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The Cougar

01-09-2010, 11:48 PM

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Scully

01-09-2010, 11:51 PM

Was your name supposed to be intimidating or are you a milf?

MattMystrieo

01-09-2010, 11:52 PM

Before I read this, why are you on a bloody body building site??:ninja:

EDIT: Read it, fucking hell that was funny lol. Fuck I lol'd hard at that.

[LoD] EE

01-10-2010, 12:10 AM

How many times must this same story be posted in a 1 month period?

Villageninja

01-10-2010, 12:11 AM

"I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date"

I stopped reading at about that point. I'm going to guess it's some troll post because everybody knows you're supposed to bring your pee bottles on dates.

Xinnro

01-10-2010, 05:08 AM

I've actually had that issue before with having an errect penis, needing to piss, and shit at the same time.

It's a god awful feeling...though I usually never reach the point of shit FLYING out of my ass because I am unable to hold it....if he could have waited that long, he could have took 25 seconds out to piss and then sat down.

Nunz

01-10-2010, 05:08 AM

Shoulda pissed in the sink

Thats what I do.

Xinnro

01-10-2010, 05:11 AM

Shoulda pissed in the sink

Thats what I do.

That is actually a habit thats been growing on me lately....

It's usually the exact right height and leaves no chance of spillage. SO much more convenient than a toilet

Nunz

01-10-2010, 05:15 AM

That is actually a habit thats been growing on me lately....

It's usually the exact right height and leaves no chance of spillage. SO much more convenient than a toilet

One day I could have sworn I smelled urine while I was brushing my teeth. I quit pissing in the sink after that.

Nevron

01-10-2010, 05:57 AM

When you guys mature you can control your erections so you don't run into that problem.

Nunz

01-10-2010, 06:02 AM

When you guys mature you can control your erections so you don't run into that problem.

I wasn't pissing in the sink because of an erection. It was just more of a convenience.

Marrik

01-10-2010, 02:10 PM

if i need my boner to go down, i think of shirtless Rambo blowing away a bunch of vietcong. it works.

Glaive

01-10-2010, 03:20 PM

if i need my boner to go down, i think of shirtless Rambo blowing away a bunch of vietcong. it works.

That just gave me a boner.

Delwyn

01-10-2010, 03:45 PM

That thread pisses me off. Not because of the OP, but because of all the retards saying "brah".

Strangia

01-10-2010, 06:03 PM

That thread pisses me off. Not because of the OP, but because of all the retards saying "brah".

Bro, party foul. Chill out bro, and take a bong hit.

Tzacharu

01-10-2010, 06:34 PM

Wow, seriously? Is it really that bad to go to the bathroom in a public restroom? Or even hesitate to go in someone else's home? And the first thing he thinks of that could've solved this is pissing jars?

labron

01-10-2010, 08:54 PM

this shit was posted before, in the exact same way, and fuking fake as hell.

good attepmt at trolling btw

Black Thunder

01-10-2010, 09:36 PM

this shit was posted before, in the exact same way, and fuking fake as hell.

good attepmt at trolling btw

thank you labron

Viluin

01-10-2010, 10:28 PM

What you do in this situation is fap, because you can't pee when you're fully erect, it'll be blocked. In fact, erections while having to pee badly are common, the body does that to hold it in. This is prolly fake.

alfaroverall

01-11-2010, 12:16 AM

This is prolly fake.
It's from fucking 4chan originally as I recall; this is just one of the ones that got out. So of course it's fake.

zato`1

01-11-2010, 12:57 AM

this was written by someone who is 15.

if you couldn't tell.

fake and not even believable.

Rossco

01-11-2010, 01:02 AM

this was written by someone who is 15.

Indeed.

PS: I'm referring to your post, you failed 15 year old.

Bamboopanda

01-11-2010, 01:13 AM

No mater is real or not, was fucking funny.

nick larking

01-11-2010, 01:17 AM

No mater is real or not, was fucking funny.

^

Xinnro

01-11-2010, 08:52 AM

Well I just had the worst shit ever.

I was sitting down on the toilet, bent over just thinking about shit.

The song 867-5309 started going through my head and I began wondering how much the number would sell for...when I took a glimpse at my penis.

I looked at the pubes and saw something moving...I immediately freaked out and began swatting at it furiously. What was this you ask?

An ant.

Someone, an ant was moving around in my pubes...

How the hell does this happen?

katahlyn

01-11-2010, 09:22 AM

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

This has been posted here before. At least 2 times. :rolleyes:

Jubatus

01-12-2010, 10:58 AM