Official "i got the hottest gf" pic thread

[carebearkilla]

Screw you assholes for killing all the fun. my epeen was surging from posting pics of my woman.

she was fine with it at first, but then pirateglen ruined it. once she saw that he found my fb she tought it was creepy and forced me to remove the pics.

damn you bastards, damn you to hell.

I guess youll have to savor the ones you copied on to your hard drive for faping and / or editing.

[carebearkilla]

Btw she will destroy any of you in Halo 3.

[Falokis]

It will be short because this is a "I've got a bigger dick" thread in disguise. No one wins these type of threads, so no one really tries to play the game.

[CuriousGeorge]

She is hot. But the idea of her liking the halo series is a huge turn off.

[carebearkilla]

It will be short because this is a "I've got a bigger dick" thread in disguise. No one wins these type of threads, so no one really tries to play the game.

na man, well at least thats not what i'm looking for.

the person's gf / ass piece, doesn't need to be "hotter".

just curious to see what people gf's look like.

[Grisu]

Btw she will destroy any of you in Halo 3.
how much does she charge you?

[carebearkilla]

She is hot. But the idea of her liking the halo series is a huge turn off.

lol, i tried her to play MMO's but after she saw how much of my time it takes, she refuses and tells me to stop playing.

[carebearkilla]

how much does she charge you?

More like i charge her a BJ for using one of my remotes. HaHa.

[Tenebrion]

brb, uploading those pictures to 4chan so that they can be "edited" and sent back to you.

[Drudley]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kqkBbz54MBo/Skvc1xvO4RI/AAAAAAAAABU/wPfnDg7JoR4/s400/right+hand.JPG

[carebearkilla]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kqkBbz54MBo/Skvc1xvO4RI/AAAAAAAAABU/wPfnDg7JoR4/s400/right+hand.JPG

that actually made me Lol

[BlueOreo]

You're posting pictures of your girlfriend on the forum of a massively multiplayer online roleplaying (fantasy) game.

First, go back and think that decision through again.

Next, say the first sentence out loud, "I'm posting pictures... etc."

Thirdly, reevaluate your life.

[Captain Kirk]

And yet you play forumfall, something doesnt add up...

[carebearkilla]

You're posting pictures of your girlfriend on the forum of a massively multiplayer online roleplaying (fantasy) game.

First, go back and think that decision through again.

Next, say the first sentence out loud, "I'm posting pictures... etc."

Thirdly, reevaluate your life.

i know your upset because you don't know how to talk to women yet.

but thankyou for the lecture. i am aware of the fact anyone can take those pics and edit them etc.

but how does this affect either of us in real life? our pics are all over facebook and everything else. what is the difference?

[carebearkilla]

And yet you play forumfall, something doesnt add up...

i don't understand. so because i have a decent looking gf, i shouldn't play darkfall?

sometimes i enjoy pointlessly arguing with morons on these boards. it reminds me how thankful i should be for my life.

[Captain Kirk]

sometimes i enjoy pointlessly arguing with morons on these boards. it reminds me how thankful i should be for my life.


thats why a picture say's more then words (http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3854/uglyguy.jpg)

thats your sister.

If your thankfull for your life and actually have one there's no point in bragging about it here on the forum. It looks like your sister could use a real man!

[StrawberryClock]

While I will not post pictures of the girl I will eventual date due to my privacy paranoia, I can guarantee you that she is younger, hotter and blonder then your girlfriend. :D

[nisco17]

Her friends are all hotter with less thick faces.

Have fun banging the thick-faced friend.

[carebearkilla]

Her friends are all hotter with less thick faces.

Have fun banging the thick-faced friend.

thank you i am. can we see yours?

thinck faces? i bet ur a fat ass 16 year old that only gets gay men looking at him.

she is a 124 pounds so i don't see your point? and the other ones have boards for bodies.

too bad you will never tap anything remotely close. and this is just the current one, don't make me shut down more.

[carebearkilla]

While I will not post pictures of the girl I will eventual date due to my privacy paranoia, I can guarantee you that she is younger, hotter and blonder then your girlfriend. :D

sure buddy. pics or it didn't happen. your talking out of your ass as usual.

[DeadlyHit]

thank you i am. can we see yours?

thinck faces? i bet ur a fat ass 16 year old that only gets gay men looking at him.

she is a 124 pounds so i don't see your point? and the other ones have boards for bodies.

too bad you will never tap anything remotely close. and this is just the current one, don't make me shut down more.

dewd this gai has gf he r big e-hunk!

[Reckin Crew]

grats on the nice gf, but i'd rethink posting rl pics of loved ones on any public social site.

[StrawberryClock]

sure buddy. pics or it didn't happen. your talking out of your ass as usual.

I don't need to prove it to you. I could care less about what you think really.

[Silverhandorder]

I would post mine but I dread the thought of you faggots jacking to her. Maybe when there is a less retarded thread out there.

[Grisu]

i hope you know that no one is going to post pics of there GFs including me.

although i agree that most people here have never talked to a girl before.

[carebearkilla]

I don't need to prove it to you. I could care less about what you think really.

if that were true, you woudln't have replied.

also i like how you said, "i will EVENTUALLY be dating". your loser ass is probably reffering to some girl that you see once a month in your grocery store. LOLOLO.

[carebearkilla]

i hope you know that no one is going to post pics of there GFs including me.

although i agree that most people here have never talked to a girl before.

aye, like that captain kirk who claims she is my sister to make himself feel better about his pathetic life of editing random photos.

[Captain Kirk]

Bewbz to prove that it aint your sister!

[Grisu]

if that were true, you woudln't have replied.

also i like how you said, "i will EVENTUALLY be dating". your loser ass is probably reffering to some girl that you see once a month in your grocery store. LOLOLO.

His mom does the groceries for him.

[Tenebrion]

I'm surprised that the OP's pictures haven't been "glazed" and reposted yet, tbh.

I mean, this is the fucking internet, after all.

[Captain Kirk]

I'm surprised that the OP's pictures haven't been "glazed" and reposted yet, tbh.

I mean, this is the fucking internet, after all.

You mean like this? (http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3854/uglyguy.jpg)

[carebearkilla]

I'm surprised that the OP's pictures haven't been "glazed" and reposted yet, tbh.

I mean, this is the fucking internet, after all.

why not just do it yourself. if poped in her twice talking about the same thing. i know you have no life, and don't know women so gtfo.

people are so god damn immature. "yea lets glaze and repost, cause we are that cool in rl"

repost all you want. shit like that only affectes people if they let it. it has ZERO effect on my life. in fact above pick was rather funny. knock yourself out, nerd. im out for now, gonna go riding, deal with you F-ags later.

[StrawberryClock]

if that were true, you woudln't have replied.

also i like how you said, "i will EVENTUALLY be dating". your loser ass is probably reffering to some girl that you see once a month in your grocery store. LOLOLO.

I just wanted to brag and feel good, much like what you are doing. I'm much too paranoid about things like these so I don't post or even take pictures of me. Also, funny guy. You're like a cooler version of Dane Cook.

His mom does the groceries for him.

This is true.

[The V-Shine]

Congratulations, you have a relatively attractive girlfriend. We care. We are jealous. Good job. Your life has meaning.

[Captain Kirk]

I think we made him sad, he leave'd

[vaatc]

people are so god damn immature.

Say this ten times.

Then reevaluate your OP, the subsequent posts insulting people that do not need to post pics of the girl they are fucking, to make themselves feel better about their online persona.

[BlueOreo]

Say this ten times.

Then reevaluate your OP, the susequent posts insulting people that do not need to post pics of the girl they are fucking, to make themselves feel better about their online persona.

Winnar!!

[Villageninja]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kqkBbz54MBo/Skvc1xvO4RI/AAAAAAAAABU/wPfnDg7JoR4/s400/right+hand.JPG

Bahahaha.... you win.

[nate4449]

she is a 124 pounds.

Proof that this thread is fake. You would never be trusted with this information, ever.

[Tenebrion]

You mean like this? (http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3854/uglyguy.jpg)

Not...exactly... what I was getting at. I was referring to a literal glaze, you see.

[Tenebrion]

why not just do it yourself. if poped in her twice talking about the same thing. i know you have no life, and don't know women so gtfo.

people are so god damn immature. "yea lets glaze and repost, cause we are that cool in rl"

repost all you want. shit like that only affectes people if they let it. it has ZERO effect on my life. in fact above pick was rather funny. knock yourself out, nerd. im out for now, gonna go riding, deal with you F-ags later.

Yep, you sure told me.

[The V-Shine]

I think we made him sad, he leave'd

Pity. I wanted to see him make a fool of himself some more.

[Tzacharu]

Bold move OP, bold move.

Stupid, but bold nontheless.

Just curious, does your girl friend approve of you posting pics of her on the Internet?

[vaatc]

Bold move OP, bold move.

Stupid, but bold nontheless.

Just curious, does your girl friend approve of you posting pics of her on the Internet?

Since he mentioned Facebook, I would bet she does not mind. I would be interested in hearing the results of her finding out the context in which he is speaking of her on an online gaming off topic forum. I know plenty of women would not care, but the ones that would, oh boy that would be funny.

[popsaregood230]

I posted a thread similar to this once. It was interesting.

[Koveras]

I would post mine but I dread the thought of you faggots jacking to her. Maybe when there is a less retarded community out there.

fixed

also, this thread was kinda funny

Oh and I just thought of something to make this thread better.
It's hard to trust people on the internet these days so, we need you to make another picture of you with your girlfriend with like a paper with: "I love Darkfail! on it. So just we know for sure it's you.

[Kusghuul]

Eyrothath's posted his GF/cousin.

[alhazred]

in the spirit of the cousin fucker thread (someone thought his cousin was hot), i decided we should start a pic thread about our hot women.

if you think your woman is hot, or your just bangin someone hot, let see it.

i realize this thread will be short, as most of you people either don't interact with women, or they are very ugly.

ill start.


(her and me)
http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/skoprek/random/2.jpg

(thats right DD's)
http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/skoprek/random/5.jpg

(the one on the right)
http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/skoprek/random/3.jpg

(more DD's)
http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/skoprek/random/7.jpg

(the one on the right)
http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/skoprek/random/6.jpg

Cyrano De Bergerac called he wants your GF to give back his nose

[Rossco]

1. carebearkilla needs to improve his capitalization. I refuse to read the other 3 pages of this thread for the reason of this eyesore.

2. Fake thread is fake.

3. I'm right handed, but use my left hand. Discuss???Profit.

[carebearkilla]

1. carebearkilla needs to improve his capitalization. I refuse to read the other 3 pages of this thread for the reason of this eyesore.

2. Fake thread is fake.

3. I'm right handed, but use my left hand. Discuss???Profit.

Never realized grammar and punctuation was so important on these boards. but i asure you there is nothing fake about this. In fact I was high and thought it would be funny to show my GF the thread, and she said I was a "loser for conversating with such idiots".

HaHa, so if the goal of you people was to cause me some harm, I guess you douches technically succeded.

Edit: I don't even understand what would be fake about it? I would link you my FB, but after realizing what i'm dealing with (shame on me for not realizing before) I decided against that. Do you need more pics of me? she said not to post anymore of her because she doesn't believe "losers like this should be looking at her".

[Strangia]

Cyrano De Bergerac called he wants your GF to give back his nose

This was the first thing in this thread I laughed at. Her protuberance gives her no exuberance.

[carebearkilla]

This was the first thing in this thread I laughed at. Her protuberance gives her no exuberance.

Man, you guys are pretty picky about your women it appears. I would love to see the dimes you pull.

[Strangia]

Man, you guys are pretty picky about your women it appears. I would love to see the dimes you pull.

I never said she was unattractive, I just thought the Cyrano reference was funny and accurate. You just might not be acquainted with culture, because you are too preoccupied bragging about your girlfriend and watching Bill O'Reilley.

But your girlfriend does kind of look like a bitch, but that might just be the pictures.

[generic_user]

I fapped. To Drudley's hand that is, I want it inside me.

[carebearkilla]

I never said she was unattractive, I just thought the Cyrano reference was funny and accurate. You just might not be acquainted with culture, because you are too preoccupied bragging about your girlfriend and watching Bill O'Reilley.

But your girlfriend does kind of look like a bitch, but that might just be the pictures.

I do spend too much time watching good 'Ol Bill. But bitch she is not, i'm actually the fucked up asshole.

We've been together 5 years now, and perviously I had been a big whore. Slept with many women etc, told my self i needed to stop and grow out of it. So I thought i had beat my devils, then 4.5 years into the relationship, she goes to florida for a few months (her pops has house on miami beach), and what do i do? I fuck a bunch of women while she was gone. Little did i know what a small world it is, as 1 of the women's best friends (couger) had previously fucked her father's best friend and somehow my name came up. Then one of the younger ones i fucked (senior in highschool), ended up being friends with her younger brother! what are the fucking odds!!!!

Needless to say, I fucked things up pretty royally. Eventually she forgave me, and I came clean with everything. She still doesn't trust me, but I've never met such a loving person in my life.

Maybe it's because she was a virgin when I met her, so I am her first and only. Either way, she is the exact opposite of a bitch, and the only woman who has made me want to give up my ways.

Edit: and don't ask me why i'm getting all Dr. Phil on these boards of all places. I guess I really don't care about what the jackass trolls say, so I'm speaking to the nomal people.

[nisco17]

I hope she read my comment about her face being thick.

She needs to work on that.

Also: You are a bigger asshole than I thought if that story is true.

[Rossco]

What a compelling life story. It really highlights how well you understoof my post. Mayhaps I should rephrase it, your wonderful tale has inspired me; we're Forumfall, we don't give a fuck, you're girlfriend's right; you should sod off these boards.

[Strangia]

I do spend too much time watching good 'Ol Bill. But bitch she is not, i'm actually the fucked up asshole.

We've been together 5 years now, and perviously I had been a big whore. Slept with many women etc, told my self i needed to stop and grow out of it. So I thought i had beat my devils, then 4.5 years into the relationship, she goes to florida for a few months (her pops has house on miami beach), and what do i do? I fuck a bunch of women while she was gone. Little did i know what a small world it is, as 1 of the women's best friends (couger) had previously fucked her father's best friend and somehow my name came up. Then one of the younger ones i fucked (senior in highschool), ended up being friends with her younger brother! what are the fucking odds!!!!

Needless to say, I fucked things up pretty royally. Eventually she forgave me, and I came clean with everything. She still doesn't trust me, but I've never met such a loving person in my life.

Maybe it's because she was a virgin when I met her, so I am her first and only. Either way, she is the exact opposite of a bitch, and the only woman who has made me want to give up my ways.

Edit: and don't ask me why i'm getting all Dr. Phil on these boards of all places. I guess I really don't care about what the jackass trolls say, so I'm speaking to the nomal people.

So you are an inconsiderate asshole who can't maintain a fucking relationship? And you are how old, and fucked a senior in high school? For some big badass you sure are a sad douche.

Also, way to play on an emotionally vulnerable girl!

[carebearkilla]

So you are an inconsiderate asshole who can't maintain a fucking relationship? And you are how old, and fucked a senior in high school? For some big badass you sure are a sad douche.

Also, way to play on an emotionally vulnerable girl!

Yea pretty much. But while were on the topic (and i know this is the last place I should be asking), i'm just curious to see if other men have the same problem?

Like even if your with the best girl in the world, don't you ever feel like its better to be single and have a variety of women? I know there is more to life than sex, but Its a serious problem for me. Its not so much the comitment, its just that i feel like i'm giving up so much of my life. Its more of a power complex, I get off on being able to fuck a woman I don't know, even if shes not as attractive.

do any of you ever feel this way? Or am i just permanately screwed in the head?

[Zadok]

dude can i get some nudes bro??

[PirateGlen]

Never realized grammar and punctuation was so important on these boards. but i asure you there is nothing fake about this. In fact I was high and thought it would be funny to show my GF the thread, and she said I was a "loser for conversating with such idiots".

HaHa, so if the goal of you people was to cause me some harm, I guess you douches technically succeded.

Edit: I don't even understand what would be fake about it? I would link you my FB, but after realizing what i'm dealing with (shame on me for not realizing before) I decided against that. Do you need more pics of me? she said not to post anymore of her because she doesn't believe "losers like this should be looking at her".

http://www.facebook.com/skoprek
You're welcome, Steven.

[Slypieguy]

This thread fails due to lack of participation
Did I win? (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/slypieguy/maya.jpg?t=1269585147)

[Samisthebest]

Yea pretty much. But while were on the topic (and i know this is the last place I should be asking), i'm just curious to see if other men have the same problem?

Like even if your with the best girl in the world, don't you ever feel like its better to be single and have a variety of women? I know there is more to life than sex, but Its a serious problem for me. Its not so much the comitment, its just that i feel like i'm giving up so much of my life. Its more of a power complex, I get off on being able to fuck a woman I don't know, even if shes not as attractive.

do any of you ever feel this way? Or am i just permanately screwed in the head?

Yes, I agree. But you are still a stuck up asshole.

[carebearkilla]

http://www.facebook.com/skoprek
You're welcome, Steven.

Your link doesn't even work... try harder.

[Slypieguy]

Yea pretty much. But while were on the topic (and i know this is the last place I should be asking), i'm just curious to see if other men have the same problem?

Like even if your with the best girl in the world, don't you ever feel like its better to be single and have a variety of women? I know there is more to life than sex, but Its a serious problem for me. Its not so much the comitment, its just that i feel like i'm giving up so much of my life. Its more of a power complex, I get off on being able to fuck a woman I don't know, even if shes not as attractive.

do any of you ever feel this way? Or am i just permanately screwed in the head?

I feel the exact same way. Dunno if I'll ever be able to get married. Maybe I'll grow out of it, but certainly doesn't feel like it.

[generic_user]

Your link doesn't even work... try harder.

Link works fine.

[carebearkilla]

I feel the exact same way. Dunno if I'll ever be able to get married. Maybe I'll grow out of it, but certainly doesn't feel like it.

exactly. always hope as i get older ill change my thought pattern.

[Zadok]

Your link doesn't even work... try harder.

works fine to me

[carebearkilla]

works fine to me

well in that case feel free to friend me, all of you. i'm a friend whore.

[vrakk]

you look like a "brah", ***

edit: censoring bitch motherfuckers.. anyway the word is 3 letters, starts with a F and ends with G.

[carebearkilla]

you look like a "brah", ***

what the hell does brah mean? and you should know what i look like from my OP.

and I'd love to see what your fugly ass looks like, but you won't post a pic cause you know your either a 40yr old fat ass, or some pimple faced geek

[rekker]

Showing off pictures of your girlfriend on an internet forum. Classy!

[carebearkilla]

you look like a "brah", ***

edit: censoring bitch motherfuckers.. anyway the word is 3 letters, starts with a F and ends with G.

oh wait, your from sweden, that means your a sweedish fugly fats ass that sticks choclate bars up his ass.

[carebearkilla]

Showing off pictures of your girlfriend on an internet forum. Classy!

well at least i showed her the thread!

[carebearkilla]

http://www.facebook.com/skoprek
You're welcome, Steven.

thats cold man you could have at least friend requested me. geez.

[SSguy]

Yea pretty much. But while were on the topic (and i know this is the last place I should be asking), i'm just trying to be an attention whore that carries myself as a 10 year old because I thought having a girlfriend gives me instant coolpoints and increases my epeen.


Fixt.

These guys (http://hko.forums.aeriagames.com/index.php?f=102&sid=513f1b5d6b58aab8f50fce3b0c9a1e7d) seem to be around your age mentality, might want to post a "whos got a GF" thread there.

[carebearkilla]

Fixt.

These guys (http://hko.forums.aeriagames.com/index.php?f=102&sid=513f1b5d6b58aab8f50fce3b0c9a1e7d) seem to be around your age mentality, might want to post a "whos got a GF" thread there.

I'm sorry your antisocial and don't leave your basement. I sense some anger / depression coming from you. You seem to try and change the maning of this thread to express your subconcious issues.

Last time i checked, this thread wasn't about "who has a gf". the thread was about hot women, AND I CLEARLY STATED IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A GF, COULD JUST BE YOUR CURRENT SLAM PIG.

but you are a sad boy who dreams of seeing a pussy in person one day and i can see why that make you frustrated, however i don't think that makes it okay to lie about the meaning of this thread.

I bleieve the thread you are referring to is THE COUSIN FUCKER THREAD.

that was the "look i have i gf thread".

you should get some sunlight, it would do you some good.

[generic_user]

You know what I find depressing? This is the only active thread for the whole goddamn night. Fuck you guys.

[carebearkilla]

You know what I find depressing? This is the only active thread for the whole goddamn night. Fuck you guys.

well wtf man, where is my friend request then?

[generic_user]

well wtf man, where is my friend request then?

Sorry, you're not my type. I'm only into good looking guys.

[peertje]

why not just do it yourself. if poped in her twice talking about the same thing. i know you have no life, and don't know women so gtfo.

people are so god damn immature. "yea lets glaze and repost, cause we are that cool in rl"

repost all you want. shit like that only affectes people if they let it. it has ZERO effect on my life. in fact above pick was rather funny. knock yourself out, nerd. im out for now, gonna go riding, deal with you F-ags later.

and you call other people immature? you've got a long way to go ;)

[carebearkilla]

Sorry, you're not my type. I'm only into good looking guys.

awwwwwwwww, but i thought we were starting to become friends! and the other jibble jabby said i looked like a f-ag, isnt that your type?

did i mention my gf wants a threesome? first friend request on my fb wins.

[SSguy]

I'm sorry your antisocial and don't leave your basement. I sense some anger / depression coming from you. You seem to try and change the maning of this thread to express your subconcious issues.

Last time i checked, this thread wasn't about "who has a gf". the thread was about hot women, AND I CLEARLY STATED IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A GF, COULD JUST BE YOUR CURRENT SLAM PIG.

but you are a sad boy who dreams of seeing a pussy in person one day and i can see why that make you frustrated, however i don't think that makes it okay to lie about the meaning of this thread.

I bleieve the thread you are referring to is THE COUSIN FUCKER THREAD.

that was the "look i have i gf thread".

you should get some sunlight, it would do you some good.

You sound butthurt, maybe you should tell us you have an awesome car or something to uphold the attempt at attention whoring.

Oooh, I know, brag about how many face book friends you got...I bet you could get a ton more over at the hello kitty forums, they love pedos there.

Better start with the E-thug beat me up threats while you're at it to save face.

[carebearkilla]

and you call other people immature? you've got a long way to go ;)

LOLOLO, the fact that you took me seriously shows there is more brains in my left nut than in your entire head.

[SSguy]

LOLOLO, the fact that you took me seriously shows there is more brains in my left nut than in your entire head.

If you got brains in your left nut, is the rest of it in your ass?

[generic_user]

awwwwwwwww, but i thought we were starting to become friends! and the other jibble jabby said i looked like a f-ag, isnt that your type?

did i mention my gf wants a threesome? first friend request on my fb wins.

Oh, you just want to be friends? Well in that case, you're still not my type. I'm only into guys with personality.

[carebearkilla]

You sound butthurt, maybe you should tell us you have an awesome car or something to uphold the attempt at attention whoring.

Oooh, I know, brag about how many face book friends you got...I bet you could get a ton more over at the hello kitty forums, they love pedos there.

Better start with the E-thug beat me up threats while you're at it to save face.

if i posted my car pics you would cry. so i will refraign. then i would look like a real douche. check my fb pics.

if you ask me, you sound like your but is gaped from your bf. i can hear the wind tunnel from hear.

you can be my friend on fb too?

[Captain Kirk]

Pity. I wanted to see him make a fool of himself some more.

Hehe, he came back. And man did he make a fool out of himself :lmao:

[SSguy]

if i posted my car pics you would cry. so i will refraign. then i would look like a real douche. check my fb pics.

if you ask me, you sound like your but is gaped from your bf. i can hear the wind tunnel from hear.

you can be my friend on fb too?

Oh by all means post your awesome car pics, gotta get you more epeen points and attention.

Post yourself holding a gun and a handful of cash next too! Gotta be gangsta and all that.

[carebearkilla]

Hehe, he came back. And man did he make a fool out of himself :lmao:

says the guy who has a sexual fetish with captain kirk.

take your preteen UK ass outa here and go back to making star trek you tube videos.

is REQEUIM a code name for one of your upcoming gay pornos or something? care to elaborate?

[carebearkilla]

Oh by all means post your awesome car pics, gotta get you more epeen points and attention.

well its working so far, ill wait on that till this thread dies down. it will give me material to revitalize with.

[SSguy]

well its working so far, ill wait until I can find someone else's awesome car and post pics of me standing near it.

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is REQEUIM a code name for one of your upcoming gay pornos or something? care to elaborate?

Ya, me and kirk and some others are going to circle fap all over a pic of your face on camera in the movie.

Hey, why don't you tell us your life story again about how much of a fuck up you are?

I'm gonna get on facebook and start hitting on your girl, tell her to get with a real man with my 12 inch cock.

[Captain Kirk]

says the guy who has a sexual fetish with captain kirk.

take your preteen UK ass outa here and go back to making star trek you tube videos.

is REQEUIM a code name for one of your upcoming gay pornos or something? care to elaborate?

:lmao:

You're so sad you make me laugh pretty hard!
Thanks for the compliment on good english though. Swedish after all.

[carebearkilla]

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Ya, me and kirk and some others are going to circle fap all over a pic of your face on camera in the movie.

Hey, why don't you tell us your life story again about how much of a fuck up you are?

I'm gonna get on facebook and start hitting on your girl, tell her to get with a real man with my 12 inch cock.

HA. why not give it a try. her name is on my fb, shes sitting her next to me on her labtop, laughing about what an idiot i am.

she said your little pp couldn't satisfy her. and she said she wants to see a pic of you.

[carebearkilla]

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Ya, me and kirk and some others are going to circle fap all over a pic of your face on camera in the movie.

Hey, why don't you tell us your life story again about how much of a fuck up you are?

I'm gonna get on facebook and start hitting on your girl, tell her to get with a real man with my 12 inch cock.

and the irony here is amazing.

weren't you crying about epeens. your stroking your pretty hard right now.

i can't compete with a 12 inch cock, ive only got 7 inches. so what, its not about the size, its about the motion in the ocean. i never claimed to have a big cock.

[Corpsepoker]

I Think she looks really weird.

Her face looks all scrunched in.

[Captain Kirk]

she said your little pp couldn't satisfy her.

Cant be sure unless you've tried rite?
By the sounds of it you owe her atleast 1 free weekend.

[carebearkilla]

Cant be sure unless you've tried rite?
By the sounds of it you owe her atleast 1 free weekend.

agreed. pics are needed first tho.

[carebearkilla]

I Think she looks really weird.

Her face looks all scrunched in.

god damn it, why would you say that after i JUST SAID she is sitting right next to me on her laptop.

i think she just saw this comment, and now i think you've mader her sad.

i'm being serious. thanks asshole.

[Bissen]

LOLOLO, the fact that you took me seriously shows there is more brains in my left nut than in your entire head.

So you're telling us your left nut is dysfunctional?

[88Chaz88]

god damn it, why would you say that after i JUST SAID she is sitting right next to me on her laptop.

i think she just saw this comment, and now i think you've mader her sad.

i'm being serious. thanks asshole.

WTF did you expect?

Well done forumfall, you can still deliver.

[SSguy]

i can't compete with a 12 inch cock, ive only got 7 inches. so what, its not about the size, its about the motion in the ocean. i never claimed to have a big cock.

Your GF disagrees.
"she said your little pp couldn't satisfy her. and she said she wants to see a pic of you."

And don't worry she'll be gettin pics.

god damn it, why would you say that after i JUST SAID she is sitting right next to me on her laptop.

i think she just saw this comment, and now i think you've mader her sad.

i'm being serious. thanks asshole.

When I'm done slapping her around she'll have bigger things to worry about than a scrunched nose.

So, wheres dem car pics?

Also, life story plz....you know, because we like to pretend we give a shit.

[carebearkilla]

Your GF disagrees.
"she said your little pp couldn't satisfy her. and she said she wants to see a pic of you."

And don't worry she'll be gettin pics.



When I'm done slapping her around she'll have bigger things to worry about than a scrunched nose.

So, wheres dem car pics?

Also, life story plz....you know, because we like to pretend we give a shit.

dude you sound really hardcore. but you so far your all talk.

she keeps checking her fb, no friend requests or pics yet.

how long does she have to wait?

[SSguy]

dude you sound really hardcore. but you so far your all talk.

she keeps checking her fb, no friend requests or pics yet.

how long does she have to wait?

Bitch will wait until im damn good and ready.

[PirateGlen]

thats cold man you could have at least friend requested me. geez.

Why would I do that? Last thread I spoke to you in you handily demonstrated your stupidity and then fled after accomplishing that mission.

[carebearkilla]

Bitch will wait until im damn good and ready.

You can fap to pics of your mom anytime though.... why do you need to do it now?

[Captain Kirk]

Bitch will wait until im damn good and ready.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

omg the pain, my stomach. Must stop laughing!

[carebearkilla]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

omg the pain, my stomach. Must stop laughing!

you shouldn't swallow so much cum at once you know. it can seriously damge your stomach lining, that may explain your current pains.

that or, your on your period again and your cramping. try midol, she said it will help.

[Captain Kirk]

you shouldn't swallow so much cum at once you know. it can seriously damge your stomach lining, that may explain your current pains.

that or, your on your period again and your cramping. try midol, she said it will help.

:lmao:
wow, thats some pretty impressive stuff. Talking out of experiance I assume.

[carebearkilla]

:lmao:
wow, thats some pretty impressive stuff. Talking out of experiance I assume.

yea, my loads get pretty big if i haven't released in a week, she yelled at me last time to warn her / remind if we haven't had sex in a bit.

but you should know, i mean shit, you suck off every guy walking down your street. why does a girl have to teach you these things.??

[Muscalu]

what the fack is goin on here?

[Captain Kirk]

yea, my loads get pretty big if i haven't released in a week, she yelled at me last time to warn her / remind if we haven't had sex in a bit.

but you should know, i mean shit, you suck off every guy walking down your street. why does a girl have to teach you these things.??

Ask your mom why she has an eyepatch

Yes I did bring it to ''your mom''-level cos I see it as an improvement from the ''ur so gay lulz and I act like a 12 yearold''-shit you have going there.

[vrakk]

You want to handle this like gentlemen, or you wanna get into some gangsta shit? How much you bench, motherfucker?

[carebearkilla]

Ask your mom why she has an eyepatch

Yes I did bring it to ''your mom'' lvl cos I see it as an improvement from the ''ur so gay lulz and I act like a 12 yearold''-shit you have going there.

but she doesn't have one. that would be a stupid question silly.

[Captain Kirk]

but she doesn't have one. that would be a stupid question silly.

And I dont blow men on the street, so that was a pretty stupid thing to say aswell wasnt it...

[88Chaz88]

And I dont blow men on the street, so that was a pretty stupid thing to say aswell wasnt it...

What if I took you out to a fancy dinner?

[Captain Kirk]

What if I took you out to a fancy dinner?

as long as I dont have to do it in a dark alley I'm all game

[carebearkilla]

You want to handle this like gentlemen, or you wanna get into some gangsta shit? How much you bench, motherfucker?

oh snap. ethugin it.

i never claimed to bench much, just like i never claimed to have a big cock.

my max is 280, whats your point.

just cause you do roids doesn't mean shit.

[88Chaz88]

as long as I dont have to do it in a dark alley I'm all game

Deal.

[carebearkilla]

Deal.

Lol, finally something that made me laugh.

[88Chaz88]

Lol, finally something that made me laugh.

Wow you're easy to please. I spent about as much effort on that post as I have working.

[carebearkilla]

as long as I dont have to do it in a dark alley I'm all game

This would be a better example of easy to please.

[Voodoo Hoodoo]

Your 15 seconds of fame are up.