ter bring her dis far and over da land.. Wot kind’a devilish power does da Cap’n be chas’n?
Dis aint good me hearty, dat crew be dangerous on land but if'n wot ye say be true den dey'v pillaged dem a ship. Dese men been landlocked fer years. Ye ever see wot dat does ter a sailer lad? It aint pretty, da cap'n 'n 'is crew must be in a blood crazed frenzy. 'n wid all da booty filled merchant vessels sail'n 'ere.. well, lets jus say dat if'n dese fancylad merchants be smart dey best be splitt'n der goods onta two ships 'n hop'n one makes er through.
Ye can be bett'n tho dat ol'Arnie aint be forgett'n 'is ol ship 'n da storm dat took er. Dem scallywags 'll leave no rock unturned till dey find er. Just hope dey don come through yer city lad, cuz dey aint gonna leave er stand'n.
Take my advice swab, if’n ye see a battleworn flag, black as da night wid a white anchor cresting da center, run. Ye aint be want’n ter get in der way.
Da Crew be known fer der way wid da wenchs and der savage thirst fer da rum. Dis ‘ere tavern ‘ll be da last place ye find me. Fair winds ye fool.
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Yarr, dis ‘ere be dem lad, da bloodthirsty crew o’ The Shipwrecked Pirates. Ye knows em from off da waters o’ Aerynth were dey pillaged fer treasure ‘n rum. Yar ye sea squid da rumors be true. After da sight’n off da unforgiv’n coast o’ Kalimdor da sea demons ravaged da realm o’ da horde. ‘ts been said dat dey even held up da mighty undead Under City till da lads got so wasted off rum dat dey had der way wid an undead maid’n ‘for dey left wid ‘er booty n torched da city.
What’s dat ye be speak’n ye scum? Da crew be head’n fer dese waters? Narr, can’t be lad, ye see, dem scallwags aint’ got a ship. Lost ‘er long ago in a savage storm. Good thing to mate, ye aint’ be want’n ter meet up wid one o’ them. ‘Aint a landlubber ‘round dat can say dey survived, cept maybe one o’ them fancy wench’s dat dey seem ter keep alive, har.. Yar, them shipwrecked pirates been look’n fer their once mighty ship The Salty Maid fer some time now, rumors are dat da gods demselves destroyed er ta prevent further pillagin.
Ships? Ye say ye hear’d o’ an elven ship lad, what about it? Ships be disapear’n? Har, dat aint news lad, dese waters been filled wid scum quick ter keelhaul any lubber dat looks em wrong. Wot? Now dat be more interest’n... da women dey recovered been harp’n bout the demons dat raped ‘er? ‘n dey came from ‘n elven ship? Dat kinda vessel aint native ter dese waters, wot cud it mean?
Listen lad, dis be important, did these barnacles carry a flag? DIS AINT A JOKE, tell me ‘for I decide ter feed ye to da sharks ye weak-kneed nancy.
Nar, it cant be, dat story da ol cook told me was true after all. Ye see, apparently da ol Cap’n Arnie, leader o’ dis band o’ scurvies caught wind dat der precious ship ‘ad been found inland ‘ere on the continent. Now I aint be pretend’n ter know much bout it but if dat be true ‘aint a man alive dat’s gonna stop em from find’n ‘er. Strange tho, only powerful majiks cud wreck dat ship, ‘n ter bring her dis far and over da land.. Wot kind’a devilish power does da Cap’n be chas’n?
Dis aint good me hearty, dat crew be dangerous on land but if'n wot ye say be true den dey'v pillaged dem a ship. Dese men been landlocked fer years. Ye ever see wot dat does ter a sailer lad? It aint pretty, da cap'n 'n 'is crew must be in a blood crazed frenzy. 'n wid all da booty filled merchant vessels sail'n 'ere.. well, lets jus say dat if'n dese fancylad merchants be smart dey best be splitt'n der goods onta two ships 'n hop'n one makes er through.
Ye can be bett'n tho dat ol'Arnie aint be forgett'n 'is ol ship 'n da storm dat took er. Dem scallywags 'll leave no rock unturned till dey find er. Just hope dey don come through yer city lad, cuz dey aint gonna leave er stand'n.
Take my advice swab, if’n ye see a battleworn flag, black as da night wid a white anchor cresting da center, run. Ye aint be want’n ter get in der way.
Da Crew be known fer der way wid da wenchs and der savage thirst fer da rum. Dis ‘ere tavern ‘ll be da last place ye find me. Fair winds ye fool.
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