Nidhoggr
10-01-2006, 01:15 PM
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Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, they desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
Arsenal
Their arsenal consist mainly of calculators, protractors and the occasional divider. And ofcourse, like everyone should, we love explosives.
These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never
before seen and your only way to stop us is to become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex.
The Use of Derivatives in Warfare: As everyone should know by now, if you take the derivative of a function enough times, it is reduced to zero.
This is one of our main strategies (unless you're an exponential function, then we just run away and will report you for hacking the client.) and is widely known to
mathicians all over the world.
Fortress of Arithmetric Paradoxes
Our base, the Fortress of Arithmetric Paradoxes, is a high tech fortress built out of cards, but with our amazing engineering abilities no one has penetrated the walls thus far.
If you'll want to join us, you'll have to show amazing math skills and most preferably prove something of value to us. A copy of the Archimedes manuscript would also do just fine.
A license to fly a plane is also a bonus.
THIS JUST IN
Al-Gebra is currently recruiting some slightly overweight girls. After much thought and consideration, we've decided we need a few robust girls to help us decide how to run the guild. Each of these husky girls will not have to go through the normal application process but a prescription for diet pills from your local doctor would increase your chances by a wide load.
And just for all you thunder thighs, the first milkshake is free.
If you feel like trying to apply, send us the solutions to this (http://www.nfmh.is/~eriol28/Al-Gebra_app.pdf) short quiz.
Chain of Command
If you do get in, this is how the chain of command works within the guild: The high council has a chamber, within it we keep a chain and if you don't obey our command, we beat you with it until you obey us.
A website on the intertubes is in the making right now, and I will update this when it has been completed. It will have a listing of the members among other things.
We already have connections all over Agon, so if you're thinking "Wow, these guys are cool, maybe I should try to get my guild to ally with them", don't.
If you have something of value to us, you could approach us, but do so at your own risk.
Current members (Some have been left out due to their names on top of the most wanted list of CIAoA (Central Intelligence Agency of Agon))
(Name - Title)
Fenril - Our martyr who died a glorious death while putting a jihaad on black namibian crack whores.
Stilgar Al-Rassan (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=20&dateline=1157475759) - Liberator of the Matrix
Majincarne (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=19&dateline=1157429769)
Hajj al-Gi (http://212.30.203.209/Helgi/helgstereuler.jpg) - The Great Divider
Spikey (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=16&dateline=1157318425) - The English Drunkard
Hexar al-Eetal (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=160&dateline=1157644712) - Sausage Bomber
Salsabus Ibn Neegrodjinn (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=136&dateline=1157478990) - High Prophet of Higher Exponents
Sbrafk (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=18&dateline=1157604908) - All Hail the Hypnotoad
Luke Al-BiJoorFathor - Functionally confused
Ali Al-Axle (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=96&dateline=1157486720) - The X-Y errand boy
Matloob Al-Jew (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=46&dateline=1157479453) - The Jewish Gestapo
Gulnar Al-Blaq (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=11&dateline=1157480063) - Supplier Of Mathematical Equipment
Al-Gebra is already known and feared around the globe and our name has been popping up in encyclopedia's all around the world.
Al-Gebra on Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Algebra)
As the Great Divider of Al-Gebra, I'd like to thank you for your time and hope you had a pleasant fright.
Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, they desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
Arsenal
Their arsenal consist mainly of calculators, protractors and the occasional divider. And ofcourse, like everyone should, we love explosives.
These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never
before seen and your only way to stop us is to become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex.
The Use of Derivatives in Warfare: As everyone should know by now, if you take the derivative of a function enough times, it is reduced to zero.
This is one of our main strategies (unless you're an exponential function, then we just run away and will report you for hacking the client.) and is widely known to
mathicians all over the world.
Fortress of Arithmetric Paradoxes
Our base, the Fortress of Arithmetric Paradoxes, is a high tech fortress built out of cards, but with our amazing engineering abilities no one has penetrated the walls thus far.
If you'll want to join us, you'll have to show amazing math skills and most preferably prove something of value to us. A copy of the Archimedes manuscript would also do just fine.
A license to fly a plane is also a bonus.
THIS JUST IN
Al-Gebra is currently recruiting some slightly overweight girls. After much thought and consideration, we've decided we need a few robust girls to help us decide how to run the guild. Each of these husky girls will not have to go through the normal application process but a prescription for diet pills from your local doctor would increase your chances by a wide load.
And just for all you thunder thighs, the first milkshake is free.
If you feel like trying to apply, send us the solutions to this (http://www.nfmh.is/~eriol28/Al-Gebra_app.pdf) short quiz.
Chain of Command
If you do get in, this is how the chain of command works within the guild: The high council has a chamber, within it we keep a chain and if you don't obey our command, we beat you with it until you obey us.
A website on the intertubes is in the making right now, and I will update this when it has been completed. It will have a listing of the members among other things.
We already have connections all over Agon, so if you're thinking "Wow, these guys are cool, maybe I should try to get my guild to ally with them", don't.
If you have something of value to us, you could approach us, but do so at your own risk.
Current members (Some have been left out due to their names on top of the most wanted list of CIAoA (Central Intelligence Agency of Agon))
(Name - Title)
Fenril - Our martyr who died a glorious death while putting a jihaad on black namibian crack whores.
Stilgar Al-Rassan (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=20&dateline=1157475759) - Liberator of the Matrix
Majincarne (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=19&dateline=1157429769)
Hajj al-Gi (http://212.30.203.209/Helgi/helgstereuler.jpg) - The Great Divider
Spikey (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=16&dateline=1157318425) - The English Drunkard
Hexar al-Eetal (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=160&dateline=1157644712) - Sausage Bomber
Salsabus Ibn Neegrodjinn (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=136&dateline=1157478990) - High Prophet of Higher Exponents
Sbrafk (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=18&dateline=1157604908) - All Hail the Hypnotoad
Luke Al-BiJoorFathor - Functionally confused
Ali Al-Axle (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=96&dateline=1157486720) - The X-Y errand boy
Matloob Al-Jew (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=46&dateline=1157479453) - The Jewish Gestapo
Gulnar Al-Blaq (http://darkfallforums.com/image.php?u=11&dateline=1157480063) - Supplier Of Mathematical Equipment
Al-Gebra is already known and feared around the globe and our name has been popping up in encyclopedia's all around the world.
Al-Gebra on Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Algebra)
As the Great Divider of Al-Gebra, I'd like to thank you for your time and hope you had a pleasant fright.